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[_] Anon 3472360

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[_] What's on the menu today at /f/ Hey Mark 3409535 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3409579 >># How much did this commercial cost?
>> [_] Anon 3409581 >># Do you have any chicken nuggers?
>> [_] Anon 3409583 >># aboit noin nointy >># boit oif coirse foir oinly noin nointy
>> [_] Anon 3409674 >># the real question is, do nuggers have chikkins? KFC YALL

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[_] What's on the menu today at Cafe Primo Hey Mark 3403354 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3403355 How much for just a good old chicken tender?
>> [_] Anon 3403369 >># 9.90
>> [_] Anon 3403379 What was it that costs 9.90?
>> [_] Anon 3403383 non-nanti . . . . . non-nanty
>> [_] Anon 3403464 But what about after tax?
>> [_] Anon 3403488 >># The US is one of the VERY few countries that doesn't include sales tax for shit. It's stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3403490 noin nointee

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[_] Talking about unbeatable prices Anon 3257897 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3257898 noi noi tea
>> [_] Anon 3257899 9.90 should be the name of the flash
>> [_] Anon 3257904 >># this. Australian food is just American food, upside down. And at 4:30pm.
>> [_] Anon 3257969 pretty good eh?
>> [_] Anon 3257991 >># Neu naughty
>> [_] Anon 3258002 >># NOIN NOINDY
>> [_] Anon 3258003 >># that nose
>> [_] Anon 3258034 noin noin-tee
>> [_] Anon 3258057 >Herr Fuhrer, would coffee be also acceptable? NEIN NEIN TEA

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[_] are ye hawngry? Anon 3218500 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3218543 9.90
>> [_] Anon 3218570 Any 10" Penis for 9,90? >pretty good aye?
>> [_] Anon 3218597 nawyn nawyntee
>> [_] Anon 3218641 Kinda, yeah. Could go for a bite.
>> [_] Anon 3218663 >10" pizza for 9.90 Wow what a deal, it's less than a dollar an inch.

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[_] Anon 2873734
>> [_] Anon 2873740 Primu Post
>> [_] Anon 2873742 Primu Price
>> [_] Anon 2873754 9 9 T
>> [_] Anon 2873856 noyn noynty
>> [_] Anon 2873869 I swear to god that bg song is from the gypsy glasses flash

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[_] For >># Anon 2791055
>> [_] Anon 2791131 ni-nintey
>> [_] Anon 2791145 >># >Renaming from Aussie redhead gets filled what's wrong with you
>> [_] Anon 2791161 >># I didn't rename shit, that's the original name.
>> [_] Anon 2791219 That food looks fucking terrible. They'd have to pay me to eat any of that.
>> [_] Anon 2791220 For >>#
>> [_] Anon 2791229 >># I was the one who /r/'d this. Thanks a bunch m8

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[_] Anon 2780080 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2780147 aye m8
>> [_] Anon 2780292 >># would 9.90 her all night IFUKNOWATIMEEN

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[_] Pritty good eh? Anon 2774434 Noine noinety Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2774444 will put any ruffi in yo drink fo 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2774446 thats actually a really good price for aussie economy
>> [_] Anon 2774447 >># Aussies sound so fucking weird.
>> [_] Anon 2774464 >># i give it a 9.90/10
>> [_] Anon 2774491 Her eyes look beyond dead. They look like they've been unearthed in a construction accident, re-buried then left to decompose for another thousand years before being found by archaeologists of an alien race.
>> [_] Anon 2774562 This place is only one suburb away from me...
>> [_] Anon 2774569 >># How would you rate it in a scale from 9,90 to pretty good, eh?
>> [_] Anon 2774576 >># you mean 9.90, right?
>> [_] Anon 2774577 they couldn't just say, "all our food is 9.90"?
>> [_] Anon 2774579 >># then it wouldn't become a meme
>> [_] Anon 2774582 >># please, go there and tell /f/ what its like
>> [_] Anon 2774584 >># it's pretty good, eh
>> [_] Anon 2774645 noin nointee

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[_] retty good Anon 2741368
>> [_] Anon 2741416 >># NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE NOIN NOINTEE Also is the guy's naming fucking "Mog"?
>> [_] Anon 2741425 >># http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FoFNXYtc2p
>> [_] Anon 2741432 >># No, the dude's name is Mark. As a Aussie, these two are the worst examples of a forced accent. Shit's fucking horrendous.

