File[saturdays_without_you_laura.swf] - (1.14 MB)
[_] [J] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)05:59 No.1097197
Self-explanatory.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:03 No.1097199
>>1097197
no, it's really not
>> [_] Anonymous !r000c9yOZc 10/22/09(Thu)06:08 No.1097202
Don't know what language this is but she has an amazing voice. ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:10 No.1097203
>>1097202
it's japanese you moron, just written in romaji
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:11 No.1097204
nope
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:15 No.1097207
>>1097203
you are fucking retarded, its like Dutch
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:16 No.1097208
>>1097207
i'm Dutch. it's not Dutch. wth?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:18 No.1097209
>>1097207
Look, it's obviously like a kansai dialect or something, but for example "watashi wa" and "koi
kana" is obviously japanese and if you listen to the rightmost buttons she sings some j-pop
anyone can recognize.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:18 No.1097210
>>1097208
>>1097207
>>1097202
>>1097203
Is it that hard to understand that there are (at least) two languages there? One of them being,
obviously, Japanese. The is some european language.
Oh wait, this is America. One person is limited to speaking a single language.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:20 No.1097211
>>1097208
nobody gives a shit, go back to dutchland
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:21 No.1097212
>>1097209
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. JAPAN NEVER USED UMLAUTS NOR WILL THEY. ITS LIKE SOME SWEDE WEEABOO BITCH
FUUUUUUUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:23 No.1097214
>>1097210
>>1097212
No, look. It's probably some phonetic transcript or something, but it's obviously not a germanic
or even indo language. Listen to the vowels, they're open and clear. The pitch is monotonic and
the consonants are pure. It's definitely not swedish or anything related to german. The
pronunciation is that of japanese, or korean, even if you don't know the words. Not necessarily
japanese but if it's not it's something like tuvanese. gb2 school
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:24 No.1097215
http://www.lauravanamo.com/
ALL YOU FAGGOTS LISTEN HERE, THE LANGUAGE IS FINNISH, THEY ADDED HER SINGING SOME SHIT IN
JAPANESE, FUCKING KANSAI DIALECT? MORE LIKE GAIJIN DIALECT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. GET OFF MY
4CHAN
>> [_] sage sage 10/22/09(Thu)06:25 No.1097216
>>1097214
gb2thekitchen
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:26 No.1097217
>>1097214
die in a fucking fire
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:29 No.1097218
>>1097214
you just got fucking told
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:33 No.1097219
>>1097214
you got any more comebacks for us language expert?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:43 No.1097223
Go fuck yourselves, cocksuckers.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:46 No.1097225
kowai ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:49 No.1097226
It's 100% self-explanatory. Instant Rage Machine.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:51 No.1097228
>>1097219
Yeah. I was right about the language family. Faggots.
>>1097215
'cause 4chon is only for weeaboos and that is something to be proud of amirite?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:54 No.1097229
>>1097219
also an alternate transcription is not that far off 'cause "seksii" could have been "sekushii".
for example ZUN uses the archaic transcription, transcribing "fujiwara" as "huziwara" and whatnot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:55 No.1097230
>>1097228
you were completely off the mark. and yes since 4chan is based off a japanese board this is
weeaboo down to its core i don't understand why people try to change/deny this
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:56 No.1097231
>>1097228
Look. Compare the two rightmost songs, the top ones and the bottom ones. It's obvious they're not
the same language. Just admit you were wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:58 No.1097232
>>1097231
Yeah, it's obvious now, but it's not from just listening tbh
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)06:59 No.1097233
tab + space at same time as fast as you can
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:00 No.1097234
>>1097230
>since 4chan is based off a japanese board this is weeaboo down to its core
coolface.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:00 No.1097235
>>1097232
durr ya think?
seriously it is fucking obviously finnish
where else do you see ÄÄ
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:02 No.1097236
>>1097234
straight from the FAQ
>. 4chan's collaborative-community format is copied from one of the most popular forums in Japan,
Futaba Channel. Different boards are dedicated to different topics, from Japanese anime, manga,
and culture to videogames, music, and photography.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:04 No.1097237
It's just a weeaboo finnish pop singer who happens to be a hit with the finnish internet
community right now because of some leaked nudes. Nothing to see here people. For all who care
here are the songs from this flash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWe44vEqhs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_OLW-NG0iE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWtOrell7o
Nothing much to see here, people.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:04 No.1097238
>>1097235
It's obviously finnish only if you're finnish. A lot of other languages have umlauts.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:05 No.1097239
It's a finnish pop singer. She has her own meme on finnish imageboards because she is fucking
retarded and subject of some publicity. That is all.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:07 No.1097240
>>1097237
its like this woman was born to troll the living fuck out of me
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:07 No.1097241
>>1097236
Yeah. Just because it's copied from a Japanese format doesn't make this site be about Japan and
weeaboiism. We have boards for that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:07 No.1097242
Kuka hemmetin palikka tommosen on menny vääntämää?
