File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese)
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>> [_] Anon 2961422 What's the point of this OP? It's not weird nor cute nor making me crave for Oreo. 5/10 commercial.
>> [_] Anon 2961451 I can see someone doing a Parrapa the Rappa style loop with this audio. But not me for I am too lazy and not talented
>> [_] Anon 2961453 I was actually expecting some kind of advertisement propaganda that convinces you that having one child per family is better because then you can afford Oreos.
>> [_] Anon 2961455 Danku
>> [_] Anon 2961456 YOU DUMB FUCKING KID THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SCOOP FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>> [_] Anon 2961488 >># You're thinking of China.
>> [_] Anon 2961489 ZA WAAARUDO
>> [_] Anon 2961490 >># >># Yea. If anything, the Japanese government would encourage you to have more than one kid
>> [_] Anon 2961491 Is she having a seizure at the end?
>> [_] Anon 2961494 >># An orgasm
>> [_] Anon 2961505 Bitte
>> [_] Anon 2961508 >># fucking fairy tale country
>> [_] Anon 2961512 >># You're thinking of India.
>> [_] Anon 2961522 >># i dont know much about india but japan is just so different
>> [_] Anon 2961523 >># India is DESIGNATED SHITTING country
>> [_] Anon 2961529 >># More like Poo In loo
>> [_] Anon 2961530 SUKUUPU

File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2877749 twisto scoopo dunko
>> [_] Anon 2877756 why are you posting this you fucking shit? are retarded? its not funny, not interesting, no good music, nothing.. oh i know, there is a child in it, pls kill yourself you fucking pedophile scum.
>> [_] Anon 2877785 >># i thought it was funny
>> [_] Anon 2877789 That little girl is going to grow up to be an amazing ventriloquist.
>> [_] Anon 2877821 >># underrated post
>> [_] Anon 2877856 >># funniest thing i've ever read in my whole /f/ life
>> [_] Anon 2877864 >># its funny, interesting, and i like the background music so you need to just chill on out stalin
>> [_] Anon 2877865 >># r u ok

File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2876830
>> [_] Anon 2876933 Danke
>> [_] Anon 2876943 >Loli taught to devour cream by older woman.swf
>> [_] Anon 2876951 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2876953 >># tweesto

File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese)
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>> [_] Anon 2875771 That's exactly what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 2875778 Who the fuck scoops?
>> [_] Anon 2875822 > twisto > scoopu > dank
>> [_] Anon 2875889 >Not Twisting, eating the plain cookie half, twisting, eating the plain cookie half, twisting, eating the plain cookie half, putting all three filling halves together into a mega oreo sandwich
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2875897 That fucking shaking at the end.

File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Hentai)
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>> [_] Anon 2874406 twisto scoopo dunko
>> [_] Anon 2874445 Who the hell scoops Oreos?
>> [_] Anon 2874448 dank
>> [_] Anon 2874457 Bop it!
>> [_] Anon 2874458 the baby chink isn't moving her mouth
>> [_] Anon 2874463 danka! >danka schon
>> [_] Anon 2874475 r34 on this?
>> [_] Anon 2874478 dank
>> [_] Anon 2874491 Can Asians eat dairy? I was under the impression that nonwhites are a lot more likely to be lactose intolerant.
>> [_] Anon 2874493 >># Oreos are vegan suitable.
>> [_] Anon 2874494 >># Its soja milk, probably.
>> [_] Anon 2874497 >># tuwisto tskup danku
>> [_] Anon 2874499 Good God those Oreos are perfect. Look at all that cream!
>> [_] Anon 2874527 >Loli gets taught to devour milky cream.swf
>> [_] Anon 2874543 >># >can asians eat dairy what. They may not consume a lot of milk but yes they very much can
>> [_] Anon 2874551 >># >dairy >oreo cookies you can't be this naive.
>> [_] Anon 2874553 >># >they dunk the cookies in milk Do you even danke?
>> [_] Anon 2874554 >># the reason a country doesn't consume much milk is because most of them are lactose intolerant ("they cant eat dairy"). it's a dna thing
>> [_] Anon 2874560 >># No the reason why they don't consume much milk is because it's expensive as fuck. There are not a lot of dairy producing animals in Japan so they have to import a lot of it.
>> [_] Anon 2874563 Did she become retarded at the end?
>> [_] You're a dumbass 2874569 >># Not the guy you're responding to, but please shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 2874572 >># just like my japanese animes
>> [_] Anon 2874580 >># Not who you are responding to, but 90% of japanese adults are lactose intolerant.

