File: Alison Gold - Chinese Food (Official Music Video).swf-(9.89 MB, 640x360, Hentai)
[_] music of our time Anon 2335186
>> [_] Anon 2335205 I was waiting for her to get hit by a car when she ran across the road to get the Chinese food.
>> [_] Anon 2335219 wtf was that arabic subs. S I H T E K I L G N I P Y T D E T R A T S I F I E K I L Also, dat msg doe.
>> [_] Anon 2335248 >># Russian is fucked up. Chinese also doesn't look too god to me.
>> [_] Anon 2335251 Такое чувство, словно говна наелся

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[_] watch it again an hour later Anon 2236729
>> [_] Anon 2236748 No one has commented on how her new friend is a huge black guy, and she's like what... 12? And he just happens to be at their slumber party? And how this entire thing feels racist?
>> [_] Anon 2236775 Niggers aren't racist, they're just "keepin' it real." Anyhow they're protected by Obamacare.
>> [_] Anon 2236777 Keep it real, nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2236872 >># >nigger >777 we super edgy now damn kid I wish I was like you.
>> [_] Anon 2236887 The chinese girl always make me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2236891 Isn't this the same nigger that was in that Friday song?

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[_] watch it again an hour later Anon 2219841
>> [_] Anon 2219853 >watch it again an hour later that was better than the video
>> [_] Anon 2219861 i vomited
>> [_] Anon 2219904 so..she loves bukkake?...
>> [_] Anon 2219910 >># no no she loves cream of sum yung gui
>> [_] Anon 2219941 No doubt why they're so many shootings in USA, if I was a normal guy surrounded by all that shit I would end hating all the fucking world.
>> [_] Anon 2219969 a black man surrounded by under aged girls.. and no sex.. = shit

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[_] watch it again 1 hour later Anon 2212856 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVyS gA&hd=1
>> [_] Anon 2212944 So much wrong with this video... ugh

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[_] om nom nom Anon 2180714
>> [_] Anon 2180746 There's so much I want to say but I'm speechless anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2180842 This fucking guy needs to stop. For the love of all that is sacred in this world...
>> [_] Anon 2180846 Stopped watching once the nigger unmasked himself.
>> [_] Anon 2180862 fucking pms 12 year old sluts

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[_] mmmm Anon 2174664 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2174670 #1 That isn't chinese #2 She doesn't go clubbing (please explain the 'sunshine' which is out while she is singing). #3 Apparently she is getting grumpy, this wouldn't happen if she wasn't just *doing shots* at said clubs she hasn't gone to. #4 I'm offended one more than 6 different levels, however this will be my last reply on this god awful flash anyway, seriously I've had enough, I hope someone spades her so at least she can't breed.
>> [_] Anon 2174672 >># >so offended JUSTASPLANNED
>> [_] Anon 2174678 >># >cooking noodles with what looks like drumsticks U foking wot m8
>> [_] Anon 2174681 >Chinese Geishas
>> [_] Anon 2174803 can we please quit with the shitposting?
>> [_] fart 2174809 >># seriously
>> [_] fart 2174813 also I FUCKING LOVE PANDA EXPRESS
>> [_] Anon 2174826 This is the college theme song
>> [_] Anon 2174835 >># Don't hate the messenger, hate the sender.
>> [_] Anon 2174847 You guys do know that these girls don't write these songs don't you? They are girls who want to be famous one day and go to this company that writes all these terrible songs, and makes these terrible videos, but promotes the shit out of them. They're all over youtube.

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[_] watch it again a hour later Anon 2170203
>> [_] Anon 2170314 what the fuck is going on with the subtitles
>> [_] Anon 2170336 I thought it was a bit refreshing to have a panda instead of the stereotypical black guy bridge wait...nope

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[_] you'll watch it again a hour later Anon 2164454 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2164510 what the FUCK did i just watch till the first chorus
>> [_] Anon 2164513 >># another shitty music video
>> [_] Anon 2164519 more white teenage girls trying to get famous singing about not a fucking thing
>> [_] Anon 2164532 >># stop posting this
>> [_] Anon 2164602 . . .I see.
>> [_] Anon 2164612 The thing that gets me the most mad every time is that the shopped in the fortune from the last fortune cookie which was also just lazy special effects using a single image.
>> [_] Anon 2164623 Fucking worse than Friday... HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT.
>> [_] Anon 2164628 >># Well, they needed something to top Thanksgiving.
>> [_] Anon 2164643 What in the actual fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2164664 This shit needs to be banned, with penalties worse then CP for production and distribution.
>> [_] Anon 2164669 That's not Chinese, that's a Mongolian Grill!
>> [_] Anon 2164684 Is there a reason, why the subtitles are displayed in several different languages?!
>> [_] Anon 2164709 I kind of liked it.
>> [_] Anon 2164712 You guys have all been duped. This is by the same producer as the Friday video. He intentionally makes terrible music videos because it's a guaranteed viral video. He's profiting off people going "WOW LOOK AT HOW AWFUL THIS IS" He's a better man than we, and we're jealous of that.

