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[_] green means go Anon 3295055 it's been awhile
>> [_] Anon 3295059 those dying pig screams always make me kek
>> [_] Anon 3295073 KYAAAAAH
>> [_] Anon 3295082 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 3295085 can someone post the cartoon version?
>> [_] Anon 3295093 I swear I heard him say "owwie". Like, come on man. Keep at least a sliver of dignity. Or at least recognize the humor in your pain, laugh and cry it off.
>> [_] Anon 3295102 >># I give up, what did they think would happen?
>> [_] Anon 3295104 Doing this for a laugh with your friends is one thing, but when you plan to record this and upload it to the internet, I feel like dignity was the first thing to go.
>> [_] Anon 3295145 >># >># >># he had the sense to mask his face at least

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[_] Anon 3146329
>> [_] Anon 3146334 I hate those kind of drunks.
>> [_] Anon 3146341 can someone link the video of the guy who shoots his mouth in the back of a car and seems generally unimpressed with life
>> [_] Anon 3146342 do australians have nothing better to do
>> [_] Anon 3146343 >># What? Australians?
>> [_] Anon 3146344 >># http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a6b_14692 81192
>> [_] Anon 3146348 >># I FUCKIN hate you bruh
>> [_] Anon 3146441 How the fuck di that bullet not go through both cheeks and out the other side? Did it hit him in the jaw and ricochet down the back of his pharinx into his esophogus or what the fuck

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[_] Green means go Anon 3087810
>> [_] Anon 3087811 Fuckin Zack. Always takin' too long to help.
>> [_] Anon 3087812 what a fucking idiot
>> [_] Anon 3087818 never gets old
>> [_] Anon 3087819 I like it how this peasant suffers so much pain to give me a mild smile I don´t even have to pay him, he´s doing it for free
>> [_] Anon 3087832 i cringed hard when they pulled the spine out of his vein
>> [_] Anon 3087840 >># always lose it when his dumbass squeals like a stuck pig.
>> [_] Anon 3087872 IM CRYING I LOVE THIS SHIT
>> [_] Anon 3087923 >># You post this without posting the one where they eat a cactus?

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[_] Anon 2885690
>> [_] Anon 2885699 .....what did he expect to happen?
>> [_] Anon 2885704 >># he was about to fly over the city to deliver presents to all the little kids but something went catastrophically wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2885716 >># Well, when you are a bogan, unemployed and a waste of time and energy on the government and society in general, what else are you expected to do ? Oh right you were looking for an answer to why he threw himself into a cactus ? Fun of course.
>> [_] Anon 2885758 lol "OWWWIIIIEEEE"
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2885765 does anyone really know, where do we get these ...insane states of minds, where we feel that doing something so insanely stupid, and we KNOW it's going to hurt like a SoB, and yet we still do that shit anyway? Because we've ALL done it, at one point or another.
>> [_] Anon 2885786 >># To get tons of youtube views and subscribers
>> [_] Anon 2885789 >># I put this on my nuts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_R eaper
>> [_] Anon 2885792 >># You just need to be white.
>> [_] Anon 2885802 >># that vein there at the end though. kek

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[_] Why eat it when you can jump in it? Anon 2854981 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2855000 like a stuck pig.
>> [_] Anon 2855015 green means go
>> [_] Anon 2855095 >># cacti didn't survive through countless aeons in scorching barren environs just to be squished by a bipedal ham creature. They'll fuck you up, mang. They've learned a thing or two and they can teach you what they've know, but you gotta pay the price.
>> [_] Anon 2855114 >># im baffled as to what he thought would be the outcome, did he expect the cactus to tap out or somthing?
>> [_] Anon 2855124 >># it's from a stunt channel, they do it because money
>> [_] Anon 2855155 >># GREEN BEANS GO
>> [_] Anon 2855164 >># They lacked a referee, it seems. It's a shame; some harm could have been avoided.

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[_] Anon 2806782 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2806791 what did he expect
>> [_] Anon 2806800 literally sqealing like a pig
>> [_] Anon 2806856 'just gonna jump on this cactus, isn't gonna hurt at all.'
>> [_] Anon 2806858 Sons of Poseidon on youtube if anyone asks. It's a tribute to Jackass basically.
>> [_] Anon 2806875 >># It's Children of Poseidon.
>> [_] Anon 2806893 How do specimens like this bypass Natural Selection? I bet this fucker reproduced. I bet his kids all wind up jumping into cacti also. We're doomed.
>> [_] Anon 2806903 I love how he has boxing gloves on to protect his hands. Fucking genius. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2806908 > Zach? > Help. Me. Now. > AAAH AAAH
>> [_] Anon 2806923 Hah... Hahahaha... Jajajajajaja I've watched a lot of their videos. I think the most painful one to watch is the human dartboard. And while yes, the'yre really stupid, they're also really funny. I dunno why, but I love seeing people scream in shear pain.
>> [_] Anon 2806981 >># >I dunno why, but I love seeing people scream in shear pain. nerviouslaughter.webm
>> [_] Anon 2806984 >># natural selection is just a myth

