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[_] [G] YOU ARE AN HERO AND WILL Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)08:44 No.

  LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME

  New version, still shitty, but with 99% less faggotry.
  Enjoy your 4.054 seconds of entertainment.

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] The Laziest Troll 10/27/09(Tue)08:49 No.

  I am Dildo McMuff the cold-blooded viking prince destined to snack on children.

  I'm so using this to make all of my character concepts from now on.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)08:54 No.

  ahaha I'm long john asspie, the original overlord to slaughter all two bears at once!
  FEAR ME!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:01 No.

  I didn't actually choose anything, I just kept refreshing so it'd spam 'niggers'.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:01 No.

  Argh! I should proof-use this thing better, some double "THE"s in the destiny section, ah well.
  It's the thought that counts, right?

  NOT A PROBLEM FOR CHIEF ASSASSIN! THE EVIL, EVIL WIZARD DESTINED TO DISCOVER MOOT!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:03 No.

  >>1101428
  Yes, the name generator is just a bonus.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:15 No.

  I am Hitlers Jim, the impeccable anon, destined to re-invent the skies!

  FUCK YEAH

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:19 No.

  Boss Jew The humongous tripfag destined to slay moot

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:51 No.

  I am Super Nigger, the plagued manchild, destined to liberate all Russia.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:52 No.

  I am Easy To Please Chan the desperate pedo destined to battle with the Government.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:55 No.

  I am lonely prime, the one who'll steal the mastertroll destined to have sex with all your little
  sis.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)09:56 No.

  I am the inferno virgin, the evil, evil ruler destined to slay moot

>> [_] SpaceFrog !!J/lGI73rFXs 10/27/09(Tue)09:58 No.

  I am a Stoned Assassin, the Impeccable Overlord destined to annihilate all of Tibet!

>> [_] SpaceFrog !!J/lGI73rFXs 10/27/09(Tue)10:02 No.

  oh, this! I am Stoned Mom, the Coldblooded Mastertroll, destined to End all 4chan!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:06 No.

  so im an immortal nigger destined to re-design moot.

  I think im going to get b& shortly ._.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:20 No.

  YOU ARE:
  (The) Ultra Jew

  The:
  Bloodthirsty Supperrobot

  Destined to:
  Rape The Trolls

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:25 No.

  You Are Fat Girl The Unstoppable Behemoth Destined To Eat All The Heavens

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:27 No.

  Mega Jesus, the tragic Anon destined to eat all Moot here.

  GET IN MAH BELLY!
  I love the visualization in my mind.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:27 No.

  I am Dildo Maximus, the Bringer of the Wizard, destined to subdue all the trolls.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:28 No.

  I am penis penis... the rest really doesn't matter when you have a title like that.

>> [_] Quell !!A/8FMeF4Xqc 10/27/09(Tue)10:29 No.

  I am Dark Girl, the Legendary Christian, destined to study furries.

  Relatively accurate, actually.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:29 No.

  fuck year

  I'm Mecha Snacks the ruthless manchild destined to sell Moot!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:32 No.

  >>1101472
  and I'm Nigger Nigger, the feared camwhore destined to rape and pillage everything!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:35 No.

  So I am master mom, the perfect wizard and I am destinied to invade furries. Cheers on last one!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:36 No.

  YOU ARE
  MAGNIFICENT MAN
  THE
  BROODING PEDO
  DESTINED TO
  LIBERATE POLAND

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:44 No.

  I apparently am Bizzaro Savior, the hopefully last christian, destined to reinvent God.

  OH GOD I'M A CHRISTFAG KILL ME WITH FIRE

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:48 No.

  Hell yeah.

  I am Magnus Prime.
  The Cold-Blooded Warrior.
  Destined to slay God.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:53 No.

  >>1101483
  badass

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:54 No.

  :(
  I'm omega chan, the tragic anon destined to die to moot

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)10:59 No.

  Nigger Advocate the Perfect Killer destined to Change Two Bears at Once

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:00 No.

