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[_] now this is a real duck game Anon 3461771

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[_] gurooriasu daku Anon 3299175 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3299194 Was holding him underwater for 3 minutes expecting he would drown. Got disappointed. OP is a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3299195 >># xD omg youre so edgy LOL
>> [_] Anon 3299198 >># i was thinking about the same thing XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 3299265 >># how do I fly
>> [_] Anon 3299269 how do u move the duck
>> [_] Anon 3299276 Does it auto save, I made so much progress.

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[_] Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you were a duck? Anon 3044708 This is a contemplative art game I made where I try to communicate what I went through with a life experience I once had. I really put my heart into this one, and I think it leaves me very emotionally vulnerable, but as long as I get my message across I think I'll be satisfied. I won't explicitly outline what the game's ABOUT or what you're SUPPOSED TO take away from it- I'll leave that up to you, the player, to make your own interpretations.
>> [_] Anon 3044817 OP i want you to bear my seed.
>> [_] Anon 3044825 >># No matter how long I dunk my head in the water, I do not drown. Can I never leave this horrible existence?

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[_] Anon 2614631 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2614687 Still better than clickerheroes
>> [_] Anon 2614695 >holding down click and trying to drown the duck
>> [_] Rave 2614732 >># >Can't drown the duck >WTF is this >0/10 would not recommend
>> [_] Anon 2614740 >># >># >mfw faggots don't know the morse code inputs >mfw faggots don't even know morse anyway lel
>> [_] Anon 2614769 >># literally the first thing that happened
>> [_] AnonyMouse 2614773 >># >># yep
>> [_] Anon 2614777 >># i just noticed the background looks like a giant green dick. subtle, op.
>> [_] Anon 2614795 >># 5/10 If it had better graphics and sound and an EA logo on the cover, would pay 50 bucks for it.
>> [_] Anon 2614824 >># this

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[_] Anon 2576331 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2576343 >Duck doesn't drown after being submerged underwater for longer than six minutes. 0/10 horrible sim, no realism
>> [_] Anon 2576350 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2576457 i came, btw music is fucking spot on. that is some duck music right there.
>> [_] Anon 2576464 if you hold your head underwater long enough you will drown
>> [_] Anon 2576516 >># Ducks are the most rapey animal on the planet >no rape was had 0/10 "Sage" -IGN

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[_] EXTREME Anon 2166237
>> [_] DickerKoch 2166239 Best Game Ever!
>> [_] Anon 2166243 this is some good hood material
>> [_] Anon 2166244 This game is shit, you can't even quickscope.
>> [_] DickerKoch 2166246 >># Like.
>> [_] Anon 2166248 if you hold the mouse button for almost a minute the duck drowns. wow.
>> [_] Anon 2166256 >># LIAR! 2 min and he's still alive .-.
>> [_] Anon 2166272 >># quackscope
>> [_] Anon 2166275 If you click twice and then call 911 it summons satan. So it and record it for all to see.
>> [_] Anon 2166313 When are they going to implement the corkscrew penis feature?
>> [_] Anon 2166320 >># Not to mention the rape/cannibalism/necrophilia

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[_] FUCK YEAH!!!!! Anon 2146504 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2146522 I died
>> [_] Anon 2146523 digging the music
>> [_] Anon 2146533 Really hoping to see a new version with a 16 or 32-bit duck, the graphics are looking pretty dated.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2146562 Ducks can't die...
>> [_] Anon 2146572 waiting on 360noscopeXxX remix
>> [_] Anon 2146582 What are the controls?
>> [_] Anon 2146587 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3uWN3BCE jw the best lets play you'll ever see of this.
>> [_] Anon 2146661 Best simulator
>> [_] Anon 2146663 The story was shit.
>> [_] Anon 2146676 Which button to corkscrew penis?
>> [_] Anon 2146677 I came.
>> [_] Anon 2146678 >># I had a feeling that would be Joel. I can't tell you how easily that guy demolishes my sides.
>> [_] Anon 2146686 GOTY