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[_] kek Anon 2791245 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2791247 need.... oxygen.... >3< Serves the stupid fuck right. What would he expect? Never heard quite that lilt of scream from a large man before... *awkward wood*
>> [_] Anon 2791248 Zack, help me now. Help. Me. Now.
>> [_] Anon 2791249 The fuck did he expect? I hope those go septic. Darwinism needs to come through.
>> [_] Anon 2791253 These guys are heroes
>> [_] Anon 2791254 Owwie owwie!
>> [_] Anon 2791267 fucking kek man
>> [_] Anon 2791268 Anyone saying this man should die should be ashamed of themselves. He knew what would happen but he did it anyway for the fans.
>> [_] Anon 2791273 >># He expected to be in significant pain, need medical attention, and get a million views on his monetized youtube channel.
>> [_] Anon 2791276 look up children of poseidon on the youtubes
>> [_] Anon 2791296 he knew what he was getting into, it's not stupidity, just lack of respect for ones safety, which can be admirable. I definitely wouldn't have the cahones to jump into a cactus
>> [_] Anon 2791311 >># These bastards are fucking hard as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2791328 >># Fuckin' 'Straya >># This
>> [_] Anon 2791380 >Sorry m8 the camera wasn't on. >Gotta go again!
>> [_] Anon 2791391 >># watch the candlewax one
>> [_] Anon 2791407 Almost as good as the guy who ate the cactus. He was an aussie too. Might be the same guy.

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[_] Pain Anon 2736866 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2736879 Sounds like a dieing cow.
>> [_] Anon 2736894 Fuuuuck. Those are like toothpicks stabbed into you.
>> [_] Anon 2736907 Acupncture in a fast way
>> [_] WhiteMage 2736922 Well, you can tell genuine pain when they say ouchie and try to console themselves by saying go to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2736923 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Amp_k6 ElQ
>> [_] Anon 2736939 why would you scream like a bitch when you damn well knew what was going to happen if you jumped into a bunch of spikes?
>> [_] Anon 2736943 >># Expectations vs reality.
>> [_] Anon 2736950 What the fuck, mate. I don't even have fucking words. What the fuck are you doing.
>> [_] Anon 2736965 >acupuncture
>> [_] Helpful anon 2736969 >># >stoprenaminingflashesyoufaggot catctus body jump.swf
>> [_] Anon 2737008 ... okay.

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[_] Anon 2726057 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Jude 2726070 retard jump into a cactus he gets no sympathy from me.
>> [_] Anon 2726098 >># Man those Hog cries, and elbow
>> [_] Anon 2726141 >># What exactly was he expecting to happen here?
>> [_] Anon 2726142 Green means go.
>> [_] Anon 2726146 Owie.
>> [_] Anon 2726154 literally kek
>> [_] Anon 2726158 This is Eric Cartmen when he's older.
>> [_] Anon 2726159 Why, whats your motivation to do that.
>> [_] Anon 2726166 >># Doubtful, he's too smart for that. This is probably Butters being convinced by Eric to jump into a cactus.
>> [_] Anon 2726167 >># Green means go, red means nooooooooo... :D
>> [_] Anon 2726171 >># Straya.
>> [_] Anon 2726176 >># >I wanna be famous >like Johnny Knoxville and I thought that fad died many years ago
>> [_] Anon 2726179 >># They knew how to do it. And screaming like a little bitch, and demanding people "help" you out of your self inflicted predicament aren't part of "it" Holy shit I hate everytime one of these retarded kangaroo honkies make these videos.
>> [_] Anon 2726182 >># Ike, is that you?
>> [_] Jude 2726188 >># I was waiting for someone to make the reference
>> [_] Anon 2726199 I hope he loses something valuable next time he does something dumb again like an eye or a testicle.
>> [_] Anon 2726207 Now imagine if they were barbed.
>> [_] Anon 2726228 >># They are barbed.
>> [_] Anon 2726233 >># True
>> [_] Anon 2726247 >># the pig screams are great
>> [_] Anonymuos 2726249 >># Is your name Jude as in "Jew" or Jude the name?
>> [_] Anon 2726258 GREEN MEANS GO i don't understand the hate the do stupid shit and i get entertained I'm happy and they're happy too (apparently) its a win-win
>> [_] Jude 2726260 >># Jude the name like "Hey jude"
>> [_] Jude 2726264 >># how da fuck does his writhing in pain screaming of agony show them to be happy.
>> [_] Anon 2726271 >># who gives a fuck? im getting entertainment for FREE
>> [_] Anon 2726275 >the last second of footage where he pulls the needle out of his wrist and blood starts spurting out LEL
>> [_] Anon 2726286 >># Juden Verboten
>> [_] Anon 2726295 >># Youtube bucks. From what I remember, their channel is dedicated to stuff like this. You've probably seen another of their works, that alligator game where you tap its teeth to knock them down one-by-one until it chomps down but with razor blades added to the top of the mouth.
>> [_] Anon 2726296 >># Half the time these fuckers are drunk or high when doing it.
>> [_] Anon 2726303 >># No, that's just how retarded Australians are normally. They don't need drugs or alcohol to do stupid shit, they have entire sections of their brain dedicated to think of stupid shit to do. What's left over can barely handle the rest. That's why they talk so fucked up, because essentially, they have limited brain capability to act like a normal, functioning human being.

