File: oculus tiem.swf-(3.87 MB, 1056x576, Hentai)
[_] The future is here YOU WANT THIS 2505139 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2505170 Oculus Rift was bought by Facebook. You must sign in using your real name to play.
>> [_] Anon 2505171 >># Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't work like that.
>> [_] Anon 2505172 This is sad.
>> [_] Anon 2505174 Proof the Oculus Rift was shit before Facebook bought it
>> [_] Anon 2505175 >># Sword art online just became even more possible
>> [_] Anon 2505176 >># >it doesn't work like that. Sure it doesn't, Zuckerberg.
>> [_] Anon 2505188 Shut up and take my money bitch!!
>> [_] Anon 2505205 So if one were to combine this with the Kinnect and do a 3d scan of their body. In theory, one could literally go fuck themselves? Op you need one of these.
>> [_] Anon 2505258 >># You haven't used the new SDK now have you...
>> [_] Anon 2505285 >># Testing one of those was Thad's dream that never came true
>> [_] Anon 2505288 This is the saddest, post pathetic thing I've seen all day. I fucking want one.
>> [_] Anon 2505291 >># sure thing Zuckerstein
>> [_] Anon 2505309 poor form
>> [_] Anon 2505328 there were games like this beforehand i think
>> [_] Anon 2505348 not until purring functionality is added
>> [_] WKZworks 2505382 I'd still rather fuck whores.
>> [_] Anon 2505387 >># >Preferring 3DPD Top pleb

File: oculus tiem.swf-(3.87 MB, 1056x576, Hentai)
[_] Oculus sex Do you want one 2500885 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2500892 What's taking Fuckerberg so long?
>> [_] Anon 2500908 it is finally here! Its a revolution!
>> [_] Anon 2500912 my god they've actually done it
>> [_] Anon 2500913 I'm sure there's another way to make a demonstration for this...
>> [_] Anon 2500915 >># i disagree with you.
>> [_] Anon 2500916 is that a mac? Is this the new iSex!?
>> [_] Anon 2500923 >># Cant wait for the guys at illusion to make something thats Oculus supported. I mean they just made AA2. They should patch this shit in.
>> [_] Anon 2500936 This died the day faggotbook bought oculus. >"you must login to facebook to use the oculus" >You have been playing "waifu simulator" for 3 hours, do you want to share your score on your wall >"no" >sharing score >It's been 15 minutes, time for a commercial before the game resumes The dream died before it left alpha stage or was it in beta.. Either way we need a new savior.
>> [_] Anon 2500938 Poor Oculus... Rest in peace, sweet prince...
>> [_] Do you want one 2500953 >># perhaps there is a way to bypass faggotbook by then, lets hope so
>> [_] Anon 2500981 >># it's a piece of hardware. If you think hackers and moders are just going to sit on their asses when there is off the shelf vr tech to fuck around with, then you haven't been paying attention to phones for like, the last decade.
>> [_] Anon 2500987 >># I don't think Faggotbook would dare to make such a move when releasing the Oculus Rift. They might do it eventually, or they are planning to make something entirely different to challenge google glass. Oculus Rift was meant to be gaming platform. It's highly unlikely they will turn it to a facebookmachine.
>> [_] Anon 2501014 >># They bought it for a reason (to collect additional data) They are not going to give this away for free.
>> [_] Anon 2501019 >># me on the left
>> [_] Anon 2501036 >># presumably why it is a product people will pay for?
>> [_] Anon 2501037 did you just come senpai? <3
>> [_] Anon 2501049 >># Only if they add in more depth to the game, first. Seriously, you'd think they'd embellish a hell of a lot more from the first one, but the second game feels exactly the same as the first. More locations! More positions, interactions, choices, dialogue, etc!
>> [_] Anon 2501051 >># But how do you cum in real life if you have to push with your dick? Logic, stop ruining all the fun I guess you have to push the trigger with one hand while using the other? Gosh that sounds like a lot of work.
