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[_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)05:05:08 No.2882674
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)05:55:07 No.2882694
this shit is so hipster i think my brain just imploded.
Btw, i have a finely diced-dick, and it looks fucking awesome. You poor fucks that couldnt have
parents rich enough (and by rich i mean $300 goddamn you black ass niggers) to get it fabricated
like a fine 4150 steel are dumb as hell to even begin to imagine that your legit, "always flaccid
lookin pink pecker" ever looked good to a girl. oh yea, enjoy your smegma you sick fucks.
-Posted from your moms iPhone
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)06:13:01 No.2882700
>>2882694
Seems this one got struck a bit too close to home. Dont worry man, noone blames you for the bad
decisions of your parents.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)06:16:00 No.2882702
>>2882700
I blame you for goal-post moving. How about actually attempt to refute my points instead of being
a complete ass hat and arguing semantics of parental choices.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)06:17:04 No.2882704
>>2882700
btw nice doubles you faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)06:18:30 No.2882706
>>2882694
Why are you so anally crusaded over a shitty flash on a mongolian imageboard?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)06:39:42 No.2882716
>>2882706
because i could have seen another mongolian goddamn video instead of a buddy-holly-ass-mothe
rfucker tell me about how he thinks about dicks all day in a video on College Humor of all sites.
If you dont rage at this, its like you don't even get mad about Donald Trump.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:02:37 No.2882727
>>2882694
>Americans are this butthurt over their mutilated dicks
lel
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:19:11 No.2882735
I'm actually circumsized because I got attacked when I was a child and upon healing my dick was
basically sealed shut, and my foreskin was fused into itself in knots.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:22:49 No.2882737
I'd circumcise my son because it looks horrible otherwise, and no woman likes a foreskin. Not a
single one.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:43:52 No.2882747
>>2882727
I get butthurt over it. But its for the same reason I get butthurt over a lot of things.
Because people just wont shut the fuck up about it. Honestly, who cares. Who really cares? If you
are measuring yourself against others based on things like circumcision, then I don't care if you
actually do care about it, as your opinion is worth very little at that point.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:44:12 No.2882749
>>2882737
>Americans
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:47:03 No.2882752
>>2882674
>cock sleeve or no clock sleeve
Are you cucks fucking serious?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)07:56:20 No.2882757
>>2882737
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbTdkWV89Ak
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)08:00:53 No.2882758
>this thread
did I somehow ended up on /b/?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)09:26:49 No.2882793
>>2882758
This is actually more of a /r9k/ thing. As a board, one of the things they do is obsess over
minor things, because fixating on an excuse absolves you of personal responsibility.
They say "oh, if only [thing I can't change] was different, my life would be perfect" and it's
not true. If you could go back in time and prevent their circumcision, they'd grow up to blame
something else for preventing their happiness.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)09:28:22 No.2882794
Joking aside, we all know uncut is superior. Shit is just logical.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)09:36:23 No.2882795
>>2882793
You can still prevent the genital mutilation of others.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)09:40:31 No.2882798
>>2882727
I'm American and was never circumcised. I guess my mom realized it was retarded kikery and said
NO.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)09:45:27 No.2882801
>>2882793
Truth
Although, I've heard circumcision argued on many boards like /a/ and /tg/.
What the fuck is anon's obsession with talking about dicks?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:23:19 No.2882820
>>2882747
obviously you don't think it matters cause you drew the short straw.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:31:43 No.2882825
>taking collegehumor seriously
shiggy
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:36:23 No.2882830
>>2882798
I'm not American, but I was circumcised when I was 12 for medical reasons ;/
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:37:21 No.2882832
uncircumcised dick is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:40:48 No.2882833
>>2882832
you think a dried head, ring-shaped scar and no frenulum looks better and that's okay. you don't
have sex with your sense of sight, anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:52:44 No.2882839
>>2882833
>you think a dried head, ring-shaped scar and no frenulum looks better
Porn directors certainly do.
Not only do they look at a metric fuckton of dicks, but of sexual acts in general, and i trust in
their expertise.
>you don't have sex with your sense of sight
Actually, the act of sex is more of a mental thing than anything
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:54:38 No.2882842
>>2882839
>using directors of porn in an appealing to authority fallacy
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:55:42 No.2882844
>>2882842
I honestly cant think of a profession where you see more dicks that has a quantifiable result as
to preference, can you?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:57:40 No.2882845
>>2882839
>Porn directors certainly do
who cares what they think? porn directors don't sit in hospitals, inspecting male babies for
future actors and go "he's got potential, snip him and we'll pick him up after 18 years".
Besides, do you have a proper source for that info?
>act of sex is more of a mental thing
I can only surmise that you're saying it doesn't matter if you're circumcised or not. gonna have
to clarify
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)10:58:21 No.2882848
>>2882844
where did you even get the idea that porn directors prefer uncircumcised anyway, your argument is
based on useless assumption
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:02:10 No.2882851
>>2882801
>What the fuck is anon's obsession with talking about dicks?
It becomes a forced discussion since circumcised people are so easily offended.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:03:23 No.2882853
>>2882851
they're very rough and abrasive, get it?
I'm talking about the heads of their dicks
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:04:02 No.2882854
>>2882845
>I can only surmise that you're saying it doesn't matter if you're circumcised or not.
This is exactly what i am saying, and there are studys for this.
http://www.thepredicktor.com/predicktor/circumcision/
>who cares what they think?
The consumer of porn, aesthetics is everything, and it is a business.
> porn directors don't sit in hospitals, inspecting male babies for future actors and go "he's
got potential, snip him and we'll pick him up after 18 years".
No, but they do have a choice.
>Besides, do you have a proper source for that info?
I had one but i cant find it. If you wish to argue that more males are indeed not circumcised
than are, then fine.
I will laugh at you though, you know the truth as much as i do.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:06:01 No.2882857
>>2882839
>Porn directors certainly do.
Not surprising considering most of them are fucking jews.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:07:07 No.2882858
fucking americans
crazy bastards
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:07:19 No.2882859
>>2882854
>I will laugh at you though
way to throw a fine argument away, I thought you were better. Go on then, keep fighting for the
rights and profits of porn directors, I don't care anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:10:16 No.2882862
>>2882859
>way to throw a fine argument away,
I don't have the effort to look up "circumcision rates in porn stars" past page 3 of google,
sorry.
I ceded the arguement. If that is enough for you, fine.
But we both know the truth.
> Go on then, keep fighting for the rights and profits of porn directors
This has nothing to do with the porn directors themselves, but my inability to think of a
profession more suited to the argument.
If you have one that is logical, please present it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:13:08 No.2882865
>>2882862
na
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:15:18 No.2882868
>>2882865
Fair enough, i could not think of one either.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:16:42 No.2882870
>>2882716
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:18:46 No.2882872
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:19:10 No.2882873
>>2882859
>Go on then, keep fighting for the rights and profits of porn directors, I don't care anymore.
Strawman
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:21:22 No.2882874
>>2882851
Anon pls stop talking about dicks
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:24:24 No.2882875
Only part that's ever gotten me is the nerve damage some people get from irresponsible
circumcisions. I don't lose my shit over it but I always have been curious what sex would feel
like if I still had my foreskin and if it would've been better having those extra nerves. There's
foreskin restoration surgery nowadays which I may get in the future.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/22/15(Sat)11:26:45 No.2882876
>>2882875
>t I always have been curious what sex would feel like if I still had my foreskin and if it
would've been better having those extra nerves.
Studys say no, for both the chicks and the guys.
