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[_] [G] YOU ARE AN HERO Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:25 No.1103954
AND WILL LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME!
Final version for now. Has gender logics/restrictions.
(Only male is the default setting since I don't have many female ones in the wordlistyet)
And auto copy to clipboard whenever A DESTINY AS BEEN DECIDED!
AS IT IS WRITTEN
I, URIST MC SNAKE! THE BASEMENT-DWELLING BASEMENT-DWELLER DESTINED TO RAPE 4CHAN! WILL FOLLOW MY
DESTINY AND BECOME AN HERO!
And so can you!
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:38 No.1103961
I AM PSYCHO HACKER! THE BROODING FAGGOT DESTINED TO CUM INSIDE TWO BEARS AT ONCE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:39 No.1103964
I AM W.T. CANCER! THE ABANDONED TROLL DESTINED TO STICK HIS PENIS IN CANCER!
fucking lold wtf
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:40 No.1103966
I AM MEME JOE, THE HOWLING MAD SOCIOPATH DESTINED TO RE-INVENT THE HEAVENS.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:41 No.1103967
I AM WAFFEN-SS HIKKI! THE SUPREME FAGGOT DESTINED TO TASTE THE FLESH OF THE FBI!
lol I'm gonna get v&
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:42 No.1103970
...And I am Master Konata, the adorable overlord destined to do away with the trolls.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:48 No.1103974
>>1103970
No Konata, you are the trolls, and then Konata was a Lanced Jack.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:50 No.1103976
YOU ARE HITLERS ASSPIE, THE IMMORTAL TROLL DESTINED TO OVERCOME POLAND
pffft
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:53 No.1103980
you are the alpha virgin, the autistic super robot destined to get raped by original content. lol
wat.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:55 No.1103981
I am Funky D. Hacker the legendary Child-Molester destined to molest his little sis lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:57 No.1103982
I AM MASTER RAPIST! THE SLOBBY MERCENARY DESTINED TO OVERTHROW ALL VAGINAS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)12:59 No.1103983
I AM BOOZE RANGER THE FRIENDLY RULER, DESTINED TO WRESTLE WITH 4CHAN
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:00 No.1103984
I AM MAGNIFICENT HERNANDEZ THE FAGGY WARLOCK. DESTINED TO EAT ALL CAKES
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:02 No.1103985
I AM INFERNO PENIS, THE BASEMENT DWELLING CHRISTIAN, DESTINED TO KNOCK UP WHORES
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:04 No.1103986
i am the magnificent pedo the hallowed troll, destined to lead all mankind.
feels good man
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:07 No.1103987
DO YOU KNOW YOUR DESTINY? DO YOU KNOW YOUR DESTINY, WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR DESTINY ALLRIGHT?!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:08 No.1103988
I AM LAZY BOB THE LAST RULER DESTINED TO LEAD ALL POKEMON!
FUCK YEEAAAAH!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:09 No.1103989
I AM ALPHA SNACKS! THE FIRST DEITY TO DESTINED TO GET SLAIN BY FURRIES.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Worst. Death. Ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:11 No.1103990
I am Samuel L. Monger, the morbidly obese wanderer, destined to steal all vaginas
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:18 No.1103992
>>1103987
I SURE DO!
FOR I AM MOE PRIME! THE RONERY HERO DESTINED TO BURN ALL GOITERS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:20 No.1103993
I AM NOT X!! THE BROODING OTAKU DESTINED TO ENJOY ORIGINAL CONTENT!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:21 No.1103994
I am PUSSY MCGYVER
the DUMB AS SHIT FAILURE
destined to BE INFERIOR TO HIS BABY SISTER
megasadface you guys
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:21 No.1103995
I AM PSYCHO JESUS!
THE SUPREME OVERLORD DESTINED TO STICK MY PENIS IN THE MEMES!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:21 No.1103996
I am the omnipotent wizard named magnus 2000. I hereby ban all zombies from /f/!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:25 No.1104000
I AM VOMIT HIKKI!
