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[_] Nigger 3099327 I'll play someone at chess, you go first. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Nigger 3099328 Oh shit, I thought it had a 2 player mode.
>> [_] Anon 3099333 the fuck, AI just cheated. Bishops can't move sideways, is this a troll flash? That's pretty diabolical, getting someone invested in a game of chess and then moving pieces in random directions.
>> [_] Nigger 3099334 >># Really? I played two games and the moves were legal for me. It's probably just buggy, since it won't allow castling and probably not en passant.
>> [_] Anon 3099337 >># castles just fine for me, maybe you were trying to do it illegally
>> [_] Anon 3099338 >># It does cheat. I just moved my queen to F7 for checkmate, the fucking cheater took my queen with king. IN CHECKMATE. >Shallow = doesn't know the goddamn rules of chess.
>> [_] Nigger 3099342 >># Give picture?
>> [_] Anon 3099350 Beat it on deep but it had me behind on points most of the game Thankfully it's not good at seeing ahead
>> [_] Anon 3099354 >># t i n y u r l . c o m /jewmzh9
>> [_] Anon 3099358 it won't let me en passant
>> [_] Nigger 3099360 >># It seems like you don't know the rules of chess. The rules for the king are: 1 can only move in the 8 squares around it, with the exception of castling. 2 can't move into check. The rules for being in check are Move the king to a square where it is not threatened. Capture the threatening piece (possibly with the king). Block the check by placing a piece between the king and the opponent's threatening piece https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_of_c hess#Check
>> [_] Nigger 3099361 >># Ah the UI is dumb and higlights the rook when you want to castle, not the space that the king actually moves to.
>> [_] Anon 3099380 >># Set it to 'deep'. Fucking thing beat my ass three times in a row. I'll try again tomorrow.
>> [_] Anon 3099385 This is super broken. >bishop can sometimes move side to side and up and down as well as diagonally >knight can sometimes not move at all >rook can sometimes move only some number of spaces forward, and sometimes not at all
>> [_] Anon 3099387 played on "shallow" and got my ass handed to me. guess i'm fucking autistic.
>> [_] Anon 3099399 >># you got him in check. there is no rule against the king taking a piece that is attacking it.
>> [_] Anon 3099404 >># >autistic If you really were autistic at chess you'd win.
>> [_] Anon 3099407 >># dont expect every shitty chess flash to have every esoteric rule in the game. a lot of rules have been added over the centuries than nobody uses or plays by. btw, AI sucks dick. i know this cuz i suck dick at chess and i managed this on my first try on deep: http://imgur.com/4A0fkJA unfortunately, accidentally got stalemate. would have been checkmate if i were paying attention
>> [_] Anon 3099410 >># What a scrub. You let the AI fool you into a stalemate. Anyway, EZ AI. Fucking fell for fool's mate 3 times in a row. http://i.imgur.com/0d3ha7m.png?1
>> [_] Anon 3099411 I played on shallow and deep and won pretty easily both times. I'm not even good at chess though. I had to google what "en passant" was. I also noticed no bugs.
>> [_] Anon 3099414 >ITT: people who can't play chess complaining that the game is broken Thanks OP, I enjoyed it.
>> [_] Anon 3099415 >># heh
>> [_] Anon 3099417 >can't even castle
>> [_] Anon 3099421 if only opening up to a woman was as easy as the opening moves in a chess game
>> [_] Anon 3099424 >># same guy, second try, still deep. http://imgur.com/CwaiZli motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 3099435 >># i never had any of those problems. assuming im playing the same game as you my belief is: 1. the queen kinda looks like a bishop. might confuse you if you're not thinking about it 2. moving those pieces would have put your king in check
>> [_] Anon 3099437 >># Isn't that a legal move Like, it takes the king out of checkmate, doesn't it?
>> [_] Anon 3099438 >play >nearly lose >down to only a king >black has king and two queens >he pats me tip top kek
>> [_] (((Anonymous))) 3099439 https://lichess.org/InUUPJKo
>> [_] Anon 3099448 >># >># I was not allowed to attack with my king at all. I was forced to flee around the board as the opponent's queen repeatedly put itself within one space of me. What a shit game.
>> [_] Anon 3099449 http://imgur.com/CGTPqva took a few tries but beat the second one(deep i think its called)
>> [_] Anon 3099461 >># If the opponent can capture your king after you take a piece, it's not a legal move. You can't move the king into danger.
>> [_] Anon 3099462 Lost to deep, but beat shallow in 4 moves. Guess that's the difference?
>> [_] Anon 3099465 >># Scratch that, beat deep in 5 moves. They aren't very good at blocking the "scholar's checkmate"
>> [_] Anon 3099469 bitch computer, took 4 games to win against deep
>> [_] Anon 3099483 Even the "deep" computer is fucking awful.
>> [_] Anon 3099494 Checkm8 in 9 moves, ezpz http://prntscr.com/bh0f4s
>> [_] Anon 3099502 >># >http://prntscr.com/bh0f4s >Computer falls for scholars mate >Program written in 2002 lol
>> [_] Anon 3099514 >My Move, >No pieces but King. >Legal forced tie move invalid.