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[_] 9.90 Anon 2736843 Pretty good, eh?
>> [_] Anon 2736872 >># what is this
>> [_] Anon 2736895 Mark needed a few hits before filming to calm the nerves?
>> [_] Anon 2736901 noin nointy
>> [_] Anon 2736908 >># NEIN NEINTY
>> [_] Anon 2736959 pretty good ay?
>> [_] Anon 2736971 N I N E N I N E T Y

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[_] Anon 2729044 niin niitee Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2729050 A Delicious PaNeAllaPaNa for NIONE NIONE TEE
>> [_] Anon 2729097 n u o i n n u o i n t u y
>> [_] Anon 2729155 noine noin tea
>> [_] Anon 2729158 pretty good, eh?
>> [_] Anon 2729160 >># I rate 9/90
>> [_] Anon 2729164 Breddy good, ayy?
>> [_] Anon 2729177 >># I'd fuck her arse for noine noin tea
>> [_] Anon 2729199 I'd like to point out that the stupid dialect you hear in this is the result of a stupid bitch fucking a leb.
>> [_] Anon 2729200 Girl legit looks like a porn star.
>> [_] Anon 2729203 >># its called a wog-lebo and they live in australia
>> [_] Anon 2729210 ausfag reporting in - i dont get it

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[_] retty good Anon 2726519 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2726521 redhead_gets_filled_for_nine_ninety.swf
>> [_] Anon 2726527 >># noine noinety*
>> [_] Anon 2726551 "ey mahk wots on deh menyuh tewday ot cofe praymo ?" "weevgo'o taighsty bö'gah foa noine naughnety" "a cheekhun cissor sahld for 9.9" "a spegedi n'pohlitahna for 9.9" "any teenage peez'uh for 9.9" "a dilishus pehnehalhapahna for 9.9" "and chilipro noodooles for 9.9" "pridigudaye?".mkv kafay preymo preymo kwoliddy, preymo praace.
>> [_] Anon 2726582 >># NEIN NEINTEE!
>> [_] Anon 2726629 Is this a legit commercial? Must be a popular thing to reference in 'Straya.
>> [_] Anon 2726636 >># I laughed more at this than at the flash also did they just copypaste the first 9.90 to everything else?
>> [_] Anon 2726691 aussies are fucking gross. a bunch of kangaroo fucking, stingray groping faggots
>> [_] non nonty 2726721 >># http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QxhBRIT4mG
>> [_] Anon 2726726 >># >facebook 3/10 you tried
>> [_] Anon 2726731 "I'll have the $9.90 dish, thanks!"
>> [_] Anon 2726732 >># >bu-ding
>> [_] non nonty 2726737 >># fuck didnt even realize until i re listened
>> [_] Anon 2726741 >># >don't know how to pronounce ö try again when you learn it
>> [_] non nointy 2726742 >># Trying again
>> [_] better intro.wav 2726744 >># http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARYM7olTGm
>> [_] Anon 2726749 >># nigger I meant ö in bö'gah
>> [_] Anon 2726751 >># >mike
>> [_] Anon 2726765 >># http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vu3a87D1gb
>> [_] Anon 2726797 the caesar salad was like a breast of chicken covered in crutons, bacon, ranch dressing and garnished with a chopped lettuce leaf