Who is the idiot who did this?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:08 No.1097243
>>1097240
Yeah, that is the general opinion in Finland also. But she is kind of popular among teenage
girls. She also has her own internet meme called "Laurantai" (Laura-saturday). Be glad you don't
have to be here :3
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:09 No.1097245
>>1097237
>>1097240
Now also available with a godawful transcript and translation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMjZHGBJgmk
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:10 No.1097247
>>1097241
go look at the front page, this board is under the Japanese culture section, i agree there are
more boards now that aren't, but its obviously there to cater
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:11 No.1097249
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS NIPPON CHINA
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:12 No.1097250
>>1097242
mikä vitun mene :D
what the fucking go :D
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:12 No.1097251
>>1097237
MY EYES @_@
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:15 No.1097252
>>1097247
It's there to cater because that kind of stuff is popular. Seriously 4chan hasn't been about
japan for like 4 years now.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:17 No.1097254
>>1097252
>gaysailor.jpg
yeah um excuse me, im not gonna nitpick here, but i believe you meant 3 years? because i remember
/b/ going to hell around 06
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:19 No.1097255
>>1097254
spoiler: it's almost 2010
yeah, I meant around 06
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:20 No.1097256
>>1097237
Personally I think the blonde one's hotter.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:21 No.1097257
>>1097237
Wait. I'm watching the third vid now, and in this one scene she takes her underwear off from
under her skirt. But then in the next one when she's jumping on the trampoline and her skirt
flies up she has them on again?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:22 No.1097259
>>1097257
more like tramp-oline amirite?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:25 No.1097260
You idiots dont no shit this is clearly laotian
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:25 No.1097261
>46 replies.
i think this might be close to a record
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:27 No.1097263
>>1097243
>Laura-saturday
Hence the name of this flash btw
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:30 No.1097265
>>1097261
It's 50 already. Yeah, ITT: what language is this, what 4chan is really about, also some random
finnish tramp
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:32 No.1097266
>>1097261
Record? Not even close. I remember some flashes like man's_epic_journey getting like 200+ replies
back in the day.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:33 No.1097267
Im from Finland and I just wanted to share the feelings most finns have towards her...WE FUCKING
HATE HER!
Thank you.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:34 No.1097268
>>1097267
>WE FUCKING FAP TO HER VIDEOS WITH THE POWER OF ONE BILLION SOVIET NIGGAWATTS!
fix'd
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:35 No.1097269
Haluaisin vain halata ja sopivasti paijata.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:36 No.1097270
It's turkish you retards
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:37 No.1097272
kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan kawaii
konnichiwa neko-chan kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan kawaii konnichiwa
neko-chan kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:40 No.1097274
yeah, just for clarity read the thread
it's a flash of the finnish teen idol Laura talking about Japan and sex and about being good and
about konnichiwa kawaii neko-chan and how her blood is pink and then singing some songs, see >>1
097237
personally I'm amazed at the number of replies, I guess she's a storm wherever she goes even
though everybody secretly hates her and even more secretly loves her
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:44 No.1097275
Is Finland now cool on 4chan?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:44 No.1097276
>>1097269
Ha Ha haa. Nämä retardit eivät osaa Winladia...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:45 No.1097278
>>1097275
Finland will never be cool. Never.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:47 No.1097279
>>1097274
>blood is pink
excuse me, what?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:48 No.1097280
>>1097278
Finland is always cool. And frosty. That's how we like it, keeps the niggers out.
>> [_] fucking idiot Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:48 No.1097281
>>1097209
I live in Kyoto near Kansai, and it's nothing like Kansai-bend. It's not even 1% Kansai.
Koorkempi Anii is not Japanese at all and this person doesn't sound Japanese at all.
