File: Helvetica Christmas.swf-(6.38 MB, 720x480, Anime)
[_] Anon 2858853 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2858863 Reminds me of the santa clip from Hayate, shit was bretty gud.
>> [_] Anon 2858882 this show will never not be stupid to me
>> [_] Anon 2858962 I laughed my ass off at this, but honestly I felt like I didn't get it. Is there a joke besides the refusal of the gift and the reactions of the two characters?
>> [_] Anon 2858988 >># he no likey da melon bread
>> [_] Anon 2858999 >># It was a shit present, something you can get at a convenience store for cheap.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2859015 This would be on par with someone giving you a bag of doritos for Christmas. And not the super spicy good ones. just... the ordinary shit. Or worse, someone buying you one of the toys they actually DO sell at the convenience store, which are the absolute shit tier toys. Okay... it'd be like the aunt that buys you MEGABLOCKS for Christmas.
>> [_] Anon 2859067 >># Fuck yo' bread, nigga'.
>> [_] Anon 2859086 I really need to get around to watching nichijou
>> [_] Anon 2859090 >># giving him melon bread was like giving him a dime store candy bar, it's cheap and thoughtless.

File: Helvetica Christmas.swf-(6.38 MB, 720x480, Anime)
[_] おいしいメロンパン Anon 2236223 Delicious Melon Bread Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2236254 lol what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2236257 /r/ more Helvetica Standard
>> [_] Anon 2236258 This is my COCAINE. Post some more.
>> [_] Anon 2236262 The only other .swf I know of is http://swfchan.com/22/105711/?Helvetica+ Standard+Chirashizushi.swf and for some reason it's mirrored and seems to cut off before the end of the skit.
>> [_] Anon 2236268 I take it that Melon bread is the banana Runt of Japan or something?
>> [_] Anon 2236292 >Helvetica and christmas >cool wonder what their going to use a typeface with christmas >uses comic sans in subtitle >rage.exe
>> [_] Anon 2236303 >># Someones a typographer.
>> [_] Anon 2236368 >># Comic sans is the bottom of the barrel dude.

File: Helvetica Christmas.swf-(6.38 MB, 720x480, Anime)
[_] Anon 2005996
>> [_] Anon 2006009 What was he holding at the start?
>> [_] Anon 2006036 >># Looks like a rolled up towel to me.
>> [_] Anon 2006067 What a Dick! I would have killed for some Melon Bread from Santa.

File: Helvetica Christmas.swf-(6.38 MB, Anime)
[_] Anon 1990623 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Pluritechno 1990652 WTF did I just watch, I'm not asking the sauce of this, I JUST WANT THAT SOMEBODY EXPLAIN ME WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN...
>> [_] Anon 1990667 >># Nichijou is sauce.
>> [_] Anon 1990707 >># Seriously, you didn't understand that. Boy meets Santa. Santa gives shitty gift. Boy cries. I feel like I've been trolled by your idiocy, so maybe you were successful somehow.
>> [_] Anon 1990711 Spoiled ass brat. . . Fuck'n love melon bread
>> [_] Anon 1990721 I have a feeling there's more context to this. Like Melon Bread is something he doesn't like or some shit. Or he gets it every fucking day or something,
>> [_] Anon 1990747 >># nope, thats what helvetica standard does, it makes you wonder wtf just happened.
>> [_] Anon 1990813 >># I dunno, some of them are a lot more self-explanatory, like the one with the demon trying to pronounce Chirashizushi.
>> [_] Anon 1990837 For all i know, Melon bread is equal to coal when it comes to christmas is japan.

File: Helvetica Christmas.swf-(6.38 MB, Anime)
[_] Anon 1985466
>> [_] Anon 1985502 This is so sad... no, I don't feel bad for the kid. I feel bad for Santa.
>> [_] Anon 1985524 Now is the joke supposed to be that melon bread is lame or tastes bad? Or is it just not what the kid wanted? Never did understand the joke
>> [_] Anon 1985548 >># I think it is because getting melon bread for Christmas is the equivalent of getting a twinkie.
>> [_] Anon 1985549 >># would make sense
>> [_] Anon 1985556 that long lingering bit at the end really sells it
>> [_] Anon 1985559 anime source is Sword Art Online for anyone wondering
>> [_] Anon 1985582 >># Nope, boku no pico. Dipshit.
>> [_] Anon 1985601 >># Please. It's Boku no Breadslam