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[_] Anon 2659666 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2659670 The Supreme Gentleman is strong with this one
>> [_] Anon 2659672 I nominate this for "Most accurately named flash of the year"
>> [_] Anon 2659698 don't think i've ever felt emotionally attached to a box before
>> [_] Anon 2659706 Was expecting Daily Dose. >very disappointing
>> [_] Anon 2659708 ;-;
>> [_] Anon 2659711 Huh.. I mean its classic pretentious Indie game shit. But I it gets it's point across fairly well using what little gameplay there is. So not bad.
>> [_] Anon 2659737 Wow... I didn't expect this when I clicked on it
>> [_] Anon 2659739 St-stupid pretentions game! I-it's shitty... *sniffle*
>> [_] Anon 2659744 I don't get the "by pressing up" too many times. Does it mean that he played too many videogames. Honestly everything except the end is not pretentious. It does not have "self importance", it's just like a poem. People need to get a firmer grasp on what pretension means.
>> [_] Anon 2659748 >># It's pretentious to tell people to get a firmer grasp on what pretension means.
>> [_] Anon 2659754 >># Nah, I'm not trying to impress anyone, just my opinion. If more people used the word correctly it would be quite a bit less annoying.
>> [_] Anon 2659757 >># you mean words like retarded or autistic?
>> [_] Anon 2659785 >># Eh, I don't feel that those are overused. But words like "epic, bi-partisan, rekt, salty, yolo" are all words that I'm looking forward going the way side. Quite a few more words and phrases but I can't recall them right now.
>> [_] Anon 2659787 Right in the feels
>> [_] Anon 2659790 >># so something like right in the feels?
>> [_] Anon 2659811 >># Yeah exactly, I mean I could make a list of the 4chan/internet shit that is overused but I mean stuff that is in mainstream. Look at "epic", commercials about far removed things like college campuses are using that word as the main selling point. Movie trailers, with the main focal point being 3D (which sucks in most movies). I tried to stop using the words; very, too and so. The goal was to try and start using descriptions instead of just falling back on the easy way. Why tell a woman she is so/very pretty when you can say she make you enflamed. Why tell a friend you had so much fun when you can actually describe them. Hell even if you used a silly descriptor like "I had a hearty time!" at least it stands out instead of being almost a non sequitur
>> [_] Anon 2659818 >># >Why tell a woman she is so/very pretty when you can say she make you enflamed. Why tell a friend you had so much fun when you can actually describe them. Hell even if you used a silly descriptor like "I had a hearty time!" at least it stands out instead of being almost a non sequitur I would agree with you being irl but here and now I say: because that makes my fedora tip on its own have a nice rest of the day
>> [_] Anon 2659824 >># Huh you to, not sure what you are trying to say but good luck with that.
>> [_] Anon 2659827 >># >bipartisan is overused >autistic isn't lol sure m8
>> [_] Anon 2659829 >># t-thanks y-you too
>> [_] Anon 2659832 >># certainly not in a video game
>> [_] Anon 2659844 Friendzoned again.

File: pretentious.swf-(1.05 MB, 640x512, Other)
[_] smooth piano Anon 2613969
>> [_] Anon 2613973 That's deep.
>> [_] Anon 2613977 Why does this have to be so relevant right now? Fuck you, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2613982 eat my cock
>> [_] Anon 2613984 gay
>> [_] Anon 2613986 >># >># >># >># >actually playing the game instead of just listening to smooth piano niggers
>> [_] Anon 2613987 daily reminder that the majority of suicides habben during the holidays.
>> [_] Anon 2613991 Sjwcontent/10 fuck you OP, leave /f/ and kill yourself the sooner as you can.
>> [_] Anon 2614025 squares get friendzoned
>> [_] Anon 2614030 fucking genius
>> [_] Anon 2614039 welcome back to FEELadelphia...
>> [_] Anon 2614052 Not sad enough....but just enough to make a internet fag say, "Feels"
>> [_] Anon 2614065 fuck me, now you made me sad
>> [_] Anon 2614088 >># Meh still is more of a game than Depression Quest.