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[_] tasty flash video for 9.90 Anon 2698451 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2698461 noynoynty
>> [_] Anon 2698487 >># lulz
>> [_] Anon 2698506 euaauhhyyuck
>> [_] Anon 2698538 Restaurant food is like 10 times more expensive than identical meals made from grocery store ingredients...
>> [_] Anon 2698610 We need one where 9.90 and each item are switched.
>> [_] Anon 2698634 >># benis a la bread for nainnainty
>> [_] Anon 2698652 >># in this case, 9.90 times more expensive
>> [_] Anon 2698653 I wonder if that chick will let me have my way with her for 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2698662 should've arbitrarily priced the last item at 10.00

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[_] Anon 2689131 Primo Price of $9.90
>> [_] Anon 2689142 noin nointee
>> [_] Anon 2689163 God, the pasta and salad look fucking horrible
>> [_] Anon 2689269 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfAma-6 t2U

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[_] Anon 2681191 pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2681196 NOIN NOITY
>> [_] Anon 2681198 I'm an Australian and I find that accent to be really shitty... and Cafe Primo sucks BTW to all you non Australians. It's kinda like the Australian Denny's.
>> [_] Anon 2681200 why do people say oz women are hot? yeah sure they look good but the ones i've seen live like fucking apes like the rest of that shitty country
>> [_] Anon 2681204 >># lol bogans : 3
>> [_] Anon 2681207 >># u don't like wog accents? >># the reputation comes from how many celebrities Australia exports who look attractive, while the sad reality is that this place is full of overweight slags
>> [_] Anon 2681209 >># >OI CUNT COME TO FUCKEN QLD SAY THAT CUNT I'LL FUCK YER MUM YA CUNT
>> [_] Anon 2681251 How much was it again?
>> [_] Anon 2681253 >># 99 >># OI QLD WOG COME TO NSW AND SAY THAT YOU FUCKEN CIGGY BUTT BRAIN CUNT!
>> [_] Anon 2681366 >NON NONTEE
>> [_] Anon 2681373 >># FUK UP CUNT! I'LL FUCKING GLASS YA YOU POOFTAH!
>> [_] Anon 2681388 NOYN NOYN-TEE

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[_] Anon 2676419 pretty good Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2676449 >># noine noinetey
>> [_] Anon 2676453 >># I like the part where the food costs $9.90.
>> [_] Anon 2676490 NOINE NOINETY PRETTY GOOD EH?
>> [_] Anon 2676492 9.9/10
>> [_] Anon 2676503 Why is this junkfood so expensive?
>> [_] Anon 2676525 $9.90 is fucking expensive for a shitty chain restaurant
>> [_] Anon 2676577 holy shit does anyone have a youtube link for this?
>> [_] Anon 2676581 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u29mE135 Xlc well there's this
>> [_] Anon 2676582 >># >$9.90 Is that supposed to be a reasonable price? That shit better come with a block of gold.
>> [_] Anon 2676584 >># >># >># >># An Australian dollar is worth less than an American dollar.
>> [_] Anon 2676598 NOIN NOINTY
>> [_] Anon 2676667 >># whats the rate
>> [_] Anon 2676703 >># https://www.google.com/search?q=9.90+aud +to+usd