  Ultra Simon, the feared behemoth destined to break the skies. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:00 No.

  Easy To Please Virgin the Brooding Overlord destined to Defeat Europe

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:01 No.

  I AM DESTINED TO RE-EDUCATE THE MEMES AS PENIS-CHAN WITH MY HEROIC SNIPER SKILLS!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:03 No.

  >>1101488
  Mecha Penis, the Immortal Mastertroll destined to drill the skies!
  LET'S DRILL TOGETHER!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:04 No.

  >>1101493
  I was waiting for those words! GATTAI!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:04 No.

  BLAST SAURUS THE COLD-BLOODED BEHEMOTH, DESTINED TO RULE ALL POKEMON!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:06 No.

  >>1101494
  KIIMOCHIIIIII ...oh wait...wrong show...

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:09 No.

  I AM:
  NOT VIRGIN
  THE RUTHLESS MASTERTROLL
  DESTINED TO
  STUDY ALL 4CHAN

  Yeah, I can identify myself with that.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:11 No.

  ahah samuel l. jack, the lonely nigger who will die eating cake

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:14 No.

  I am:
  Waffen-SS Joe
  The:
  Immortal Hero
  Destined to:
  Overthrow all Jews

  Apparently I'm a Nazi.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:14 No.

  I am Longjohn Saurus, the tragic mastertroll, destined to have sex with all 4chan.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:16 No.

  I am a:
  Mega prime, the hopefully last christian, destined to sneak on the internet...

>> [_] Booze Sniper !IAlkWJShig 10/27/09(Tue)11:17 No.

  I am Booze Sniper the original tripfag destinied to slay mankind.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:18 No.

  I am Mother Saurus the hope of the mastertroll destined to rule all and pillage everything.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:20 No.

  SUPER WOMAN the BLOODTHIRSY ANON destined to DO NOTHING ABOUT 4CHAN

  oh how true.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:26 No.

  I AM PUSSY MAXIMUS, THE ORIGINAL WARRIOR DESTINED TO RAPE THE MEMES

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:31 No.

  I am basement man the one and only killer destined to re-educate Russia.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:32 No.

  I am mammoth virgin the cold-blooded christian destined to pierce moot.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:32 No.

  I really wish I had the resources to add personalized cutscenes to the results.
  At least some sort of "silhouette on a cliff" thing.
  Needs more awe inspired-goosebumps, it is a flash for heroes, after all.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:38 No.

  I am ULTRA WOMAN the Silent Boy.
  What the hell.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:41 No.

  Do not question the destiny machine, Ultra Woman!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:42 No.

  I am Father Hernandez. The one and only pedo who will pierce furries.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:43 No.

  Apparently I am Faggy Bro the Impeccable Anon destined to help all 4chan.

  feels good man.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:49 No.

  i am capitan jesus the very angry behemoth destined to end all hoods

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:53 No.

  I am magnificent jim, the desperate pedo destined to steal children

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:56 No.

  I am SAURUS the OVERLORD detined to DRILL XD

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:56 No.

  I am ultra snacks, the original anon destined to snack on 4chan.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:57 No.

  Inferno X the Brooding King destined to steal the white house.

  Prepare for a new world order, fags

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)11:59 No.

  Magnus Joe, the Original Behemoth, destined to liberate all and pillage everything

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:01 No.

  I AM GOOD OLD DAD! THE FIRST ANON DESTINED TO ANNIHILATE ALL CAKES! I HATE SWEETS!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:10 No.

  I am Bizzarro Simon the ronery tripfag destined to have sex with all children.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:18 No.

  I am Inferno Girl the Impeccable Boy Destined to End All Cakes!

  ROFL

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:20 No.

  I am Ultra Assassin The Bloodthirsty Hero Destined to Slaughter all the STDs

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:20 No.

  I am Captain Jesus The cold-blooded camwhore destined to slay myself!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:24 No.

  I am Master Saurus the legendary ruler destined to break the government.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:26 No.