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[_] Green means go Anon 2663871 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2663897 >># Not only is he an idiot but he is a bitch too.
>> [_] Anon 2663899 So many things about this are great. From him squealing like a pig to "I'M GOING TO SLEEP" it all makes me laugh my ass off. The best thing about this is I looked on their youtube channel. These niggas just fuck with cactuses.
>> [_] Anon 2663900 >># I don't think I could ever call anyone who willingly jumps into a cactus a bitch. An idiot, yes of course. But never a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2663915 Green beans go
>> [_] Anon 2663926 OWWIIIEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2663929 >># Fine line between ballsy and stupid. Throwing yourself at a cactus is just stupid. Carrying on because you hurt yourself doing something which could only have hurt you is a bitch thing to do.
>> [_] Anon 2663932 Children of Poseidon used to be good, like a poor man's Jackass, but now they're just shit and don't do anything shocking. Painful, yes, but nothing shocking.
>> [_] Anon 2663997 >># it's so stupid he got millions of views on youtube and is getting paid for it now. so stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2664048 >># He has something with cacti, in one vid, one of his mates lost a bet and had to eat a cacti, he was barfing at the end. And crying of the pain. He finished the whole cacti.

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[_] Anon 2552359
>> [_] Anon 2552362 this always makes me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2552456 >># too fucking proud. what a bloke
>> [_] Anon 2552457 average day in australia I assume
>> [_] Anon 2552532 >I'm going to sleep! kek every time
>> [_] Anon 2552535 i have never not laughed at this >dat scream
>> [_] Anon 2552549 only way it could be better is if he said "hold my beer" first.

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[_] Anon 2508082 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2508101 this should be the als challenge, not the ice bucket challenge
>> [_] Anon 2508104 He screamed worse than that kid who got that Donkey Kong punch.
>> [_] Anon 2508209 topkek
>> [_] Anon 2508211 >># You would too in that situation, that shit is painful on a level you can not describe
>> [_] Anon 2508215 i got mad respect for that nigga
>> [_] Anon 2508251 Danga and Jeff, my babes
>> [_] Anon 2508252 jesus christ at the end pulling out the one in the vein fuuuck
>> [_] Anon 2508254 Not even in the topten worst things Children of Poseidon has done.

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[_] Anon 2500954 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2500958 >># And what did we learn today kids?
>> [_] Anon 2500959 >># That green means go.
>> [_] Anon 2500960 Is he a ded?
>> [_] Anon 2500963 >># exactly!
>> [_] Anon 2501003 I learned he's a fucking uidiot
>> [_] Anon 2501029 >># >uidiot
>> [_] Anon 2501088 >># You're a bitch if you don't do the cactus bodyslam.
>> [_] Anon 2501091 I nominate OP to do the cactus slam for ALS.
>> [_] Anon 2501130 >># And you're a pussy if you don't do it completely nude.
>> [_] Anon 2501140 Oy fill soy beid, men!

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[_] Anon 2447070 green means go
>> [_] Anon 2447071 the logic is sound
>> [_] Anon 2447072 why cant there be more people like this?
>> [_] Anon 2447114 >># I guess they don't live long.
>> [_] Anon 2447118 OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH These screams please me, as edgy as this sounds. My guilty pleasure is watching Jackass, those motherfuckers are funny. When dipshits like this do it, it's funny for a different reason, I guess.
>> [_] Anon 2447123 >># it's an evolutionary response, watching strangers do stupid things that hurts them both teahces you what NOT to do and your amusement shames them, thus providing negative social ramifications on top of the physical ones. TL;DR Shadenfruede is fun
>> [_] Anon 2447141 fun fact this was filmed in my home town by Children of Poseidon
>> [_] Anon 2447145 >># >lives in Aus I'm so sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2447149 >># Schadenfruede. FUCK YOU LADY, THATS WHAT STAIRS ARE FOR
>> [_] Anon 2447168 I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
>> [_] Anon 2447188 sounds like a pig yo

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[_] It's no Cactus Munch, but meh Anon 2440025 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2440030 What did that accomplish? Is he just going to go brag to his friends and be like "Yeah, I jump into a cactus tree like a fucking idiot".
>> [_] Anon 2440051 Why is he sorry?
>> [_] Anon 2440067 I assume natural selection will play a big role in what's left of this man's life, assuming it hasn't already.
>> [_] Anon 2440088 YEAH STRAYA CUNT
>> [_] Anon 2440117 >># Why do people keep saying that when this is posted?
>> [_] Anon 2440124 >># Probably because this was in Australia?
>> [_] Anon 2440128 >># >implying that's even fucking word
>> [_] Anon 2440137 >># >implying people couldn't get STRAYA out of AuSTRAYIA
>> [_] Anon 2440140 He's squealing like a pig at one point
>> [_] Anon 2440151 >># >Implying people see the word 'STRAYA' and get confused as to whether its a word or not. What is this thing in front of me? Its made of letters, and part of a sentence, could it be a word? I am not sure.
>> [_] Anon 2440155 you faggots could only dream of having fun.
>> [_] Anon 2440182 theres more of these idiots one of them eating a cactus and one of them playing cactus dodge ball
>> [_] Anon 2440190 >># Ok, I request more cactus videos from Australia.
>> [_] Anon 2440197 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g54 7Ik Eating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24xeMUpv wCY&list=TL0cRYKF5YTqeeavmkvR-UWYgQMGR-jE vi dodgeball