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[_] Anon 1740392 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1740405 This is chess...I see no hentai involved with this......learn your tags
>> [_] Anon 1740416 AI is retarded. just beat it in 23 moves. decent upload i guess, good 5min to waste
>> [_] Anon 1740417 Yeah, how the hell is this hentai?
>> [_] Anon 1740420 >># >># many of the uploads on f that have the H tag arent hentai. get used to it
>> [_] Anon 1740428 >># I beat it in 9. It's like it's trying to make me win. I thought there would be hentai at the end, this game managed to disappoint me twice.
>> [_] Anon 1740429 15 moves GG, I was making random moves too....
>> [_] Anon 1740448 this stupid game falls for the 4 move checkmate too many damn times for my liking.
>> [_] Anon 1740451 This is just blatant mistagging. You might have had a point if you had a misleading filename or something
>> [_] Anon 1740460 Hey, I remember this game! And its shitty AI!
>> [_] Anon 1740504 ...I just got a foolsmate on the AI. This game is lame.
>> [_] Anon 1740505 ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK AND THE WORLDS YOUR OYSTER.
>> [_] Anon 1740508 >># Fuck you... I was so happy because I won a computer and then you came
>> [_] Anon 1740509 Not only is the AI playing at a 3rd grade lvl... There's no option for castling -.- Retarded chess game is retarded...
>> [_] Anon 1740512 >># Faggot yes you can castle
>> [_] Anon 1740531 just got three-turn checkmate lol. calling this artificial intelligence is an insult to computer programmers
>> [_] Anon 1740535 Are you all fucking trolling. I really hope you are.
>> [_] Anon 1740539 >># thats because faggots can't lrn2read probably faggots like you
>> [_] Anon 1740550 Won in 13 moves. Dumbest AI ever.

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[_] [G] Anon 1647270 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1647276 Jesus, these comps are cruel, perfect calculation ability.
>> [_] Anon 1647278 Misread file name as flat chest. =(
>> [_] Anon 1647282 >># >Someone barely rated 1000elo can easily crush these comps ftfy
>> [_] Anon 1647286 >># Except most people are around 600
>> [_] Anon 1647287 i won in 11 moves beat that fuckers
>> [_] Anon 1647288 4 move checkmate works every time, these comps are shit
>> [_] Anon 1647301 Soooo, you can't upgrade pons?
>> [_] Anon 1647313 YOU MOVE
>> [_] Anon 1647321 Deep mode is deeeeep. s13.postimage.org/jv3d3s6xj/Flash_Chess. png
>> [_] Anon 1647355 too easy 11. You: h5 - f7 10. Comp: b8 - a6 9. You: d1 - h5 8. Comp: a7 - a5 7. You: f1 - c4 6. Comp: h7 - h6 5. You: b1 - c3 4. Comp: c8 - b7 3. You: d2 - d4 2. Comp: b7 - b6 1. You: e2 - e4
>> [_] Anon 1647357 ITT: People restart the game until their 4-move checkmate wins
>> [_] Anon 1647407 first option i won, second option i got stalemate.... is that good?
>> [_] Anon 1647408 Chess titans is better because of ctr + z

