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[_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:26 No.2533642
He died alone and afraid. Like you will one day.
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>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:28 No.2533645
>elevator falling up
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:28 No.2533646
>>2533642
>so dark and edgy
stahp anon
I'm afraid of u
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:31 No.2533649
>>2533645
That's odd isn't it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:32 No.2533652
>>2533645
It's because they're in China.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:40 No.2533662
I'm gonna need the sauce
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)08:42 No.2533664
>made in china
>destroyed in china
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:01 No.2533672
Could you imagine, last day of college did very well already have a career offer life is great
and looks like it's going to be a bright future, might even have a gf to raise a family with. You
get ready for your finals, take a elevator to class, almost get off than... slide, crash and
crushed! Your insides are crushed the pain is intense, your gasping for air, mentally pleading
something to save you than fear sets in. You than spend your last minutes alone, afraid, and in
immense pain, slowly fading away into the void of death realizing all that work was for nothing.
Lifes a bitch sometimes.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:04 No.2533675
>>2533672
Why do you think I take the stairs?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:06 No.2533680
>>2533675
Stairs can collapse, earthquakes happen, old architecture fails. Death can come in many forms,
many times unexpected.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:08 No.2533682
>>2533680
Thanks for reminding me of my mortality, /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:09 No.2533683
>>2533682
Sure Anon, no problem have a nice day.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:11 No.2533686
I just don't know why it happened right when the door opened
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 09/19/14(Fri)09:21 No.2533698
>>2533686
probably some faulty programming on the elevators side. Like someone else called for an elevator
on a different floor and for some reason some security protocol didnt trigger.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:27 No.2533702
>>2533662
Try liveleak and search elevator China.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:29 No.2533704
>>2533698
I can just imagine the guy in upper floor wondering why the hell doesn't the elevator come and
smacking the button nervously
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 09/19/14(Fri)09:32 No.2533709
>>2533704
and when it finally comes theres only half a guy inside.
so yeah, a bad day for 3 ppl right there.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:36 No.2533711
>>2533709
Nah this is a regular day in China. Remember that little girl that was run over twice and no one
even went to help her? It seems to be their norm.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:39 No.2533713
This is China's way of dealing with the overpopulation problem. They just make everything faulty
to thin the numbers.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:40 No.2533714
>>2533698
the elevator moves faster than normal so it couldn't be someone else calling it
if it was an engine/breaks malfunction it should have cut him in two but it doesn't
why?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:41 No.2533716
>>2533714
but who was lift?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:43 No.2533717
>>2533714
Emergency brakes only partially working, guy's 100% muscle, unlikely but possible application of
leverage keeping him from becoming clean meat.
Lots of raisins.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:44 No.2533719
>>2533714
The human body can sustain quite a bit of damage, also friction.
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 09/19/14(Fri)09:49 No.2533721
>>2533714
hes also being squashed in his fulllength. Theres a lot of bones and muscles in there that may be
enough to break the initial impact.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:55 No.2533729
dayum... fucking china, that women behind him didnt even try to help? There are emergency
releases in elevators (to lower them a few meters) (atleast here) guess in china that got removed
for cost savings..
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)09:58 No.2533731
You just know someone is on the top floor spamming that call button and wondering what in the
ever loving fuck is taking this piece of shit elevator so long to come pick them up.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:05 No.2533735
>>2533729
>didnt even try to help
from previous threads there are fucked up laws in china that if you try to help and the person
dies you take full responsibility or if you do badly and he still sruvives he can sue you so no
wonder they just walk around like nothing's happening
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:07 No.2533737
>>2533729
They did try to pull him back. Ironically, he's probably dead because of it. If not for that he
probably would've gotten away with just losing a leg.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:09 No.2533738
>>2533675
Think more people die by tripping whilst going by stairs.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:12 No.2533739
>>2533738
I'm not usually tripping.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:12 No.2533740
I really hope I can fuck my maid before some shit like that happens to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:14 No.2533742
This is why safety protocols are important.
Fuck China and its lax shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:20 No.2533746
>>2533740
Go fuck her.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:23 No.2533748
>>2533742
You should see if you can trade off her payment for fucks instead.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:23 No.2533750
>>2533646
>Telling the truth is now edgy
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:31 No.2533759
He had an entire second to jump forwards, instead he froze and got killed
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:41 No.2533770
>>2533759
If the ground below your feet started moving and you had a second to react maybe you'd fuck up as
well.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:43 No.2533773
>>2533739
You're not usually dying either.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:45 No.2533778
>>2533746
>>2533748
Yes, no longer shall I fap on creepshots. I will tell her I reconsidered her offer and can find a
day to give her private lessons. Then I will devise a plan to make her fight with her boyfriend
and she will be lost and vulnerable in a foreign country with only me to give her shelter.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:51 No.2533783
>>2533778
see, I know you are being ironic, but you better do this shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:54 No.2533786
>>2533738
if you trip in the stairs you're either 80 years old or a little bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:54 No.2533789
Who keeps posting these stupid ass youtube videos on /f/?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:58 No.2533791
>>2533789
People that know it will piss off little faggots. Like yourself for instance
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)10:59 No.2533792
>>2533789
...>youtube
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:00 No.2533794
>>2533672
>than
Learn english you faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:03 No.2533797
>>2533794
he wrote more than you, droolin nigger
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:05 No.2533801
>>2533642
>>2533682
thanks for the reminder doc. I often forget and last week almost totalled my car in a accident.
If I had watched this I would probably remind myself why do I even go to work.
to live confortably, not die miserably. And fuck expensive pussies.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:08 No.2533805
>>2533801
this
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:23 No.2533829
>>2533642
this is how it feels to chew 5 gum
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:25 No.2533838
>>2533735
The law is if you have an accident (like a car crash or elevator malfunction) and the person is
injured, you're liable for all medical costs, but if they die lol 2bad, might have to pay for
cleaning and send a note to his family
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:26 No.2533842
... I think I'll take the stairs now ...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:27 No.2533845
>>2533838
are they trying to cut off superpopulation on that island?
>LMAO let it die chink, more chink money for us to chink on.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:28 No.2533847
>>2533842
Try not to slip and fall :^)
miss a step
break a neck
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)11:36 No.2533858
>>2533847
become a stroller
contract ebola
:^)
>> [_] Anonymous 09/19/14(Fri)12:23 No.2533925
Holy shit. We really are like robots (or is it the other way around?).
Look at all those convulsions.