File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Anime)
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>> [_] Anon 2851601 Dank
>> [_] Anon 2851616 Dank
>> [_] Anon 2851618 I never though of eating it like the scoop way.
>> [_] Anon 2851619 that last part, where she shakes her hands and closes her eyes..... it makes me seriously angry...
>> [_] Anon 2851644 Dank
>> [_] Anon 2851645 >># It was right before the bomb dropped.
>> [_] Anon 2851664 >># OOHHHH OHHH OHHH OHHH OHH x xxx xx x OHHH OHH OH MY GOD xxx xx xxxx xxx OHH OH OH x OHH xxxx OH MOM GET x x x THE CAxMERA OHH!!!! xxx xxx xx x GET xx NO SCOOxPEEED! OHHH xx xxx xx OHHH ! xx OH!!! nice post man 11/10. Like what I did there? You see you can't get 11 out of 10 so that's what makes it funny.
>> [_] Anon 2851668 She forgot to say "seizure"
>> [_] Anon 2851679 >># Go die of cancer
>> [_] Anon 2851681 Japanese Singularity.swf
>> [_] Anon 2851686 >># love it when the shitpost is 10 times the length of the actual shitty comment ;^)
>> [_] Anon 2851687 >scoop literally nobody does this. >Japan in charge of not being retarded
>> [_] Anon 2851691 >># HAHA NICE UP TOP.
>> [_] Anon 2851694 ugly af
>> [_] Anon 2851695 I was expecting a weird asian porn excerpt involving milk I'm mildly disappointed
>> [_] Anon 2851697 >># Amazing reply
>> [_] Anon 2851711 >># I appreciate the amount of effort that went into this post, but disapprove of the content itself.
>> [_] Anon 2851714 >># You forgot the air horn.
>> [_] Anon 2851726 omg they're both so adorable. "Twisto" "Dunku"
>> [_] Anon 2851733 On an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can find this one gachimuchi flash called "Never Done" or "Not Done?" I forgot the exact name of it.
>> [_] Chollux 2851755 12/10
>> [_] Anon 2851766 >># I know, right? My fucking pancreas has been irreparably damaged by this, way more than a bag of oreos ever could, it was so damn sweet.

File: Japanese Oreo Commercial.swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2849719 twisto, skoop, dunke Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2849752 I could watch this for hours. Magical.
>> [_] Anon 2849785 japanese people are so fucking retarded lol
>> [_] Anon 2849793 >># Well you sound like a real treat yourself. No wait, I meant バカだよ。. Yeah, that's it. ざっけなよ。 -.-
>> [_] Anon 2849795 Strangely enough I was wondering today if they ate oreos in japan. Glad I got my answer.
>> [_] Anon 2849796 My God this is adorable!
>> [_] Anon 2849824 I bet they would love a fried oreo. Just have to wait for the next nuke.
>> [_] Anon 2849825 OK Either something is wrong with me or wrong with japan or both... Why? Because I was expecting some crazy shit to pop out at any given moment... I was like On SHIT son there a women and a cute kid....tentacles in three two one! What no talking bear with lazer eyes out of left field with Arnold Schwarzenegger riding on his back and a quick toss in at the end to reveal it was really a toilet paper commercial... Really something is wrong with me...or japan...Or Both!
>> [_] Anon 2849827 >># I was expecting a scene from Pearl Harbor accompanied by 'Slam Jam' at "dunk"
>> [_] Anon 2849830 >># No, Now see that would have made sense! I expect that out of 4chan... When it comes to japanese commercials...I expect it overall to make NO Freaking sense once so ever! I literally stopped doing acid and shrooms and just started watching japanese commensals to escape reality. Who needs drugs...Just watch japanese tv...When that gets boring....just watch some japanese porn...and Wammo! Right back to WTF factor 5!
>> [_] Anon 2849831 >># The woman saying "dunk" The child expected to repeat it. Nose diving in a dive bomber "COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM" the kid releasing the bomber and pulling away as the USS Arizona splits in two
>> [_] Anon 2849832 >># OK Somebody has got to make that now!
>> [_] Anon 2849833 >># give me the sauce from YouTube and I'll throw it together. I don't have any .mp4 to .swf converters I'll do it
>> [_] Anon 2849835 >># never mind on the sauce, I just googled "hong chong ming yuoowa" and found it, just need the converter
>> [_] Anon 2849837 >># ... I do need the sauce
>> [_] Anon 2849838 >># LOL Just incase thats you trolling, I'm still looking. I typed in japanese oreo commercial and got a shit tone of typical japanese acid trip material...Wait whats that? Oh Fuck the reptiles are coming out of the wall again!
>> [_] Anon 2849839 >># Me too. I tried "twist scoop dunk" and mixing in cute and oreo in with it and I'm getting jack shit
>> [_] Anon 2849844 >># Waaahh What cursed fate be this! I have done the same with matching results...i even went as far as to see if it was korean or chinese....Nothing...Bah this is maddening. I might have to check Swf.chan.

File: z0r-de_4772[1].swf-(1.86 MB, 640x360, Japanese)
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>> [_] Anon 2409431 Holy fuck even Japan's adverts are adorable.
>> [_] Anon 2409446 why would you ruin a perfectly artificial cookie with a liquid extracted from lactating bovines
>> [_] Anon 2409448 >># Because it tastes good
>> [_] Anon 2409466 >># I must be missing what's so bad about your statement. Unless you're veagan or virgin or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 2409468 I hate their stupid little voices so much
>> [_] Anon 2409472 >># This. Everything about this flash makes me rage.
>> [_] Anon 2409491 what the fuck they arent even speaking japanese fake fucks, I bet they didnt even watch NGE
>> [_] Anon 2409501 >># Dumb mini-bitch isn't even opening here mouth when she speaks. Dub= 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2409518 bitch isn't even scooping she just shoves it in her mouth