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[_] 'STRAYA, CUNT! Anon 2437068
>> [_] Anon 2437107 Fucking Australians.
>> [_] Anon 2437113 the kid deserved to be cactus'd but the cactus didn't deserve to be body slammed
>> [_] Anon 2437125 >># I think the cactus defended itself pretty well.
>> [_] Anon 2437154 that poor cactus "OOOWWWIIIEEEEE"
>> [_] Anon 2437180 Gets me every time. "Green means go. MMREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
>> [_] Anon 2437186 why does this never cease to be funny?
>> [_] Anon 2437204 >ZACK, HELP ME NOW. HELP ME NOW. this is always my favorite part
>> [_] Anon 2437222 AM GAWIN TA SLEYP AM GAWIN TA FACKIN SLEYP
>> [_] Anon 2437292 dat screeching
>> [_] Anon 2437305 >># I would have told this bloke to blow hard fucking idiot... lol
>> [_] Anon 2437316 What did he think was gonna happen?
>> [_] Anon 2437323 I know it probably hurts like hell but that moaning about it... I have nothing but contempt for this dumb motherfucker.

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[_] Anon 2426975 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2426995 [Anguish Intensifes]
>> [_] Anon 2426997 Fucking idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2427006 Let's just impale ourselves with hundreds of 4 inch spikes.
>> [_] Anon 2427007 ahh, another darwin award candidate ^^
>> [_] Anon 2427008 "OOOWWWIIIEEEE"
>> [_] Anon 2427052 i always lose my shit when he starts screaming at the top of his lungs
>> [_] Anon 2427059 Piggy is hurt.
>> [_] Anon 2427081 Had this running in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOfIl23Ar eo mixed really well with the flash.
>> [_] Anon 2427131 'Stralia
>> [_] Anon 2427132 >># I prefer this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXHkRm1 VNo
>> [_] Anon 2427144 >># Yeah. Wow. What a fucking idiot.

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>> [_] Anon 2424375 Green means go.
>> [_] Anon 2424433 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OWIE OWIE OWIE FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! What did he think was going to happen
>> [_] Anon 2424437 >># He was trying to kill himself.
>> [_] Anon 2424474 >># Hopefully one of these days he'll try to pull a Houdini out of a trash compactor and fail. It'll be funny watching his retarded friends trying to pull him out before his torso gets flattened.
>> [_] Anon 2424488 I always have to open this and watch at least until that initial groan
>> [_] Anon 2424604 some of those needles are like fucking 4 inches long he could have had a scrotal shish-kabob
>> [_] Anon 2424605 >Australian acupuncture

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[_] you must obey traffic laws xXgZusxCr15t<3r69Xx 2422609 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2422717 Makes sense
>> [_] Anon 2422720 Seemed like a good idea at the time?

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[_] OWWIIEE Anon 2418934 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2418952 >># wutta bitch
>> [_] Anon 2418958 why
>> [_] Anon 2418961 what a dumb ass
>> [_] Anon 2418984 >># Because green means go.
>> [_] Anon 2419005 If seeking acupuncture always consult a professional, failure to do so may result in squealing like a pig.
>> [_] Anon 2419010 That seems like a good way to puncture a lung
>> [_] Anon 2419023 IM GOIN TO FUCKIN SLEEP
>> [_] Anon 2419059 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 2419122 >># he is kill
>> [_] Anon 2419150 dumbass

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[_] AAAAAAAAAAAAA Anon 2409674 AAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 2409686 >># why
>> [_] Anon 2409701 >># Australia
>> [_] Anon 2409727 nigga never watched looney tunes
>> [_] Anon 2409738 Fucking Children of Poseidon man..
>> [_] Anon 2409740 STRAYA CUNT
>> [_] Anon 2409743 >># >2012 >still using yahoo >actually putting a fucking email address in the email field It's like you're actually mentally retarded or something.
>> [_] Anon 2409760 EVOLUTION AMIRIGHT?
>> [_] Anon 2409805 For what purpose?