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[_] Anon 2161316 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2161335 by far one of the worst things to ever been seen by my eyes
>> [_] Anon 2161342 But I also feel this way about chinese food I feel u girl
>> [_] nil 2161491 half the shit she mentions isn't even real Chinese food, is five seconds of research that difficult?

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[_] O_O Anon 2159250
>> [_] Anon 2159255 i thought this was a joke when i first saw it. i thought wrong
>> [_] Anon 2159261 the next Rebeca Black.
>> [_] Anon 2159264 This has to be a joke. Does Chinese food even use that kind of cooking method? I've only ever known Mongolian barbecue to use those large cooking tables.
>> [_] Anon 2159282 The noodles at the beginning game me a hunger.
>> [_] Anon 2159312 anon please hood the panda nigra reveal.
>> [_] Anon 2159320 So the shameless hacks that got Rebecca Black her "big break" are still at it, eh?
>> [_] Anon 2159323 >># wo ai ni, anon
>> [_] Anon 2159326 >># Xie xie

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[_] om nom nom Anon 2151259 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2151269 Wow.
>> [_] Anon 2151276 >># I can't put my finger on why, but this is horrible. I love Chinese food though.
>> [_] Anon 2151340 >># It's by the same guy that produced Friday and thanksgiving. Ironically enough, I actually find all of these songs to be very catchy.
>> [_] PI-PI-PIRI-PIRE-PI STOP SHITPOSTING 2151346 >># stop shitposting, faggot
>> [_] Anon 2151364 I already came to this!
>> [_] Anon 2151374 >># Those armpit shots are anything but shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2151377 >># chow m-m-m-m-mein
>> [_] Anon 2151379 Chinese food is beautiful? Not the shit I've seen, maybe Japanese food, and speaking of which, Kimonos are Japanese, and the grill at the start was Mongolian, are they intentionally being racially ignorant, or are the producers that retarded?
>> [_] Anon 2151395 why does the subtitle language keep changing
>> [_] Anon 2151409 >># You are asking a question which doesn't require an answer at all. Fact is, they thought it would 'break the mold' of this music video branching over from just the americfaggots and hit asian countries just as hard as it did the americfaggots. I hope you saw what I did there.
>> [_] Anon 2151412 I have the distinct feeling I've been trolled.

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[_] :) Anon 2148413 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2148455 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
>> [_] Anon 2148545 I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS REAL AND IT IS ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DSFARGEG
>> [_] Anon 2148615 Friday, Thanksgiving, Chinese Food, Will these people just fucking stop!? It's the same damn formula: 1. Pick a shitty topic (Friday, Thanksgiving, Chinese Food) 2. get a generic shitty electro pop tune 3. Spell out something obvious (Days of the Week, Holidays, Types of Chinese Food) 4. get that off topic nigger to rhyme about random shit or wear a goofy suit. (rap about driving, dress like turkey, dress like panda and rap about monopoly) 5. Repeat words (we, we, so) 6. frequent cheers after lines 7. auto-tune the fuck out of it
>> [_] Anon 2148617 Oh my fucking god my sides took off when the Panda reveals himself to be a nigger!
>> [_] Anon 2148623 >># and it makes them money so
>> [_] Anon 2148649 I like Chinese Food: MONGOLIAN Grill JAPANESE Kimonos Yeah, let's just cluster all of southern Asia together. because there's no difference between Chinese, Mongolians, Asians, Taiwanese, Koreans, or other Pacific Islanders
>> [_] Anon 2148659 ...
>> [_] Anon 2148671 >># que racissimo
>> [_] Anon 2148677 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUa552-af aE
>> [_] wat. again? Anon 2148680 I can't believe that Patrice Wilson keeps setting teen girls up for mockery. He must know his music company sucks ass and does terrible work. They need to realize that these girls have no talent, that it's wrong to convince them that they do. Also that a small amount of audio editing isn't going to turn shit into gold. Poor bitches are being setup to be hated by the majority of the world. Quite frankly I think it's stupid and wrong.

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[_] enjoy Anon 2145935
>> [_] Anon 2145937 >># How about no
>> [_] Anon 2145943 DAT BLACK GUY
>> [_] Anon 2145944 fap fap fappity fap
>> [_] Anon 2145952 >enjoy >dat sarcasm
>> [_] Anon 2145965 Dat racism
>> [_] Anon 2145971 When a song is less than a day old and Time gives it worst song of the year... that's bad
>> [_] Anon 2145978 >># I thought you were kidding but no http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/15/intr oducing-the-worst-song-of-the-year-alison -golds-chinese-food/
>> [_] Anon 2145981 no, i can't take it anymore, i'm done! i'm out of here, goodby forever
>> [_] Anon 2146001 >># Poor girl now has to commit suicide.
>> [_] Anon 2146057 I can't decide whether to make fun of this with I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please. or SITTING IN THE FRONT SEAT KICKIN IN THE BACK SEAT GOTTA MAKE MY MIND UP WHICH SEAT DO I TAKE?
>> [_] Anon 2146060 >no panda sex Is this a SadPanda origin story?