  I AM W.T JESUS, THE DESPERATE CHRISTHIAN, DESTINED TO DIE TO JEWS. OMFG.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:42 No.

  You are OMEGA PRIME
  the LEGENDARY OTAKU
  who will HAVE SEX WITH ALL AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING

  HELL
  FUCKIN'
  YEAH

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:44 No.

  You are NIGGER NIGGER, the UNSTOPPABLE NIGGER, destined to RULE ALL NIGGERS.

  Well. I'm certainly a mighty nigger indeed.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:57 No.

  I am captain-kun, the original anon, destined to die eating niggers.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:58 No.

  I am Commander Anon, the Marked Hero, destine to Invade the Internet!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)12:59 No.

  HOLY SHIT

  You are OMEGA MAN, the FABLED MASTERTROLL, Destined to REINVENT HOODS.

  I know my destiny now.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:03 No.

  I AM THE MASTER BRO THE MASSIVE WARRIOR DESTINED TO SLAY HOODS!

  MASTER BRO!!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:04 No.

  Now I'm Hitlers boy, the ronery wizard, destined to murder moot..... wat

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:07 No.

  Dark Anon the Unstoppable Otaku destined to Steal all Your mother.

  not bad

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:35 No.

  Who is the hero that smells of fire and sex?

  NONE OTHER THAN STINKY ADVOCATE, THE LAST HERO DESTINED TO SLEEP WITH ALL AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:36 No.

  >>1101560
  And the magic, she has been worked once more!

  Boss Anon, the plagued Neet destined to rule all the your little sis salutes you.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:38 No.

  Good old Jim here, evil evil mastertroll detined to pierce 4chan!

  PIERCE IT ALL THE WAY

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:52 No.

  I am Stoned Jew, the Marked Nigger, destined to Sell my little sis.

  I wonder wich one, the chubby teenager or the eleven year old... The loli would probably bring in
  more cash.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:57 No.

  I am NOT PENIS
  the One Who Will Steal The Wizard
  Destined to Die To STDS.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:58 No.

  i am long john san the first overlord destined to pierce niggers

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:58 No.

  >>1101587

  I'm also dildosaurus, the last king. Destined to study all your mother. This is the greatest
  single thing in almost two days.

>> [_] Mornington Crescent 10/27/09(Tue)13:59 No.

  I am Mister Maximus, the Legendary Killer, Destined to Rule All The Internet.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)13:59 No.

  Just posting because of awesome results.

  I am TINY ANON the IMMORTAL SAVIOR destined to DEFEAT MOOT

  fuckwin

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:03 No.

  >>1101422
  what's the music from by the way? I should know it but it's not coming to me

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:05 No.

  i am Mr. Prime the feared camwhore destined to steal Moot.

  cool

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:05 No.

  FAT PENIS here, I'm a BLOODTHIRSTY HERO, destined to DRILL YOUR LITTLE SIS.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:05 No.

  You Are:
  waffen-ss woman

  The:
  cold-blooded anon

  Destined To:
  wrestle with moot

  BRING IT ON MOOT!!! IM READY FOR YA!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:09 No.

  >>1101560
  best be careful

  I AM CAPTAIN JACK, THE BLOODTHIRSTY NEET, DESTINED TO MURDER HOODS.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:09 No.

  >>1101595
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OupA_ArmYeU

  Nirvash Type Zero, by Naoki Sato

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:10 No.

  I am SAMUEL L. NIGGER
  the COLD-BLOODED HERO
  destined to LEAD ALL THE INTERNET!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:13 No.

  Also, this started as a hack from that Naruto music donning furry flash, I think I'm gonna go
  ahead and write this from scratch with some added logic to it, so the combinations will make
  sense.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:15 No.

  i am boss snacks the marked christian destined to annihilate all of tibet... guess i'm off to b&
  tibet then....

>> [_] Rock Candy !6B.msYdiz6 10/27/09(Tue)14:15 No.

  I am the Samuel L. Asspie the tragic sniper who is destined to discover nothing.

