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[_] Anon 2585041 I've been saying this for years and my friends are so goddamn stupid they didn't start thinking this way until I showed them this. Guess you have to be an Internet homo to make a point. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2585058 What the fuck I've never blotted a pizza.
>> [_] Anon 2585060 Ever had pizza from Little Caesar's? >holy fuck
>> [_] Anon 2585062 I like Pepperoni but have meat feast
>> [_] Anon 2585066 >plain cheese >plain pepperoni fucking 'muricans and their shit taste in pizzas
>> [_] Anon 2585067 B-but I like onions on my pizza...
>> [_] Anon 2585070 >># >pepperoni doesn't exist because it isn't an Italian word >unlike sausage or bacon and that's when I x'd out
>> [_] Anon 2585071 God Americans trying to be cultured are so fucking pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 2585090 >># PEPPERONI FAGGOT GETTING BTFO T F O
>> [_] Anon 2585094 redpepper, crushed red pepper, onion, pepperoni, and mushrooms master race
>> [_] Anon 2585110 >># All of his criticisms of pepperoni are 100% valid. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop loving that shit.
>> [_] sage 2585136 "Pepperoni, also known as pepperoni sausage, is an American variety of salami" American. That says it all. Americans probably also claim they invented the pizza but that's a different story.
>> [_] Repost Chan 2585148 >># uwotm8.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2585152 I asked for a pizza with nothing on it one time when I was 6. They brought a pizza with just bread and sauce. Fucking idiots. If you're eating pizza, you're not worried about how healthy it is.
>> [_] Anon 2585157 >># Pepperoni Slices of meat covered in grease Covered in grease Grease America.
>> [_] Anon 2585163 >># And you probably think the shit you eat is the original pizza. If you go to Itally, you get flat bread with tomato juice and goat cheese on it. America may not have invented pizza, but they invented the type you know and eat.
>> [_] Anon 2585164 Fuck off /ck/
>> [_] Repost Chan 2585165 >># Son, you really need to get some fresh air. I think you're losing your grip on reality.
>> [_] Repost Chan 2585170 >># Partially correct. It's not just tomato juice. Also, goat cheese is fucking delicious on pizza.
>> [_] Anon 2585175 I work at Pizza Hut and this is 100% true. Pepperoni is disgusting yet it's the thing we sell the most of. Get some taste faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2585176 >># Fuck your mushrooms. Garlic is where it's at, homie.
>> [_] Anon 2585188 oo vey this guy wants me to dish out more money for a "supreme pizza"? no dice I tell 'em no dice
>> [_] Anon 2585190 >># > If you go to Itally, you get flat bread with tomato juice and goat cheese on it. confirmed for never having gone to Italy
>> [_] Anon 2585191 Ate a pepperoni stick while watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2585194 >># You ate yours? My ass is still burning.
>> [_] Anon 2585212 >># lol

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[_] http://youtu.be/CB6TiRJNI-Q Anon 2515427 Feminists BTFO Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2515429 I find this offensive. My grandpa is currently resting in pepperoni at arlington cemetery ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2515442 >># God I fucking hate pepperoni.
>> [_] Anon 2515446 so... if you ask for pepperoni in italy you get pepperoni. what's that pepperoni this guy in the video is talking about? just some sort of hot sausage?
>> [_] Anon 2515447 >mom, why do they call salami pepperoni? >it's because they're retarded amerifats, dear. >then what do they call the green peppers with the same name? >amerifats don't eat peppers. They only eat cheese and salami
>> [_] Anon 2515450 >># ah, thanks. how can they miss out on peppers on their pizzi though, that's the best part of a pizza
>> [_] Anon 2515452 i just had this argument with someone
>> [_] Anon 2515455 >># take care of pakis and debts before throwing stones, euro
>> [_] Anon 2515456 >># Did you win?
>> [_] Anon 2515457 >># asia
>> [_] Anon 2515458 if you get angry at other people for eating certain things you need to die
>> [_] Anon 2515460 >># africa
>> [_] Anon 2515462 Stop spamming /f/ with Youtube shit.
