File: The Real Reason Youre Circumcised.swf-(9.82 MB, 1280x720, Other)
[_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)21:41:44 No.2879816
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)21:48:03 No.2879825
Never knew that cornflakes dude popularized this shit
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:01:17 No.2879832
Ever notice how uncutfags are always supremely buttblasted about circumcision, but cutfags
generally don't give a fuck?
I guess cutfags just aren't as sensitive about it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:06:48 No.2879835
>>2879832
>aren't as sensitive
>cut
ayy lmao
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:16:37 No.2879841
>>2879832
10/10
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:19:25 No.2879847
100+ replies.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:46:50 No.2879857
>Not wanting to last longer during sex
>Wanting smegma
>Wanting to have your foreskin get in the way of your piss stream and make you spray that shit
everywhere at least twice a month
(And girls do think that shit is weird, even the biggest slut I know said she'd never fuck an
uncut dick)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:52:06 No.2879860
>>2879857
Exactly.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:53:50 No.2879862
I was circumcised at birth, but I'm doing some foreskin restoration (tugging) to get enough
coverage to keep my glans protected again.
The big problem with being cut is that your cock dries out... the head of your cock is supposed
to look juicy and wet, not dried out and cracked like a piece of beef jerky.
I'm worried that if I don't restore now while I'm still in my 20s I'll end up with erectile
dysfunction or some serious sensitivity problems in the future.
feels bad to have my genitals mutilated at birth. feels fucking bad.
>you will never have a normal dick
>you will never have your original foreskin
>all those nerve endings lost forever
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:55:52 No.2879865
>>2879857
>Wanting smegma
I'm not cut and I've only ever seen smegma in really nasty porn
>>2879862
If I pull my foreskin back it doesn't hurt to touch the head of my dick but it's so overly
sensitive that it feels too weird to get off that way
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)22:59:37 No.2879868
>>2879857
>>2879865
>I'm not cut and I've only ever seen smegma in really nasty porn
Basically ^this
I didn't even know this shit existed. Apparently in some countries, men don't wash their dicks.
Fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:00:05 No.2879869
>>2879857
Come on, do you have sex for your partner's sake, or your own? Only a moron would try to spin
"feels worse" into something positive.
Smegma isn't a thing if you wash your dick, girls who aren't american don't find it wierd,
everyone knows how to pee.
Even if you wanted to stop mutilating your dicks, you can't, cause american girls demand dick
mutilation, and cutfags rationalize it into something positive.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:01:37 No.2879874
>>2879832
>cutfags generally don't give a fuck?
Speak for yourself, I'll never forgive the Jews for what they did to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:01:39 No.2879875
>>2879865
It's mostly about freedom of choice. If someone wants to be circumcised, let them make that
decision when they are a full grown adult. Just imagine if someone sliced out your eyes at birth
and then listed a bunch of bullshit reasons why being blind is awesome and has all these great
benefits "YOU CAN BE LIKE DAREDEVIL LMAO!!"
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:02:56 No.2879878
>>2879857
>>2879865
>>2879868
>not having a smegma fetish
NORMIES!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:06:50 No.2879882
>>2879875
i actually wish i could be blind, do you know how much pussy blind men get? the sympathy factor
alone gets you laid, besides that you don't have to watch retarded bullshit on TV/retarded Ads on
computers/see ugly women/see ugly transgenders/see gay guys kissing, so many benefits to being
blind.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:07:39 No.2879885
19 cm length, uncut cock master race reporting in
I have no problem with cutfags, except for when they try to convince me that being circumscribed
has benefits. That's just fucking laughable. Uncut is superior in every imaginable way, only a
brainwashed cucklord would think otherwise.
The only foreseeable benefit, if any, is hygiene. Here's a little tip, just wash your fucking
dick you disgusting faggot.
>> [_] Concerned parent 08/18/15(Tue)23:08:24 No.2879887
SO SHOULD I CUT MY KIDS DICK OR NOT.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:09:34 No.2879889
>>2879882
>i actually wish i could be blind
close your eyes. don't open them anymore. good job, you're blind.