  FFFFUUUUU-

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:23 No.

  >>1101613
  That is a sad destiny.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:23 No.

  I'm basement Mc Muff, the feared basementdweller destined to break 4chan

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:26 No.

  Finally got Boss Nigger

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:29 No.

  this is one of the most awesome flashes I have ever seen on /f/

>> [_] Booze Assassin 10/27/09(Tue)14:29 No.

  I am Booze Assassin, the plagued driller destined to help all your little sis.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:33 No.

  I am W.T. Snacks the brooding otaku, destined to break the heavens.

  Damn! Almost perfect.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:34 No.

  YOU ARE:
  Nigger Christ
  THE
  Very Angry Hero
  DESTINED TO
  Subdue All STDS

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:35 No.

  You Are Ultra Jesus The Right Savior Destined to Challenge All Moot

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:37 No.

  I am ETERNAL JESUS, the HOPE OF THE CAMWHORE, destined to SLAY THE HEAVENS!

  Sounds like a pretty good plotline for a movie actually:

  Jesus gets kicked out of heaven, can't die, gets pissed off with it, meets up with this camwhore
  who just happens to hate God due to intense family problems stemming from religion, he falls in
  love with her and she tells him to go back to heaven and seek revenge on his father. He
  ultimately kills God and destorys heaven. Shortly thereafter people stop all this religion
  faggotry because there's no heaven to go to and the camwhore's family returns to being a happy
  functional family, but then her love Jesus fades away because nobody belives in him anymore. She
  bawws and he finally gets to die... and stays dead.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:39 No.

  I am Mr. Jesus, the Impeccable Overlord destined to rule all Jews.

  Lolwut.

>> [_] Penis Bob !II0syN66vg 10/27/09(Tue)14:43 No.

  I AM THE FEARED TRIPFAG DESTINED TO SUBDUE ALL MOOT

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:45 No.

  I am NOT JIM, the FABLED KILLER, destined to DEFEAT POLAND

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:46 No.

  you are mr. bro the bringer of the camwhore destined to rape mankind
  ;_;

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:53 No.

  >>1101630
  FUND IT!
  FAT VIRGIN THE FEARED OVERLORD DESTINED TO RULE ALL 4CHAN COMMANDS IT!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:54 No.

  Fuck yeah, got PSYCHO DAD, the rest is irrelevant!

  Who's that riding into the sun.
  Who's the man with the itchy gun.
  Who's the man who kills for fun!
  Psy-cho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
  He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
  Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:56 No.

  I am Stinky Assassin the Ruthless Christian destined to end all furries.

  Fuck year!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:57 No.

  SEVEN SWELL!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)14:58 No.

  I never troll but...

  I am Chief Chan the unstoppable camwhore who will re-invent the trolls! /b/ shall be back more
  fucktarded than ever!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:01 No.

  Eureka 7 is awesome.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:03 No.

  I AM EMPEROR KILLER, THE PLAGUE BEHEMOTH, AND I SHALL-...

  ...pierce two bears at once.

  Um.

  A-are the bears emperors?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:05 No.

  >>1101661
  Yes, they are Emperor Bears, The Brutal Warriors destined to Die to Yourself.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:09 No.

  I AM ULTRA GIRL THE BLOODTHIRSTY CAMWHORE DESTINED TO END ALL 4CHAN

  Shit, guys, I'm boxxy.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:11 No.

  I am Inferno X the Silent Wizard who is destined to descover the Jews.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:11 No.

  I am magnus penis the ruthless anon destined to drill moot

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:12 No.

  I am SUPER ANON the HEROIC MEME destined to CHANGE ALL FURRIES.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:14 No.

  Ah, so many heroes have gathered in the end!
  The thread is brimming with power, the magnificence is tangible! I am truly awestruck!

  Time to work on a new version and post it someday, for the Internet is always in the need of more
  heroes!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:16 No.

  You are Pussy Bob The Bringer of the Meme Destined to Defeat 4Chan

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:17 No.

