File: YOLCC.swf-(1.26 MB, 800x600, Hentai)
[_] Milking Anon 3397644 Shut Up and Let Me Fap
>> [_] Anon 3397649 >># The code to unlock the best milker is "shut up and let me fap" by the way

File: your-own-cow-girl.swf-(1.26 MB, 800x600, Hentai)
[_] Your own Cow Girl Anon 3353078 Shut Up and Let Me Fap (SULMF) - Cheat Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Top-Milk-Farmer 3353097 Pretty easy desu just takes a bit of time :d
>> [_] Anon 3353110 >># yeah, wish the time scale button worked.
>> [_] Anon 3353111 >># this it's just tedious to watch after third time so I just click out of the tab and get back to it after a minute
>> [_] Anon 3353125 >># >># It does work, though you can't adjust time scale during animations. Just set it to 20 or something from the start.
>> [_] Anon 3353127 How do I sex the cow
>> [_] Anon 3353136 >># it's pretty good but the fact that she's willing is a turn-off
>> [_] Anon 3353138 Her titts reached the floor
>> [_] Anon 3353147 What does Bustofur do?
>> [_] Anon 3353149 There are no lewd scenes I feel cheated
>> [_] Anon 3353157 >># for starters, you go find a barn and sneak in without getting your ass full of lead by an angry farmer
>> [_] Anon 3353164 How do you get the "best ending"?
>> [_] Anon 3353177 >># use the cheat to get the best item for free or if you want to tryhard focus on happiness over money
>> [_] Anon 3353183 >ending A "the good ending" is literally just ending B but stops halfway through wat also >can't sex the cow 0/10 nothing interesting even happens if she reaches 0 happiness.
>> [_] Anon 3353184 >># >nothing interesting even happens if she reaches 0 happiness IKR? she just vanishes
>> [_] Anon 3353212 >># Seemingly nothing mechanical, just increases the size of the bust, about the same amount as the last upgrade does. Also, do any of these warned side effects actually happen? I tried buying like eight bustofurs at once and nothing bad occurred?
>> [_] Anon 3353216 >># >Also, do any of these warned side effects actually happen? I tried buying like eight bustofurs at once and nothing bad occurred? No idea. What a disappointing game
>> [_] Anon 3353218 How the hell do you get ending B? Everything I try ends up either A or C. I swear it takes effort not to get the best ending.
>> [_] Anon 3353219 >># Think it also increases max milk. Not sure though.
>> [_] Anon 3353220 >># I got it on my second run, I maxed out her happiness just after the first week, and then played optimally from then on to day 34, where I got ending B. That's the only difference I could find between that run and my A ending runs. Truly bizzare, as ending B is objectively the best ending, it's literally just A, and then some. I don't know why I've done all these runs, it's a fucking terrible game, a landmark of wasted potential, but I suppose I was looking for something of value. Even "hard mode" is shit, it's EASIER than normal mode, and they just reskinned the girl and some of her dialogue (to the point where the dialogue actually doesn't make sense at one point, where they removed a line that wouldn't make sense) It's impressively bad. Here's hoping this was supposed to be an early alpha WIP
>> [_] Anon 3353223 >># probably some shit furry idiots paid to fund on patreon or some dumb shit.
>> [_] Anon 3353229 this bites
>> [_] Anon 3353230 >># >Story version 1.0 - Release anon, I...
>> [_] Anon 3353231 >># AHAHAHAHAHAHA never fail to surprise me, shitty fetish artists

