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>> [_] Anon 3039095 Im sure his father would have been less disappointed to hear he was gay. At least then his sons house would have the best interior decorating in town. Although truthfully, he's probably banging the landwhale and is less ashamed to admit he fucks his car.
>> [_] Anon 3039098 tfw when you know you never gonna be loved as much as this car
>> [_] Anon 3039104 This, and the Haunted House documentaries on TLC shows that people will do litteraly anything to have 30 minutes on a major network.
>> [_] Anon 3039105 carma sutra
>> [_] Anon 3039137 >># ;_;

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>> [_] Anon 3024996 What ever happened to the good old days when these people use to be put in mental institutions or at least hidden away by ashamed families. Is electro-shock therapy still legal in any state?
>> [_] Anon 3025008 I like how they keel zooming in on the car's headlights like they are its eyes
>> [_] Anon 3025037 >Believing any bullshit from TLC The cancer of cable television.
>> [_] Anon 3025038 >That banjo when it cuts to his car HAHA
>> [_] Anon 3025044 >># seriously the background music made me laugh more than the content
>> [_] Anon 3025050 >># >I'm worried that everyone will find out >so I'm going to let this report that paints me in a freakish light air to the entire country
>> [_] Anon 3025073 >># Why did he make the car a man? Most people call cars women, and I'd think people who want to fuck cars would do so even more.
>> [_] Anon 3025077 lol he looks like jeb
>> [_] Anon 3025085 that car is a total slut, i fucked it before he even had it. I wonder if he gives it rim jobs.

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[_] Anon 2574795 Explain yourself, America. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2574801 He has a serious mental disorder. How were you unable to come to this conclusion on your own?
>> [_] Anon 2574805 >># I mean BESIDES being an American, what's his problem?
>> [_] Anon 2574807 i wish i had a car that loved me
>> [_] Anon 2574824 >># >cherrypicked sampling /int/ pls
>> [_] Anon 2574830 unwatchable
>> [_] Anon 2574837 >># Objectum Sexuality coupled with Acute Anthropomorphism, you ignorant tool.
>> [_] Anon 2574839 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2574841 >tfw no qt 3.14 mustang gf
>> [_] Anon 2574842 He seems like a happy guy, don't see anything wrong with it.
>> [_] Anon 2574843 >># Most people say that till he has his dick in the exhaust pipe
>> [_] Anon 2574844 >># As long as he's not hurting himself too badly then it's fine.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2574846 >># or the car
>> [_] Anon 2574848 >chase >he what a fag
>> [_] Anon 2574854 This is what happens when you watch too much Utena.
>> [_] Anon 2574856 >Car can't consent >Car can't run away >Dude's a car rapist
>> [_] Anon 2574887 the car cannot consent, this is car rape carstiality should be illegal
>> [_] Anon 2574893 >># /o/ was here
>> [_] Anon 2574895 >># >># There's another video series on youtube about this. In it a guy basically does rape a car when the camera crew isnt looking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8z j1U
>> [_] Anon 2574897 Original video is here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642Nt HtE >that part where his dad finds out
>> [_] Anon 2574951 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>> [_] Anon 2574997 >># >implying this is any different from homosex
>> [_] Anon 2575013 >its not even a good car come on you fucker, get some taste and get a new car.
>> [_] Lèla Null 2575015 The car is referred to as a "he".
>> [_] Anon 2575021 >"hey handsome man" he couldn't just be a weird car fetishist, he had to be a gay car fetishist nigga where the fuck did your life take a wrong turn to the point where you're not just a faggot, but you're a faggot for male cars? wot?