THE HEROIC WARRIOR DESTINED TO COCKFIGHT WITH KINGS!
best.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:31 No.1104001
mammoth nigger
the basement dwelling assassin
destined to buttfuck dead people
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:40 No.1104005
You are MOE MOE MOE, the PRETTY COOL KILLER destined to BREAK RUSSIA
Also, I want to know what the music is. That's fucking epic.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:42 No.1104006
>>1104005
nirvash type zero - naoki sato
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:43 No.1104008
I AM TANTRUM KONG! THE ANONYMOUS HERO DESTINED TO SLAUGTHER ALL EVERYONE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:46 No.1104011
I AM MEME SNACKS THE TRAGIC WARRIOR DESTINED TO MERCILESSLY RULE THE FBI
wtf D:
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:48 No.1104012
STONE CHRIST, THE INDESTRUCTIBLE GOD DESTINED TO WIN THE INTERNET
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:48 No.1104014
I AM DRAGON RAPIST THE REJECTED GIANT DESTINED TO SOON MEET THE INTERNET!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:49 No.1104015
I AM FUNKY D. GOD, THE HALLOWED GEEK DESTINED TO MAKE LOVE WITH...
EVERYONE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:50 No.1104016
I AM LAZY KILLER THE COLD BLOODED CHILD MOLESTER DETINED TO LEAD ALL WOMEN
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:51 No.1104017
I AM HITLER'S FAILURE THE COLOSSAL SNOB DESTINED TO ANNIHILATE ALL FURRIES!
YES! MY DREAM IS FULFILLED!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:52 No.1104018
lol
I AM EASY PEDO! THE BLOODTHIRSTY GOD DESTINED TO BE LOVED BY THE WHITEHOUSE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:58 No.1104022
I AM TANTRUM MONGER! THE BROODING HACKER ON 'ROIDS DESTINED TO BREAK AFRICA!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)13:59 No.1104023
Lulz !
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:01 No.1104024
You are Stoned-kun the rejected NEET destined to conquer his mother!
You are faggy cancer the supreme reject destined to re-invent troll
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:06 No.1104026
Emperor Chan, the legendary superhero, destined to judge society.
There's something strangely poignant about that one.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:07 No.1104028
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:08 No.1104029
I AM W.T. PREACHER! THE HOPELESS PEDO DESTINED TO GET RID OF VAGINAS!
LAWL
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:08 No.1104030
I am Faggy Jesus, the Desperate Savior, destined to be superior to my inner demons.
Closet fag, anyone?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:09 No.1104032
I AM NIGGER JIM! THE EVIL, EVIL ANON DESTINED TO EAT TROLLS!
ahahah
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:09 No.1104033
I AM WHORE PREACHER! THE FAGGY RETARD DESTINED TO GET SLAIN BY THE GODS!
:(
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:11 No.1104035
I AM PALMTOP MC DONALD! THE MOUTH-BREATHING BASEMENT-DWELLER DESTINED TO STUDY ALL HIS BABY
SISTER!
oh god
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:12 No.1104037
I AM MAGNUS MC DONALD! THE MARKED VAMPIRE DESTINED TO BAPTIZE NIGGERS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:16 No.1104043
IM PISS CHAN the IMPECCABLE CHRISTIAN destinated to DIE TO TROLLS.
This game nows what happens in rl Oo;
>> [_] The Homicidal Killer Destined to Destroy Children Homicidal Sniper 10/30/09(Fri)14:17
No.1104044
I Am Homicidal Sniper, The Homicidal Killer Destined to Destroy Children!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:18 No.1104045
YOU ARE CAPTAIN GOD THE PERFECT TROLL DESTINED TO BAN ORIGINAL CONTENT!
I LIKE IT!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:19 No.1104046
I AM FAGGY CHAN! THE SHUT-IN MASTER-TROLL DESTINED TO GET RID OF CANCER!