Kansai is like Wakarahen, or So nanya
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:51 No.1097283
this is like japanese/finnish or some shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:53 No.1097284
SHE IS FINNISH
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:55 No.1097287
NIGGA PLEASE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:55 No.1097288
>>1097279
That's what she says;
>Ei, vaan meidän verikin on vaaleenpunasta.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:56 No.1097289
Hyi saatana Laura Vanamo
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:56 No.1097290
>>1097281
watching azumanga daioh != living in kansai
かんでもっていったいどういう意味？
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:56 No.1097291
>>1097289
Kuitenkin haluaisit paijata, myönnä pois! ^__^
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:57 No.1097292
>>1097280
winnar
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:57 No.1097294
LOLZ! fINFAGS ROCK!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:58 No.1097295
I just want to huggle ;__;
Please, post more flashes of her!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:58 No.1097296
>>1097281
>kansai-bend
lolwhut
actually half the OP flash is japanese, GTFO
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:59 No.1097298
LAUARNTAI IS ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY! YEAAA
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)07:59 No.1097299
FUCK YOURSELF.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:01 No.1097300
Ahe has a nigger boyfriend (half somalian / half finnish...check the facebook status)
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:01 No.1097301
lauuurantai
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:03 No.1097303
>>1097257
this shit isn't logical.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:03 No.1097304
Lovely Laura, I just want to huggle ;__;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:04 No.1097305
vittu nyt
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:06 No.1097308
SHE IS SO HUGGLABLE ;__;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:06 No.1097309
Somebody translate what she is saying exactly. She has a beautiful singing voice IMHO.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:08 No.1097311
>>1097309
also the basic idea of the songs in >>1097237 if you don't mind
apparently she's not very torrentable
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:08 No.1097314
>>1097280
Like it has done this far.....
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH, FAGGOT
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:10 No.1097317
haistakaa vittu
t. kikki hiiri ==DDDDDDDDDDDdddd
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:11 No.1097319
BUDRESPÖREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:11 No.1097320
Finnish idols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOXuhq1OQc
her own version of the koi kana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMjZHGBJgmk
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:12 No.1097322
>>1097296
Japanese =/= Kansai bend
And it's mostly in a different language, only a few things are in a baby Japanese
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:14 No.1097325
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOXuhq1OQc
English subtitles. This is Finnish and she sings "koi kana" in japanese.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:14 No.1097326
>>1097322
"baby japanese"
dude it's koharu-chan's koi kana
GTFO seriously
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:15 No.1097327
/r/ lauantaiflasheja
erityisesti se turrilaurantaisade.swf vai mikä olikaan, en ehtinyt tallentaa
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:16 No.1097328
>>1097235
Vitun idiootti. Have you ever heard of Germany? We have lots of umlauts here.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:18 No.1097329
RÖBRÖ BOER IS EPIN!!1
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:18 No.1097330
haista vittu
t: kikki hiiri
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:21 No.1097331
En koskaan kuuntele Lauraa t.Jupi :D
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:47 No.1097339
Finfags always ruin everything that is good.
by: finfag
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:48 No.1097340
>>1097320
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOXuhq1OQc
fucking RAGE'd
seriously try watching this with a straight face for 30 seconds
>> [_] sage sage 10/22/09(Thu)08:49 No.1097341
>>1097328
I LOL'd
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:50 No.1097342
>>1097340
30 seconds is fine. When she starts singing, that's when I lose it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:51 No.1097343
100 posts now
epic thread is epic
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)08:54 No.1097346
Nobody's actually Japanese on /b/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:05 No.1097350
>>1097349
Nice try. Joannamaria is a totally different person. Sorry.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:06 No.1097351
>>1097281
actual Kansaifag here
it's not all Kansai-ben but if you listen with care to the first song you can hear that she is
saying "eete" instead of "itte" and "dokke" instead of "doke"
whether she is doing this accent on purpose is unknown, but it is a kansai accent even if she is
pronouncing something wrong.
>> [_] jenni pääskysaari jenni pääskysaari 10/22/09(Thu)09:08 No.1097353
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/res/1044967.html
jenni pääskysaari :D
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:10 No.1097355
>>1097342
FFFFFFFFFFFFF'd
god damn weeaboos
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:12 No.1097356
ihana Laura
olisipa lupa paijata ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:15 No.1097357
Hei kaverit Tiesitkö googletranslate nyt ei suomalainen? Voin lukea kaiken, mitä sanot. koodi =
rikki.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:16 No.1097358
107 replies.