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[_] HAHAHA, OH WOW Anon 2552773 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2552775 I can only hope that he gets in a horrible car accident.
>> [_] Anon 2552779 While I think this is totally ok, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, I still kinda want to see his reaction if his car got trashed, sold or stolen. I also wonder how he would respond when someone said that he's car isn't a person and that the car's "personality" is most likely just a piece of the dude's imagination.
>> [_] Anon 2552807 >># This is /o/
>> [_] Anon 2552853 >># >lives alone >27 y.o. autist >in love with a shitbox /o/ as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2552860 >worried about people knowing at his job then why did you tell the whole world on TLC?
>> [_] Anon 2552863 I'm more disgusted by his roommate
>> [_] Anon 2552866 >># you faggots laugh at him but you can't see yourselves acting the same way about your waifus
>> [_] Anon 2552868 >># Are you mad cause we made fun of Chase-kun?
>> [_] Anon 2552892 >># >implying I have a waifu and I'm not a normal sane person No I'm pretty sure you're just a retard.
>> [_] Anon 2552896 >># >imbliniyg it's okay, you can come out of the closet now, you are in a safe place
>> [_] Anon 2552906 >He's now going to tell his dad about his obsession I can't do it. I can't fucking watch anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2552908 >># youre here for a reason, faggot.
>> [_] OP 2552912 >># Is Chase a guy's name???
>> [_] Anon 2552915 I like how the folksy music instantly turns all dark and twisted when we find out he's an aspie
>> [_] Anon 2552932 >># Waifus have characterization from the media they're in A car is a car
>> [_] Anon 2552944 I have this desire to find this car, light it on fire in his driveway and just watch... and record and put it on the internet.
>> [_] Anon 2552945 >># Are you trying to justify your non existent love interest?
>> [_] Anon 2552947 >itt a bunch of fucking retards You realize he made it because he wanted to get attention/got paid for this You act like you don't know what murica is capable of
>> [_] Anon 2552948 >># >capable of Bitch, when you're a poor farmer and know english, no matter the nationality you get the fucking money. End of story. /Thread
>> [_] Anon 2552950 >># >sperging this hard
>> [_] Anon 2552957 >somebody is more autistic than I am >I better inform everybody that indeed I am clearly more autistic and demand recognition

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[_] Anon 2468894 Explain yourself, America. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2468898 Don't you bash gay car sex.
>> [_] Anon 2468899 i do this every night with my car she likes it dirty I put on Josh Turner- Your Man, our favorite love song, and stick my erect penis in the soft tight leather
>> [_] Anon 2468900 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTmmoSvle Ws
>> [_] Brosiris !Ep8pui8Vw2 2468904 >># >># 2 doubles in 1 thread confirm americans carfuckers
>> [_] Anon 2468905 >># >there's bukakke >there's fucking tentacle rape the whole fucking japan is weird as fuck but nobody question's them so why do you question this thing?
>> [_] Anon 2468906 this is how all gay relationships works actually this is how all relationships work
>> [_] Anon 2468907 >># Funny. I didn't know Sweden is in America, now....
>> [_] Anon 2468912 >># ahahahahha
>> [_] Anon 2468928 >># >># The Japs are crazy and Americunts are retarded. Crazy = good, retarded = retarded
>> [_] Anon 2468947 His love for his car stems from repressed homosexuality, hence why he's so dead-set on calling his car a man at every opportunity. He has a lot of affection pent-up and gives it to his car because he's got nobody else, and is attached to his car because it doesn't carry judgement for him like people do. This guy is a sad case.
>> [_] Anon 2468996 >># Or maybe he's just mentally ill. Which, of course, he very clearly is.
>> [_] Anon 2469007 >># can you fuck it?
>> [_] Anon 2469011 >># If it's a stick, yeah.

