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[_] Anon 2131983
>> [_] Anon 2131992 >># >tfw no snack lady will make eye contact with you
>> [_] Anon 2131994 >># lol betamax
>> [_] Anon 2131997 >># Nice, I liked the part where Gabe Newell tries to talk about valve's history and plans, but the rest are talking about the snack room.
>> [_] Anon 2131999 Erik Wolpaw is such a weird guy
>> [_] Anon 2132000 Erik Wolpaw is one weird guy. Or likes to have fun with interviewers.
>> [_] Anon 2132004 >># and the big fat fuck is sure to point out that he only likes the caffeine free diet pepsi suppose hes getting the left overs from the weekly catered lunches
>> [_] Anon 2132008 >># >># Never knew this was the same guy that this happened to: In 2004, Wolpaw was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. Expecting his condition to require a departure from the company, he spoke with managing director Gabe Newell, who surprised him by offering an extended leave with pay. "Your job is to get better," Newell said. "That is your job description at Valve. So go home to your wife and come back when you are better."
>> [_] Anon 2132020 >># feels
>> [_] Anon 2132021 >># what a good guy, damn
>> [_] Anon 2132057 >># so this is why half life games come out so fucking late.
>> [_] Anon 2132133 >># For good reason. I'm at peace with it now though.

File: Half Life Snacks.swf-(7.63 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2127099 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2127109 This is why Valve hasn't created HL3..... Snacks
>> [_] Anon 2127110 "I'm inspired by it" -Erik Wolpaw
>> [_] Anon 2127117 Came here expecting (W.T.) Snacks left disappointed...
>> [_] Anon 2127118 so this is why gaben has such a large mass
>> [_] Anon 2127119 This really explains a lot.
>> [_] Anon 2127155 WHERE'S MY EPISODE 3 GABE YOU PROMISED ME EPISODE 3 JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR SNACKS YOU YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 2127158 >># Jesus Christ, calm down. You'll kill someone if you're as angry as you say.
>> [_] Anon 2127196 I just can't believe he drinks diet non-caffeine coke.
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2127214 "I have some butter, for my breakfast"
>> [_] Anon 2127216 7000 kcal cookie? nigga wat
>> [_] Anon 2127230 snack room is credit to team
>> [_] Anon 2127243 tfw you'll never work at valve ;-;
>> [_] Anon 2127246 This is why I pirate most games instead of buying them on Steam...
>> [_] Anon 2127250 >># Flawless response.
>> [_] Anon 2127257 >># Oh christ I lol'd. I haven't seen that old picture in ages but I can see it perfectly in my mind.
>> [_] Anon 2127258 >># You only need to be a half decent developer or programmer with 3+ years of experience or be able to draw anything digitally or be good at web development to get a job there... being a half decent programmer can get you a job anywhere.