File: lakeviewcabin.swf-(7.24 MB, 704x512, Game)
[_] PLAYER DISCRETION ADVICED Anon 3029126 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3029153 Okay, so far I found a pair of binoculars to see the topless chicks on the west shore and the bubbles and floating wood to the east. I also summoned some monster that kills me, and I still can't get that fucking rider mower to work!
>> [_] Anon 3029179 Put the beartrap where the woman monster shows up, when she gets stuck, hit her with the axe until she's pulp. Then a fetus will attack. You can pick it up like other itmes but it will slip away and attack you. Use a piece of chopped wood in the stove in either building and it'll light. You can chuck the fetus in there when it's burning and you win.
>> [_] Anon 3029185 >># Chop the wood in the outhouse to get the key to the leftmost cabin. It has the keys to the mower. You have to run over your unborn child to win.
>> [_] Anon 3029186 Also, if you kill the baby and then sit in the mower before you kneel down and it ends, you can keep walking around and do stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3029196 Speedrun strat: -Take axe -Run right -Chop wood, chop wire -Run into cabin, get bucket -Step outside, summon, get water -Throw water, pick up wood, hide in cabin -Burn the xenomorph (it's a xenomorph)
>> [_] Anon 3029199 >># It just picked the xeno up and threw it at the bear trap
>> [_] Anon 3029200 >># Not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out when I heard the baby cries.
>> [_] Anon 3029215 /f stands for flush
>> [_] Anon 3029227 I have been here for the past 5 minutes getting drunk and naked then killing myself, then out of nowhere a goddamn zombie pops out of my deer carcass. I get ripped up when i try to hit it with an axe so i end up throwing wood at it until it eats me in the toilet shack.
>> [_] Anon 3029278 >zombie whore appears >drink a whole bottle of liquor and spray puke all over her while she's standing on a power line >she gets electrocuted
>> [_] Anon 3029299 If you sit on the lawnmower as the baby dies, the game doesn't end and you can just interact. Have fun staring at pixel tits all day.

File: lakeviewcabin.swf-(7.24 MB, 704x512, Game)
[_] Time for an internet vacation Anon 2949441 Sauna and chill ... dafuq was tha-
>> [_] Anon 2949524 I got spooked
>> [_] Anon 2949536 I got eaten.
>> [_] Anon 2949545 I saw titties
>> [_] Anon 2949551 how do you get past title screen?
>> [_] Anon 2949553 >># [spacebar]
>> [_] Anon 2949568 This is creepy
>> [_] Anon 2949569 I cooked deer meat.
>> [_] Anon 2949572 >># click any key
>> [_] BigBlue 2949573 I was impatient. If you are too, or maybe you got frustrated with the game's lack of explanations on... anything, then just watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7o01MRn ya4
>> [_] Anon 2949579 Something better happen soon, I'm losing my boner.
>> [_] Anon 2949608 So basically you're telling me that the best way to reach something on the wall is to put a big piece of wood under it and hit the wood with an ax.
>> [_] Anon 2949612 >># Show her your O face.

File: lakeviewcabin.swf-(7.24 MB, 704x512, Game)
[_] Anything is possible Anon 2168896 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2168902 >># No, I'm stuck, what do I do? How do I get that toilet key?
>> [_] Anon 2168904 >># Okay. You can't jump, but you can hold, throw, and interact with items to get other items to drop.
>> [_] Anon 2168911 >># Who the fuck leaves a loaded bear trap on the wall? That's unsafe as shit, now I'm bleeding and shit.
>> [_] Anon 2168939 FUCK! i was not expecting that
>> [_] Anon 2168940 holy fuck the outhouse didn't save me
>> [_] Anon 2168942 >># >going into the outhouse >in a horror game Dude, do you even into horror tropes?
>> [_] Anon 2168943 I tried to drive the lawnmower naked into the water but I crashed into a stump first
>> [_] Anon 2168944 >fuck bitches, get binoculars
>> [_] Anon 2168947 oh yeah look at them titties!!!
>> [_] Anon 2168948 okay i tried hitting her with the axe shooting her with the shotgun using the bear trap throwing logs at her nothing kills her
>> [_] Anon 2168950 >># I've noticed you can fill up water at the water pump, and that after throwing up on her, she gets wet. Maybe cut the generator wire and electrocute her?