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[_] blow yeah Anon 2406043 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2406059 OWWWWWIEEEEE OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUGH Welcome to /b/.
>> [_] Anon 2406062 all of my why
>> [_] Anon 2406063 >># You forgot FUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK
>> [_] Anon 2406070 >># >Zac help me now! My name is Zac and I panicked
>> [_] Anon 2406085 for what purpose
>> [_] Anon 2406086 I liked the part where he squeels like a piggy.
>> [_] Anon 2406087 >># Because Australia.
>> [_] Anon 2406097 >># You're not a true man until you do.
>> [_] Anon 2406105 what a fucking baby
>> [_] Anon 2406145 >># Alcohol does things to you.
>> [_] Anon 2406161 >># So does being a chubby faggot...
>> [_] Anon 2406170 >green means go
>> [_] Anon 2406177 >does stupid stunt >thinks he will laugh like retarded, like many on that "business do" >he actually is a big pussy and squeals like a pig at least act like a retarded the right way!
>> [_] Anon 2406183 Children of Poseidon's most popular video. Their newer ones are funny as fuck aswell
>> [_] Anon 2406195 If you have ever gad cactus needles in you, it really sucks. They are surprisingly hard to get out of you.
>> [_] Anon 2406196 >># wat

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>> [_] Anon 2389028 >># HELP ME NOW! I would have left him to bleed.
>> [_] Anon 2389032 protip; green does not mean go
>> [_] Anon 2389054 Why did he think this was a good idea.
>> [_] Anon 2389064 >># I'm pretty sure they're well aware of the stupid shit they do since they have multiple videos of them hurting themselves with cactuses. They probably just do it to get famous on Youtube or some shit.
>> [_] Manliness in an easy age. Manly McButchstud 2389073 Courage is important. Our lives are so easy, some have to resort to such "fight club" antics to exhibit it.
>> [_] Anon 2389211 >># oh i wish people would express their courage in areas that matter. but even guys who bath in icy waters or jump in a cactus just for lulz aint got no courage these days
>> [_] Anon 2389224 Shit was cash
>> [_] Anon 2389237 >># Courage is facing a fear, so I suppose you're right. He does fear the catcus.

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[_] Anon 2386837 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2386838 >># this nigga sound like a raptor
>> [_] Anon 2386846 Green means go. MMMMMMRAHHH
>> [_] Anon 2386848 That's right squeal like a pig mah boy.
>> [_] Anon 2386854 SQUEEE
>> [_] Anon 2386876 >># Why?
>> [_] Anon 2386879 Its all fun and games till something hits a vein.. and boom, hes bleeding like a pig.. Some more of those and hed have a serious problem. Like this, its problably just a guy squeeeeking
>> [_] Anon 2386881 I was hoping he'd actually body slam it and not turn like a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2386963 i cringed a few times. what a fucking retard
>> [_] Anon 2387001 OWIIIIE
>> [_] Anon 2387004 Aussie took 52 damage! Critical hit!

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[_] Anon 2373045 Green Means Go Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2373046 he seemed kinda surprised it hurt
>> [_] Anon 2373047 Why would you do this?
>> [_] Anon 2373054 >># this is why evolution exists
>> [_] Neko 2373061 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2373063 I'd bet you squeal like a pig boy!
>> [_] Anon 2373077 what a faggot cacti are pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 2373078 >># prolly lost a bet or just retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2373081 autism meter is off the charts!
>> [_] Anon 2373127 I must say if you actually decide to jump into a cactus. Then you fucking deserve what happens.
>> [_] Anon 2373210 These guys are awesome. Also, doesn't seem like anyone knows what they are talking about here. It's a stunt group called student of poseidon. My favorite one is where they eat a fucking cactus
>> [_] Anon 2373213 >># children of poseiden i mean
>> [_] Anon 2373220 you supposed to sip them, not SLAM DOWN!
>> [_] Anon 2373222 you will never be man enough to body slam a cactus

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[_] Anon 2360689
>> [_] Anon 2360745 Wild shrieking translation, "Oh man I'm such a badass, gonna have pussy for days"
>> [_] Anon 2360835 why

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[_] Anon 2345840
>> [_] Anon 2345842 squealing howaito piggu As expected of a country born from fugitives
>> [_] Anon 2345946 Some people
>> [_] Anon 2345949 wouldditchanddriveaway/10
>> [_] Anon 2345964 some people have too much time or too few brain cells or in this case, both
>> [_] Anon 2346023 Isn't this the fag that ate the cactus?

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>> [_] Anon 2336455 STRAYA CUNT.
>> [_] Anon 2336462 Cunt squeals like a pig m8.
>> [_] Anon 2336464 Why would you do that?
>> [_] Anon 2336466 straya yeh
>> [_] Anon 2336530 Cringe every time
>> [_] Anon 2336555 wouldleaveinthemiddleofnowhereforbeingsu chabitch/10
>> [_] Anon 2336598 Gotta love them Australians.
>> [_] Anon 2336605 >># Cacti have some fun chemicals that absolutely fuck your life.