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[_] Anon 2660093 Pretty good Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2660100 >># 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999990
>> [_] Anon 2660106 this has got to be the new potato knishes for /f/
>> [_] Anon 2660157 Not a bad flash for 9.90.
>> [_] Anon 2660159 fucking wogs piss me off
>> [_] Anon 2660164 >># As an Australian this made me fucking cringe. Can the fuckin guy speak any slower or sound more bored? Christ. Give me a monotone transgender midget over that cunt to advertise food.
>> [_] Anon 2660171 NOINE NOINTEE
>> [_] Anon 2660174 what can't they make for 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2660175 9.90 / 10
>> [_] Anon 2660180 can I get the redhead for NOIN NOINTEE?
>> [_] Anon 2660182 >># MIKE!
>> [_] Anon 2660220 Nein neinty
>> [_] Anon 2660235 Is this video not on youtube?
>> [_] Anon 2660238 http://www.twitch.tv/plzlemme
>> [_] Anon 2660240 >># I know how you feel. The way he pronounces the t is so forced. In actual speech, it'd sound more like a d or not be pronounced at all.
>> [_] Anon 2660258 >># Australians are strangely technical about their accents I am beginning to suspect you guys don't even have accents at all and it is just an elaborate prank because you think it is funny that the rest of the world can't understand anything you say
>> [_] Anon 2660260 >># FInd some Aussies online in a Teamspeak. FInd one from Sydney, one from Perth, and one from Adelaide. They will all sound different.
>> [_] Anon 2660262 >># I'm only really conscious about my accent because I'm bilingual (Japanese as a second language) and sometimes have to worry about my Australian accent making its way into my Japanese conversations. The funny part is that my girlfriend (a girl from Osaka) can't understand English very well when it's spoken with an American accent because she learned English in Australia. >># I don't really notice different aussie accents. Then again, that's probably because I've only lived in Brisbane.
>> [_] Anon 2660272 >># cop it sweet you anglo cunt
>> [_] Anon 2660276 How much was the pizza again? I didn't catch the price. :(
>> [_] Anon 2660278 >># any 10" pizza for noin noahntey
>> [_] Anon 2660283 noin nointy BRETTY GUD AYYYYYYYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 2660284 >># nah ya shitcunt

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[_] Anon 2658546 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2658549 >># w.... what the fuck? that's disgusting. how do they get the prices so low? you're fucked up bro
>> [_] Anon 2658556 Reported :^)
>> [_] Anon 2658558 >># noine noine tea
>> [_] Anon 2658559 nyyyynnn nyyynnntiiii
>> [_] Anon 2658587 I'm suppose to be laughing but all I'm getting is hungry.
>> [_] Anon 2658636 >># Why not get a tasty chicken burger fresh off the barbie for $9.90?
>> [_] Anon 2658640 fanahnahty?
>> [_] Anon 2658654 "teengaer pizza foh nein nein tea"
>> [_] Anon 2658668 Man, I only have $9.89, fuck me.
>> [_] Anon 2658671 >># who the fuck uses pennies in their day-to day life?
>> [_] Anon 2658675 >># You get them back as change when you buy other things, go outside once in a while. Maybe get a spaghetti napolitana for $9.90.
>> [_] Anon 2658683 >># in my country there are no pennies anymore because it costed 13 cents to produce a penny
>> [_] Anon 2658689 >># I bought a chicken burger for 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2658692 >># Is there penny alla pana for nine ninety?
>> [_] Anon 2658694 >># [spoiler] no;-; [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2658701 >not 990 KB
>> [_] Anon 2658744 These prices are inconsistent. Why is a chicken burger with fries and a whole pizza the same price? That pizza had the works too. The Penne alla Panna is the only correctly priced item. > Restaurant is doomed t fail.
>> [_] Anon 2658752 Are we going to turn for $9.90 into a meme or what?
>> [_] Anon 2658755 >># more likely than not it'll just be an in joke on /f/ or not remembered at all but jesus christ I hope it doesnt become one of those things people wont shut the fuck up about like durude- sandstorm
>> [_] Anon 2658759 >># That was the best memes every about one of the best songs ever though. Du du du du du du du du

