File: How to kill a duck..swf-(3.16 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Duck killing is fun. Rick 2456023 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2456030 that's one sharp knife
>> [_] Anon 2456038 what to do with 1 thousand of heads?
>> [_] Anon 2456041 >># Eat them with quackers
>> [_] Anon 2456048 >># Those poor workers. Their backs must hurt like a motherfucker from bending it all day long.
>> [_] Anon 2456051 Interesting
>> [_] Anon 2456052 what's the guy in-front of the be-header doing? Looks like he's sending them into shock somehow?
>> [_] Anon 2456055 >># electrocute them
>> [_] Anon 2456063 >># Spoon with last meal.
>> [_] Anon 2456070 That most be horrible, to see the one's in front of you being beheaded and not even being able to struggle.
>> [_] Anon 2456075 >># I don't even think they're capable of understanding the concept of impending death.
>> [_] Anon 2456080 >># You could say the same about any young child
>> [_] Anon 2456084 >># They're ducks
>> [_] Anon 2456085 >># Are you saying we should grow and harvest small children? Good idea
>> [_] Anon 2456090 i think i have finally found my dream job!
>> [_] Anon 2456094 I personally couldn't do it. It just freaks me out.
>> [_] Anon 2456105 >># man you saying the truth why not stop the over population of this planet and start harveting some fresh humans there enougth niggers we could use. would solve three probles at once and with some cetshup no one will notice.
>> [_] Anon 2456107 >># Actually that would be a bad idea, as humen have a poor production per consumption rate and production is slow. Otherwise a good idea that stupid retard people would be grown for meat.
>> [_] Anon 2456112 I feel like there would be a faster, less manual way to do this.
>> [_] Anon 2456122 >># Actually there is not. To put the ducks into that conveyer belt is a greatest job. To electrocute a set of ducks could harm them. So to minimize the damage they are electrocuted only unconscious and then cut.
>> [_] Anon 2456128 Why dont we just Kill the 4chan society instead and pay Walmart to sell all that shitty meat and say its Pork!
>> [_] Anon 2456133 Hm. Pretty cool I guess. It's like how it's made late-night edition. >># Are you volunteering yourself? Please leave name and address.
>> [_] Anon 2456135 >># Is the 4chan society some kind of super secret club?
>> [_] Anon 2456136 that was pretty fucking cool.
>> [_] Anon 2456139 >># Just use black and mexican women, they're hyper fertile.
>> [_] Anon 2456146 >># I am more of a white meat person. Shame too, because you are totally right.
>> [_] Anon 2456153 Fun Fact: the electrocution knocks them unconscious, if not killing them. They felt no pain in the limited way they can.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2456159 so is this why those comics of lolis being killed and cooked so popular?
>> [_] Anon 2456160 >># >># >># Hey guys they found a way to make this thread about race too You guys are like the Al Sharpton of the internet.
>> [_] Anon 2456164 Seems pretty humane I got no problem with it
>> [_] Rick 2456172 I finally did something god for 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2456173 This was a pleasant surprise. Was really expecting some asshole to mutilate or fuck up a duck or ducks. Or maybe shitty meat processing plants where animals get inhumanely killed. Instead you see men doing their job correctly and as humanely as possible. 10/10 post
>> [_] Anon 2456182 >># At the moment we are overpopulating the world so i guess we won't miss some niggers The question remains what should we do with the harvest?
>> [_] Anon 2456186 Imagine this is your job? Everyday of the year you just stand there cutting off the heads of ducks I wonder what that does to a man?