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[_] Anon 3312618
>> [_] Anon 3312620 >># does it work??
>> [_] Anon 3312644 >># I singed my dick when I tried something similar.

File: self_respecting_republican_teaches_safe_ sex.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Porn)
[_] Anon 2950573
>> [_] Romania itself 2950575 What the fuck mate What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2950584 >># >self-respecting I have no respect for this person and not just cause he is a self-proposed republican. Just go buy yourself an onahole from bad dragon or j list.
>> [_] Anon 2950586 >># Seems pretty good to me. It looks like it replicates a vagina pretty well and after you're done you can just dump it so no one will find out what a fucking weirdo you are.
>> [_] Anon 2950587 >># If you took anything pertaining to this flash seriously including the title you are gullible beyond saving.
>> [_] Anon 2950594 >tfw I have done this before
>> [_] Anon 2950625 >># >Srsness on 4chan No, just, no
>> [_] Anon 2950640 >># did it work good?

File: Banana fleshlight.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Porn)
[_] It really works! Kool !TurnipypyA 2866549 "Ooo, so this is what a vagina feels like!" Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2866574 WHAT A FLAMER
>> [_] Anon 2866576 Is that a Steel Panther shirt? the thought of that made me think that this was a gag video. Though the ass cunt shit was the joke I was waiting for; honestly disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 2866578 Jesus christ this guy makes me really uncomfortable.
>> [_] Anon 2866584 >># >Don't forget to tape up the backdoor, MMMMMMM cringe
>> [_] Anon 2866585 Deadmau5 gets weirder and weirder.
>> [_] Anon 2866588 That was terrible duct tape wrapping technique. Jesus just leave it on the roll and keep wrapping it around.
>> [_] Anon 2866625 Do does this work?
>> [_] Anon 2866631 >># I have an average dick. Didn't fit into the banana. The peel isn't wide enough unless you got a particularly wide banana hanging around.
>> [_] Kool !TurnipypyA 2866641 >># That's sad man. Really sad.
>> [_] Anon 2866645 >># Yeah I know but I don't really care anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2866687 I just cringed throughout the entire video.
>> [_] Anon 2866693 Doesn't this infringe TheAmazingAtheist's patent
>> [_] Anon 2866695 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2866724 I could actually feel my dick receding into my body as I watched this.
>> [_] Anon 2866728 >just jack that little shit off
>> [_] Anon 2866737 I like how he says, "Don't want to burn your little dick" you'd need a little dick to have to resort to this
>> [_] Anon 2866738 I've done this before. It feels pretty good, but it's no substitute for a flesh-light.
>> [_] Anon 2866746 Or how about just do what a sane man would and peel the banana and just hold it together while you jack instead of fucking with the tape at all. Same result. Oh that didn't occur to you? I wonder why.
>> [_] Anon 2866749 plus like a cheap fleshlight costs 20 bucks. too poor for that?
>> [_] Anon 2866762 >># I burned my dick, help
>> [_] Anon 2866763 >># dumbshit he said wait > go too /b/ and explain all the steps and everything you done
>> [_] Anon 2866764 or...... you could just cut top and bottom and make a slit down the middle and pull the banana out and fucking there you go.

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[_] Anon 2828191
>> [_] Anon 2828192 haha wtf is this shit
>> [_] Azathoth !qcFRXhBEeQ 2828200 You can pick up an entry-level onahole for like $10-$15. There's really no excuse.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2828202 Shania twain T shit. brilliant.
>> [_] Anon 2828220 Help I put it in for 40 seconds and now my dick wont stop stinging what do i do?
>> [_] Anon 2828224 sauce me and I will forever be your banana
>> [_] Anon 2828233 >># here you are me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g8rlFP0 J8c
>> [_] Anon 2828241 >># will you be my banana man?
>> [_] Anon 2828246 >># Hopping over on de white-hot sands?
>> [_] Anon 2828252 What if your dick is to thick for a Banana
>> [_] Anon 2828260 >average erect dick fits inside a banana Thanks for confidence boost, gay banana man.
>> [_] Anon 2828304 you know what they need to make? a dildo that doubles as an fleshlight

File: self_respecting_republican_teaches_safe_ sex.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2708019
>> [_] Anon 2708024 I feel violated. I can only imagine how violated that banana feels
>> [_] Anon 2708086 >># I tried this shit years ago, it was a mess, the banana was too tight and it fucking came apart and the tape was not enough to keep it togheter, and my dick smelled like banana for days. I'm not even that big.
>> [_] Anon 2708117 Is this John Sakars' son?
>> [_] Anon 2708125 why
>> [_] Anon 2708132 >># There's no way in hell I could fit my dick in that thing.
>> [_] Anon 2708135 >># this was what he meant by vegan vagina
>> [_] Anon 2708142 >># does this work?

