File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:43 No.2701390
You're not autistic are you?
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>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 02/26/15(Thu)17:51 No.2701397
how do I break the tension at the coffee. HNNG
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:52 No.2701399
Well...guess I'm autistic, can't break the tension :/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:54 No.2701402
go cross eyed
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:56 No.2701403
....you go crosseyed to break the tension...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:58 No.2701404
Holy shit, do you fucking virgins not even know about going cross eyed on dates to break the
tension? This is why you cant get laid.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:59 No.2701405
>>2701404
Just wait until they get to the alpha male boss
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)17:59 No.2701406
>>2701404
KEK
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:03 No.2701408
>>2701404
I know these kunts are filthy virgin plebs. This game is ez mode
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:03 No.2701409
>>2701405
I really don't understand that part, I too intense? escalated, he would die man. I dont give a
damn, but normally guys tend to look to my eyes and just don't bother anymore.
what does the game want?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:05 No.2701410
>>2701409
stare intently at his penis. hard gay ending.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 02/26/15(Thu)18:06 No.2701411
My sex is mediocre/awkward/painful
How do
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:07 No.2701412
>>2701411
look shifty
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:07 No.2701413
>>2701411
How did you get past the park?
>escalated
>too weakly
>not the time to be doing that
wat do?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:08 No.2701414
>>2701413
APPARENTLY if you just dart your eyes to the cloud while talking to him you get "you diffused the
situation with humour"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:09 No.2701415
I'M MEDIOCRE AT MAKING LOVE! NOOOOoooooooo
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:10 No.2701417
my life
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:10 No.2701418
>>2701414
holy shit, this game
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:10 No.2701419
>>2701414
How? I do that and it says "avoiding the situation doesn't help"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:11 No.2701420
>>2701418
I have to say, I way better at in real life than games. oh well
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 02/26/15(Thu)18:11 No.2701421
>>2701419
Wait for they to pay attention to you, then shift your gaze swiftly between them, then cross your
eyes, then look away to the left.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:11 No.2701422
>>2701420
>>2701419
guys, just act like you would in real life.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:13 No.2701423
I'm so damn glad this isn't how socialization really is.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:14 No.2701424
>>2701422
get up, looking into his eyes, and not say a word, the most aggressive he get the closer I get to
him , even grab his shoulder, not man till today was more alpha than me. no idea what to do, I
disrupt they're engagement at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:14 No.2701425
>>2701422
I actually may have aspergers, so I wouldn't know what the fuck to do in real life either.
>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 02/26/15(Thu)18:14 No.2701427
so this game is teaching me to always cross my eyes when I have a social interaction with a girl
-,- that is the stupidest shit ever. Nobody does that
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:16 No.2701429
>>2701422
In real life you don't collapse into the nether realm when you look at someone the wrong way.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:16 No.2701430
>>2701427
only people with autism use ambivalent anime emoticons.
>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 02/26/15(Thu)18:17 No.2701431
I don't fucking know waht to do at the damn park. I hate this game and I hate life
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:18 No.2701432
>>2701429
In real life, you don't get in their nether regions either.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:19 No.2701433
>>2701414
Holy fuck that didn't work but going cross eye'd and then talking to him and then repeating
doesn't make him mad or you avoid it BUT IT NEVER ENDS. I DID THAT SHIT FOR 20 MINUTES. IT NEVER
ENDED.
I must be getting trolled
>> [_] Anynomous 02/26/15(Thu)18:21 No.2701435
was looking at her book and her face to hope to get a reaction and all i get was i creeped her
out...fine...Game officallys states me as a stalker how to master this level?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:22 No.2701437
>>2701433
see
>>2701421
kinda. i just said like 2 things to the guy then crossed my eyes and looked to the left and ur
character keeps talking with a smile on his face.
Now, is there any other ending than the "mediocre sex/platonic relationship" ending?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:23 No.2701439
>>2701437
Crossing your eyes during the entire thing gets you a cute ending. Don't know what the master
ending is though
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:24 No.2701440
>>2701437
Looking shifty gives you "confused".