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[_] Post people doing stupid shit Anon 2308853
>> [_] Anon 2308854 /r cactus grab
>> [_] Anon 2308875 I love how he fucking starts yelling and crying like a little kid when he realizes how much pain he's in and starts screaming "OWWWWIE! OWWWWWWWWIE!" Fucking gold.
>> [_] Anon 2308879 /board
>> [_] Anon 2308953 He seriously squealed like a pig. This is great.
>> [_] Anon 2308964 >green means go

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>> [_] Anon 2301264 Dat pig squeal
>> [_] Anon 2301273 Fuckin' Straya

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>> [_] Anon 2278703 why
>> [_] Anon 2278708 >># Australian passtime
>> [_] Anon 2278709 And then, his booboos got infected and he had to go to the doctor.
>> [_] Anon 2278720 my favorite is cactus dodgeball. Crazy straya cunts
>> [_] Anon 2278747 what a fucking retard
>> [_] Anon 2278768 >dat death cry
>> [_] Anon 2278774 Holy shit, those screams are fucking terrifying.
>> [_] Anon 2278812 WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN stupid fucking strayans
>> [_] Anon 2278824 AHHHHHHHHHHHH Zach help me now. Help. Me. Now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2278834 Australian ritual, you have to do this weekly
>> [_] Anon 2278840 The fuck did he think was gonna happen?? Is he drunk or just fucking retarded?
>> [_] Anon 2278847 Redneck acupuncture.
>> [_] Dongolev 2278856 CoP are pretty based. I liked the spud gun nutshot.
>> [_] Anon 2278875 Those fucking screems are straight out of BF4 holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2278876 I thought this guy was American.

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>> [_] Anon 2272086 why would you do this?
>> [_] Anon 2272094 That last thorn
>> [_] Anon 2272116 FUUUCK FUUUUUCK SQUEEEE- HweEEEE snk snk SQUEEEE oink oink oink
>> [_] Anon 2272141 from a fucktard to pussy in a one jump
>> [_] Anon 2272241 Darwinism at it's finest.
>> [_] Anon 2272268 he don't even took it like a man, he's literally squirming like a pig At least the guy who ate the cactus don't screamed like that
>> [_] Anon 2272335 this is, in no uncertain terms, truly horrifying...
>> [_] Anon 2272357 these guys never explain why

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>> [_] Anon 2270526 I get no pleasure from seeing this, only cringe. Why?
>> [_] Anon 2270530 >># because cacti are pretty cool and this guy is just a complete idiot. he got what he deserved
>> [_] Anon 2270532 I love when he starts squealing like a piggy
>> [_] Anon 2270534 IM GOING TO SLEEP!
>> [_] Anon 2270535 >># cmon and slam, and welcome to the jam
>> [_] Anon 2270568 why in the shit did he do that
>> [_] Anon 2270632 >># They have three videos. This one, cactus hand grab, and cactus toss. All three make me sad that we can't just murder these people to improve the gene pool.
>> [_] Anon 2270638 >># By using the word murder, you've acknowledged them as proper human beings. You should've used the work kill, or perhaps try and be less of an euphoric faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2270672 >># They don't have "three" they have easily over 10 He fucking /eats/ a cactus one time.
>> [_] Anon 2270708 >># where
>> [_] Anon 2270726 >># dude, there are 5 on /f/ right now, and if you check swfchan for "eating cactus" you'll see it.

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>> [_] Anon 2267434 These are Australians. These are my cunts.
>> [_] Anon 2267435 >># how often do you jump into cacti each day?
>> [_] Anon 2267465 Holy fucking shit my sides.swf
>> [_] Anon 2267468 dat last fucking needle oh god
>> [_] Anon 2267470 I can't even imagine how bored you'd have to be.
>> [_] Anon 2267482 >that deathcry holy shit my sides
>> [_] Anon 2267502 If you're going to be dumb, then you'd better be tough.
>> [_] Anon 2267504 >># >These are Australians Oh jesus, so the cactus was poisonous on top of all that??
>> [_] Anon 2267525 OWEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2267530 >># >my sides are orbiting jupiter
>> [_] Anon 2267544 http://www.youtube.com/user/ChildrenOfPo seidon Enjoy.
>> [_] Anon 2267601 Not even for a $1million.
>> [_] Anon 2267616 >># Oh yes. And not just poisonous. It was drunk too.

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>> [_] Anon 2265437 >OWIE >OWIEEE
>> [_] Anon 2265438 yuo are smart
>> [_] Anon 2265441 This is amazing
>> [_] Anon 2265462 farkken siq kunts ay
>> [_] Anon 2265487 jfc why would you do that
>> [_] Anon 2265562 Screams like a stuck pig I can fap to that
>> [_] Anon 2265575 It's not even 'straya Day yet.
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2265588 It makes be feel better that this guy probably can no longer reproduce.

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[_] Anon 2253485 nvur 4git
>> [_] Anon 2253493 dat pig squeal
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 2253503 >># I tried my best not to laugh, but you just had to say that didn't you. Three minutes of calm composure lost
>> [_] Anon 2253506 I lost it at owieee
>> [_] Anon 2253512 why?
>> [_] Anon 2253528 OOOWEEEEEEE I shouldn't laugh, but goddamn what led to them doing this?
>> [_] Anon 2253578 >># Why would you expect that not to happen? I bet if the catus had the ability to speak, it'd be laughing it's ass off.
>> [_] Anon 2253589 He does this for a living. They played dogeball with cactuses, and ate them, then got hit with darts, then lit himself on fire (without fireproof gear). I don't understand how they have the motivation to continue doing this. I forgot the channel name, but just google "eating a cactus" and you'll get to the channel.

