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[_] [?] Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:55 No.1058500
The little lawnmower. It tried and tried again... So hard, it tried to get off the ground. For
too long, it cut the lawns of big and small.
One day, it gave into it's sad rage, and charged for the cliffside, screaming "I'll fly! I'll fly
or die trying!" It rocketed for the edge, gathering all the speed it's tiny little heart
could...and went sailing off the edge of the cliff.
It sobbed as it fell towards the ground, still clinging onto it's dream until it's inevitable
bitter end, but something miraculous started happening.
It started to feel lighter and lighter, the faster it fell.
It looked up, and suddenly realised...
It was flying.
THE END.
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:03 No.1058506
the fuck?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:09 No.1058509
>>1058500
kiwi spinoff
>> [_] Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:07 No.1058549
I have one of these its pretty cool
>> [_] Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:11 No.1058553
>>1058500
GET BACK DOWN AND MOW THE LAWN.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:17 No.1058556
>>1058553
lawnmower... the woman of the household appliances/tools
>> [_] Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:46 No.1058649
HE WAS A TRUE PATRIOT
>> [_] Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:48 No.1058651
fuck,this is so beauthifull and yet, so manly
>> [_] Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:16 No.1058693
what the shit?
