File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:02:08 No.2857840
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:08:10 No.2857850
Would it be as cringey if he was fit?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:17:35 No.2857857
>>2857850
>sporting a Wakizashi
>any year after 2000
yes
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:18:18 No.2857859
sick
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:19:04 No.2857861
A WATER BOTTLE KILLED HIS PARENTSSSSSSSSS
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:22:55 No.2857865
81/10 would party with
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:44:41 No.2857880
>>2857840
I feel like he's going to hurt himself with the way he unzips his dick
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:55:14 No.2857887
I don't know much about blades, but it at least looks like he knows how to handle blades, despite
his extreme autism. I think.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)01:56:46 No.2857889
>>2857887
That i can agree one, I assume any other autist who tried this would be scarred mess across their
face resembling pasta
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:06:39 No.2857894
slash kay slash
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:08:29 No.2857897
>>2857889
I disagree. His form is as poor as his shape, and you fucking know it. At least half of these
clips are him chopping through bottles, there is no extreme ninja slicing action, as there should
be. He clearly is not any sort of professional, which I am. You should be able to tell that I'm a
professional swordsman because I have stated that he is not, needlessly implying that I obviously
am.
You can be sure that I am a true professional because I
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:09:56 No.2857900
>>2857897
never finished my post?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:20:00 No.2857911
I gotta admit that does sort of look fun. This is the kind of thing I'd do if I was sure no one
was watching, not film myself doing.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:20:26 No.2857912
Strangely impressive?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:26:06 No.2857917
>>2857840
only red shirt can into edge alignment.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)02:27:48 No.2857919
>>2857900
yeah the database can do that sometimes
i think it was because you
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:05:33 No.2857953
>>2857887
It does seem like he's at least watched professionals do it, he's not simply waving them around
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:12:26 No.2857963
Take that, ISIS
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:16:34 No.2857965
>>2857897
Copypasta is real hard to do. It should only be attempted by a real professional, which I am. You
should be able to tell that I'm a professional pasta troll because I have stated that you are
not, needlessly implying that I obviously am.
You can be sure that I am a true professional because I
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:31:03 No.2857976
>>2857919
light a candl
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:34:27 No.2857979
>>2857976
e.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:39:30 No.2857983
damn! Jon Tron put on some more weight.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)03:53:13 No.2857994
Pretty good form tbh
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:06:14 No.2858000
>>2857965
light a candle.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:10:07 No.2858001
>>2857840
Imagine some thirsty as fuck child in Africa watching this.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:14:34 No.2858008
>>2858001
This video would be banned in Africa lol
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:26:24 No.2858015
>stabbing with a katana outside Hollywood
>those unnecessary wibble wobbles he does after to look cool
Yarp. Burdy goo form u gais.
I'm just glad he's getting some exorcise.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:27:30 No.2858016
>>2857840
I am a mount franklin water bottle and I was triggered by this post. Thanks you asshole
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:33:29 No.2858019
I liked it when the top part of the bottle fell back into the bottom part.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)04:55:19 No.2858033
I'd still win in a fight to the death. I just need to keep my distance and starve him for 50
minutes so he'll commit seppuku.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)05:05:30 No.2858038
The freak clearly knows just enough to be dangerous, mostly to himself.
His form is shit, noodle arms, limp bendy wrists, no-slice/all-smash, etc.
Betcha he can't slice a bullet out of the air speeding toward his face.
fake ninja - 0
irony - 1
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)05:11:00 No.2858040
>>2858001
>implying said child uses a computer
We're talking about a little Ethiopian living in a cowshit hut, where electricity, if it were
ever seen would be regarded as the work of dark sorcerers out to steal souls...
or the uncommonly wealthy one able to afford shoes?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)05:20:01 No.2858041
>>2857840
Fucking christ this is the worst edge alignment I've ever seen. He might as well be using a
hammer instead of a sword.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)05:23:39 No.2858043
>Japanese Samurai watching him from the distance be like
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)05:39:50 No.2858047
>>2858038
>Implying you need to slice or even dodge incoming bullet
I am 0% mad
nanomachines - 1
robot ninja - 0
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)05:48:01 No.2858050
>>2857840
>>2857840
I really hate to be one of those people, but in this case, I can't fucking help it. Just look at
that ! Fucking clean water, used like it was nothing, meanwhile .. etc. you know the drill.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)06:34:53 No.2858068
i bet he doesnt even drink water
