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[_] Anon 3466267

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[_] No, if you have problems with your computer, come to the COMPUTER MAN! Anon 3421808 >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3421811 Scat Man wants his cut from this.
>> [_] Anon 3421946 yeah i heard he retired now right. thats him right

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[_] so why haven't you bought a mac yet, /f/? Anon 3396963 it's just an obvious choice
>> [_] Anon 3397024 >># Because it's not 1997.
>> [_] Anon 3397028 >># >buy a mac >install windows anyway >dealing with Apple's bullshit hardware in 2019 Literally no point. I'd rather dualboot Windows and Linux on a decent spec computer for almost half the price than an overpriced mac where I never use the OS.
>> [_] Anon 3397050 >># rather pay fair prices for my parts, not A grade prices for C grade parts that I can't even change out or alter
>> [_] Anon 3397058 "Send a request" "MORE GAMES!!!" *Only gives out Macintosh* Lol.

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[_] mac or pc, anon? Anon 3395004
>> [_] Anon 3395012 >># depends on what you wanna do on your computer
>> [_] Anon 3395015 Linux.
>> [_] Anon 3395057 >># Do I look like a faggot with more money than neurons? PC of course
>> [_] Anon 3395059 >># linux mint on the laptop, pc on the desktop, and mac at work.
>> [_] Anon 3395068 A classic
>> [_] Anon 3395072 >># I'm too much of a brainlet to operate Linux so I stick with the microshaft wangblows botnet

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[_] how much do you know about computers /f/? Anon 3392830
>> [_] Anon 3392860 >># we talking soft or hardware? I can build a PC from parts, even with master/slave and configuring the bios I don't know shit about electronics, but even I can figure out Steve Jobs was a massive hack that was all about them cool, fresh, style and nothing else from the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 3392926 >># I know a lot about circuit design and electronics, but I couldn't tell you shit about computers
>> [_] Anon 3392935 Fuck that guy!
>> [_] Anon 3392949 i have a bachelor's degree in computer science.

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[_] Anon 3353883
>> [_] Anon 3353901 MORE GAMES!
>> [_] Sammy 3353944 >># >Macfags.swf
>> [_] Anon 3353956 funny to see that everything that is now a soulless sucking scam today was once just a viable alternative on an objective competition
>> [_] Anon 3353974 >># It never was. It never was at all, especially when this was made. Mac idiots used to say it's best for media and art and design but all that shit was also on Windows and more. So no. It was never an alternative except for >>#

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[_] Anon 3329019 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3329126 how dare he slander the legendary scatman john

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[_] Anon 3324895
>> [_] HomeRun.swf 3324898 >># 9/10 would watch it again.

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[_] Anon 3320227
>> [_] Anon 3320232 Posting this on /g/ would be akin to a declaration of war.
>> [_] M-Non 3320313 -Hands everyone my business card- Streamer on twitch - Mastermarz I can also fix and repair computers for people.

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[_] Anon 3316634
>> [_] Anon 3316680 >># >Windows 95 Jesus I remember using that OS when I was younger. All those neat games you had to exit windows to play. >cd.. >cd.Keen4 >cd.keen4.exe DOS mode man... shits so simple now.
>> [_] Anon 3316757 >># DOS mode is baller-ass though; no fucking around with drivers or updates or DRM like Steam

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[_] [L][U][G] [A][N][D] [P][R][A][Y] Anon 3308164
>> [_] Anon 3308253 >># win 95. still more usable than windows 10. 'Computer Man' running MacOS rather than Arch Linux. Faggot is just an ice-cream sales man dressed up as 'Computer Man' which went the way of the dodo back in the early 90's

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[_] Anon 3305216 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3305308 >you will never work in an office in the 90's just doing dumb shit with your coworkers all day
>> [_] Anon 3305330 "Windows 95 is plug and pray..." 22 years later, still almost true. And Microsoft Office on Mac, good luck.