  YOU ARE MEGA BRO, THE BRINGER OF THE MANCHILD, DESTINED TO SLAY NOTHING!

  So, I'm the average /v/ goer?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:17 No.

  YOU ARE
  MAGNIFICENT KILLER
  THE
  BRUTAL KILLER
  DESTINED TO
  KILL EVERYTHING

  Well jesus fucking christ.

>> [_] 10/27/09(Tue)15:18 No.

  Mega Virgin, the one who'll steal the behemoth, destined to steal your mother.

  Buuurned

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:19 No.

  YOU ARE:
  Nigger Penis
  THE
  Ruthless Hero
  DESTINED TO:
  Discover Original Content

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:19 No.

  >>1101687
  Awesome!

  also, I think I'm gonna make the new version read external textfiles so I won't have to post a
  billion different versions.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:20 No.

  You are Eternal Man The Last King Destined to Defeat Pokemon

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:21 No.

  You are Chief Anon the Original Christian
  destined to Annihilate all Mankind.

  Original /b/ here. 'Sup.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:22 No.

  YOU ARE:
  Dark Kun
  THE
  One and only Savior
  DESTINED TO:
  Slay 4chan

>> [_] 10/27/09(Tue)15:23 No.

  You are Super Penis, the one and only superhero destined to die to AIDS ;_;

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:23 No.

  You Are:
  Hitler's Jim
  The Feared Driller
  Destined to subdue all Jews

  wait
  wat

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:25 No.

  YOU ARE PSYCHO KONG
  THE CHOSEN PEDO
  DESTINED TO LIBERATE ALL CAKES!

>> [_] Koganusan 10/27/09(Tue)15:26 No.

  I am Aids Savior, The one and only viking prince destined to sell Tibet.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:28 No.

  YOU ARE:
  Mecha Maximus
  THE
  Chosen Assassin
  DESTINED TO:
  Slay God

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:28 No.

  I AM PENIS JOE
  THE MASSIVE ANON
  DESTINED TO SLAY MOOT.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:30 No.

  good old anon the plagued neet designed to turn lead into the heavens

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:30 No.

  Ultra Jesus
  The Massive Overlord
  Destined to help all 4Chan

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:30 No.

  I AM SUPER MAXIMUS, BRINGER OF THE RULER, DESTINED TO OVERTHROW ALL...nothing?!
  What the fuck do I do, create everything?

>> [_] Koganusan 10/27/09(Tue)15:30 No.

  You are:
  Ultra Savior
  The
  Bringer of the Meme
  Destined to
  Pierce the Trolls

  WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:31 No.

  You are
  Easy to please Maximus
  The
  Chosen King
  Destined to
  Sleep with all of Russia

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:33 No.

  I am Faggy Jesus, the immortal hero, destined to murder the heavens.

  This is just too great.

>> [_] Koganusan !H1bYt7I66E 10/27/09(Tue)15:35 No.

  Magnus Chan the original poster, destined to battle jews

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:36 No.

  I am JESUS VIRGIN THE UNSTOPPABLE KING DESTINED TO STUDY ALL VIKINGS

  VIKINGS! FUCK YEAH!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:36 No.

  I am Father Maximum, the Hopefully Last Nigger to Change All Jews.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:37 No.

  i am

  magnificent X

  the

  ruthless assassin

  destined to

  battle with children

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:39 No.

  I am mammoth penis the very angry tripfag, destined to murder the heavens.

  Honestly, can't say I'm upset with that.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:40 No.

  I think STONED BOY THE FABLED PEDO is a pretty cool guy, eh INVADES YOUR LITTLE SIS and doesn't
  afraid of anything!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:42 No.

  Basement Hernandez, the Right Superhero destined to Wrestle with The Skies.

  Fucking AWESOME.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:43 No.

  I am Inferno Boy, the One and Only Ruler to Have Sex With All and Pillage Everything
  Sweet

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:46 No.

  You are Mr. Chan the Raging Camwhore destined to overthrow all the memes.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:49 No.

