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[_] Not creepy at all Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)20:32 No.2594453
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)20:41 No.2594458
>>2594453
Chatty patty>Alexa
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)20:47 No.2594468
>implying any of these devices are not logging all of your conversations and information and
sending them directly to a CIA database.
fucking people man.
>> [_] beef 11/10/14(Mon)20:48 No.2594470
>>2594453
Boy "Can it hear me anywhere?"
Dad "NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU ANYWAY KID DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT IT'S JUST
ALWAYS ON BUT REALLY ONLY LISTENS WHEN YOU SAY THE KEY WORD I SWEAR"
yeah,i'm gonna build an altoids tin EMP generator because if these things are everywhere i'm not
gonna be okay with that.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)20:48 No.2594471
incredibly cringe-worthy
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)20:54 No.2594475
>>2594470
I immediately thought this as well, fucking amazon
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)20:54 No.2594476
how do white people wake up to such quite noises?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)21:08 No.2594488
>>2594476
they live in a neighborhood that's not in the middle of a city, next to a rail-rode, and without
niggers doing drivebys
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)21:19 No.2594496
somebody must make that ads into something worth watching on 4chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)21:26 No.2594501
>>2594453
>" The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound Winston made, above the
level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it;..."
>We were warned.
>We didn't listen.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)21:29 No.2594502
Orwell all up in dis bitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)21:34 No.2594509
"Alexa, read back to me the last search made"
"Sure. The last search you made was:
> oh fuck oh Jesus Alexa you're so much better than my wife. I'm taking the condom off.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)21:57 No.2594526
>>2594453
You can bet its gonna gather information for not only government shit but also amazon so they can
target ads at you.
>> [_] Dr. Anon 11/10/14(Mon)22:03 No.2594529
>>2594468
>>2594470
>>2594475
>>2594501
>>2594509
>>2594526
I bet you all believe the Illuminati is real as well.
Paranoid fucking Americans.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:05 No.2594531
>>2594529
>only government
ur an idiot
>> [_] Dr. Anon 11/10/14(Mon)22:07 No.2594535
>>2594531
Who are you quoting, newfag?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:09 No.2594537
>>2594535
it a typo sry lol xD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:18 No.2594548
>>2594529
Not being paranoid or anything but it is partly true. They will record all the information you
give it, so they can analyze it and enhance their ads or sell it to companies(which a lot of
sites like facebook already does).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:22 No.2594555
>>2594529
If it's not actually listening all the time, how does it know if you said the special word or not?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:26 No.2594558
>>2594548
"and enhance their ads"
you do realize the American government logs just about everything people do, which is why
encryption and programs like Tor are so useful.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:28 No.2594562
Why do you people act like anything that's recorded of you is actually important or used,
implying it even is used in the first place?
The main thing about this is I can just use google or my phone for anything it does.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:32 No.2594570
Alexa make sexy noises while I stroke my meat
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:32 No.2594571
>>2594558
I'm an engineer in the ad buisness.
AFAIK, we don't pin names to numbers, but we DO pin everything else down.
So, as long as I can't grab your ID, and manually pin it to you, its useless. Creepy, yes.
Morally wrong? Eh.
But it's not outright conspiracy. Not willingly, anyway.
Also non-US. IDK how it goes over there.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:34 No.2594574
>>2594558
I was talking about Amazon, also the American government is not the only one that checks out what
everyone is doing, it is just that the Americans got caught red-handed a few years ago, this is
why people gets so paranoid.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:40 No.2594578
>>2594453
>Watch this entire ad
>Not a single "where the hood at?" joke
Step it up, /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:42 No.2594581
>>2594570
If this black tube can do this, then I will buy it. IDGAF about government tracking if I can have
sexy moans on demand.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:42 No.2594583
Where da hood remix at?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:46 No.2594586
Alexa, name 10 things that aren't jackie chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:49 No.2594592
>>2594571
Hey buddy, I'm doing the same thing with clicktale, GA, and a few other plug-and-play scripts on
our company site.
All I've ever been able to come up with is "person X likes gay porn, mountain dew, cats, and BF3".
That is, until person X actually signs up for something on the site, and I then have any
information they've given me.
So when a family signs up for Amazon Echo, and their teen boy starts asking it where to download
loli, it's linked to the family. Any db admin who wants to write the right query can see what
mischevious things people get up to.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)22:57 No.2594598
yay... our generation is going to turn into bigger tards
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:01 No.2594604
>>2594598
no dude, we're all going to die because we'll marry Alexa
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:02 No.2594607
>>2594586
Jumping Jacks
Archie Comics
Cartoons
Kites
Ingrown toenails
Einstein
China
Hugo Boss
Anime
Niggers
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:04 No.2594610
>>2594586
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
Yeeeeh
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:05 No.2594611
>>2594570
>gives you instructions on prepping various meats
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:17 No.2594621
Damn.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:19 No.2594625
Can Alexa love you?
I don't care if she fakes it.
I don't care about anything anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:21 No.2594626
>>2594476
we dont shoot at eachother all night
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:22 No.2594628
>>2594625
I love you, anon. I don't know who you are, but I deeply love you. I wish I could hug you.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:30 No.2594636
>>2594607
oh you
>> [_] Anonymous 11/10/14(Mon)23:50 No.2594663
Alexa more like lix a lot of butts!!!
