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[_] Anon 2071189 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2071191 This is cringe inducing as fuck. Never understood the people that make 4chan their way of life. It's like bathing in garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2071195 bunch of ultrafaggots
>> [_] Anon 2071196 is that moot off to the left?
>> [_] Anon 2071200 >># I think so.
>> [_] Anon 2071224 >># >This is cringe inducing as fuck. Never understood the people that make Reddit their way of life. It's like bathing in garbage. ftfy
>> [_] Dave 2071228 >># Wait a sec. Are you telling me that the people in this hereby video from a 4chan con in 2006 are in fact, people that frequent Reddit? I must object. 4chan is just the tip of idiocy. Reddit soon followed fueling the creation of funny junk and 9gag. The only good things to come from 4chan are long gone. /f/ devolved into a youtube video and repost fuckfest. /b/ is an edgy 16yo and mankids hive. /v/ is devolved into a shitfest with /a/ together and believe it or not, those were once the flagships of this glorified piece of shit. So I must ask you again. Are you insinuating that 4chan was indeed the spark that started Reddit?
>> [_] Anon 2071231 >># Holy fuck and that was back in '06 Just imagine how bad that kind of shit is now Thank fuck I only use 2 boards
>> [_] fuck off dave 2071237 >># >didn't understand at all
>> [_] Anon 2071252 >># /d/ and /a/?
>> [_] Anon 2071259 >># /c/ and /f/ (and Stalker Generals on /vg/) Every other board is blocked to hell >tfw have 49 /c/ threads open
>> [_] Anon 2071262 >># God, you're an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2071274 >># >># >not recognizing moot instantly fuck back off to 9gag
>> [_] Anon 2071287 >># >implying moot is not worst admin ever
>> [_] Anon 2071308 yeah this one sucks i prefer this one http://i.imgur.com/YLlkkS1.png
>> [_] Anon 2071361 >># >(and Stalker Generals on /vg/) mah stalkan
>> [_] Anon 2071377 This was back when 4chan was still la secret club and not cool to go to. Those people cheering? the social rejects of the internet who together are useless faggots, but as a group can offend just about everyone. IIRC 4chan got banned from Anime Central and almost got banned from Otacon.
>> [_] Anon 2071380 >># Why's that?
>> [_] Anon 2071382 >># How new are you?
>> [_] Anon 2071383 >># Over two years now.
>> [_] Anon 2071385 Where's his fedora?
>> [_] Anon 2071396 Bridget. God I remember her. This was before the dark times, before the cancer. This needs to be continued to include "And at last, upon the eighth day of thy 4chan, a great cancer arose from the bowels of the internet, and infected all of 4chan with all kinds of newfaggotry and get threads. It twas a dark day, for 4chan." Then the speaker an-heroes in front of the audience.
>> [_] Anon 2071397 >># And then a ritual offering of Kool-aid laced with cyanide.
>> [_] Anon 2071399 God, lemmycaution is such a fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2071426 >># this may have been back when cancerous faggots were in the minority on 4chan, but most of the people in that vid are still cancerous I guarantee that they aren't the ones actually posting racism, gore and CP on /b/ when they go home that night. The 'old guard' of 4chan so to speak, the truly fucked up abnormals who made this place famous to begin with before ironically being the most actively purged by Moot himself, are forgotten heroes.
>> [_] Anon 2071446 ITT: Resentful oldfags butthurt that they aren't cool anymore
>> [_] Anon 2071450 >># >Bridget. God I remember her. >her I'm not so sure about that, Anon... PROTIP: Everybody's gay for Bridget.
>> [_] Anon 2071466 >># saving jpg image as png I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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[_] First, a reading from Genesis Anon 1870040 Subtitles for the hearing impaired. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1870046 Cancer.
>> [_] Anon 1870054 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1870103 >"slash b" fuck this im out. cancer shit right here.
>> [_] Anon 1870108 >># >># >># What is a cancer?
>> [_] Anon 1870130 Wow how did they fit so much autism into a room
>> [_] Anon 1870133 all those people mocking Jesus. can't wait for the judgment to fall
>> [_] Anon 1870137 >># jesus never had magical powers, if he even exsisted.
>> [_] Anon 1870139 God dame it. Fuck you OP and your God damn Cancer.
>> [_] Anon 1870141 >># It's gonna be so sweet when Judgment falls.
>> [_] oph 1870147 >># a miserable little pile of rubbish but enough ironic shitposting, have at you
>> [_] Anon 1870154 >># >># You leave Judgment alone! He hasn't had such great balance since the accident.
>> [_] cancer Skwisgaar Skwigelf 1870210 So you gots the bigs Ks... cancer....
>> [_] Anon 1870211 >># >>all those people mocking Jesus Mocking god, tardfag.
>> [_] Anon 1870223 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1870241 >># Jesus =/= god (there are some exceptions)
>> [_] Anon 1870260 >2006 >calling 4chan cancer holy shit what.
>> [_] Anon 1870323 >># If you're a Christian then Jesus is God the Son, part of the trinity that makes up God. The other being the Father, and the Holy Ghost/Spirit. Jesus is only considered a prophet in Islam and the Jews see him as a rabbi who said some good things, maybe, but isn't the Messiah.
>> [_] Anon 1870325 >># Revelations was about Nero. If Jesus had really come back for the Judgement, it would be in history books already. Also it's ok to admit that your God is a weak 13 year-old girl who didn't get invited to the slumber party so know she's making a totally bitching slam book with cuss words. Because that's pretty much what you and every christian/moslem/muslim/islamist is saying when confronted by others. Yahweh don't give a fuck, Jehovah don't give a fuck, Allah don't give a fuck, Jesus don't give a fuck, and Mohammed don't give a fuck. If they did they can handle their own business. If they can't. Well that makes them weak little wusses don't it?
>> [_] Anon 1870327 >># Keep shedding those tears, mercy will not be shown on Judgment Day.
>> [_] Anon 1870329 >># This is on the 4chan flash archive. Why post it here?
>> [_] Anon 1870333 >># It would be really silly if judgement day came and god turned out to be a total bro. "Oh snap, it looks like your world is ending. You guys wanna crash at my place?" The amount of butthurt from genocidal zealots would be ridiculous.