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[_] I said good day. William 2293002 Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2293114 I tried bringing the size of the picture down, still felt like it was running 10 frames per second, although I suppose that's pretty good considering that any more and they'd have to sacrifice picture quality. As far as granpa jones there goes, shit... they were gonna go out of there without telling him they fucked up? Maybe if they had took him aside and says "uhh, mr wonka sir? we kinda did a bad thing back there..."

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[_] Good day, sir. Anon 2245199 I said good day.
>> [_] Anon 2245200 Good times
>> [_] Anon 2245230 Gotta wash and sterilize that ceiling.
>> [_] Anon 2245253 >># Jesus Christ, Granddad was an asshole. He spent all day in bed, shitting himself and never having to work, and then when Charlie finds the Golden Ticket, lo and behold, he can suddenly get up and walk again. Not only that, but he can dance, too! And then, while touring the factory, he convinces Charlie to drink some of that Fizzy Lifting Drink. That whole incident with the ceiling fan was entirely Granddad's fault. And even though him and Charlie clearly violated the rules and stole from Wonka, Granddad still had the audacity to call Wonka a crook, somehow believing Wonka's behavior was in any way out of line. Oh, yeah, I am mad.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2245254 Needs massive dubstep at the end of this.
>> [_] Anon 2245270 This needs to get cut with UHF. "You get nothing!" "ABSORUTERY NOSSING! SO STUPID!"
>> [_] Anon 2245282 >># it exists, but kill yourself anyway
>> [_] Anon 2245292 There is something almost brutally honest about Gene Wilder in this movie. The man starts a business on nothing more than a dream, and by the end of the film he's dealing with the most basic human failures threatening his life's work. "There is no life I know, To Compare with Pure Imagination! Living there, You'll be free, If you truly wish to be..."
>> [_] Anon 2245354 http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=1417 22&n=You+Get+Nothing%21+You+Lose%21.swf