Rolling your eyes gives you "hyperactive"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:24 No.2701441
>>2701439
god, just like in real life. You mimic her eye movements. You look where she's looking. I feel
sorry for your lovers
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:27 No.2701442
>>2701427
>tripfag
>thinking this game is supposed to teach you
enjoy no social gains
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:28 No.2701443
>>2701439
Just tried it. "Confidence gaining".
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:28 No.2701444
>>2701441
Well, that is a good ending, but its also a good ending if u cross ur eyes the whole time. Is
there an ending that at least tells you that you won the game or something?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 02/26/15(Thu)18:28 No.2701445
Congratulations on completing coitus!
Your partner found your love-making to be confidence building. You orgasmed alot.
Crossing eyes and looking like I was having a epileptic seizure near the end gave me this
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:29 No.2701446
"Congratulations on completing coitus, your partner found your love making to be
earth-shattering. How is such a thing even possible?"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:30 No.2701447
>>2701443
Tried it again. Keeping it in the middle without moving is confidence building. Moving it up and
down makes it cute.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:30 No.2701448
>>2701445
ah, i found another one, if you look down the whole time and look up at the end then it tells you
that your love making was intense
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:31 No.2701449
How do you beat the threesome ending with the condom saleslady? I can't satisfy both at once.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:32 No.2701450
>>2701449
Alright, now you're just fucking with us.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:33 No.2701451
>>2701449
you orgasm alot
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:34 No.2701452
>Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be scary. Your
fixation on the genital interaction was troubling.
What
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:34 No.2701453
>>2701449
> threesome ending with the condom saleslady
> condom saleslady
> saleslady
> lady
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 02/26/15(Thu)18:34 No.2701454
>>2701449
>implying you have to satisfy women to be happy
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:39 No.2701459
>>2701446
Just to prove I'm not lying
http://imgur.com/BQmieBG
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:42 No.2701461
>>2701459
Personally got that by looking down until she looks up, then looking up.
The opposite results in intense.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:44 No.2701464
>>2701461
I just moved my mouse to the rhythm of the fucking. It's the same premise I use when I fuck irl,
I just put on some music and fuck to the beat.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:45 No.2701465
>>2701459
grats anon, you are finally a man.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:45 No.2701466
i was a little curious about the game and how to do certain things, so i looked it up and found
that this was made by the same guy who did v-tech massacre and slaying of sandy hook.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:45 No.2701467
>>2701464
Huh, that does explain why you get hyperactive if you wave your cursor around like a spaz.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)18:51 No.2701472
>>2701466
This is the prequel to his elliot roger game. When things don't get intense, they get deadly.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)19:34 No.2701502
Got "Sensual, you showed unexpected skill" by just mimicing her eyes.
Eye movement sure is important.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)20:15 No.2701529
holy shit m8, why does this guy spaghetti so hard when he's buying some god damn condoms
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)20:30 No.2701538
>>2701452
You probably stared at her vag too much
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)20:59 No.2701561
Anybody gotten more than 8 cleavage glances during coffee?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)21:08 No.2701563
This is funny as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)21:11 No.2701567
I am rough at sex, how is that good? also somewhat accurate.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)21:12 No.2701569
>>2701567
>u
got earth shattering? foreignfag here, got this on second move or some shit. What is it?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)21:20 No.2701573
>>2701569
Earth shattering implies your sex was momentous or of amazing importance. As in; if people knew
about it, they'd think it's so good you could possibly change the face of the planet.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)21:30 No.2701579
>>2701422
In real life I'd just tell them to go fuck themselves, if the situation escalates then that
happened, fuck him and whoever wants to escalate.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)21:55 No.2701593
>>2701424
This has to be fucking pasta
>> [_] Anonymous 02/26/15(Thu)22:09 No.2701597
>this behavior isn't unexpected on pulic transport but also not the best practice.
oh i'm kekkin