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[_] [L][U][G] [A][N][D] [P][R][A][Y] Anon 3301896
>> [_] Anon 3301944 They made Scatman parodies that far back in time? holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 3301956 >># Yeah, it was a hit song.
>> [_] Anon 3302037 beeep beep beep bip bop bop

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[_] [L][U][G] [A][N][D] [P][R][A[[Y] Anon 3296839

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[_] Anon 3292655
>> [_] Anon 3292672 I'd give him a call.
>> [_] Anon 3292734 >># Not my scatman

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[_] Anon 3288422 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3288423 Mac fags were the absolute worst in the 90s.
>> [_] Anon 3288514 >># Did he say "get into a computer" at the end?
>> [_] Anon 3288533 >># Damn right he did

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[_] Anon 3284260 PLUG AND PRAY
>> [_] Anon 3284353 He sounds like the Rappin' for Jesus guy for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 3284428 >># what came first, this or I'm A Scatman by Scatman John?
>> [_] Anon 3284432 >># As with everything mac, its a ripoff

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[_] Anon 3281962 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3282000 jesus this is awesome howve i never seen this
>> [_] Anon 3282031 >># I've worked in IT for 10 years and this never crossed my radar i am fucking thrilled.
>> [_] Anon 3282047 >># guessing it was a local ad reminds me of that beavis and butthead-scattman episode
>> [_] Anon 3282050 He knows his shit. Mac OS9 was and will remain my favorite operating system ever.
>> [_] Anon 3282065 he's been fixing my hardware for over 10 years now
>> [_] Anon 3282068 Super Windows 95 Bloopers
>> [_] Anon 3282102 Windows 95 is p l u g a n d p r a y

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[_] Sammy 3278288 Ya gotta go the Mac™ Way!
>> [_] Anon 3278290 one word: developers developers developers developers DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS developers... developers... ballmer smash...
>> [_] Anon 3278356 >># at the time that a Scatman cover was culturally relevant, Macs were a decent choice

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[_] [L][U][G] [A][N][D] [P][R][A[[Y] Anon 3275506
>> [_] Anon 3275516 >MORE GAMES! >Mac lol, pick one MacFags.
>> [_] Anon 3275557 >># i want to be like the computer man
>> [_] Anon 3275560 dude, I'm loving it! this guy is the best. He's the computerman!
>> [_] Anon 3275563 I can't find this on YouTube anymore. It's a shame.
>> [_] Anon 3275571 >># Flash will keep it alive.
>> [_] Anon 3275576 >># But who will keep Flash alive?
>> [_] Anon 3275579 >># Us.
>> [_] Anon 3275584 >computer >mac Pick one
>> [_] Anon 3275587 >># fpbp
>> [_] Anon 3275600 >># steve jobs sure could dance i bet he's still dancing, wherever he is
>> [_] Anon 3275624 >># first result, nigger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeF-OvEJ dAo
>> [_] Anon 3275625 >># >># another one, with 1.7mil views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oUp_JjP Jok
>> [_] Anon 3275629 >># This video is actually pretty good but probably because of hot it aged. I'm guessing if I watched it when it came out It would probably be cringey AF

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[_] Anon 2818708
>> [_] Anon 2818773 This is great. I've not seen a good parody of this before.

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[_] Anon 2569845
>> [_] Anon 2569870 MORE GAMES !
>> [_] Anon 2569892 soooo is this what gabe looked like in his prime???
>> [_] Anon 2569990 >macfags

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[_] Anon 2530545 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2530571 that man is clearly Achmed the dead terrorist before he quit his day job
>> [_] Anon 2530613 that clearly did not age well
>> [_] Anon 2530615 >># Isn't it Weird Al?
>> [_] Anon 2530616 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2530621 >># Says you.
>> [_] Anon 2530664 what was his last line: get into a computer?
>> [_] Anon 2530678 Damn, pre-9/11 america was truly a different place. I really, really, really like these 90's videos for some reason.