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[_] GOTY Anon 2122851
>> [_] Anon 2122856 Should win game of the year.
>> [_] Anon 2122860 Game too difficult ended up getting my Ducks dick caught in a ceiling fan
>> [_] Anon 2122862 There should be achievements for doing stuff like dronwing your duck. They should also add the ability to swim around the pond.
>> [_] Anon 2122867 >># That will be in Duck Sim 2009 it will also have multiplayer duck action
>> [_] Anon 2122908 >># >not 2013 >not Duck Online, a MMO duck experience
>> [_] Anon 2122912 >># I'm just hoping they can upgrade to at least 32-bit ducks in the next release.
>> [_] Anon 2122914 >># I clicked around for a few seconds and I didn't get raped. What's the go?
>> [_] Anon 2122921 >># Sadly this Duck Sim doesn't include all realistically to be expected feature of a Duck Sim. I will try to make Duck Online the best experience possible with wished for features like surprise buttsecks.
>> [_] Anon 2122969 Why the hell did the opening have the game over music from IWBTG? This game is otherwise flawless.
>> [_] Anon 2122987 >># ...Dude, thats the game Over music from Guilty Gear Isuka.
>> [_] Anon 2122996 >># >># I thought it was the song from mash?
>> [_] Anon 2122997 I tried taking a car but it didn't work, what happened? The duck just put his head down.
>> [_] Anon 2123036 Can I get the duck to poop on the pitbull?
>> [_] Anon 2123047 If you click very fast your duck head become yellow. This is the best thing i've seen in a game.

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[_] Anon 2101830
>> [_] Anon 2101886 yeeesss!
>> [_] Anon 2101888 swag so hard
>> [_] Anon 2101890 ama play this game til the day i die
>> [_] Anon 2101892 but how do i get past lv 4
>> [_] Anon 2101893 :^)
>> [_] Anon 2101898 :^)
>> [_] Anon 2101904 :^)
>> [_] Anon 2101919 :^)
>> [_] Anon 2101925 >no corkscrew dick The immersion is shit.
>> [_] Anon 2101930 >hold head under water for ages this duck has crazy lung capacity.
>> [_] Anon 2101948 my sim dreams come ture
>> [_] Anon 2101949 guys how i duck?
>> [_] Anon 2101977 >># u jus gotta duck
>> [_] Anon 2101997 If you hold the head down for 5 minutes he drowns lol watch the bubbles
>> [_] z̳̳̬͔̳͇͇͕ͪͤ̏̓̒z̻̭͊̉͂͛ͬ͑̏͐ 2102043 >># minute 20 still nothing happened
>> [_] Anon 2102044 >># did you left click?
>> [_] Anon 2102062 GOTY metacritic score of 86 god bless u duck
>> [_] z̳̳̬͔̳͇͇͕ͪͤ̏̓̒z̻̭͊̉͂͛ͬ͑̏͐ 2102063 step1: replace music with metal step2: click often step3: ????????? step4: profit

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[_] for >># Anon 2098209 >This is the first game where I get to play as a duck >This pleases me y'all need more ducks
>> [_] Anon 2098217 I was waiting for that crocodile. It never came.
>> [_] Anon 2098225 >># i'm sorry, friend
>> [_] !PARAgon/sU 2098229 Can you drown the duck?
>> [_] Anon 2098231 >># >put head under water >right click, move to different tab >look back, yep, he's still under the water it's been about 3 minutes now. if you can drown him, it takes a helluva long time.
>> [_] Anon 2098257 whahahaha~ and its not even a duck
>> [_] Anon 2098258 also how do you get past the car in level 2
>> [_] Anon 2098335 >># hitting space lets you honk, traffic will slow

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[_] tman Anon 2092462
>> [_] Anon 2092503 this sim is bullshit you cant even quack . . . .. .
>> [_] Anon 2092511 best sim ever lol
>> [_] Anon 2092562 I remember when this was new on Newgrounds and everyone was either 1) Writing actually convincing reviews, some of which were long and referred to other reviews from other users in an attempt to fool retards, 2) Shittily attempting to do 1 and making it painfully obvious that they were retards in the process, or 3) Falling for it.

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[_] QUARK !nnIgGerRZ. 2088031 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2088046 Where's the immersion? I can't even fucking swim through the lake.
>> [_] Anon 2088073 I've had better Duck Simulations in my life
>> [_] Anon 2088078 what key do i press to get on the plane?
>> [_] Anon 2088086 This is quite possibly the worst duck simulator I've played yet. I can't swim or fly, and after holding my head underwater for a good three minutes nothing happened. I'm glad they stopped making these.
>> [_] Anon 2088102 >># >not being able to find and rape female ducks >dont drown >no swimming >no flying Shit game. 6/10
>> [_] Anon 2088248 Duck here. This sim is not remotely accurate or complete. quack.
>> [_] DUCK_SIM_2008.swf Mr.Tsubaki 2088267 Great game better than skyrim and kingdom hearts final mix 2 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2088272 >># lel
>> [_] [RandomHero] 2088297 Highly relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3uWN3BCE jw
>> [_] Anon 2088340 >># I've seen you here before. Seems you still don't understand that filling out the Name, E-mail, and Subject fields isn't mandatory.
>> [_] Anon 2088345 2.5/10, Where are the duck hunters? Where's the drowning meter?