File: Banana fleshlight.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Japanese)
[_] For ya waifu Anon 2619971
>> [_] Anon 2619984 gotta try everything once amirite
>> [_] Anon 2619986 I watched it all... mfw when bbq sauce
>> [_] Anon 2619993 You know, I am not gay nor do I want to fuck fruit... but holy shit this gay dude made me laugh harder than I have in a looooong time.
>> [_] Anon 2619995 "shoulda bought a pocket pussy" my mother found them
>> [_] Anon 2619996 >># So? If she has a problem with it, tell her to fuck off. Or ask her if she'd be okay with you fucking hookers or something.
>> [_] Anon 2620021 What a nice young man. God bless him.
>> [_] Anon 2620032 I died when he said to use chocolate syrup

File: Banana fleshlight.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Other)
[_] Good times Anon 2607498
>> [_] Anon 2607528 hahahahahahahahahaha for real though has anyone tried this
>> [_] Anon 2607531 "pocket pussy" nigga, everybody knows what you actually want
>> [_] Anon 2607541 >is that what a vagina feels like? holy shit ive never laughed so hard in my life

File: diy_fleshlight.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Other)
[_] Neat Anon 2576078
>> [_] Anon 2576086 My, that was enlightening.
>> [_] Anon 2576102 >># if your dick fits in there you probably should be thinking about school
>> [_] Anon 2576104 i tried that once. dick split it in half.
>> [_] Anon 2576107 IT MADE MUSTARD GAS
>> [_] Anon 2576108 >># you didn't microwave it long enough
>> [_] Anon 2576115 >># You're gonna have to find a jumbo banana
>> [_] Anon 2576117 probably works better with a plantain if your girth cannot be contained
>> [_] Anon 2576118 >># There's a school for your dick?
>> [_] Anon 2576121 2 sponges stuffed in half a water bottle is a way better way to do this. You can even use a disposable rubber glove as lining if you want to reuse it.
>> [_] Anon 2576126 can you reuse this
>> [_] Anon 2576142 I hate everything about this guy
>> [_] Anon 2576150 >># if you are okay with fruit flies and a lil mold. or you could refridgerate and renuke it

File: Sex_Education.swf-(8.34 MB, 426x238, Other)
[_] How to get laid Anon 2534307 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2534315 did that little fuck just call my dick little
>> [_] Anon 2534321 >># Just tried this burned my dick You should wait longer than 2 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2534331 >># Why am I surprised one of you faggots actually tried this.NEVER fuck something you just microwaved. Dear god.
>> [_] Anon 2534365 are these the same people who fuck grapefruit?
>> [_] Anon 2534387 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l41KoElG BPU
>> [_] Anon 2534389 >># Sorry wrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ug JYA
>> [_] Guy who burned dick 2534394 >># Nah man, grapefruit feels all veiney. its not worth it. The banana is working wonders right now
>> [_] Anon 2534395 >># 2:45 Lost my shit
>> [_] Anon 2534404 >># BWWHOOWHHOOWWHHWOWOGGAHHGOOGHGOGLLGOGLGO LGGHHHHHGOGLOLL
>> [_] Anon 2534412 Can confirm that Hershey's syrup worked PERFECTLY as a replica asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2534434 >># Nigga you supposed to wait 2 minuets. Anon just forgot.
>> [_] Anon 2534437 >tfw your dick doesn't fir in the banana
>> [_] Anon 2534440 >># >tfw anon really has a dick too small to fit.
>> [_] Anon 2534454 >># what in the fucking hell is wrong with people fucking fruit wtf
>> [_] Anon 2534457 >># I want normies to leave.