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[_] Anon 2455037 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2455040 what a faget
>> [_] Anon 2455042 >># >the car is male
>> [_] Anon 2455043 >># uh yeah, thats the point
>> [_] Anon 2455044 I love this. It's great.
>> [_] Anon 2455062 >># get my that baloon guy or that blow up dolphin guy i think they are related
>> [_] Wilhelm 2455094 >"we have our times..." I'M OUT
>> [_] Anon 2455111 Illogical, theres thousands of cars just like it what makes that one so special?
>> [_] Anon 2455129 >># hey guys whats worse, this or /mlp/?
>> [_] Anon 2455148 Some people need help. And someone to tell them they need help. Or in worst case someone to force them to get help.
>> [_] Anon 2455155 >># >Illogical, theres thousands of girls just like it what makes that one so special?
>> [_] Anon 2455161 >># as bad as /mlp/ is, in all honesty this has to take the cake. at least horses are living beings and not inanimate, man-made objects
>> [_] Anon 2455163 Liberal degeneracy.
>> [_] Anon 2455165 Rather the car than the fat pig of a roommate.
>> [_] Anon 2455170 >># Perhaps the same can be said of all relationships. But enough talk, have at you!
>> [_] Anon 2455176 I don't see what the problem is. Part of his brain really wants to have an intimate relationship with another person, but he decided that he didn't want one with another human. He's not delusional, he knows it's not a human, he just doesn't care. He's satisfied with his situation. It's much healthier than stalking and fantasizing about another guy or girl who rejected him.
>> [_] Anon 2455181 You know what, at least he is happy.
>> [_] Anon 2455193 i love the spoopy music it completely makes it
>> [_] Anon 2455202 Think of all the birdshit

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>> [_] Anon 2439755 Still better than a body pillow.
>> [_] Anon 2439757 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2439761 good end.
>> [_] Anon 2439767 Why do I feel like trashing that car?
>> [_] Anon 2439770 >># I want to trash that car... with my dick!
>> [_] Anon 2439772 >># Nathaniel Detected
>> [_] Anon 2439774 >doesn't want anyone to find out >tongue-fucks his car on TV
>> [_] Anon 2439775 This guy is on to something though.
>> [_] Anon 2439796 this guy actually makes me rage... loves his car... says car is temperamental when it does not start... NIGGA YOU DIDN'T LEARN TO MAINTAIN YO FUCKIN' CAR? FIX DAT BITCH!
>> [_] Anon 2439806 >white people
>> [_] Anon 2439813 Only in America. Really, what the fuck is wrong with you goddamn savages?
>> [_] Anon 2439871 >have sex with your car >GAY sex with your car oh come the fuck on, is that even necessary
>> [_] Anon 2439879 > in a relationship for five years WAT
>> [_] Anon 2439880 >># >black >people
>> [_] Anon 2439881 >># Didn't some French ho marry the Eiffel Tower? Nice try though.
>> [_] Anon 2439884 >># Seriously, my first thoughts were "why the fuck has he decided he has to be gay on top of it all?" What the hell is the point?
>> [_] Anon 2439886 >># The French are just crazy - Americans are retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2439890 >># >># I've wanted to stick the gear stick of my car up my ass for the longest time
>> [_] Anon 2439892 >># I can't hear you over the thunderous clapping and multitude of screeching eagles which herald the coming of freedom's birthday. Stay mad yuropoor.
>> [_] Anon 2439895 >># Pick up a map you ignorant cunt. Not everyone who isn't American is from Europe, but that's just too hard for you to understand, huh?
>> [_] Anon 2439899 >># WAN
>> [_] Anon 2439901 >># You must be from that country called Not America.
>> [_] Anon 2439904 Still a better love story than Twilight..
>> [_] Anon 2439906 >># Yeah, that one called 'reality.' You wouldn't know the first thing about it, though.
>> [_] Anon 2439910 >># I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, considering calling a European an aussie or anything like that would be degrading. I'll shoot off a few extra firework and maybe shed a few tears tomorrow while thinking of you and all the freedom you're missing. wish u were here m8
>> [_] Anon 2439915 >># Can't handle the bantz
>> [_] Anon 2439916 >># Yeah, freedom. Keep telling yourself that, kid. Now THAT'S worthy of some tears.
>> [_] Anon 2439918 Autism faggotry at ty best
>> [_] Anon 2439919 >># This post is just sad, I'll make sure to drink a few in your honor while you're slaving away in the copper mines, pal.
>> [_] Anon 2439920 >># That's nice. And I'll keep enjoying REAL freedom while you drink your fat, racist, redneck ass to death and worry about whether or not you're gonna get V& for saying "fuck Obama" on Fagbook.
>> [_] Anon 2439922 >># >he cries as Americans think about freedom I'm sorry mate. You're making me feel bad. If you're willing to pay for the ticket I'll throw an extra steak on the barbie for you and we can shoot some guns and watch fireworks into the early morning hours.
>> [_] Anon 2439923 >># Yeah, I think I'll stick with real AKs while you play with a knock-off that cost more than your car, thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2439928 ITT americans trolling americans ffs people
>> [_] Anon 2439929 >># Aw, you don't have to be so shy man. Once you land and start to breathe in that freedom, it'll take root inside and change you from within. Before you know it you'll be downing whiskey and grilling burgers with the best of em, regardless of your taste for unamerican slavshit. The American Dream.
>> [_] Anon 2439935 sure is aummer in here
>> [_] Anon 2439937 >let's fake that i love a car, that will get me on tv >just for the hell of it, let's make my car a "he"
>> [_] Anon 2439938 god damn i made a typo, now i look stupid too
>> [_] Anon 2439939 >># >aummer does that mean youre a summerfag AND autismal?
>> [_] Anon 2439940 >># You would've looked dumber than they do regardless.
>> [_] Anon 2439941 >># More like non-americans can't banter
>> [_] Anon 2439942 >># still far superior to niggers
>> [_] Anon 2439943 >># >># Heh. Heh heh....
>> [_] Anon 2439945 >># obviously meant to type "hummer", the car brand. is that the brand you would prever to make love to?
>> [_] Anon 2439954 >># >yuropoor. >tfw usdollar<euro
>> [_] Anon 2439956 >># naw homie i prefer the lexis. she a classy lady besides everyone knows all cars are girls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTmmoSvle Ws