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:36 No.1104060
I AM THE PENIS DAD THE BI-POLAR ASSASSIN, DESTINED TO SLEEP WITH ALL HIS MOTHER
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:36 No.1104061
I AM PENIS BOY, THE SUPREME RAPIST DESTINED TO BE THE MASTER OF AFRICA
shit, someone wants to trade continental masteries?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:38 No.1104062
I AM BOSS 2000 THE ADORABLE ASSASSIN DESTINED TO DESTROY 4CHAN
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:39 No.1104063
I AM PUSSY NIGGER
THE HOWLING MAD HIKKIKOMORI
DESTINED TO DOMINATE VALHALLA! LoL xD
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:39 No.1104064
I AM COMMANDER ONNICHAN! THE CHOSEN BASEMENT-DWELLER DESTINED TO MOLEST EVERYONE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:40 No.1104065
I AM MOE MOE VIRGIN THE HEROIC HACKER DESTINED TO
GET RID OF PEDOBEAR
XD
>> [_] Omega Faggot 10/30/09(Fri)14:41 No.1104066
I AM OMEGA FAGGOT, THE FEARED NIGGER DESTINED TO RE-INVENT THE PARTY VAN
it scares me how it almost makes sense
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:45 No.1104068
Alpha Hunter
Raging Wizard
Enslave Gods
Hell yeah!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:47 No.1104069
I AM FUNKY D. SOLDIER, THE HOMICIDAL DRIFTER, DESTINED TO BURN ALL THE TROLLS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:48 No.1104070
I AM FUNKY D. HIKKI THE BROODING LURKER DESTINED TO SLAUGHTER ALL NIGGERS
Fuck yeah
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:48 No.1104071
you are the hopeless Christ the anonymous child molester destined to rule all pedobear
>> [_] The Nigra 10/30/09(Fri)14:51 No.1104074
I AM TINY HERNANDEZ THE HULKIN OVERLORD DESTINED TO JUDGE 4CHAN!!!!
FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:56 No.1104076
I AM PISS RANGER! THE MEDICATED WIZARD DESTINED TO WIN MANKIND!
>> [_] Bizarro-Chan 10/30/09(Fri)14:57 No.1104077
I AM BIZARRO CHAN! THE HEROIC ANON DESTINED TO BAPTIZE AFRICA!
Brb, niggers.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:58 No.1104078
Lazy Pedo, the basement-dwelling master troll destined to pierce Africa.
This is terrifyingly accurate.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:58 No.1104079
I AM FUNKY D. SAVIOR! THE SLOBBY VAMPIRE DESTINED TO GET VISITED BY THE INTERNET!
I'll be waiting.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:59 No.1104080
I am mega hikki the lengendary wanderer destined to be the master of furries
>mega hikki
>wanderer
lolwut?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)14:59 No.1104081
I AM HOMICIDE PEDO! THE SILENT SAVIOR DESTINED TO TURN LEAD INTO THE PARTY VAN!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:09 No.1104085
Wow. On my very first roll, I got a story that makes complete sense:
You [are the] yandere destroyer [of the] admired boy [who was] destined to acquire original
content.
Sorry boy! Never trust a yandere!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:14 No.1104086
>>1104016
Detined?
>> [_] flck 10/30/09(Fri)15:16 No.1104087
I am Bizarro hikki the autistic hikkikomori destined to end all the internet
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:17 No.1104089
>>1104065
Godspeed, Moe Moe Virgin!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:37 No.1104098
you are the pussy penis the greasy tripfag destined to hack vaginas
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:37 No.1104099
I AM HOMICIDE SIMON! THE INSANE RAPIST DESTINED TO RE-EDUCATE HIMSELF!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:39 No.1104103
I AM FATHER NIGGER THE IMPECCABLE FAGGOT, DESTINED TO BUTTFUCK FRIED CHICKEN.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:49 No.1104111
I AM VIEWTIFUL SNACKS! THE UNBELIEVABLY FAT GENIUS DESTINED TO BRUTALIZE MOOT!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:54 No.1104114
I AM DOCTOR HUNTER THE EVIL EVIL ASSASSIN DESTINED TO RAPE JEWS
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)15:55 No.1104115
All the weeaboo terms destroy a very large strand of integrity as the flash pushes itself towards
an epic level.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:04 No.1104121
>>1104115
I think I'm gonna filter them then.
