File: Get a real dvd.swf-(2.31 MB, 320x240, Loop)
[_] you wouldn't download a car DavidCameronJr Resident Funposter 11/29/14(Sat)03:34 No.2614492
Would you?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)03:42 No.2614501
Dumbass thats what happens when you try and DL a torrent that has 1 seeder.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)03:59 No.2614519
>>2614492
>2014
>people buying things
>brb 3D printing a car
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:11 No.2614534
They spent $20 for 90 minutes of entertainment.
He saved enough to buy a game that'll keep him entertained for weeks.
They can only watch the movie on players sold in their region.
He can watch it anywhere.
They're watching this stupid advert telling them to buy DVDs.
He's watching the movie.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:11 No.2614535
seed moar faggots
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:16 No.2614539
That's what happens when you try and download a large file with a 56k dial up modem.
Cable internet for life! I can download a well seeded movie in 10 minutes, which is enough time
that a DVD/blu ray will bombard you with before feature bullshit.
Steal all, plunder all, regret nothing!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:26 No.2614543
>{insert greentext]
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:31 No.2614547
PEOPLE WHO BUY FROM US ARE HAPPY AND GOOD LOOKING
IF YOU DON'T BUY FROM US YOU MUST BE UGLY AND DEPRESSED
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:33 No.2614551
>>2614547
But the ugly and depressed guy is $20 richer! : D
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:35 No.2614555
Wow, I had no idea the DVD industry hated Netflix so much. That's pretty harsh.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:36 No.2614556
SUBMIT
CONFORM
CONSUME
OBEY
MONEY IS YOUR GOD NOW
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:37 No.2614557
>>2614555
>Netflix
>download
Streaming sites are even worse than physical media.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:44 No.2614567
>>2614557
>not having a >=1080p 50" Smart TV with built-in Netflix
>not having more than 5mbps of band-width
>not being the beautiful happy people in this commercial
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)04:50 No.2614570
>you can't download friends ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:37 No.2614602
>>2614570
>tfw cant download waifu
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:41 No.2614603
The fallacy in the video is that the family immediately has a DVD in their hands while the guy
only just started to download the movie. If you want to torrent something you usually, you know,
do it before you fucking watch the movie.
Meanwhile the people who bought the legit DVD have to go through trailers and unskippable piracy
adverts like this one. Bravo.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:45 No.2614604
>not masturbating while waiting for your torrents
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:47 No.2614605
It baffles me when people find blurays amazing
>2014
>still using physical media
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:47 No.2614606
>>2614604
this
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:51 No.2614608
>>2614534
don't forget driving to the store, finding a parking space, running into the store through the
rain, waiting in line and paying for gas
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)05:51 No.2614609
>>2614603
And they have to go to the store.
>> [_] Khattab 11/29/14(Sat)06:09 No.2614615
>2k14
>No fiber
>100/100 for 60$
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:13 No.2614619
>Australian internet is modern torture method
>not even over 1mb/s here
>we make some of the best fiber optic cables
>we don't use them
>logic is kill
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:14 No.2614620
WHATS GOING ON HERE
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:15 No.2614621
>>2614615
tfw I live in the middle of nowhere and the only service with bearable bandwidth is satellite
internet
I have never had a ping test below 700
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:18 No.2614623
As soon as you start selling the goddamn dvds separate of the combo pack, you assmasters.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:21 No.2614625
I still have hundreds of unwatched movies saved. Just imagine the trouble you have to go through
if you were to buy all of that...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:30 No.2614629
Can't wait for the physical media market to finish fucking off and dying. I'm betting it'll soon
be replaced by a Steam equivalent, since streaming can't satisfy the natural human hoarding
impulse.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:45 No.2614633
I remember blue-ray was a thing for a couple months
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:48 No.2614634
>>2614633
It still kinda is. It's popular among people who think they have superhuman hearing and complete
idiots who just want "the best" and trust the word of the people whose only job is to sell
complete bullshit for a living.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)06:58 No.2614640
>>2614492
They bought it
He's stealing it
They're still at the store
He's masturbating furiously
They're cramming into a car
He's masturbating
They're coddling the 6 year old to shut him up
He's masturbating upsidedown
They're getting food at mcdonalds because the kid won't shut up about how hungry he is
He's masturbating on the bed
They're finally on their way home
His download is halfway done
They get stuck going 35 down the freeway because traffic
He's getting some puddi
They're still stuck in traphic going 35 down the freeway
He's masturbating with puddi
They're finally pulling in the driveway
He's fapping to them getting out of the car
They're grabbing the dvd out of the backseat with all of the other groceries
He's eating cheatos masturbating
They're cutting open the rediculous plastic tape shit that holds the dvd's closed
His download finished and is playing
Their unskippable anti-piracy ads and previews are still going for another 15 minutes
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)07:06 No.2614647
>>2614602
>>2614570
They have printed a steak with stemcells i believe.
Soon enough you can print friends.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)07:10 No.2614649
>>2614647
don't most stem cells come from aborted fetuses? Hell yea
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)07:10 No.2614650
>>2614640
>traphic
the most irritating part of you're terrible shrill.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)07:12 No.2614653
seed pls its so slow :@
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/14(Sat)07:57 No.2614685
>>2614547
You just figured out how to make an ad