File: your-own-cow-girl.swf-(1.26 MB, 800x600, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2307128
>> [_] Anon 2307168 this is actually holding my interest.
>> [_] Anon 2307169 >># >Increase breast size to below her feet in story mode >The second to last day click on the hidden button (tab) >Enjoy your rape scene has her massive tits make it impossible for her to resist
>> [_] Anon 2307171 Shut Up and Let Me Fap
>> [_] Anon 2307174 shit where is the secret button? tab wont work
>> [_] Anon 2307178 where dat secret button doe.
>> [_] Anon 2307180 >># >implying I need to rape this innocent cow-girl whom I have lovingly and tenderly cared for >implying she isn't spreading her legs the moment I tell her too Still, where is that rape bootun?
>> [_] Anon 2307185 >># >># >># All these gullible anons. Do you really think a game with zero animation and practically MS-paint style graphics is going to have an elaborate scene randomly hidden away? Authors/artists want to have their best work at the forefront and small easter eggs as a possibility later on, not the entire worth of the game hidden in some obscure button that no one can even find. Also, the author never alludes to ANY easter eggs on his deviant art and no one ever mentions it in any of the comments. Either it's a better hidden easter egg than the seals in splinter cell or it just DOESN'T EXIST. All you do is put a bottle under the milking tool and milk her. You can buy chemicals and upgrades, but ultimately the process never changes. Just click to milk her, click to sell, click to milk her, click to sell. This is your life now.
>> [_] Anon 2307187 >># are you saying are you saying anon LIED to us?
>> [_] Anon 2307188 >># D: I spent 2 hours playing this. It's 6 o'clock in the fucking morning. I need that last ending though.
>> [_] Anon 2307189 >># No, silly anon. The rape button is in your heart all along. >># Ending A's fairly easy to get even on hardmode.
>> [_] Anon 2307190 >># I read some of the story on DA as well. oh well, I don't have any shifts today anyways.
>> [_] Anon 2307201 >># You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>> [_] Anon 2307227 ENDING A: buy all chemicals buy the milk thingy with high quality, productivity and happiness (~110$) buy more chemicals until they cost like 150+ make money till the end about 2000$ i guess btw cheat 3 is the same girl with red hair xD
>> [_] Anon 2307238 >># I achieved ending A without ever buying the first two chemicals, because I wanted to test the warning about potential boob explosion. Did not happen. Best ending seems to be purely a function of maxing happiness within a certain initial window and then selecting the obvious plotline responses.
>> [_] Anon 2307292 So wait, Nikki is supposed to be hardo modo? But... I'm rockin the $110 milker on day 6 here, and her happiness is almost capped. I don't get it. Also, epilogue fucking when?
>> [_] Anon 2307295 I forget what the SULMF stands for... its been a while since this was posted

File: your_own__living__cow_girl__v1_0__releas e_by_experion177.swf-(1.26 MB, 800x600, Hentai)
[_] Got milk? Anon 2097599 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2097604 Anyone know what SULMF stands for?
>> [_] Anon 2097607 SULMF: shut up and let me fap I shit you not.
>> [_] HOUSTON 2097622 how do i unlock the SULMF?
>> [_] Anon 2097625 How the fuck do you sell the milk? The button is bugged or something.
>> [_] Anon 2097629 How the fuck does this work? I can't click on anything.
>> [_] Anon 2097630 >># Drag the milk bottle to sell.
>> [_] Anon 2097631 >># Doesn't work. Can't do a damn thing with all these milk bottles.
>> [_] Anon 2097642 >># Gotta fill the bottle until the brown cap is on it then you can sell it
>> [_] Anon 2097645 >># fill the bottle until it has a cap on it
>> [_] Anon 2097676 non-existant throat?
>> [_] Anon 2097677 I want to make her hate me. Wat do?
>> [_] Anon 2097686 >># Suck out the milk with something that doesn't produce high happiness.
>> [_] !PARAgon/sU 2097687 So do you ever win?
>> [_] Anon 2097688 >># After 30 some days i got a C ending
>> [_] !PARAgon/sU 2097714 Hard mode is actually easier because she's initially more productive than on normal.
>> [_] Anon 2097721 Got C then B. Guess I need to pump the bitch with chemicals for A.
>> [_] Anon 2097733 I got A on the first try, huh.
>> [_] !PARAgon/sU 2097738 >># Getting the $50 pump immediately then saving up for the $110 one worked well for me.
>> [_] Anon 2097743 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2097751 >># Bumping for this.
>> [_] Not Anon 2097752 >># >newfag
>> [_] Anon 2097755 Shut Up Let Me Fap
>> [_] Anon 2097760 This game is udderly ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 2097764 >># get the fuck out
>> [_] Anon 2097768 so how do i get endings A and B?
>> [_] Anon 2097770 >># dis nigga