There will be a final version 2!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:04 No.1104122
INSTANT REPLIES
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:06 No.1104124
I AM TSUNDERE ANON! THE ORIGINAL GUY DESTINED TO DESTROY ALL RUSSIA
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:11 No.1104126
I AM ALPHA JOE, THE VERY ANGRY NIGGER, DESTINED TO EAT THE PARTY VAN!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:21 No.1104131
I am faggy Jesus, the friendly rapist destined to defeat vaginas!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:23 No.1104133
I AM BLAST LECTOR! THE LEGENDARY VERMIN DESTINED TO INCINERATE ALL AFRICA!
Should have been blast AIDS, but I can't have everything...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:28 No.1104138
>>1104121
Also I'm a terrible hack, but only cause I don't have AS down,yet.
Next iteration will have more logics,maybe even special events and more random stuff,maybe even a
whole little story.
Also, should be more elegant, so people with experience who decompile it won't eyeroll too much.
hehe.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:28 No.1104139
I AM BOOZE MASTER! THE MASSIVE DEITY DESTINED TO SEXUALLY HARASS GOITERS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:33 No.1104144
I AM THUNDER CHRIST! SLOBBY ZOMBIE DESTINED TO DOMINATE HIS WAIFU!
Fuck yeah!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:36 No.1104147
I AM HITLER'S CANCER! CHOSEN SUPERHERO DESTINED TO MOLEST JEWS!
HOLY FUCK!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:37 No.1104148
I AM SILENT MASTER! THE HEROIC DRIFTER DESTINED TO DEFEAT KINGS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:37 No.1104149
I AM MEGA GOD, THE HOMICIDAL LURKER DESTINED TO DO NOTHING ABOUT NIGGERS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:38 No.1104151
I AM FAT MOE, THE GIANT MERCENARY DESTINED TO BE KING OF THE INTERNET
>> [_] Commander Snake 10/30/09(Fri)16:39 No.1104152
I am Commander Snake. The Pretty Cool Troll destined to Incinerate All [of] Poland.
brb jews lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:42 No.1104154
I AM EMPEROR GOD! INFALLIBLE WANDERER DESTINED TO CUM INSIDE HIS BABY SISTER!
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:42 No.1104155
I find it more entertaining to keep hitting f5
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:45 No.1104157
I AM DARK JOE! RUTHLESS DRILLER DESTINED TO KNOCK UP NIGGERS!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:45 No.1104158
I'm a mecha nigger the heroic lurker destined to sort out niggers
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:46 No.1104160
>>1104155
I was playing with the thought of giving the preloader a play button, and another one to play
"NIGGERS" as much as one likes.
I,TANTRUM MAXIMUS! THE DESPERATE ASSASSIN DESTINED TO STEAL ALL THE PARTY VAN! Cherishes your
input!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:49 No.1104162
I am Battle Anon, the legendary deity destined to be slain by goiters!
... Fucking cancer.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:49 No.1104163
I AM BOOZE-CHAN, THE AUTISTIC GUY DESTINED TO RE-DEFINE THE INTERNET!
BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANTS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:51 No.1104166
I AM W.T. MC DONALD, THE MASSIVE NIGGER DESTINED TO GET RID OF LIFE
>massive nigger
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:52 No.1104167
I AM PSYCHO SNIPER THE ONE AND ONLY WANDERER DESTINED TO RE-EDUCATE THE POLICE!
fuck year
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:53 No.1104169
I AM MEME MAN! THE FABLED PSYCHOPATH DESTINED TO OVERCOME STDS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:55 No.1104170
I AM PALMTOP NIGGER THE COLD-BLOODED WARRIOR DESTINED TO DOMINATE VIKINGS!
Oh lawd.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:55 No.1104171
I AM FAT SAVIOR, THE MORBIDLY OBESE OTAKU DESTINED TO OVERCOME POLAND!
This is horrifyingly accruate
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:56 No.1104172
I AM BASEMENT SNIPER, THE RUTHLESS ANON DESTINED TO FAIL AT HIMSELF!!!
Yeah, I'd buy that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:57 No.1104174
I AM BLAST JEW! FEARED RULER DESTINED TO SUBDUE ALL THE POOR PEOPLE!
I fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:58 No.1104176
I AM BIZZARO AUTIST, THE LEGENDARY HACKER 'ON ROIDS, DESTINED TO JUDGE THE INTERNET.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:58 No.1104177
I AM INFERNO MAXIMUS THE INFALLIBLE COLOSSUS DESTINED TO CONSUME.. (oh boy oh boy) ....VAGINAS!
....here I come ladies.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)16:59 No.1104178
I AM BATTLE BOY, THE VERY ANGRY SAVIOR DESTINED TO CHALLENGE ALL THE INTERNET!
Birth of a troll
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:00 No.1104179
I am Mr. Soldier
the abadoned and rejected
destinied to liberate, FUCKING, nothing!
sad...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:00 No.1104182
Good old onii-chan, the shut in nerd, destined to destroy cakes.
Well, at least we know the flash speaks truth.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:01 No.1104183
I AM MEME X, THE AWE-INSPIRING PROFESSIONAL DESTINED TO STEAL GOD!
Cool!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:02 No.1104185
I AM LONELY-KUN THE SHUT-IN MASTER-TROLL DESTINED TO CUM INSIDE THE GODS!
MY JIZZ IS THE JIZZ THAT WILL PAINT THE HEAVENS!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:02 No.1104186
I AM LONGJOHN SNACKS, THE SCRAWNY SUPERMODEL, DESTINED TO BAN LIFE.
oh god
>> [_] MAMMOTH JESUS 10/30/09(Fri)17:04 No.1104187
I AM THE INSANE ANON DESTINED TO STICK HIS PENIS IN THE PARTYVAN.
BEHOLD!
>> [_] Gabu !!IfnSZz/QQRE 10/30/09(Fri)17:04 No.1104188
I am Bizzaro Fag
The Infallible rapist
destined to get raped by big boss
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:04 No.1104189
I AM GOOD OLD MAN, THE RUTHLESS PEDO DESTINED TO END ALL THE HEAVENS!
Shit yeah!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:05 No.1104190
I AM MR. MOE, THE HOPELESS BASEMENT-DWELLER DESTINED TO BATTLE WITH HIMSELF!
brb schizophrenia
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:07 No.1104191
I BE TINY NIGGER, THE DUMB AS SHIT BEHEMOTH, DESTINED TO BAN AFRICA.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:07 No.1104192
I AM FATHER CANCER! THE IMMORTAL DESTROYER DESTINED TO EAT ALL CHILDREN!
Big pharm will make a killing off all the chemo..
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:08 No.1104194
I AM RUTHLESS RETARD! THE INSANE TROLL DESTINED TO DUEL WITH DEATH!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:10 No.1104195
Jesus cancer, the chosen nerd, destined to kidnap original content.
I am surprised this thing can generate such coherent destinies.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:10 No.1104196
I AM MASTER SNIPER! IMPECCABLE ASSASSIN DESTINED TO DISCOVER THE GOVERNMENT!
brh v&
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:10 No.1104197
IM A :BLAST VIRGIN. THE:ANNOYING SLOB DESTINED TO:TASTE THE FLESH OF POOR PEOPLE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:12 No.1104198
I AM BIZARRO GOD! THE IDEAL RULER DESTINED TO DO AWAY WITH SOCIETY!
..huh
>> [_] Magnus Fag 10/30/09(Fri)17:13 No.1104199
I AM MAGNUS FAG! THE RIGHT TROLL DESTINED TO RE-EDUCATION TROLLS!
School's in session bitches!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:14 No.1104201
I AM YANDERE MAN, THE SUCCESSFUL VIKING PRINCE. I AM DESTINED TO BE THE MASTER OF SOCIETY.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:14 No.1104202
I AM NOT SNAKE! THE AWE-INSPIRING KILLER DESTINED TO BRUTALIZE THE HEAVENS!
FUCK YES
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:15 No.1104203
I AM CHIEF HERNANDEZ! THE HEROIC VAMPIRE DESTINED TO END ALL CANCER!
/b/ here I come!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:16 No.1104204
>>1104195
I'm working on it, oooookay?
