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[_] Anon 3246167
>> [_] Anon 3246168 disgusting degeneracy our ancestors weep
>> [_] Anon 3246188 ( ` _ `)7 God speed.
>> [_] Anon 3246220 Looks like we won the space race, boys!
>> [_] Anon 3246232 first nigger in space has actually a nigger been in space before?
>> [_] Anon 3246237 >># https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guion_Bluf ord
>> [_] Anon 3246297 >># ebin

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>> [_] Anon 3079567 of course it had to be black
>> [_] Anon 3079573 >># >money was spent on this >time was spent on this
>> [_] Anon 3079579 I doubt the veracity of your statement I do believe there is a very good chance one of the female astronauts on the space station took along a B.O.B. with them
>> [_] Anon 3079625 Jet Black Thunder
>> [_] Anon 3079681 For science.
>> [_] Anon 3079694 One glorious win for all sciencekind!
>> [_] Anon 3079700 Godspeed >># Yes, but this is the first recorded incident of a space-dildo. Very groundbreaking.

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>> [_] Anon 2659184 How do we know they didn't bring dildo's with them at the moon landing? Are you sure it's the FIRST?
>> [_] Anon 2659187 >># It's the first and last black dick that'll ever see the stars in your lifetime friend.
>> [_] Anon 2659237 >># >Implying that dicks can see. >Implying that if they could see, they wouldn't see the stars from earth.
>> [_] Anon 2659240 What is that classic space theme music called again?
>> [_] Anon 2659242 I don't think it is the first dildo in space, because there already were female astronauts...
>> [_] Anon 2659245 FAKE because you cant hear sound in space and you can hear the camera hit things.
>> [_] Anon 2659246 One small cunt for man... One... giant cock for mankind!
>> [_] Anon 2659254 >># It's fake because the earth is flat.
>> [_] Anon 2659263 >># >implying moon landing wasn't staged
>> [_] Anon 2659265 Your cock is the cock that will pierce the heavens.
>> [_] Anon 2659266 Such magnificence
>> [_] Anon 2659298 >># Also Sprach Zarathustra
>> [_] Anon 2659299 Simon did it.. pierced the heavens with thy cock
>> [_] Anon 2659300 >first dildo in space >implying it even left the mesosphere
>> [_] Anon 2659304 well actuality its ride just bellow the earths troposphere, so technically, its still earth bound.
>> [_] Anon 2659310 As soon as I saw it on efukt I knew I would see it agian on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2659351 >># Of the 14 black astronauts, 12 of them were male. Therefore, if this balloon actually made it *into* space (which it cannot, ), it would be the 13th at best.
>> [_] Anon 2659367 >># Darude - Spacestorm
>> [_] Anon 2659388 >># >implying it was
>> [_] Anon 2659398 >># flags don't move by themselves in space. and their shuttle seemed awfully clean for something that had just landed in a soil full of dust/sand (same dust in which they left footprints). Gravity is not a credible reference when it comes to space physics anon. oh and jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
>> [_] Anon 2659402 >># Darude- Starstorm
>> [_] Anon 2659407 Considering the way it was lifted is most likely a balloon based on the video, it would be impossible for it to reach past the upper atmosphere. So nope, not in space.

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>> [_] Anon 2339977 Truly, all of our efforts since the dawn of civilization have culminated in this triumphant display of human spirit.
>> [_] Anon 2339981 Yours is the dick that will pierce the heavens!
>> [_] Anon 2339997 Almost looks like it went into space. Trippy.
>> [_] Anon 2340015 Bravo sir. Bravo.
>> [_] Anon 2340059 >># Russel's dildo confirmed
>> [_] Anon 2340077 This was the response of mother Russia to USA about cancelling NASA partnership.
>> [_] Anon 2340101 >># Don't believe in your dick. Believe in the dick that believes in you!
>> [_] Anon 2340130 They sent a fucking dildo into space. I can't stop lolling

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>> [_] Anon 2223388 "Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
>> [_] Anon 2223397 I can't stop fucking laughing
>> [_] Anon 2223446 Impessive
>> [_] Anon 2223460 >># Oh yes.
>> [_] Anon 2223522 >># Was just about to post that
>> [_] Anon 2223563 I've tried the videos on youtubs... none of them have the right song in the background... where can I find this in all of its glory? Clearly, we have peaked as a civilization.
>> [_] Anon 2223565 >># Penetrate the heavens.
>> [_] Anon 2223567 >># http://efukt.com/21101_First_Sex_Toy_In_ Space.html
>> [_] Anon 2223577 I shed a tear I'm not ashamed to admit.