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[_] Anon 2640874
>> [_] Anon 2640892 he couldn't say everything is $9.90...
>> [_] Anon 2640894 wait, how much was the penne alla panna? My browser crashed and I can't seem to bring up the menu price
>> [_] Anon 2640899 hey are you hungry, watch this
>> [_] Anon 2640900 >burger for 9.90 Who would pay that much for a burger?
>> [_] Anon 2640901 >># it was 9.90. like the rest.
>> [_] Anon 2640909 >># an australian
>> [_] Anon 2640915 Please don't make this the next inside joke
>> [_] Anon 2640924 >># IT HAS POTENTIAL
>> [_] Anon 2640929 >># for $9.90
>> [_] Anon 2640932 >># but it;s pretty good, 'eh? ...for 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2640946 >># I kept waiting for him to say nine after nine-ninety. You fucking Australians need to learn that it is $9.99!
>> [_] Anon 2640951 >># NINE TEE
>> [_] Anon 2640958 >># look up the big mac index
>> [_] Anon 2640973 Do you know what Julius Caesar was a little bitch? Because they named a salad after him
>> [_] Anon 2640980 >># ...for 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2640981 He does for free? Nope, he does it for 9.90
>> [_] Anon 2640985 >># How many naked men?
>> [_] Anon 2640987 >># Nine Ninety!
>> [_] Anon 2640988 check these nine nineties
>> [_] Anon 2640997 that shit kerning at the end >prim o quality prim o price
>> [_] Anon 2640999 noine noinetea Bloomin noine noinetea queens lavatory lift crisps noine noinetea
>> [_] Anon 2641020 >># nineninetynine
>> [_] Anon 2641024 >># It's actually due to him getting his salad tossed a lot during his reign; he paid them $9.90 to do so.
>> [_] Anon 2641026 He doesn't have the face for that accent

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[_] Anon 2592965 pretty good, eh? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2592976 Australia is shit tier country.
>> [_] Anon 2592977 >># Primo acting, $totallyfree.
>> [_] Anon 2592989 >># but everything is only for $9.90
>> [_] Anon 2593028 I've gotta say, that chicken burger looks pretty bad. Shit, it looks like the filet is thinner than the tomatoes.
>> [_] Anon 2593086 why does this noy noity fellow get all the food
>> [_] Anon 2593091 >># i swear m8 these cheeky cunts take the piss out of me fookin aussies man Moot didnt die for our sins so this shite could keep happening
>> [_] Anon 2593097 >># >This advert sure is bad. Guess the whole entire country is bad too. Oh boy.
>> [_] Anon 2593099 That all looks like shit. On that note gonna cook me some steak with bulgur, zucchini and peppers now.
>> [_] Anon 2593102 >># Nah, it has nothing to do with the advert. Australia is shit tier due to things like loli being illegal, images of flat chest but over 18 nude women being considered CP still, butchered and censored video games, laws regarding what you can and can't do on your own property, shit like that. Not to mention the most fucked up aboriginal people on the planet.
>> [_] Anon 2593104 >># LOLI IS LEGAL IN AUSSIELAND?
>> [_] Anon 2593106 >># are you fucking retarded? read that post again
>> [_] Anon 2593112 >># Loli being illegal is wrong but I can kind of get. The fact that it is illegal for women to have small chests though is just bizarre.
>> [_] Anon 2593123 >># >images of flat chest but over 18 nude women being considered CP What the fuck? Seriously? I guess I can get the loli thing, but that's complete bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2593124 hi
>> [_] Anon 2593129 >># hi how r u?
>> [_] Anon 2593145 >># It's true. Images of women with less than a C cup are considered child pornography regardless of her age.
>> [_] Anon 2593158 >># >Drawings of nude fictional characters being legal is wrong muh sjw needs

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[_] noine noinetie Anon 2543979 PRETTY GOOD EH?
>> [_] Anon 2543982 >># NEIN NEINTY

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[_] Caffe Mark 2541242 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2541252 Do I know you mark?
>> [_] Anon 2541260 9.90/10 I got a little mad at the price of 9.90 for not ending in a 5 or a 9
>> [_] Anon 2541270 that'll be noi noity
>> [_] Anon 2541276 pretty good aye?
>> [_] Anon 2541283 So bogan it hurts
>> [_] Anon 2541291 Aussies have weird accents
>> [_] Anon 2541337 That caesar salad looks horrible. I guess you can't complain about prison food though.
>> [_] Anon 2541348 What a story Mark!
>> [_] Anon 2541361 >># underrated post.
>> [_] Anon 2541400 >># too easy - average rating
>> [_] Anon 2541402 >># Getting probation is impossible, but I hear they let you wear closed toe shoes if you do
>> [_] Anon 2541436 How much was the Chicken Ceaser Salad again?