Successful troll is unprecedentedly victorious.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:17 No.1097359
posting in gigantic /f/ thread
seriously this has to be a fucking record or some shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:19 No.1097362
>>1097357
Lol luuletsä et se sun masiina snaijaa kaiken?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:21 No.1097363
>>1097353
That's how we are, yelling with caps lock everyday.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:21 No.1097364
This thread proves that
1. finland rocks
2. americunts dunno shit about language, go to a school plz
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:22 No.1097367
my opinion of finland just changed to worse after this bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:26 No.1097369
>>1097362
En tiedä, mitä sanot, mutta painu helvettiin
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:26 No.1097370
>>1097364
>americunts don't know about your retarded pseudo-language
i fixed it for you
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:29 No.1097371
Watashi wa sexyy kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan :D
sort of lol'd
now I feel kind of bad about it though
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:29 No.1097373
Huh, ugly bitch is ugly
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:30 No.1097374
>>1097363
EVERY DAY IS CAPS LOCK DAY
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:32 No.1097375
>>1097353
>what the fuck is this shit.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:33 No.1097376
>>1097353
Needs a finnish IP to post
epic fail
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:34 No.1097377
>>1097370
>pseudo
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:35 No.1097378
woo! first time posting in a huge flash thread! i just wish i remembered to do it back in the day
when shit had so many replies it wouldn't get bumped to the top anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:35 No.1097380
Nyt niitä lauraflasheja kiitos, ainakin se turriflashi? Olen bannit kuvalaudalta mutta haluaisin
vain ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:36 No.1097381
>>1097353
caps lock imageboard sure likes caps lock
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:36 No.1097382
Kuka välittää jostai vitun kuvalaudasta?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:39 No.1097386
JOKA PÄIVÄ ON LAURANTAI ^_____^
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:39 No.1097388
American wannabe language professors certainly got told. lolololo.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:41 No.1097390
I AM BIG FAN OF LAURA, KAWAI SEKSII
HERE YOU CAN SEE MY PICTURE
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/res/1044838.html#1044944
ALL MY FRIENDS POST ON LAURANTAI TOO!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:42 No.1097391
If you don't speak english kindly GTFO. The OP flash is decent but this thread is shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:42 No.1097392
>>1097380
mj turgenpissen harbendorgen por habinlastergenifiplasgen. praffin maffin sleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
your language is not real
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:45 No.1097393
>>1097382
Any Finnish imageboard user that didn't just discover 4Chan as his/her first imageboard a year
ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:46 No.1097394
op's flash is shit as is laura
>> [_] Yoroi 10/22/09(Thu)09:48 No.1097395
>>1097357
Hahahaha :D
-
Lol it's Winland for a reason~ ;3 Laurantai~
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:49 No.1097397
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05132008
very, very related
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:53 No.1097399
>>1097397
+9000 internets for referencing achewood
+124000 internets for referencing one of my favorite strips
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:59 No.1097402
>>1097357
hahahahha, multifail, no matter how hard you guys try, you cant speak correct Finnish.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:59 No.1097403
137 relpies (including mine) in /f/?! wow.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)09:59 No.1097404
>>1097397
I don't even know where to begin to tell how much that made me rage and why. We did produce cars,
you know, and also Nobel prize winners. But I guess it's fair in its way since we opine that
America is basically a giant drive-in McDonald's armed with nukes in this part of the world.
>> [_] Ren 10/22/09(Thu)10:00 No.1097405
I'd like to contribute to this thread.
Since it had so many comments, I expected this to be something awesome. However it is not. So I
would like to conclude this with a grand "Fuck you all".
/thread
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:04 No.1097406
Viekää se pois.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:05 No.1097407
>>1097405
Wow slow down there junior who the fuck gave you the right to end this thread anyway??
To bad we can't sage this shit back to the stone age. fucking camwhore shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:08 No.1097408
>>1097393
fail board is fail
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:08 No.1097409
>>1097405
What do you mean not awesome? This is the best flash ever.
Tumma on taivas ~ ja pimennetyt kuut ~ kun matkustan pikkuveljen luota kaupunkiin
d'awwww
>> [_] The Janitor !vblZ4/wWS6 10/22/09(Thu)10:09 No.1097410
I have not seen this many replies to such fucking obvious trolling paired with fucking obvious
newfaggotry in a very, very long time. Sadly, this thread was automatically archived on swfchan,
which means that I'll be seeing it again far too soon.