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[_] Anon 2520529
>> [_] Anon 2520559 >># I'm 90% sure that the US Government spent several Billion dollars on this.
>> [_] Anon 2520598 >># Whao, I remember our old family mac. When did apple start sucking dick and windows start kicking ass?
>> [_] Anon 2520603 >># Starting around the time of the iMac, early 2000s. Mac stopped trying to compete with hardware and instead just tried to make it expensive and classy.
>> [_] Anon 2520618 >># >classy >http://i.imgur.com/iXhrker.gif
>> [_] Anon 2520619 >># >When did apple start sucking dick and windows start kicking ass? Since ever?
>> [_] Anon 2520654 epic commmercial
>> [_] Anon 2520694 Proof that macfaggotry has always been a thing. >># They didn't actually go upmarket until the iPhone became a huge success. iMacs were actually pretty affordable. That was the point after all -- it was an all-in-one no-hassle basic computer, like the original Mac.

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[_] Anon 2507008 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2507075 >># This is actually pretty cool.
>> [_] Anon 2507126 mfw upgrading my computer
>> [_] Anon 2507187 >># But will you get 16 million colors with the new vr chip?
>> [_] Anon 2507189 Honestly, I miss the days of Windows 95 and 98.
>> [_] Anon 2507190 >># windows 98se, best os ever.

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[_] MOVIN' YOUR FILES ALL ACROSS THE LAND Anon 2463005 >more games >Mac Pick one. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2463032 Well you have to remember this was back when Macs were actually computers.
>> [_] Anon 2463039 ive got your hard drive riiiiight heeerrree
>> [_] Anon 2463043 >plug 'n pray keke
>> [_] Anon 2463051 >># Yeah but even then the Mac had [spoiler]no games.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2463088 Baby I'm the best
>> [_] Anon 2463127 So, did Scatman John rip this song off? Under what circumstance was he exposed to it, I wonder?
>> [_] Anon 2463149 >># Please be bait.
>> [_] Anon 2463169 >># On the off chance you're serious. Windows 95 is referenced in the video (which came out late 1995), while "I'm the Scatman" came out late 1994.

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[_] Anon 2443315
>> [_] Anon 2443378 >IT in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 2443383 my brain just melted
>> [_] Anon 2443445 >mac >games Pick one
>> [_] Anon 2443455 >Mac >Good pick one

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[_] Anon 2436364 BWEEEEE BADAP BADAPDO Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2436367 EXPRESS YOUR QUARK
>> [_] Anon 2436380 >># So this is how the IRS spends its excess money...
>> [_] Anon 2436391 Back when Macs were computers.
>> [_] Anon 2436431 I assume this is a commercial for someone's business?
>> [_] Anon 2436433 >># XD SO EDGY DAE MACS ARE FOR HIPPIES AMIRITE?
>> [_] Anon 2436450 >># >># Get a room.
>> [_] Anon 2436468 this is actually a pretty good commercial. not that i would buy a mac if i had a gun to my temple.
>> [_] Anon 2436579 >># They were fine computers at that time basically mandatory if you wanted to do certain things, in fact
>> [_] Anon 2436581 >># they are still only for fucking idiots

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[_] /r/ing shrek is not drek Anon 2397797 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2397847 ... wut
>> [_] Anon 2397883 Stupid macfag ripping off a catchy tune from the time... Lying thieves from the very beginning!
>> [_] Anon 2397960 >># that tune that goes like bee boop bum bidup baa, what song is it originally from?
>> [_] Anon 2397962 >># "I'm the Scat man" scatman john u can find him on youtube easily
>> [_] Anon 2397964 >># "The Scatman"
>> [_] Anon 2397965 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 2397971 >More Games! >Mac Now pick one.
>> [_] friendly-neighbourhood-rapeman 2397974 >system crash >drops the whole fucking computer >mac
>> [_] Anon 2397979 >not superior marty changs why?

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[_] Anon 2385796 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2385797 SKIBIDIBIDI YO DADADA YO DADADA
>> [_] Anon 2385851 Genius marketing strategy.
>> [_] Anon 2385859 That voice at the end
>> [_] Anon 2385968 Does this guy have any heirs I could murder?

