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[_] 14 different sex endings Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:05 No.2612599
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:09 No.2612601
>Can't get past the first date
Just like real life.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:10 No.2612603
>>2612599
Can't get past coffee
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:14 No.2612605
HOW DO I BREAK THE FUCKING TENSION?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:15 No.2612607
oh I did it nevermind
make right eye point right and left one point left
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:16 No.2612608
>>2612605
What would you do in real life anon?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:20 No.2612610
how the fuck do i do the park?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:21 No.2612611
Can't get past park.
Fucking douchebag talking to my gf.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:22 No.2612612
>Guy comes and hits on your date.
Also like real life.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:24 No.2612614
>>2612610
>>2612611
>tfw can't get past coffee
fuggggg
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:24 No.2612615
>Have sexual intercourse
B-but how?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:26 No.2612617
>>2612611
>>2612610
Move your mouse to the left and talk it out with humor.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:26 No.2612618
>>2612615
>sexual intercourse
>not coitus
it just happened
like breathing
you are not even beware of it happening it anymore
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:27 No.2612619
This is seriously retarded.
Why are all these artfags trying to make games nowadays?
Nothing pisses me off more than these nongames that try to 2edgy their way into being viral.
Pointless bullshit wasted effort and time.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:28 No.2612620
>>2612619
Pointless and a waste of effort it was not because u mad
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:29 No.2612621
>>2612614
Make him go cross eyed to defuse the situation
Now how do I deal with the Alpha fuck stealing my bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:29 No.2612622
>>2612618
So did you and I just.. make coitus?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:31 No.2612623
>>2612621
>act like a literal retard to break the tension
I don't think this is how dates usually go :^(
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:31 No.2612624
>>2612621
look at him for a bit, then look down, then look to the left
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:33 No.2612627
Got the platonic ending, the confidence boosting ending, the mediocre ending and the awkward
ending. Interesting game, but the endings aren't particularly rewarding.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:36 No.2612630
>>2612622
I dunno... did we?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:46 No.2612634
>>2612620
hurrdurr trolls trolling trolls such clevers boys
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:47 No.2612638
I give up on coffee after 20 fails.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:49 No.2612640
>>2612638
You have to be autistic to win. When nobody is talking cross your eyes.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:56 No.2612648
fuck this fucking game
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:58 No.2612651
I got mediocre, cute, awkward, scary, confusing and sensual.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)13:59 No.2612652
>>2612624
It's not working
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:06 No.2612655
how to park
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:09 No.2612658
aww yeh I made sweet sweet confusing coitus
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:10 No.2612659
Except those listed above, I got earth-shattering and rough. Didn't get cute, scary and sensual.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:12 No.2612660
how the fuck do i get past coffee
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:12 No.2612661
>>2612660
stare at boobs 5 times
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:13 No.2612662
>>2612661
didnt work anon
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:14 No.2612663
Congratulations on completing coitus!
Your partner found your love-making to be scary.
Your fixation on the genital interaction was troubling.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:15 No.2612664
"Congratulations on completing coitus!
Your partner found your love-making to be intense. Have you been reading romantic fiction"
Not really, I listened to the audio book version of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' read by Gilbert
Gottfried while fondling a stuffed parrot toy...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:28 No.2612672
"Congratulations on completing coitus!
Your partner found your love-making to be hyperactive. This is normal behavior for the
unexperienced."
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:29 No.2612673
can't get past the park, anyone know how to into park?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:29 No.2612674
>>2612621
Roll your eyes four times, and go slowly between looking at him and looking to the left
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:30 No.2612675
steps on passing coffee for r9k plz
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:33 No.2612676
>>2612675
Look at her when's he talking
Look around when your talking
Cross eyes when things get silent
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:33 No.2612678
>>2612675
Look at her while she's talking. When you start talking alternate between looking at her, looking
down and looking up. Ratio should be about 6:2:1. When the silence starts. Go cross-eyed until
she starts laughing then look at her again and you've got it.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)14:38 No.2612683
i cant get past the park