Anon, I am severely disappointed in you today.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:10 No.1097411
Laura... ;__;
>> [_] moot!Ep8puIFagG0t 10/22/09(Thu)10:12 No.1097415
>>1097410
Threads aren't archived on swfchan and this flash was already there you silly sausage. GTFO.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:12 No.1097416
Hyvin pelattu... Suomi!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:14 No.1097418
Finland is a series of five houses arranged on a single street. It is one village consisting of a
couple angry dogs and one manual pump that produces only the tiniest water pressure. Crows will
not nest in the Finnish trees: they find it is beneath them. Every one of the twelve people that
live in Finland has never eaten a thing that is not a turnip or an unprocessed kernel of wheat.
Finland has yet to discover clothing or a process for the production of salt. Finland has banned
charcoal as a form of forbidden wizardry. The air in Finland is rich with chloroform and various
sulfuric gasses. Finland's temperature never exceeds -12 degrees Kelvin.
Scientific research in Finland is limited to determining new methods of lapping water from a
muddy stream. Finland has no chairs or couches. All Finns worship a pear tree that they call
"Lord Mother of Pain and Pleasure," once translated from their cryptic mouth-noises.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:15 No.1097419
>>1097415
failtripcode is fail, not moot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:15 No.1097420
sounds russian
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:16 No.1097421
How to use this flash:
first press "Watashi wa sexyy" and "kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan" for a few times while looking at
Laura's nude pics to get you hard
then press tab until you get to "moih", hold down space and stroke your penis vigorously
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:21 No.1097424
cute good afternoon diminutive female cat
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:23 No.1097425
>>1097419
OH REALLY? GEE THANKS HOLMES I COULD NEVER HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT WITHOUT YOU
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:27 No.1097426
>>1097424
according to google translate "kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan" means "Hello dear cat-chan" or in
finnish "Hei rakkaat cat-chan"
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:29 No.1097427
also you can use that to decipher much of what she is saying
here's the video
http://www.video4viet.com/watchvideo.html?id=FMjZHGBJgmk&title=Laura+Vanamo+-+Se+Tunne+(koi+Kana
)+*with+Lyrics*
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:30 No.1097428
>>1097418
What's that Nokia cell you are holding?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:32 No.1097429
this reminds me of the Vietnam conflict (re: napalm, agent orange)
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:32 No.1097430
>>1097418
wait, u just described russia
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:32 No.1097431
>>1097427
well, she is better than the original Koi*Kana TBH
but that's not saying much
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:34 No.1097432
>>1097351
If you're really Japanese, say something in Japanese.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:41 No.1097436
>>1097311
first song was already posted translated twice in this thread
can't find lyrics to the second
here's the third
Well hell goes.
Why are you've asked about mold angry
the window and swears puluille
(Äääk, rapates splashes)
Mulla on sulle little secret
nude male thing has me a neo
(What brought it? I do I smell .. Really!)
Heitetäänkö off all pants and shirts
Let's go boarding
Show me where is sul tan stripes
they draw on the map
Hell's Well Goes
My family was craving the conservative
They banned the mold sex education
I wonder how often that its tea
I choose the train or airplane
Heitetäänkö off all pants and shirts
Let's go boarding
Show me where is sul tan stripes
they draw on the map
Poured into viinii, grab a stick
Fly like birds in the sky
Poured into viinii
Heitetäänkö off all pants and shirts
Let's go boarding
Show me where is sul tan stripes
they draw on the map
I... really don't get it. But whatever.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:41 No.1097437
>>1097418
That's the village in resident evil 4
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:45 No.1097439
TÄNÄÄN ON LAURANTAI POSTATKAA VITUSTI LAURAA
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/12562261891.jpg
MUNA PEPPUUN JA AH AH
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:45 No.1097440
So I came to /f/ and the first thing I see is this 163 posts piece of fail
what the fuck, /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:46 No.1097441
this thread makes me want to hit myself over the head with a frying pan
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:51 No.1097443
166 posts? posting in an epic thread
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:55 No.1097446
w... why did this happen
i am confus
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:57 No.1097447
I refuse to post in thi . . . oh shi!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)10:58 No.1097448
>>1097446
Laura?
I know you lurk on 4chan for a fact. :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YcS8nRqsOo
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:00 No.1097449
>scruffy.jpg
Posting in a thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:01 No.1097450
SHE IS WEEABOO FINNISH
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:02 No.1097451
>>1097448
what the fuck is 4chan?
also what the fuck did I just watch
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:05 No.1097454
>>1097451
practice video of singer laura vanamo of finnish weeaboo band candy♥love (yeah...)