>SO SHOULD I CUT MY KIDS DICK OR NOT.
depends, do you want him to live the rest of his miserable existence with a mutilated cock? how
much do you think you'll hate your son?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:10:58 No.2879891
>>2879889
it doesn't work like that dipshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:11:48 No.2879892
>>2879891
poke your eyes out. stare into the sun. shine a laserbeam into your eyes. go get them surgically
removed/destroyed.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:24:23 No.2879903
>>2879887
don't im cut but i didnt cut my kid...
besides they wanted to charge me like 180 bucks for it... fuck that.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:33:06 No.2879913
>>2879892
Again it doesn't work like that.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:36:38 No.2879916
you only need to cut it if you have an severe case of phimosis, otherwise there are hardly any
benefits from circumcision.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:44:02 No.2879919
>>2879916
>you only need to cut it if you have an severe case of phimosis
Which americut told you that nonsense?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:45:40 No.2879921
>>2879887
Dont, if they want to later in life thats their decision.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/18/15(Tue)23:58:01 No.2879937
>>2879919
when your foreskin literally chokes your dick when you try to peel it back, that fucker has to go
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:09:50 No.2879944
>taking a college humor sketch as a essay about THE TRUTH
topkek
Gotta love the dick police.
>HEY Y-Y-Y-YOU MUTILATED YOUR PENIS? H-H-HOW DISGUSTING! IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT IT FOR ME, OR
ANYTHING!
People do things with their dicks. get over it, /pol/
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:10:57 No.2879945
Your all aruging about cocks on the internet. Take your hands off the mouse, look at your own
cock and decide if your happy with it. You dont need to do anything more than that. Also uncut
looks fucking weird to me but I dont judge.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:12:01 No.2879948
>>2879945
*arguing
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:14:43 No.2879954
Yeah, no, I was lucky to keep my third eyelid. And the reversible decision.
Some places are trying to develop foreskin regrowth, so you rest may not be Stuck With It someday.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:17:25 No.2879958
>>2879869
It is the same way we rationalize death into being anything but nothingness. Being circumcised
isn't something most can control since it wasn't their decision, so we make things up to be able
to cope with it. It's how the mind works, probably the same way you rationalize having a foreskin
to be the best thing ever, whatever makes you feel good bro. Just get out there and reproduce
knowing it all leads no where.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:38:44 No.2879974
I can only get off on anal masturbation anymore, so the loss of sensitivity doesn't really bother
me.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:51:56 No.2879981
>>2879857
Heres a little trick for you that you'll never be able to use:
Just pull back your fucking foreskin. Tadaa! You've got a uncut dick thats the same as a cut dick
except you're not mutilated forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)00:52:34 No.2879982
>>2879885
nice.meme
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)01:00:06 No.2879988
>>2879958
>the same way you rationalize having a foreskin to be the best thing ever
Except, everyone is born with a foreskin. Your earlobes are seemingly useless aswell, does that
mean we have to start cutting them off at birth?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)01:17:58 No.2879999
>>2879988
>he same way you rationalize having a foreskin to be the best thing ever
>Except, everyone is born with a foreskin. Your earlobes are seemingly useless aswell, does that
mean we have to start cutting them off at birth?
my mother wasn't born with a foreskin.
I think
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)01:23:12 No.2880004
>>2879999
>those quads
very nice
Anyways, I think it's fucking retarded that I'm cut, I'm going to start tugging to restore some
of it (not having a dry glans would be sweet) and I'm not going to get my kids cut, but I'm not
really mad that I am cut. I'm white 6'5 and american so other than losing my dickskin I got a
hell of a steal for a life
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)01:40:41 No.2880019
>>2879981
yep. fully erect my foreskin is halfway down the head itself anyways, pull it down a little more
and it stays down. looks like a cut one but not as dry and disgusting