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[_] pocket pussies Anon 2372673
>> [_] Anon 2372680 Dafuq did I just watch. *looks over at a banana on his desk*
>> [_] Anon 2372683 >># *stabs you in the balls* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>> [_] Anon 2372688 >># >hurr look at me I'm being unoriginal lolololol I'm so funny
>> [_] Anon 2372690 what's goin on in this thread
>> [_] Anon 2372694 >># faggotry of the highest caliber.
>> [_] Anon 2372696 Jesus, just use a sock or hire a prostitute, no need to make Banana Shark 2.0
>> [_] Anon 2372702 >># >Implying I'm trying to be funny Asterisks + Actions are fucking stupid, that was my point.
>> [_] Anon 2372704 >># tube sock + vaseline + microwave = a good time.
>> [_] Anon 2372706 Now I'll never be alone!
>> [_] Anon 2372707 >># No, your point was to use something that was funny a long time ago completely out of context in a vain attempt to get people on an anonymous imageboard to say positive things about you, when nobody else in your life will. Go stick your dick in a power outlet.
>> [_] Anon 2372710 >># And you're projecting, nice argument you gave.
>> [_] Anon 2372714 >># >look guys I know buzzwords hur hurrr ur projecting lol faget I take it "you're projecting" has become the new "I know you are but what am I?".
>> [_] Anon 2372718 >these replies
>> [_] Anon 2372720 >># http://i.imgur.com/NDcuqgc.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2372721 >># Look I'm not going to argue with someone that is going to argue with how I point out how stupid something is in my opinion in my own way. To be honest, I find this shit not funny either >hur hur I am paraphrasing your words very poorly. But it's not like I'm making generalizations of you right off the bat. You're projecting since you laid the implication out that I somehow for some reason want positive things said about me about how funny my stupid ass joke was.
>> [_] Anon 2372723 >># >I'm trying Errytim
>> [_] Anon 2372730 Degenerate filth.
>> [_] Anon 2372731 >># If you're going to try to make a point about anything, use your own fucking words, not those of someone else, which were used in a different fucking context. This is 4chan. If you post copypasta, it will be recognized almost instantaneously, and you will be called out on your lack of originality. Fucking get your own material.
>> [_] Anon 2372739 how fucking small does your dick have to be to fit inside a fucking banana?
>> [_] Anon 2372742 >># wouldn't that depend on how long the banana has been fucking?
>> [_] Anon 2372743 >># Get a load of this guy. >4CHAN IS MEANT FOR ORIGINAL CONTENT ONLY >NO MEMES ALLOWED HERE
>> [_] Anon 2372745 >># >4chan >original shit here has been stale since 2005
>> [_] Anon 2372749 >># Not to be a dick, but /f/ is a board based around content creation and being that its one of the "smallest" boards on 4chan, its easier to saturate /f/ with utter shit. Please exercise some discretion.
>> [_] Anon 2372750 Woah waoh waoh Let's stop talking about what happened in '42, instead let's talk about the matter at hand -- sticking your dick in a duct tape banana.
>> [_] Anon 2372752 >># dude dude listen 4chan is nothing if not flooded with shit, the whole site. Its sad but it cant be helped anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2372756 >># Yeah, what's your point? You realize that the greentext in my post wasn't serious and was meant to mock the guy I was replying to right?
>> [_] Anon 2372757 >># I don't think anyone in this thread realizes anything
>> [_] Anon 2372763 >># this thread helped me find god
>> [_] Anon 2372770 whose dick is that small
>> [_] Anon 2372776 he forget to say to put a dinner spoon in the banana before you microwave it
>> [_] Anon 2372790 >># then you really don't realize anything
>> [_] Anon 2372793 There's no way in hell this man is a heterosexual male.
>> [_] Anon 2372795 >># Nope The way he says >Vagina...or asshole which ever your wanting to fuck
>> [_] Anon 2372805 Oh boy, I can't wait to shove my dick into a BBQ banana anus.
>> [_] Anon 2372809 If you put your dick in this, you deserve the inevitable 3rd degree burns that follow, as well as the awkward conversation with the emergency room staff.
>> [_] Anon 2372810 >># Whoever try this has to be a fat neckbeard. Can say you got those marks from pouring ramen on your dick by accident.
>> [_] Anon 2372817 >># This gets me thinking >A neckbeard has filled a pocket pussy with ramen for the ultimate experience
>> [_] Anon 2372819 >># >It's like fucking my waifu with tentacles around my dick! My life is finally complete!
>> [_] Anon 2372820 >enzite commercial playing in background and my sides just went into orbit
>> [_] Anon 2372854 >># >Is that what a vagina feels like I don't think we need to assume anything
>> [_] Anon 2372857 ENJOY YOUR LITTLE ASSCUNT

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[_] Anon 2353088 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2353094 gelu banana~~
>> [_] Lemur-kun !o5tbkzPCnA 2353104 My sides. Please, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2353106 I hope this person dies
>> [_] Anon 2353108 tape not necessary. also, banana usage first recorded in a weeds promo, the uncle telline the younger brother - microwave banana etc.
>> [_] Anon 2353111 >># Hey I remember that, they had to call a plumber because he was flushing socks down the toilet.
>> [_] Anon 2353136 11/10 would laugh again
>> [_] Anon 2353192 Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Niel Armstrong?
>> [_] Anon 2353197 Lost it at that last part.
>> [_] fucking the banana Anon 2353202 think i might try this, but i think little bits of left over banana inside the... thing might go in my dick hole a little bit. this worries me. i mean i know i can just like piss it out but what if the banana has a new form of aids that you could only contract by........ fucking a banana. so i'm still a little on the edge if i want to fuck a banana skin.
>> [_] Anon 2353210 >Average sized cock That's a joke right, that thing is way to small even for average sized. Also I just want to beat his face in.
>> [_] Anon 2353211 >># It's posts like these that give me reason to live.