I don't really know what is going on in this thread anymore or why it's so fuckhuge but whatever
though
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:06 No.1097455
>>1097451
4chan is where you are now. And oh, you know :3
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:09 No.1097456
>>1097454
I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER
Finfag here. This thread drove me to drinking.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:12 No.1097457
this thread is now about grapefruit. sometimes I bring a grapefruit to work in my lunch and eat
it like an orange. people freak the fuck out for some reason.
god I love grapefruit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:13 No.1097459
>>1097457
grapefruit is okay
goes nice with some sugar and also opiates
not a huge fan but it is okay
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:14 No.1097461
GENTLEMEN! We have discovered a fresh rift of trolling material! Our top scientists estimate it
to be approximately three times more effective than furries or burning kittens! We must sieze
this new resource immedietly before the others can get a foothold!
>> [_] Rock Candy !6B.msYdiz6 10/22/09(Thu)11:17 No.1097464
I want to post in the big thread too!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:17 No.1097465
grapefruit juice is fucking delicious. so sweet and sour and bitter and healthy.
FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:19 No.1097466
>>1097456
That means it's good right? Or normal? Aren't you scandicfags always drinking?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:33 No.1097469
>>1097466
Well yeah... but it's not always equally fun.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:40 No.1097475
>>1097436
here's another one i made. though i don't know if it makes any more sense than your's really...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWtOrell7o
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:42 No.1097477
PMMP - Rusketusraidat (in english)
Everything's fucking allright
You ask why i'm angry
and i swear at the pigeons from my window
(Aaaagh, ???)
I have a little secret for you
a naked man is a new thing for me
(What's that? I can't smell anything.. For real!)
Shall we take off our pants and shirts
Let's take off (as in for a flight)
Show me where you have your tan lines
draw them on a map
Everything's fucking allright
My family was extremely conservative
The denied sex ed. from me
I was wondering often where should i do it
I'll choose a train or an airplane
Shall we take off our pants and shirts
Let's take off
Show me where you have your tan lines
draw them on a map
Everything's fucking allright
Let's pour some wine and grab each other
Let's fly amongst birds
Let's pour some wine
Shall we take off our pants and shirts
Let's take off
Show me where you have your tan lines
draw them on a map
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:42 No.1097478
>>1097475
dude, that's just the video again
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:43 No.1097479
186 replies? holy!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)11:54 No.1097484
this thread will go down in the annals of /f/ history for at least 20 more minutes
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:02 No.1097489
saturdays without you gets me every time ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:08 No.1097490
nyt pirpanat takasin sinne kuvalautaan
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:17 No.1097494
>>1097477
That sounds pretty smooth. What program did you use?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:19 No.1097498
Finland thread and not a single fucking PERKELE?
SUOMI PERKELE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:20 No.1097499
FINNISH
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:20 No.1097500
ME JUOTIN VILIN KANS MOLEMMAT 4 ES ENERGIA JUOMAA JA TULI KOFEIINI YLI ANNOSTUS xDDDxDD
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:23 No.1097502
>>1097478
Check below. all that was too much to post as a whole
>>1097494
I used human brain. im finnish myself so it wasn't too hard
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:23 No.1097503
sain kuvalaudalla banaanin zoofiliasta vaikka samassa langassa oli koprofiliaa :S
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:26 No.1097505
>>1097503
koprofilia on luonnollista.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:26 No.1097506
>>1097503
>>1097503
itsekkin sain zoofiliasta maanantaina kenkää :<
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:27 No.1097507
haistakaa vittu. t. kikki hiiri
>> [_] 200 Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:27 No.1097508
and that's two hundred posts
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:28 No.1097509
ISÄM MAA PUOLUSTAJA
FATHER LAND SECURITY
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:31 No.1097511
Fuck this shit. This is totally the wrong picture of Finland to be sending to the world.
This is what we're all about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_NxgYBFCjM
last war, 50 russians for every finn, 1000 tanks for every finnish tank, 5000 airplanes for every
finnish airplane, and we still conquered another Finland's worth of Russia, marched into
Leningrad and to the tracks of Murmansk, further than Germany.
Just so you know Russia, let your guard down and Finland will be the empire. Peace out.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:33 No.1097513
>>1097511
I don't really have anything to say to this.