  Some are people who cannot even be!
  But that's cool, they can be all that and more next time!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:55 No.

  DRAGON SAVIOR, THE RIGHT NEET DESTINED TO PIERCE NIGGERS

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:57 No.

  I am Captain Nigger the feared manchild destined to defeat myself.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:58 No.

  I'm destined to drill moot? I don't want to be a homosexual

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:58 No.

  I'm Super Asspie, the Massive Nigger destined to discover nothing.

  FUKKEN LOL'D

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)15:59 No.

  you are
  EMPEROR JIM
  the
  PERFECT CAMWHORE
  destined to
  OVERTHROW ALL 4CHAN

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:08 No.

  im the whore dad the evil,evil nigger destined to turn lead into europe
  do i get to be cool now

>> [_] Tripfag$gafpirt 10/27/09(Tue)16:09 No.

  I am Samuel L. Kong the desperate tripfag destined to re-invent 4chan!!!
  BOOYA!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:11 No.

  I am Fat Penis the heroic pedo! Come join me in my destiny to overthrow my little sis!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:12 No.

  Emperor Ranger the Raging Assassin destined to battle with and pillage everything!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:12 No.

  I am
  NOT BRO
  the
  ONE WHO'LL STEAL THE CHRISTIAN
  destined to
  DEFEAT THE INTERNET...
  FUCK YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:16 No.

  Captain Boy reporting in. I am the desperate manchild who will have sex with all of 4chan.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:16 No.

  I'm DildoChan the Raging Anon destined to Discover the Heavens...
  RAGING DILDOS!!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:17 No.

  >>1101748
  ahahah

>> [_] A.T. !//H.David. 10/27/09(Tue)16:17 No.

  i am mecha joe, the legendary otaku destined to liberate his wafu. Thats what im talking about!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:20 No.

  You are Lonely Penis, the silent hero, destined to re-educate niggers.
  hahaha.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:22 No.

  Isn't randomization a great thing? Without it Earth wouldn't even exist.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:22 No.

  I am MASTER SNACKS the FEARED BASEMENTDWELLER destined to RULE ALL NOTHING.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:29 No.

  I am Captain Anon the Heroic Otaku destined to Liberate All Europe :D

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:35 No.

  I AM BIZARRO ADOLF THE TRAGIC OVERLORD DESTINED TO INVADE POLAND

  I sense hitler's roots in this

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:37 No.

  >>1101778
  Well, the original flash was based on simply putting all the words in a movie clip which would be
  played at a high framerate until the button was pressed.
  So it wasn't really random, I do plan on making the new version more agreeable on that aspect,
  though.
  (along with eleminating too harsh of contrasts, like ultra dad, the evil mom. Some genderbending
  might stay, but not stuff like that)

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:38 No.

  I am ULTRA VIRGIN the ULTIMATE DRILLER destined to DRILL MYSELF

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:39 No.

  I am hitlers jesus the marked christian to subdue all trolls

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:39 No.

  you are BASEMENT KUN the TRAGIC BASEMENTDWELLER destined to HAVE SEX WITH ALL CHILDREN

  oh god i lold

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:41 No.

  >169 replies

  wat

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:41 No.

  I am:
  Commander McDonald the plagued tripfag destined to break 4chan!

  I will now make a tripcode and name it Commander McDonald. And I will flood this site with
  magnitudes of AIDS, never seen before!
  EXELSIOR!!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:42 No.

  You are: SUPER CHAN
  The
  Hope of the Meme
  Destined to
  Battle with Hoods

  Great truth in that. Worst fucking troll ever.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:44 No.

  YOU ARE JESUS CHRIST THE FABLED ASSASSIN DESTINED TO BATTLE WITH 2 BEARS

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:46 No.

  >>1101791
  THE DESTINY MACHINE WILL SHOW YOU YOUR TRUE AND INEVITABLE DESTINY!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)16:55 No.

  EMPEROR MAN the DESPERATE MEME destined to STUDY ALL THE MEMES

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:01 No.

