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[_] What's the show? Anon 2073146 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2073174 Christian Child Indoctrination Video Material: Example #42
>> [_] Anon 2073181 but the bible is true....
>> [_] Anon 2073190 I would be more tempted to claim myself as atheist if they weren't such disgusting human beings half the time. At least most Christians are able to act like decent people.
>> [_] Anon 2073201 >># it begins
>> [_] Anon 2073203 God was the original Dr. Seuss
>> [_] Anon 2073206 >># Only because they are afraid of a magical man in the sky. If one day god was irrefutable proven non existent a lot of Christians would go on raping murder sprees.
>> [_] Anon 2073207 Eve's pussy game ridiculous why adam wanna fuck dat deer?
>> [_] Anon 2073212 >># who cares god is good either because he exists, or because his story convinced people to stop rapemurdering
>> [_] Anon 2073213 God is good, now make me a blood sacrifice.
>> [_] Anon 2073226 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVXPjpCkV tw&list=PL4F388E4193C6F4B8 Found it.
>> [_] Anon 2073261 >># Crusades. Salem witch hunts. I could go on, but those are some of the more extreme examples. There are more, but I lack the mental function to do so due to sleep deprivation. Please continue.
>> [_] Anon 2073269 The last one singing DOES looks like a monkey on a tree.
>> [_] Anon 2073293 >># >or because his story convinced people to stop rapemurdering Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
>> [_] Anon 2073328 >># Derp.
>> [_] Anon 2073329 >># nobody expects the "america colonization"
>> [_] Anon 2073351 Fundies say the darndest things!

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[_] Anon 2054984
>> [_] Anon 2055003 christians these days
>> [_] Anon 2055013 I can't live my name down to much else in America, huh?
>> [_] Anon 2055037 What if God is really Satan and is using Christianity to feed us lies so we can forget the morals that God tried to teach us?
>> [_] Anon 2055055 >># I haven't even read the Book of Revelation, and I know God is responsible for Satan, his role, and his fixture in Hell. Whether Satan has worked under God's restrictions, or has been opposing God's will, is beyond my understanding. >># This program seems to be from the 80's or early 90's.
>> [_] Anon 2055059 not enough dark people
>> [_] Anon 2055062 The bible lets us know straight up that god wants a bunch of ignorant slaves to worship him forever, and somehow christians don't see a problem with that. Also, I DO see an ape when I look in the mirror. You're in denial if you don't.
>> [_] Anon 2055066 >># I've wondered this for years.
>> [_] Anon 2055067 Why did I watch that for as long as I did?
>> [_] Anon 2055068 >inb4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fhvmg9oi WU&feature=player_detailpage&t=57
>> [_] Anon 2055080 >># I'm Christian and I believe in evolution. >implying everything in the Bible is to be taken literally word for word
>> [_] Anon 2055083 Where did Asians come from?
>> [_] Anon 2055102 my problem with all this isn't necessraily that adults will buy into it - its that its designed to indoctrinate children with their ideology. It's not fair to push religious or moral authority onto children in such a way that it unduly restricts their ability to form critical thinking skills and basic logic.

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[_] A blood sacrifice. Anon 2027770
>> [_] Anon 2027784 >Do you look like a monkey? I am black and this offends me.
>> [_] Anon 2027799 this is so wrong on so many motherfucking levels yo
>> [_] Anon 2027816 Oh my lord. I can't stand that part of Christianity that refuses to even listen to the idea of evolution. Evolution and creationism are not mutually exclusive.
>> [_] Anon 2027820 >># Because fundamentalism takes the bible literally at face value. Evolution contradicts a literal interpretation of the bible.
>> [_] Anon 2027825 >># They kinda are.
>> [_] Anon 2027827 >># nigga you def or something? they say it right there everything in the bible is true godammit. You better watch it again and pay more attention to it
>> [_] Anon 2027837 >># What part of his post makes any reference to the flash?
>> [_] Anon 2027904 >Christians indoctrinating our children through television programs and parental influence. Thanks for promoting free thought, guys.
>> [_] Anon 2027907 And Christians think Muslims are primitive. lel they are both retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2027910 >Protip: Not every Christian believes evolution is wrong

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[_] Anon 1997451 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1997452 Awesome
>> [_] Anon 1997464 Even my parents never played this fundie of video for me when I was really little... Only thing I've seen to outright go after evolution.
>> [_] Anon 1997467 seems legit
>> [_] Anon 1997532 Oh god, I remember being shown this crap as a kid. Life was so simpler when I didn't give a fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1997540 A BLOOD SACRIFICE A BLOOD SACRIFICE A BLOOD SACRIFICE
>> [_] Anon 1997586 Well i swear i heard a black sacrifice
>> [_] Anon 1997590 wow it all makes cents now
>> [_] Anon 1997634 The times is too soon to come! You all had better be prepared! He is only coming for those who are ready! Please.. now is the chance while you still have it! Who knows how today may end? Expect the unexpected.. Repent now.. not later, or tomorrow.... Be blessed with the guidance of the Holy Spirit...
>> [_] Anon 1997678 Be better! The times is too soon to come! You all had better be prepared! He is only coming for those who are ready! Please.. now is the chance while you still have it! Who knows how today may end? Expect the unexpected.. Repent now.. not later, or tomorrow.... Be blessed with the guidance of the Holy Spirit...