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>> [_] Anon 2251838 fucking stralia
>> [_] Anon 2251876 just, why would u do that?
>> [_] Anon 2251881 fucking owch
>> [_] Anon 2251938 straya cunt
>> [_] Anon 2251958 jesus fucking christ
>> [_] Anon 2251959 well, that's one way to do DIY accupuncture.
>> [_] Anon 2252024 Get out of here logic, we're being Jackass.
>> [_] Anon 2252032 He's still not the sickest cunt in the whole o straya.

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>> [_] Anon 2247358 did he died??
>> [_] Anon 2247359 Man what a bunch of pricks.
>> [_] Anon 2247370 Why would you do that!?!?
>> [_] Anon 2247382 blood loss, lucky not to the neck, upto an inch deep
>> [_] Anon 2247398 I don't understand. Was he expecting NOT to get turned into human pin cushion?
>> [_] Anon 2247400 Typical britfag.
>> [_] Anon 2247402 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1caB1EDeh 2Q
>> [_] Anon 2247413 >># Silly American, he's obviously a lower class convict. An Australian to be precise
>> [_] Anon 2247415 >># Same thing
>> [_] Anon 2247418 Typical Australian Christmas
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2247427 Let's all hope and pray this guy isn't able to reproduce. Cause you know his kids are going to be just as stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2247433 >># cactus needle to the testicle
>> [_] Anon 2247434 >># i watched the entire thing, all episodes. i feel violated
>> [_] Anon 2247440 >># If Australians are English then you are too, idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2247442 Every time I see this i laugh. When he starts really shrieking like a little bitch and then his butt buddy friend says, "I feel so bad for you..." Thank god these morons are cumming in each others asses and will never reproduce.
>> [_] Anon 2247451 I FUCKING LOSE IT WHEN HE SQUEALS LIKE PIG!
>> [_] Anon 2247452 how did he think it was going to end?
>> [_] Anon 2247489 >># Wish granted! He's also the star of "Quest for the Ultimate Nutshot" by the Children of Poseidon.
>> [_] Anon 2247549 >># there is a god
>> [_] Anon 2247557 >green is good.
>> [_] Anon 2247587 >># They are australian idiot
>> [_] Anon 2247590 oh god o man dose screams.

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>> [_] Anon 2243628 this is what he gets for being a dumbass
>> [_] Anon 2243637 These cacti are complete cunts. Fuckin' heat sensitive curling action
>> [_] Anon 2243638 Squeel like a pig boy.
>> [_] Anon 2243639 he could've gotten one in the wrong place, and he would've been dead.
>> [_] Anon 2243641 what a disrespectful faggot, he deserves this
>> [_] Anon 2243646 >># What is this now?
>> [_] Anon 2243648 >># That last one he pulled out, man...
>> [_] Anon 2243675 Advance Australia Fair~
>> [_] Anon 2243729 Wow, this seemed to be a good idea first, no?
>> [_] Anon 2243758 is the cactus okay ?
>> [_] Anon 2243769 >># Except he's not, so it's hilarious. If he DID die, it'd be even more hilarious.

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>> [_] Anon 2233940 Why would you think, this was a good idea? Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 2233947 >># That's just it anon, they didn't think. They're Australians, they lack the capacity.
>> [_] Anon 2233948 >># what do you expect from a guy who calls a glove "the hand thing"
>> [_] Anon 2233962 >># Why did Jackass exist? Because people will do stupid shit to themselves for attention.
>> [_] Anon 2233967 >># Dude was in a lot of pain. Probably couldn't remember the word "glove" in the moment. But seriously this is fucking retarded. Imagine if everybody got themselves publicly decapitated in order to get attention. Fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2233970 is this the same motherfucker who ate the cactus also? i don't think he does this for attention, i think he likes testing himself or something. you don't do shit like this for attention and do it more than once. this man lives for danger.
>> [_] Knonymous 2233974 >># No, the guy who ate the cactus is one of the dudes pulling the cactus needles out of this guy.
>> [_] Anon 2233999 >># >implying you will ever be as manly as this man
>> [_] Anon 2234000 >># They need to do jack off with a cactus. They've already eaten one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547 Ik Also, nice dub-dub-trips.
>> [_] Anon 2234002 And idiot of the year goes to...
>> [_] Anon 2234012 >># nice dub dub trips >># nice trips
>> [_] Anon 2234048 I don't know what they fucking expected
>> [_] Anon 2234066 The way he screamed "It hurts!" makes me wonder what he expected to happen when he jumped into a cactus. Did he expect it to be like getting a shot or something?
>> [_] Anon 2234091 >># And you can make a comparison like this how?
>> [_] Anon 2234096 natural selection at its finest.
>> [_] Anon 2234097 >># what's with the extra comma?
>> [_] Anon 2234110 >># Thig guy's a total boss. I'd be afraid like a fuck I'd get a cactus in my anus or something
>> [_] Anon 2234112 >># Clearly he ment for it to be read as: Why would you think (pause) This was a good idea. The internet does not follow standardized english and i suggest you get used to it.
>> [_] Anon 2234116 Holy fucking shit I lost it when he said "owie"
>> [_] Anon 2234124 >># When trying to do something stupid like this, you can't think about it beforehand. You just gotta go for it. You gotta be tight and loose at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 2234135 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baw2XMPoZ eA turn on the fucking captions. holy shit im dying here >yeah mad dude, regard to our homie
>> [_] Anon 2234148 >># No excuse can be made to forget what a glove is... especially when you're wearing one.
>> [_] Anon 2234149 >># getting a shot hurts though