I'm creating a WHOLE NEW SYSTEM as we speak!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:17 No.1104205
I AM RUTHLESS RAPIST! THE DESPERATE RAPIST DESTINED TO SELL THE POOR PEOPLE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:17 No.1104206
I AM NOT JIM! THE COLD-BLOODED MAN DESTINED TO BE INFERIOR TO DEAD PEOPLE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:19 No.1104207
I AM THUNDER HERNANDEZ! THE GREASY GENIUS DESTINED TO KIDNAP MANKIND!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:19 No.1104208
I AM BASEMENT CHAN! THE TRAGIC TROLL DESTINED TO JUDGED VAGINAS!
OH SHI-
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:26 No.1104211
I am Alpha Tiger, The Abandoned Vermin.
It is my destiny to SUBDUE ALL FURRIES.
THEY ABANDONED ME, AND THEY'RE GONNA PAY ROAR
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:34 No.1104216
HOORAY
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:35 No.1104217
I AM SUPER ANON! THE ABANDONED CHRISTIAN DESTINED TO SOON MEET KINGS!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:37 No.1104218
I am Aids Moe the Braindead Warrior destined to battle with Poor People!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:38 No.1104220
I AM THE KING ASSASSIN, THE FRIENDLY BASEMENT-DWELLER, DESTINED TO BE THE MASTER OF 4CHAN!
FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:41 No.1104222
I AM KING ASSASSIN! THE LEGENDARY GOBLIN DESTINED TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL TIBET!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:41 No.1104223
I AM COMMANDER MASTER
THE SILENT MECHA
DESTINED TO BE SUPERIOR TO RUSSIA
So basically, I'm gonna be Russell Crowe in a Ninja mecha, armed with a nuclear gatling railgun
or some sick shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:42 No.1104226
I AM WHORE KILLER THE OMNIPOTENT HACKER ON ROIDS DESTINED TO CUM INSIDE SOCIETY
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:43 No.1104227
I AM LIGHTNING MAN THE ANONYMOUS MASTER TROLL DESTINED TO REDEFINE FRIED-CHICKEM
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:45 No.1104228
I am bizarro God, the one and only christian destined to kidnap the heavens.
lolwut?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:45 No.1104229
I AM SUPER KILLER! THE ADORABLE TROLL DESTINED TO INVADE THE WHITEHOUSE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:48 No.1104232
I AM GENOCIDE KONG THE LEGENDARY GOD DESTINED TO END GOD
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)17:50 No.1104233
>I am surprised this thing can generate such coherent destinies.
You and me both. This has to be the best random generator I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:03 No.1104240
I am Super Hacker the omnipotent nerd destined to buy-out 4chan. And I'm tearing the fucker down
when this happens.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:04 No.1104242
I AM THUNDER HUNTER THE MEDICATED MERCENARY DESTINED TO RULE ALL GODS
FUCK YEAR BORDERLANDS
/thread
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:08 No.1104244
I AM THE TSUNDERE ADVOCATE, THE LEADING SNIPER DESTINED TO BATTLE WITH FURRIES!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:09 No.1104246
I AM BASEMENT JEW! THE DUMB AS SHIT WANDERER DESTINED TO BAPTIZE TWO BEARS AT ONCE!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:25 No.1104256
I AM NIGGER JESUS! THE ADORABLE MASTER-TROLL DESTINED TO PIERCE THE GOVERNMENT!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:30 No.1104258
I AM DARK SNIPER! THE CHOSEN ONE DESTINED TO DUEL WITH THE PARTY VAN!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:32 No.1104260
I AM PENIS JACK THE FLAWLESS GENIUS DESTINED TO BRUTALIZE VAGINAS.
>> [_] As requested Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:33 No.1104262
I AM FUNKY D. FAG THE WANTED FAGGOT DESTINED TO REINVENT HIS WAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:40 No.1104266
I AM GOOD OLD ANON, THE COLOSSAL OTAKU, WHO WILL OVERTHROW ALL THE GODS!
