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[_] Anon 1978074 post your libs
>> [_] Anon 1978079 "No, seriously. I'm a pretty ugly person. But I saw this one man last week and boy was it seductive. This cute guy was at Olive Garden and he started fucking shoes. I was like, 'uguuuu~! You're fucking shoes.' He told me to stop licking him. I cut on his shoes."
>> [_] Anon 1978131 "No, seriously. I'm a pretty juicy person. But I saw this one penis last week and boy was it floppy. This dippy guy was at Olive Garden and he started pissing sausages. I was like, 'Buscemi! You're pissing sausages.' He told me to stop waffling him. I dicked on his shoes."
>> [_] Anon 1978134 >># Jesus fucking Christ mfw we both used Olive Garden
>> [_] Anon 1978186 No, seriously. I'm a pretty gay person. But I saw this one fag last week and boy was it homo. This faggy guy was at buttfuckers and he started fucking fags. I was like, 'DICKS!! You're fucking fags.' He told me to stop fucking him. I ejaculated on his shoes.
>> [_] Anon 1978212 No, seriously. I'm a pretty sexually person. But I saw this one nigger last week and boy was it slowly. This anal guy was at taco bell and he started sucking niggers. I was like, 'niggers!! You're sucking niggers.' He told me to stop fucking him. I was on his shoes.