File: a_paradox_of_biblical_proportions.swf-(3 .89 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3425221

File: a_paradox_of_biblical_proportions.swf-(3 .89 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2607418
>> [_] Anon 2607429 I won I'm [@]
>> [_] Anon 2607468 You... commit suicide... and wind up in Hell. Again. .... You know what? Game Over. That's it. I dont even care. Game Over. Oh gawd my sides.

File: a_paradox_of_biblical_proportions.swf-(3 .89 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] a classic Anon 2447705 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2447747 I got "Rock Hard" but the guy is playing some really mellow music. I don't get it
>> [_] Anon 2447774 > first screen > "to your cleft you see a" closed
>> [_] Anon 2447776 >># >purple gradient on first screen closed
>> [_] Anon 2447782 SPOILER ALERT >Sleep >Reincarnate as teh faec >Click teh faec >Get Rid of the Friendzone >Allow Pooping >Solve the Middle East's chronic violence problem >Win
>> [_] Anon 2447789 Open the dryer, shoot the door, bust through the wall, bust through the wall, YEAHHHH, open the dryer, put on pants, close the door, tell her you saw her face, tell her you are just like her, go to castle, now you can have a nice whacky maze adventure!
>> [_] Anon 2447798 I can't beat Mr Dink, he's too stronk.
>> [_] Anon 2447804 >># Or you could kill Elmer Fudd and climb the tree up to the castle
>> [_] Anon 2447806 >># There are several ways to win you nerd
>> [_] Anon 2447818 >># I know that. Here's one of them.
>> [_] Anon 2447829 Shit, this castle is huge...
>> [_] Anon 2447833 >># ok
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 2447886 what the fuck why is this here I don't even remember posting this on /f/ when I made it. Oh well. >># I didn't want to ask the guy who did the music to do things over after he recorded them so I just used what he gave me. >># >># >loading screen closed >># to TRULY win you need to get to the castle. don't ask me how the fuck to do that, I made this shit like 4 years ago.
>> [_] Anon 2447903 >># or you could seduce him and win