>> [_] NoMoreHeroes !FxQ7YSRba6 10/30/09(Fri)18:40 No.1104267
I AM BOSS MCDONALD THE PROBABLY FIRST MURDERER DESTINE TO DEFEAT THE INTERNET!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:41 No.1104268
I AM ETERNAL KONG! THE HULKING MURDERER DESTINED TO SORT OUT ZOMBIES!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:42 No.1104270
I AM BOOZE MCDONALD THE INFALLIBLE RAPIST DESTINED TO BE SUPERIOR TO THE FBI
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:43 No.1104271
I AM WELFARE ADVOCATE! THE ABANDONED VAMPIRE DESTINED TO CHALLENGE ALL WHORES!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:44 No.1104272
i AM HOPELESS LECTOR THE ABANDONED FAILURE DESTINED TO BE LOVED BY RAPISTS
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)18:51 No.1104275
I am the Mammoth X the brutal sociopath destined to ban the memes
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:17 No.1104293
I AM WAFFEN-SS HIKKI! THE VERY ANGRY GUY DESTINED TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL HIMSELF!
holy shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:19 No.1104295
I AM WELFARE JESUS! THE CHOSEN MERCENARY DESTINED TO MURDER PEDOBEAR!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:21 No.1104296
I AM GENOCIDE LECTOR, THE WANTED GOBLIN DESTINED TO EAT ALL THE POOR PEOPLE!
And I'll do it too. Mark my words.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:24 No.1104300
I AM WHORE RAPIST THE PROBABLY LAST HERO DESTINED TO GET KILLED BY NOTHING.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:26 No.1104301
You are captain hikki the ronery ruler destined to destroy whores.
Oh my god that was fucking perfect.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:27 No.1104302
I AM W.T. SNACKS, THE INSANE MASTER-TROLL, DESTINED TO GET SLAIN BY MOOT
Wait, what?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:28 No.1104303
i'm joey.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:29 No.1104306
I AM STONE COLD CHRIST! THE LEADING TROLL DESTINED TO MOLEST THE GOVERNMENT!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:30 No.1104307
Always the most posted flash out of them all...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:31 No.1104310
I PENIS MCGYVER, PRETTY COOL DEITY
DESTINED TO
BE SUPERIOR TO MANKIND
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:32 No.1104311
>>1104310
Screencap that shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:34 No.1104313
I AM ULTRA JEW! THE ACNE-RIDDEN GOD, DESTINED TO EAT CHILDREN.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:38 No.1104315
I AM TINY NIGGER! THE HOPELESS NIGGER DESTINED TO FAIL AT THE FBI!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:43 No.1104318
Wheelchair Christ, autistic ruler destined to battle with AIDS
>> [_] Havok !n9iTsvzCk. 10/30/09(Fri)19:52 No.1104323
FUCK NO!
I am the wheelchair jew the humungos slob destined to be inferior to women
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:55 No.1104326
I AM BATTLE CHAN THE HUMUNGOUS SOCIOPATH DESTINED TO DUEL WITH EVERYONE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:55 No.1104327
I AM GOOD OLD SAN THE FAGGY HERO DESTINED TO STICK HIS PENIS INTO POLAND
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)19:56 No.1104328
I AM AIDS PENIS, THE SLOBBY NIGGER DESTINED TO CUM INSIDE KINGS.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)20:01 No.1104331
I AM ALPHA-KUN THE ANONYMOUS GENIUS DESTINED TO RE-INVENT HOODS
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)20:02 No.1104332
I AM PUSSY TIGER, THE MORBIDLY OBESE KILLER DESTINED TO MOLEST MOOT.
Fear me, oh fearing people.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)20:05 No.1104334
I am Genocide Retard, the evil-evil tripfag destined to end himself.
Damn.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)20:08 No.1104335
I AM WELFARE FAILURE THE ABANDONED MAN DESTINED TO DIE EATING THE POLICE
>> [_] me 10/30/09(Fri)20:12 No.1104337
I AM LIGHTNING ASSASSIN! THE INFALLIBLE HACKER ON 'ROIDS DESTINED TO DEFEAT POKEMON!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/30/09(Fri)20:34 No.1104350
I am Lonely Kun The Shut-In Deity Destined to Cum Inside Mankind
oh wow....ahahahaha