>> [_] Anon 2168952 >># Try cutting the wire to the generator. Fill bucket up with water and throw it the moment she walks on it. Before that, throw the bear trap on precisely on the bottle nearby. It catches fire when she is present.
>> [_] Anon 2168953 >># OH GOD, THAT MADE IT WORSE!
>> [_] Anon 2168954 Okay, this will help you assholes out. Tip one: HITTING an object on the wall drops it, so be careful when running past things (beartraps) while holding shit that makes you tall enough to hit it. You CAN, however, THROW your item to knock it off and allow you to pick stuff up (gun). Tip 2: If you go to sleep at night, I.E. go into the bed when it turns dark, you will be safe. Tip 3: Start the lawn-mower up. Yes it has gas, just keep pumping until you hear it roar to life (may need to pump for a while, and leave it a second in order to hear it start up), and then drive it right until you see a slight golden thing on the ground. This is a key, but you still can't get it; turn the thing around, then drive over it again, NOW you can get it. Tip 4: You can light fires by simply throwing wood at the furnaces, if you chop up the wood first, it just allows you to burn more fires. Tip 5: Don't murder bitches and leave them in lakes. They remember that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2168955 >># Do anything you can to get her down (hue), this could be by electrocution, gunshot, beartrap, or fire. Then (having the ax close by), take it and chop that bitch up; it'll do. (Pro-tip: You're still not safe...)
>> [_] Anon 2168957 >># Or the alternative way to get a key is to chop wood in the outhouse. But who would do such a thing?
>> [_] Anon 2168958 >># >(Pro-tip: You're still not safe...) THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
>> [_] Anon 2168963 >># Remember that fire making I talked about? Ya, fire is good. You can also pick up the baby for a short period of time. I'm sure you're smart enough to see where I'm going with this.
>> [_] Anon 2168964 >># Baby smoothie, baby smoothie It's alright, it's alright
>> [_] Anon 2168965 >># I was hoping to be able to cut the fucker up in the lawnmower, but that works too.
>> [_] Anon 2168966 BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!
>> [_] Anon 2168971 Get sauna working: >Take off clothes on bench >Run around as a naked lumberjack >Throw wood on the stove until it glows menacingly >Fill up the bucket at the pump >Toss water at the stove >Sit
>> [_] Anon 2168985 So, I figured out how to burn down all of the buildings. But that isn't really helping me.
>> [_] Anon 2168988 Hell naw nigga it's 1:30 am, I ain't playing horror games. I'm too big of a wuss for this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2168989 >># YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU TRY WITH FRIENDS LIKE TIMOTHY BY YOUR SIDE
>> [_] Anon 2168998 What do you click to play the game?
>> [_] Anon 2169005 >># Spacebar
>> [_] Anon 2169008 >># even the outhouse?
>> [_] Anon 2169009 >># I'm sorry for lying.
>> [_] Anon 2169012 While that took me so long it was super unsatisfying when I finally figured it out.
>> [_] Anon 2169052 Stripped down naked, ran around with an axe, chopped up a deer, jumped in the lake. GOTY
>> [_] Anon 2169054 to spoopy for me
>> [_] Anon 2169068 There does not appear to be a good end.
>> [_] Anon 2169076 Has anyone killed the baby thing? I set it on fire, chucked it in the lake, I dunno... Maybe the bear trap?
>> [_] Anon 2169077 >># run it over with the lawnmower, kinda tricky
>> [_] Anon 2169079 >># GOD DAMN IT! I did EVERYTHING my mind could imagine - I stripped naked, ran around, saw titties, used the sauna, shot the woman, electrocuted the woman. threw bee's at the woman, killed the woman, burned her and chopped her, burned the fucking baby thing, threw it in the water, got drunk, and I STILL can't figure out how to kill the baby thing! How do you end this game!?
>> [_] Anon 2169082 >># I tried that too, nothing happened. Just kicked me off the mower.
>> [_] Anon 2169089 >># Mow the baby, throw a bear trap on it, and if all else fails throw it in a lit oven.
>> [_] Anon 2169091 You can pick up the little thing, and in your house there's an oven, light it with a split log, put the little thing in it.
>> [_] Anon 2169092 >># >># Thank you, my life is now complete. Shutting down
>> [_] Anon 2169097 wtf nothing is happening, how do I trigger it?
>> [_] Anon 2169103 >Lure woman into lit sauna >Another ghost >Woman noms ghost >boat to sexy party >fucking zombie party >gg the end what the hell i thought I actually won.