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[_] [G] Anon 1617403 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1617408 I won. Yay.
>> [_] Anon 1617411 This computer sucks, hard.
>> [_] Anon 1617415 His king ended up on f5 and I checkmated him with a pawn on g4 hahahahahaha noooob
>> [_] Anon 1617438 I don't even know how to play and he got me in a pat. he sure is dumb, not being able to win when all I had was a king.
>> [_] Anon 1617442 Using deep algorithm, cpu moved a bishop from g3 to g5. You tell me what's wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1617444 castling not allowed? fuck this shit
>> [_] Anon 1617446 >># wait, nevermind, king had been in check
>> [_] Anon 1617452 >># Bishops look exactly like queens, except for their tops.
>> [_] Anon 1617457 No idea how good it is. Kinda surprised that I won, since I last played chess maybe... twenty years ago.
>> [_] Anon 1617460 >># did you play shallow or deep? i beat both somehow. chalking it up to strokes of luck, at least for the deep version also, not quite sure if en passant is allowed or not. maybe the computer just passed on the opportunity
>> [_] Anon 1617463 >># Deep. En passant isn't really well known except by regular players(I learned about it from a novel and was surprised that it was a real thing) and so it's not used in computer versions except in the more in-depth ones.
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1617482 Beat computer twice on deep, even after blunder in first game not realizing his queen wasn't a bishop. >># Maybe this happened to you? still computer made horrible decisions.
>> [_] Anon 1617488 worst comp ever i got checkmate in 5 moves on deep
>> [_] Anon 1617489 the lowest difficulty on chess titans plays better than this comp
>> [_] Anon 1617511 "Computer moves: thinking..." FOREVER THINKING
>> [_] Anon 1617524 This piece of shit falls for the fucking SCHOLAR'S MATE.
>> [_] Anon 1617587 I always believed it WASN'T a valid move for a king in check to take the piece threatening it. Now that I research it, I can't find anything to back it up. I threw away a perfectly good game because of that.

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[_] [G] Anon 1613799 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1613850 not that hard, beat them both
>> [_] Anon 1613868 The AI for this is terrible I beat both within 10 moves.
>> [_] Anon 1613870 The "hard mode" AI fell for the fucking SCHOLAR'S MATE.
>> [_] Anon 1613878 lol, I had it down to king-vs-king...but no stalemate?
>> [_] Anon 1613884 god i suck at chess...
>> [_] Mog 1613921 heh, I beat them both in 81 and then 68 moves, trying the shallow and then deep mode. The AI really fucking sucks, it drops pieces for no reason. I guess I take too long compared to you guys, for trying to play decent chess :P
>> [_] Mog 1613930 I just played 2 more games on deep, and won in 65 and then 15 moves. In the last game, I played e4 Bc4 Qf3, and I was surprised that the computer blocked with e6. It played nonsense moves like a5, h5, and then Qh4. Heh. I doubt any of you can follow notation though. :P Also, in the 15 move game, it walked INTO mate. Like it was trying to lose.
>> [_] Anon 1613952 I suck at chess and beat deep on the first try.
>> [_] Anon 1613957 I did deep mode assuming that was the hardest mode. The AI was pretty pathetic.

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[_] [G] ch355 Anon 977797 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 977799 I honestly expected, "Knight takes Rook, Here's some tits." , "Checkmate! ANAL!!"
>> [_] Anon 977806 This AI is a fucking nigger.
>> [_] Anon 977818 After about 5 rounds of remembering how to play chess on hard mode, I just beat the computer without losing a piece and I don't think I used an asshole technique.
>> [_] Anon 977892 >># > hurf derf i am the best chess player ever her derp Let's see some screencaps, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 977905 lulz the AI failed against the old 4 move checkmate.
>> [_] Anon 977912 this Anon cant chees, there were tears
>> [_] Anon 977917 Stalemate. As long as I didn't lose :D
>> [_] Anon 977922 ugh... I suck at chess. Kinda pisses me off too, because a lot of my friends are big-time strategists and it just makes me look like a moron when I play. All-in-all, I think I've only won about 5 games of chess in my entire life.
>> [_] Anon 977932 What the hell kind of chess is this if you can't castle?
>> [_] Anon 977934 Chess. Now there's a game of kings. - What? Civilized. Strategic... - ...and a total fuckin' mystery. I hate it.
>> [_] Anon 977949 Well that was a fun stalemate
>> [_] Anon 977959 fuck I'm terrible at chess.
>> [_] Anon 977993 Fuck you. I thought it said "flat chest". 4chan is in serious need of DFC. All i see is titty-monsters.