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[_] Anon 2155155 you rage you lose
>> [_] Anon 2155167 The Pitch was fake. The Character was fake. The Shitty drawn slides were also fake. But the applause she gets at the end isn't. Several of the investors at that conference showed a legitimate interest in her business model even after a presentation that would have received a C at best in any high-school business class.
>> [_] Anon 2155176 I've spent most of tonight reading Chimpout threads pertaining to the misbehavior of African-descended individuals and watching Beavis and Butthead, and this here is both the stupidest and the funniest thing I've seen all night. Also, I would totally do her.
>> [_] Anon 2155197 >1% other stuff >IDK WUT IT IZ LUL >MFW COLLECTION OF NOBLE GASSES AND FLAMMABLE GASSES THAT MAKE UP A FRACTION OF A FRACTION OF THAT 1% JESUS FUCK I LEARNED THAT IN ELEMENTARY 3/10 made me raij for a second, obviously this bitch is faking being this stupid
>> [_] Anon 2155200 This is such a bullshit and unnecessary product that it could actually work. With the right marketing this could really get off the ground. My God what has our civilization come to.
>> [_] Anon 2155205 I hope to every merciful god that this is fake but I want to battle axe her and everyone clapping their hands.
>> [_] Anon 2155208 >># Please read this post. It was a satire/performance piece/whatever.
>> [_] Anon 2155220 All my wut when she said >Sell air to plants
>> [_] Anon 2155230 >Yfw once we finish shitting up the atmosphere we actually will be paying for air
>> [_] Anon 2155232 It's fake Right guys? right? plz?
>> [_] Anon 2155234 I would buy a jar of queefs
>> [_] Anon 2155244 I love how one of the women in the audience is crying out of laughter.
>> [_] Anon 2155265 This. This is what 95% of Kickstarters are like.
>> [_] Anon 2155280 why would you rage at this? it's just kinda sad,
>> [_] Anon 2155294 >># At least with a kickstarter you need to show 'good faith' plus you can look up most kickstarters with google maps, etc and can go kick the shit out of them if they 'flop' and refuse to give a refund. This however, wtf, sorry I need to say wtf again no one is that stupid to 'cash air' with crap like time, date, location, etc of when the air was 'contained' and the outlay she is asking for, 500,000 dollars for air farms, crystals, positive energy ? I'm not raging either, I just don't see how this presentation wasn't just walked out on... wtf ?
>> [_] Anon 2155341 We can already can go down to the store and buy an empty jar right now.
>> [_] Anon 2155346 http://allthingsd.com/20110401/rachel-se quoia-comes-clean-hippie-pitch-was-a-pran k/ goddammit guys.
>> [_] Anon 2155353 its too early in the morning to try and follow this amount of stupid. thank god i'm about to go to bed.
>> [_] Anon 2155397 I didn't last 30 seconds before I was forced to altf4 to contain myself. I'll go simmer down and give it another try later.
>> [_] Anon 2155408 >air >6% energy

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>> [_] Anon 2124492 Yes, this is satire.
>> [_] Anon 2124501 >># I saw thoughtful expressions in the crowd, I swear to God. MISSING: "crowdsourcing" "the Cloud" "monetization" "viral" But don't say "synergy", that one's expired.
>> [_] Anon 2124516 >># Haha, too true. Don't forget "scalability", "microblogging" and "enterprise 2.0"
>> [_] Anon 2124534 My brains ache.
>> [_] Anon 2124549 lol for a second there i had thought that this was a legit thing, then i realized my brain is retarded lol
>> [_] Anon 2124561 Why the fuck are her lips red but not red because of lipstick. why does she has glitter on her browline? Why is she not just wearing a fedora saying deal with it?
>> [_] Anon 2124576 What a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2124578 like,like,like,like,like,like
>> [_] Anon 2124583 I'd hit it
>> [_] Anon 2124586 >># with a tire iron and bury it on a remote island of cannibalizes.
>> [_] Anon 2124596 I actually tried to go to the site to see if it was legit and then a quick google search shows that it was just a prank.

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>> [_] Anon 2114662 wat
>> [_] Anon 2114673 of all the stupid
>> [_] Anon 2114674 I'm too old for this shit........
>> [_] Anon 2114675 she's very intelligent and coherent for a woman. let that seep in for a moment.
>> [_] Anon 2114677 What a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2114679 >># She is a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2114681 >># still cleverer than 99.9% of female population
>> [_] Anon 2114682 >># She said "like" and "you know" in nearly every sentence. The investors are literally holding back from laughing at this dumb bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2114685 >># that's what makes my statement sad. She is dumb as hell, but she is clever enough to attempt to SELL AIR to morons with too much money instead of just flirting with somebody at a bar for rent money.
>> [_] Anon 2114688 http://allthingsd.com/20110401/rachel-se quoia-comes-clean-hippie-pitch-was-a-pran k/ >“Everyone there really bought it,” said Cherones, who continued the act through the night as the VCFC judges gave her feedback and the audience asked her questions. “It was kind of embarrassing; I felt like I lied to a room of people.” >“In Silicon Valley people think you can drop any idea these days and get it funded,” said Abhyanker. It may well be true: Share the Air got multiple funding and business development inquiries, he said. This shit's great. Even though she was just pretending to be retarded, people believed her, and that's what's funny.
>> [_] Anon 2114692 >># fuck...she's even smarter than I thought. Clever girl...
>> [_] Anon 2114693 is this a joke
>> [_] Anon 2114695 >># Yes. But there's probably still a market for this kind of stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2114711 >># >># those are called fillers. we all use them. they're just words people use so their thoughts catch up with their words. doesn't necessarily have anything to do with one's intelligence, not to mention the girl was probably nervous in front of those people. FUN FACT: Whenever anyone explains phenomena with the just the word "energy" then you know that its pseudoscience. Life force, energy, chakra, same buzzwords eastern medicine uses
>> [_] Anon 2114725 I got all the way to selling bottled air and just gave up.
>> [_] Anon 2114727 You know, um, like you know? The energy, you know? My name is um like a um you know tree like you know?
>> [_] Anon 2114753 Turns out it was all a prank and people still were willing to fund it. http://allthingsd.com/20110401/rachel-se quoia-comes-clean-hippie-pitch-was-a-pran k/
>> [_] Anon 2114765 I think my IQ dropped.
>> [_] Anon 2114806 >># see: >>#
>> [_] Anon 2114844 >># I watched The Lorax (the recent CGI movie) and if there's one thing I learned, it's that nothing good can come from bottling air.