>> [_] Anon 2515463 >># Australia
>> [_] Anon 2515465 rags on pepperoni and ignores "sausage," the topping made of nothing but salt and fat and despair? Trash.
>> [_] Anon 2515468 >># this. I was hoping it would get better, since we are able to embed youtuble links now, but it's actually getting worse
>> [_] Anon 2515481 I used to think maddox was kind of funny until I heard his voice
>> [_] Anon 2515498 this is easily my favourite thing of the week
>> [_] Anon 2515500 >># Just report it.
>> [_] Anon 2515503 >># if you wish death upon people that get angry at certain things...keep working on yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2515504 >dissing pepper on a pizza that's actually pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2515527 >># obviously no, otherwise he would say it.
>> [_] Anon 2515534 >># god i fucking love pepperoni flavored cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2515535 >># >Shit taste: the blog can u not post this autistic/edgy faggot arguing with himself anymore, his jokes are almost as bad as his delivery
>> [_] Anon 2515539 >># I think we call them green peppers
>> [_] Anon 2515554 >americans calling salami pepperoni >american pizza so greasy you have to wipe it with paper before eating it >americans disliking Magherita Gotta love our retarded child of a country.
>> [_] Goonzee 2515560 When i order pizza, i get Chicken, black olives, and red peppers ;)
>> [_] Anon 2515562 >people say it isn't greasy said nobody who likes pepperoni, ever the grease is the best fucking part greasy fucking pizza fuck yeah also he's lying about the nitrite being the source of the pepperoni's color, since you can get uncured pepperoni that's the same appearance minus the nitrites
>> [_] Anon 2515572 >># He didn't say the nitrite gave the pepperoni the color, he said the nitrite gives the pizza overall that orange coloring.
>> [_] Anon 2515573 >># who's disliking Magherita? Is it you, ya cunt? SHOW YOURSELF!
>> [_] Anon 2515577 >># no, he did in fact refer to the meat otherwise, he would just be bashing pizza in general and what godless heathen would do that?
>> [_] Anon 2515581 >># whom are you quoting, fine sir? could it be that your in the wrong thread?

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[_] Anon 2439411 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2439428 This was surprisingly hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2439429 there are people that don't order whiskey on their pizza?
>> [_] Anon 2439431 >Now I have no friends and I've never been happier. No surprise there, Maddox. I used to really like his stuff. In high school. Man, he does not look like how I envisioned he would.
>> [_] Anon 2439449 I wasn't quite sure it was possible to be this much of a tool.
>> [_] Anon 2439457 >># >funny as shit >legitimate points >tool I don't think you know the meaning of that word.
>> [_] Anon 2439460 >># Yeah, they're called faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2439463 Well, now I have something to back up what I've been saying for fucking YEARS. Jesus, the looks you get when you say this stuff to a bunch of idiots. You can actually hear their brains struggling to comprehend such a painfully simple concept and, ironically, it smells like pepperoni when they try too hard.
>> [_] Anon 2439465 I work at a Pizza Hut, and I think we sell more Meat Lovers than we do Cheese pizza. Pepperoni is the most popular though, and I agree with everything else this guy says. Pepperoni sucks, get some real toppings.
>> [_] Anon 2439469 >># Hi maddox here I like ruining pizza because im fucking stupid and think pepperonis are made up and are unhealthy even though the whole pizza is unhealthy and greasy and for some reason that little extra will just throw you over the edge I also like comparing two foods made completely differently i`m pretty sure if you cooked a grilled cheese like you do a pizza you'd be a huge faggot and it also wouldn't be a grilled cheese anymore
>> [_] Anon 2439475 >># >># >funny as shit That's subjective >legitimate points His points are legitimate, but it's how he presents them. If you're calling people an idiot for liking a certain topping on their pizza, you're a tool.
>> [_] Anon 2439483 >># but they are an idiot for fluffing over the details and falling for their tastebuds instead of being not an idiot at all times
>> [_] Anon 2439497 >># You need to realise that some toppings are just objectively shit.
>> [_] Anon 2439500 >># It's the REASON they like the topping. Were you not paying attention, or are you one of them?