>> [_] Anon 2501053 >># just use a fake facebook account
>> [_] Anon 2501054 >># You put your cock inside it.
>> [_] Anon 2501057 >># Are you some kind of idiot
>> [_] Anon 2501063 He's doing it wrong. I mean.... supremely incorrectly. Ultimately not right.

File: Real Sex.swf-(3.87 MB, 1056x576, Japanese)
[_] Just like the real thing Anon 2177289
>> [_] Anon 2177291 IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING Also, the amount of fucks that guy gives.
>> [_] Anon 2177293 Only the nips can invent this kind if autism
>> [_] Anon 2177308 They saw the gun attachment for the Novint Falcon and were all "naw way man fuck that, where's the pussy attachment?"
>> [_] Cirno !CIRNOtrFGA 2177314 >># >almost complete removal of women from society, only fully completed once we perfect the artificial womb >autism anita pls go.
>> [_] Anon 2177325 >># >implying i know what the fuck you're talking about >it is virginal autism >virgin 4ever once they fix the bugs lazy nip plz go
>> [_] Anon 2177338 >># What the poopiepoop is a nip? Noun (used as butts) ; A thing or place that used nipples as a primary method of producing testosterone.
>> [_] Anon 2177340 >># Inb4 kid in highschool who has adapted "nip" to be the new slang for Japanese person and is trying to get their word popular so they can say "yeah, I came up with that word" and then someone will interrupt them saying "ha, you said 'came'" and then they both shit their pants.
>> [_] Anon 2177341 I love it when people use autism like an insult despite having no idea what they're talking about.
>> [_] Anon 2177346 >># >># Nippon, it's what the Japanese call their own country. Also your a idiot.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2177347 >># Holy shit, now everything makes sense
>> [_] Anon 2177348 >># Youir* >Not in highschool
>> [_] Anon 2177350 >># >Implying i'm in highschool >implying i came up with the term first >implying i know a 14 year old the term inb4 1940s
>> [_] Anon 2177354 >># You forgot to mention an instead of a, your really a idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2177355 >># >Not knowing a 14 year old. >Not being in highschool. Pssssshhhhsphsspsshspksshkksskpshskshsk! Don't you know you have to be in highschool to be edgy and cool like me? Huh! Get on my level scrubtasticaliscious!
>> [_] Anon 2177357 >># Roses are red Violets are blue Nice dubs Dude
>> [_] Anon 2177359 >># Broseidon Watches Over You: +20 Water Resistance +5 Strength +5 Stamina +72 Virgins
>> [_] Anon 2177366 >># >Implying i know such a pleb >implying "scrubtasticaliscious" is a word your right, high school couldn't accept a faggot like yourself
>> [_] Anon 2177371 Now imagine walking in on someone doing that with all that shit hooked up.
>> [_] Anon 2177372 >># >Not subscribing to the prophecy that one day, someone would be worthy of claiming the title of Scrubtasticaliscious. >Not being an astronaut from Okio >Not befriending every middle class Roman so you can have an army of pledians at your disposal.
>> [_] Anon 2177373 >># Sounds like people need to get on this guy's level.
>> [_] Anon 2177375 >># >># >># >># >># SAMEFAGGGGG
>> [_] Anon 2177377 >># >out4b roman times >don't know where okio is >prophecies are gay i give up
>> [_] Anon 2177378 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># autism
>> [_] Anon 2177379 >># troll shit
>> [_] Anon 2177382 >># >they cant be aware of your pressence >ears and eyes wired up >they continue anally penetrating their loli waifu >you stand there awkwardly unable to make them aware you are watching You'll only embarrass yourself
>> [_] Anon 2177385 FUck man we already there XD vitrual bitches here we cUM
>> [_] Anon 2177386 >># Hey! I resent that! I wrote all of those posts and I resent that! SPIIIIIIIIICY KEEEEEEYCHAAAAAIIIIINS!
>> [_] samefag Anon 2177391 >># >># >>#