  I AM BOSS PRIME

  THE IMMORTAL MEME

  DESTINED TO MURDER AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING

  Fuck. yeah.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:04 No.

  I am Dildo Jesus the Fabled Viking Prince Destined to Slay Your Mother!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:09 No.

  I am super woman the original basement dweller...
  DESTINED TO RULE ALL HIS WAIFU!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:13 No.

  I AM JESUS KONG! THE LEGENDARY NEET DESTINED TO SUBDUE ALL THE HEAVENS!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:20 No.

  I am penis penis the one and only sniper destined to die eating pokemon.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:24 No.

  >>1101542

  nice one

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:36 No.

  YOU ARE
  Good old Christ
  THE
  Massive Savior
  DESTINIED TO
  Challenge all his waifu...

  WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THIS

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:37 No.

  Boss Hernandez, The Impeccable Sniper, Destined to Snack on Europe

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:39 No.

  YOU ARE CAPTAIN BRO THE SILENT DRILLER, DESTINES TO PIERCE GOD

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:40 No.

  I am Commander Jesus the Unstoppable Supherhero destined to re-invent Vikings

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:40 No.

  Im an ultra anon
  the brutal anon
  destined to
  lierate all mankind

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:41 No.

  YOU ARE
  SILENT VIRGIN
  THE
  CHOSEN BOY
  DESTINED TO
  OVERTHROW ALL AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:43 No.

  CHIEF NIGGER THE BLOODTHIRSTY BEHEMOTH DESTINED TO END ALL AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:44 No.

  YOU ARE MECHA CHRIST, THE HEROIC BOY DESTINED TO SLAUGHTER ALL THE JEWS!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:45 No.

  I am Stoned Asspie, the First Anon destined to Change All 4chan.

  How kind of it.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:47 No.

  I'm Mega Jew the Raging Anon destined to destroy all mankind.

>> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 10/27/09(Tue)17:49 No.

  YOU ARE LONGJOHN KONG THE HEROIC WARRIOR DESTINED TO SNACK ON HIS WAIFU

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:49 No.

  I am Tiny Girl, the brooding wizard destined to sleep with all and pillage everything.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:50 No.

  you are COMMANDER JESUS the PLAGUED RULER destined to DIE TO AIDS

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:51 No.

  >197 replies oh gee

>> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 10/27/09(Tue)17:52 No.

  Oh wow, I actually got

  destined to DRILL THE HEAVENS

  brb rewatchin GL

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:54 No.

  PROTIP: it's a lulz-edit for an old flash (that was good itself)

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:56 No.

  I am Ultra Christ
  The one and only Otaku
  Destined to sleep with all Jews

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)17:57 No.

  I am Mecha Maximus, The Silent Assassin; Destined to Rape Europe!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:03 No.

  You are:
  Lazy Girl
  The
  Ruthless Sniper
  Destined To
  Rape the internet

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:03 No.

  >>1101866
  Yes, I hinted at that a few times in here.
  Original was "busyyouare" or something.

  New version will have little to do with that one though

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:03 No.

  You are Dildo Nigger the Impeccable Assassin destined to end all and pillage everything. Awesome.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:14 No.

  Aids McDonald the first nigger destined to die eating the internet.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:14 No.

  >205 replies...
  WHAT HAS THE DECOMPILER DONE!?

>> [_] Ultra Jew !YC95WWe73M 10/27/09(Tue)18:19 No.

  I am ULTRA JEW
  The legendary trip-fag
  Destined to BREAK CHILDREN

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:22 No.

  you are boss nigger the evil,evil otaku destined to rule all niggers lmao

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:23 No.

  YOU ARE MASTER ADVOCATE
  THE RUTHLESS VIKING-PRINCE
  DESTINED TO RULE ALL MANKIND

  FUCK YES

>> [_] Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)18:24 No.

  I AM DILDO SAURUS THE ONE AND ONLY ASSASSIN DESTINED TO SLEEP WITH ALL OF 4CHAN