Posting in what is now an epic trolling thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:34 No.1097516
>>1097353
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/res/1044967.html
>>1097376
try swedish proxy
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:36 No.1097517
>>1097513
Historic fact, faggot. Simo Häyhä, best sniper in history. Nevar forget.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:36 No.1097518
>>1097503
mä sain kuukauden bannit siitä, että postasin pari gif animaatiota, joissa hevoset parittelevat
lähikuvassa.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:37 No.1097519
En postaa Lauraa 4chaniin koskaan.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:38 No.1097520
Lovely Raura ;___;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:41 No.1097524
This is now a patriotic song thread. "The freedom-fighter's song of conquest"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlWfpK0Nb0
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:44 No.1097527
Ja nyt heitämme tähän lankaan aimosangollisen suomenkielisiä postauksia, jotta americahintit
ihmettelevät, mitä ne oikein aikovat. Puhukaamme siis vaikka hiirenloukkujen mekanismeista.
Mielestäni perinteinen loukku on liian epähumaani.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:44 No.1097528
>>1097524
god damn it that's basically a nazi song
look we're not going to conquer russia, at least I'm not
and I for one don't have "so many bloody battles behind me that I can't even remember"
I'm also not a special forces jaeger like apparently 50% of internet finland
inb4 fag, anti-patriot etc
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:46 No.1097530
>>1097528
haha, hinaaja
translation: lol@faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:49 No.1097531
Tämmönen homma johtuu vain siitä että jenkit on niin vitun tyhmiä paskoja ettei näillä riitä älyä
tutkia mitään asiaa yli minuuttia. Ja kun kerta järki loppuu joka kerta kesken, turvaudutaan
voimaan. Vitun siannussijajenkit, toivottavasti kuolette kaikki pois.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:51 No.1097534
homo faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:51 No.1097535
I Only want a pie ;____;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:52 No.1097536
>>1097511
fffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
they are actually using reindeer to pull their war-sled. finland's army is santa claus!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:53 No.1097539
>>1097536
That's cause we didn't have tanks, or even trucks. Or automatic weapons for most soldiers. And we
still won 50 to one. How do you like that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:53 No.1097540
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6P9VNjaOXE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:54 No.1097542
>>1097527
That faggot's planning something for sure
And now we throw this yarn aimosangollisen Finnish postauksia to americahintit wondering what
they intend to correct. Let us even if the mousetrap mechanism. I think the traditional trap is
too epähumaani.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)12:58 No.1097547
>>1097542
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salients,_re-entrants_and_pockets#Motti
Motti military tactic FTW. Historically one of the most efficient advances in strategy and one of
the few words in Finnish to become globally known. Used by even the US as recently as Iraq (Balad
Ruz, Operation Aloha).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:01 No.1097552
He näkevät minut peikkoilemassa, he inhoavat
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:06 No.1097556
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/125623443539.jpg
ALL HAIL REICHSKOMMISSARIAT FINLAND
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:07 No.1097557
222 posts and counting
get in while you can
>> [_] win win 10/22/09(Thu)13:10 No.1097559
win
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:12 No.1097560
223 replies
The day that /f/ stood still. I feel like I'm part of history holy living fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:14 No.1097561
Postatkaa nyt sitä Lauraa ;__;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:15 No.1097562
>>1097556
The amazing thing is that there still, really, actually are people who think Finland will honest
to god one day conquer the world or at least Asia because we could beat back 50 mechanized
russians to one man and reindeer back in the 1940's.
Well, we got a 225 post thread though, so who knows.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:16 No.1097564
>>1097562
JOS ET OLE LASKUVARJOJÄÄKÄRI ET OLE MITÄÄN
PARATROOPERS 82 FOREVER
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:17 No.1097566
>>1097528
>not a jaeger
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/125623455166.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:19 No.1097568
>>1097564
paratrooper = amerikkapaska
laskuvarjojääkäri = parajaeger
if you're going to be an internet nazi at least know your god damn military terms
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:19 No.1097569
LAURA ON PERSEESTÄ RAGE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:20 No.1097570
i dont know what is going on in this thread and i havent read more than three replies in it. the
flash sucked, but i want to dump my comment in this bucket of crap before the thread dies.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:24 No.1097573
In b4 delete
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:25 No.1097574
KAADA SULA VOI MUNAN PÄÄLLE :----D
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)13:26 No.1097575
gettin' mah post in