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[_] Anon 2380537
>> [_] Anon 2380543 >>computer man >>.not using linux >>being this much of a pleb
>> [_] Anon 2380550 from a time when computers were for MEN!
>> [_] Anon 2380553 Back when macs were computers. That's the part that always gets me.
>> [_] Anon 2380566 Is it weird that I want the computer man to bend me over an arch server and fuck me while showering me with Adobe products?
>> [_] Kamuu 2380568 >># This is the only guy in the world who can make me go anywhere near an apple product.
>> [_] Anon 2380569 Ah, those were simpler times.
>> [_] Anon 2380578 >Mac >MORE GAMES!!!!! lel
>> [_] Anon 2380583 >># Holy shit I want to hit you in the face.
>> [_] Anon 2380593 >># Not if you're a woman and it doesn't include Flash8
>> [_] Anon 2380604 >># is that Bert Monroy ?
>> [_] Anon 2380661 10 years from now Mac computers will be as good as my current PC and will cost 10x what I it cost me to build my rig. >Inflation not factored.
>> [_] Anon 2380665 I'm the scatman!
>> [_] Anon 2380674 i wish computer man would burst through my door and give me a copy of photoshop.

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[_] Anon 2236399 skibby beep boop
>> [_] Anon 2236417 MACMACMAMCAMC
>> [_] Anon 2236419 Could this be any more 90's? I don't think so
>> [_] Anon 2236423 ...White people.
>> [_] Anon 2236455 Is that... Steve Jobs?

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[_] Anon 2046675
>> [_] Anon 2046749 This makes me sad Computers used to be scientific and... Now it's iMacs and iPhones
>> [_] Anon 2046762 lol... back when Macs actually had useful and competitive software and hardware rather than aesthetically pleasing cases that you can't get into easily and wildly under capable, overpriced hardware.
>> [_] Anon 2046865 Thank you OP. I've been looking for this ever since it was taken off of youtube.

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[_] Anon 1952714 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1952748 no comments? really?
>> [_] Anon 1952754 I had to stop. It made me feel old.
>> [_] Anon 1952765 Jesus. Im old
>> [_] Anon 1952812 >># >># at least were still in the same place that what makes me feel ok
>> [_] Anon 1952815 MORE GAMES!
>> [_] Anon 1952819 >>Quark oh god that brings me back. I don't think the person who was the usability designer for quark came from this planet.
>> [_] Anon 1952868 QUE. CARAJO. ES ESTO! Latinfags will understand
>> [_] Anon 1952873 >MORE GAMES >Mac lel

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[_] Anon 1915271 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1915272 >"im the macintosh man with the virus scan." >implying macs had viruses back then >mfw I have no face
>> [_] Anon 1915275 >Championing mac >Throwing out diskettes of microsoft office >MORE GAMES!...on a mac Not like people in the early 90s knew how to computer anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1915284 Plug and pray.
>> [_] Anon 1915312 >Mac >MORE GAMES!
>> [_] Anon 1915314 Stop renaming flashes you retard
>> [_] Anon 1915375 >using anything apple based other than an iphone
>> [_] Anon 1915388 >># bitch elsewhere faggot, this is what it was named when I saved it, this is what I've got it named as.
>> [_] Anon 1915409 >># Find the original names before you post them then you fucking idiot. It's not hard to
>> [_] Anon 1915442 I gotta give the guy props for even getting the fashion of the 90's down. Also catch as fuck, but it's based of Scatman so that's a given.
>> [_] Anon 1915445 His voice sounds completely different in the end.
>> [_] Anon 1915470 >># >># it's just as easy for you to find the original file names too so it doesn't matter, you whiny bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1915483 >># back then (late 80's early 90's) apple ruled with an iron fist compared to now.

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[_] Anon 1896348 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1896354 Scatman- JOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN
>> [_] Anon 1896359 im reacting to your actions, mister the prime poster.
>> [_] Anon 1896365 computer man confirmed for needing to take a seat, just right over there, yea right there
>> [_] Anon 1896367 Doesn't he mean the mac man?
>> [_] Anon 1896374 Was this before scatman or after? Did scatman copy him? Or did he set everything to look 1990's?
>> [_] Anon 1896379 Oh wow.
>> [_] Anon 1896381 Asalieri was much thinner in his younger years.
>> [_] Anon 1896450 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1896517 QUE. CARAJO. ES ESTO Some latinfags will understand.
>> [_] Anon 1896538 >># This was after scatman, done in his style. Man, this brings me back... I helped with some of the editing. The video was made by the McCann Erickson Agency IT staff back around 1summer of 997.