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>> [_] Anon 2227406 Id this the kind of things that girls like? Should I be doing it too?
>> [_] Anon 2227410 >># im a girl and I get wet when men shove cacti up their ass
>> [_] Anon 2227413 I hope one hit his balls so he can't reproduce.
>> [_] Anon 2227426 SWEET JESUS WHAT THE HELL. Cactuses are the WORST. I grabbed one in the dark as a kid, was horrible. That pig-like shriek he makes says it all really. Don't fuck with cactuses.
>> [_] Anon 2227442 >># Are you sure that was a cactus you where grabbing in the dark as a kid?
>> [_] Anon 2227446 Opened the flash wondering if someone was slamming someone into a cactus, mainly to be cruel. Sees an idiot about to throw himself into a cactus and I'm hoping he does it. Watch him scream in pain asking for help "RIGHT NOW!" and I can't help but laugh and think to myself that he got exactly what he deserve. No sympathy for retards like that. None.
>> [_] Anon 2227452 >># sounds like he grabbed my penis
>> [_] Anon 2227454 Sounds like a spoiled little brat. Too bad it didnt pierce his testicles and/or tongue so he could shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 2227456 Does that mean you have a prickly pair?
>> [_] Anon 2227457 is this what they do for fun in australia?
>> [_] Anon 2227472 mexican acupuncture
>> [_] Anon 2227478 >># *claps violently*
>> [_] Anon 2227480 >># only in america...
>> [_] Anon 2227483 >># if whatever he grabbed was your dick.... you should probly get that checked out man, people shouldnt be able to mistake it for a cactus
>> [_] Anon 2227509 >># are you deaf
>> [_] Anon 2227513 What's with all these cactus videos lately?
>> [_] Anon 2227514 >># >Aussie accents >America
>> [_] Anon 2227517 >># My kid sister who was like 5 at the time handed it to me as I was playing a video game. OH WAIT LOL, YEA I SEE. YOU WRYLY INTERCHANGED "CACTUS" WITH "PENIS". CUZ PEOPLE HAVENT REPLACED EVERY FUCKING OBJECT IN EVERY FUCKING CONCEIVABLE CONVERSATION THROUGH THE COURSE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION WITH DICKS AND VAGINAS. THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE.
>> [_] Anon 2227518 >># youre a huge pussy this guys genes should be coveted compared to your bitch shit
>> [_] Anon 2227519 Hilarious. Would hang out with.
>> [_] Anon 2227521 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAH >OOOOOOOOOOOW >AAAAAAAAAAAAAH >OOOOOOOOOOWIE Why the fuck would you cry in pain when you willing jumped into a cactus It's like you don't know what you're getting into
>> [_] Anon 2227525 Hawlucha used Flying Press! Hawlucha was hurt by the opponent's Ferrothorn's Iron Barbs! Hawlucha was hurt by the opponent's Ferrothorn's Rocky Helmet!
>> [_] Anon 2227527 >># Hahahaha my fuckin sides 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2227530 >># I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2227540 >># Yes, it is what they do for fun. The rest of us point and laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2227542 So I see the Discovery channel is having the 'natural selection' special again?
>> [_] Anon 2227543 Not to nit pick or anything, but is that really a body slam? It looks more like a cactus flop.
>> [_] Anon 2227545 >># because painful things are painful
>> [_] Anon 2227557 >># Quotable
>> [_] Anon 2227591 >># cactuse new meme thank [s4s] :v)
>> [_] Anon 2227596 >I'm sorry man, I'm sorry I really don't think you have anything to apologize for, unless you're expressing your sympathy that he's a fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 2227598 this is the single most horrible thing i have seen on 4chan, ever
>> [_] Anon 2227609 Seems like they made him do this on some kind of bet
>> [_] Anon 2227610 Stupid-Ass.
>> [_] Anon 2227611 >># It's from a youtube channel called "Children of Poseidon" and literally all they do is fucking stupid stuff
>> [_] Anon 2227612 >># 4Chan 0.3 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
>> [_] Anon 2227613 >># No, these guys are idiots who do it for Youtube numbers.
>> [_] Anon 2227614 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 2227626 This is golden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLVwH6sS 2QA
>> [_] Anon 2227627 Fucking hilarious. It's just a shame he didn't die from this stupidity.
>> [_] Anon 2227640 >># aomeone need to edit this and put a hawlucha.
>> [_] Anon 2227663 green means go