File: pretentious.swf-(1.05 MB, 640x512, Game)
[_] Anon 2535219 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2535231 well.
>> [_] Anon 2535237 this made me a little sad :(
>> [_] Anon 2535238 i liked it. Beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 2535242 >># Yeah. This has happened to me many times. But In the end of each, the "girl of my dreams" was always happy and felt good about everything. Honestly, I have felt like I have grown up a little each time it has happened. So the sadness of this is also flavored with other emotions. Now I am in an amazing long distance relationship. I don't know where it will go, or if i will ever even get the chance to be with her in person. But I can say now that I have never missed a chance to tell her how much I love her.
>> [_] Anon 2535244 >># >># >># >># kill urself fgt
>> [_] Anon 2535246 >># ya wot he said for i gob you one, swer on me mum
>> [_] Anon 2535255 thought this game was going to mock all of those other feel flashes but fuck
>> [_] Anon 2535261 >># That is the gayest thing I've heard all day.
>> [_] Anon 2535292 im still stuck at "even if i have to draf myself to you" what do i have to do?
>> [_] Anon 2535298 >># fucking use your mouse and drag yourself to it, dipshit
>> [_] Anon 2535299 I can't get to her in the end, no matter how hard i try ;~;
>> [_] Anon 2535302 >># use your dick rub against screen i herd it helps
>> [_] Anon 2535313 >up key to jump -10/10
>> [_] Anon 2535323 >># If every man in the world got together and fucked each other in every conceivable position in a massive, sweaty orgy, it would be less gay than what you just posted.
>> [_] Anon 2535347 2deep for me 10/10 -IGN
>> [_] Anon 2535375 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2535382 Awesome
>> [_] Anon 2535390 gay/10
>> [_] Anon 2535391 Thanks for making me feel awful you piece of shit game. I was all fine untill the last level as well. It didn't even hit me before I died once trying to get to her in the last level.
>> [_] Anon 2535393 I-I don't get it very well... because of my english... can someone please explain the end in other words?
>> [_] Anon 2535394 >># "cry more bitch nigga" is the gist of it
>> [_] Anon 2535397 >># Oh... I get it now... Heh...
>> [_] Anon 2535398 The game "L♥ved" is better tho. (up key to jump also)
>> [_] Anon 2535406 feels were felt
>> [_] Anon 2535412 >># You never confessed to the girl. So she got somoene else.
>> [_] Anon 2535420 it's pretentious alright

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[_] THE FEELS!! Anon 2477034 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2477035 It's like I'm really playing Limbo!
>> [_] Anon 2477044 >># >t's like I'm really playing Limbo! nigger you what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY_04KJw -jk
>> [_] Anon 2477046 >># I hope you just forget what limbo felt like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6vRXBOz GzU
>> [_] Anon 2477127 >># It's funny because this shit is pretty much thomas was alone and no one charges me for it.
>> [_] Anon 2477142 >># beta the game ....
>> [_] Anon 2477174 >># dam you! those feels
>> [_] Anon 2477204 >Friendzone the Game ha ha oh wow
>> [_] Anon 2477234 >># Sorry OP, but I don't know these feels.
>> [_] Anon 2477254 >># fucking beta

File: pretentious.swf-(1.05 MB, 640x512, Other)
[_] u cry u loose Anon 2047086
>> [_] Anon 2047088 lost it, great game
>> [_] Anon 2047089 poor blue little box ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2047092 22deep44me
>> [_] Anon 2047121 Game about love with a bad story, didn't even feel
>> [_] Anon 2047129 >># you're a monster
>> [_] Anon 2047133 >prententious.swf >Expect irony >Get an actually prentious game I think I might have been tricked by Le Master Ruseman
>> [_] Anon 2047134 A game designed to make you feel bad by depriving you of a sense of accomplishment. No thanks.
>> [_] nooob 2047141 very good game :D
>> [_] Anon 2047143 That's actually kind of sad.
>> [_] Anon 2047145 haven't had this many feels about pixles since thomas was alone...
>> [_] Anon 2047148 Guess I win. (I had already played it before) But even the 1st time, it was just average. If you guys are getting this choked up over a poemgame.swf, you're probably just projecting or trying to hard to empathize with a character that is too far from being human to be able to naturally connect with. >I guess anon thinks he's a psychology major now, top lel
>> [_] Anon 2047150 luigi, i got the star, i cant be hurt if i got the sta-
>> [_] Anon 2047152 come on fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2047161 Morale of the story: Betas die alone.
>> [_] Anon 2047176 i cry evrytim ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2047180 >I was too much of a coward to tell someone how I feel Betas deserve everything they get
>> [_] Anon 2047184 Awww, I didn't lose, but it's a cute story and a cute game. I think anon is romantic
>> [_] Anon 2047193 not deep enough 4 me
>> [_] Anon 2047194 there's a secret ending if you don't fail any of the levels
>> [_] Anon 2047202 >># bullshit