File: whenpeeing.swf-(4.61 MB, Other)
[_] C comedy c needs tag Anon 1929942
>> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1929945 Must watch Moar "Redminus" now Bye.
>> [_] Anon 1929948 dude milk your prostate, works SO well, and no i dun mean finger up ass, just that lil area just behind your balls
>> [_] Anon 1929955 I still want to know why guys can't just use tissue after peeing. Peeing and then just sticking it back in your pants like that is fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1929957 >># you are now at a urinal... 60 seconds on the clock, go.
>> [_] Anon 1929960 >># That doesn't fucking work. It all just stays in the pipes until you move.
>> [_] Anon 1929961 >Was uploaded as a flash file to newgrounds >Low quality youtube conversion brilliant/10
>> [_] Anon 1929966 >># If that's the case, pee at the toilet. Problem solved. Can easily move around a bit in there to get it to come out and then you can wipe up.
>> [_] Anon 1929968 >># Ooooooor, you could just do what >># suggests, and press in behind the balls, and force the liquid out quickly and manually. No mess.
>> [_] Anon 1929972 >># if you are'nt a woman I better not see your ass in the trough when I go to make my sissys
>> [_] Anon 1929974 >># Pressing the taint risks your shirt tails, and cuffs if you're wearing long sleeves, not to mention making it look like you're jacking off.
>> [_] Anon 1929976 >># I think this guy just has a really short dick.
>> [_] Anon 1929977 >># It's probably a woman.
>> [_] Anon 1929981 >># Men (at least most of them) don't have one inch long urethras. Dabbing at it with a tissue does jack shit to solve the problem.
>> [_] Anon 1930003 >># None of those problems exist.

File: whenpeeing.swf-(4.61 MB, Anime)
[_] Anon 1905367 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1905368 so this was animated in flash, posted to newgrounds, uploaded to youtube, taken from youtube, taken from youtube and uploaded to /f/ in shitty low quality
>> [_] sage 1905371 >># more accurately: uploaded to both youtube and newgrounds (newgrounds version he's watching it on NG, youtube version he's watching it on youtube). then uploaded onto /f/ in low quality why? because fuck quality.
>> [_] Anon 1905373 also, bangable cartoon chick
>> [_] Anon 1905404 Posted every fucking day for a full week now. Pretty tired of your shit OP.
>> [_] Anon 1905418 Would have been funnier just with the peeing scene... dialogue was dumb.
>> [_] Anon 1905442 >># If Zone makes a parody with them, I'll die a happy man.
>> [_] Anon 1905454 >># The girl is actually the voice of Zone-Tan
>> [_] Anon 1905541 Pick a stall instead of a urinal Get a couple sheets of toilet paper Stick at tip of dick, squeeze dick from base to tip Profit
>> [_] Anon 1905571 >># in a household where I am the only penis-ed one, I've just taken to sitting down and dabbing afterward as well
>> [_] Anon 1905587 I don't get how this is a problem when guys pee still. Just take some damn tissue with you and wipe yourself after your's done. Or pee at the toilet where there is toilet paper. Not that hard.
>> [_] Anon 1905616 no no you fools he just has to put a little t.p in front of his dick then when said pee drip happens it is absorbed . than said pisser is saved and can have a piss pants free day.

File: whenpeeing.swf-(4.61 MB, Anime)
[_] Anon 1900319
>> [_] Anon 1900339 i hate it when that happens!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1900340 lol ive been waiting for someone to post this.
>> [_] Anon 1900343 >he's a grown man >he can't take a piss properly
>> [_] Anon 1900345 Girls just don't get it about how the last bit doesn't always come out till you put it away
>> [_] Anon 1900347 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1900350 Why don't guys like... you know... take some tissue with them after their done and wipe up before tucking it back in?
>> [_] Anon 1900353 >># >!!!!! >># >lol ive been waiting for someone to post this. Sweet mother, it's fucking friday
>> [_] Anon 1900498 >># It's not about piss residue on the tip. It's about boys not able to take a piss and unleashing a second wave into their pants. >># Learn to relax and not fucking force it; tensing all up because you're ashamed someone could see your little doodlypopper. [spoiler]I speak from experience. I'm now master of urinals.[/spoiler]

File: whenpeeing.swf-(4.61 MB, Other)
[_] best flash animator today Anon 1870216 the slice of life >Redminus destroys in flash Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1870219 i fucking love redminus OPisgewd
>> [_] Anon 1870226 a flash in my flash?!!? i enjoyed this
>> [_] Anon 1870256 the animation is superb!
>> [_] Anon 1870257 pecker tracks
>> [_] Anon 1870295 >tfw this actually happens to me almost every time Women just don't get it
>> [_] Anon 1870321 >># Same dude. Well, not almost every time for me, more like 50-50.
>> [_] Anon 1870328 his art is great and it looks like some great animation, but if you watch how he animates its fucking autistic. he takes like an hour to do less than a second of work, even when he has an outline already drawn up. he wastes too much time on small detail
>> [_] Anon 1870337 >># If anything the end product is amazing, and I commend him.
>> [_] Anon 1870338 >># I share the feels brah
>> [_] Anon 1870370 >># >he takes like an hour to do less than a second of work Good animation is tedious as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1870371 tl;dr: squeeze the piss out of your dick like toothpaste to prevent this There's sort of a cure for this. What happens is a small bit of urine gets stuck in your urethra that you just can't usually shake out. It doesn't come out until your dick is pointing down and completely relaxed. To prevent the problem just squeeze your dick like you're trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube, making sure to start beneath as close to the scrotum as possible. Shake and boom, you're done.
>> [_] Anon 1870373 >># >in public
>> [_] Anon 1870376 >># Unless they have a clear show and are paying 100% attention to you, they won't notice. That is unless you're trying to pull your goddamn dick off. In which case people will already be staring at you because you're pants-on-head retarded to begin with.
>> [_] Anon 1870384 good shit. i need moar
>> [_] Anon 1870386 No matter how much you wiggle and dance The last few drops go in your pants
>> [_] Anon 1870387 >Typical boring "MEN DUMB WOMEN SMART" shit Yeah this is real funny.
>> [_] Anon 1870403 That's why I wipe the head down before I put it away.
>> [_] Anon 1870404 wut voice actor of zone-tan
>> [_] Anon 1870413 >># >implying this wasn't made by a man for men It's not that he's dumb, it's that she's a cunt.
>> [_] Anon 1870417 This is a joke right? Guys don't wipe? That's disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1870419 R'ing that flash with 2 girls sitting in a wheat field with some guitar music playing, I believe it was posted a week ago or something.
>> [_] Anon 1870423 >># yea, its a joke we use normaly our hands to clean