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[_] Definitely an "Other" Anon 2436983 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2436988 >see filename >watch first three seconds I can guess where this is going.
>> [_] Anon 2436989 >># well, atleast a car loves him... Gets more pussy than I do too
>> [_] Anon 2437005 >># >'him' Gay car sex
>> [_] Anon 2437026 >every_person_on_%a%.swf Fucking waifufags.
>> [_] Anon 2437036 Does this inspire terror in anyone else? This is fucking scary as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2437095 >># Yes, people like this are god damn horrifying and fucked up. I would love to see his reaction if someone ran paint thinner over it, or set fire to it. I bet he would have a heart attack or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 2437100 it's certainly interesting, and it's not harming anyone. Let the man fuck his car.
>> [_] Anon 2437104 We need more folks like him. voluntary population control
>> [_] Anon 2437114 >># Fuck you my waifu is pure, not like this slut.
>> [_] Anon 2437119 of course it's on TLC. I liked this show better when it was called Real Sex and was on HBO
>> [_] Anon 2437128 >># Someone should replace the car with an exact replica that's in the same condition as the original and not tell him for a couple years.
>> [_] Anon 2437134 My favourite part is he uses male pronouns. He's gay for a fucking car.
>> [_] Anon 2437135 >># What the fuck did you just say about my waifu ill have you know we are in a healty and serious relationship
>> [_] Anon 2437139 >># Nigga I can tell where the exact dings and scratches are on my car without even looking. I'm sure somebody who has had sex with a fucking car would be able to remember where they've left their cum stains.
>> [_] Anon 2437148 This would be much better if he just fucked it and didn't pretend it was a person
>> [_] Anon 2437157 >># this fucker has the same name as me, i've never been more uncomfortable
>> [_] Anon 2437158 >># What kind of car do you have?
>> [_] Anon 2437163 >># a sentra
>> [_] Anon 2437168 >># Are you 27?
>> [_] Anon 2437169 >># 23, why?
>> [_] Anon 2437174 wat
>> [_] Anon 2437181 If I had a '99 Chevy Monte Carlo, I'd wife the bitch too.
>> [_] Anon 2437200 >># >Chase not only is he a carfucker, he's a gay carfucker this is amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2437205 >># welp, at least the car have some use not like pillows with anime girls on them
>> [_] Anon 2437215 >># exactly.
>> [_] Anon 2437229 Im more worried about his friend. Shes all like: ''I find it kind of weird, I dont know they just...''
>> [_] Anon 2437231 And if I was his dad I would smack him right across the face.
>> [_] Anon 2437233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTmmoSvl eWs Relivant.
>> [_] Anon 2437234 >># /o/ meets /a/.