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[_] Anon 2456362 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2456369 top kek
>> [_] Anon 2456373 I'm always disappointed when I see this show because Maddox's writing makes him come off as a burly Russian/Texan/Slav but in reality he's a scrawny Middle Eastern guy. That being said, his writing and delivery still shine through.
>> [_] Anon 2456404 >># Speaking of his middle eastern herritage, he's just jelly of NY because his cousin Jihad'd the place in '01 and he couldn't go.
>> [_] Anon 2456423 the irony is hurting
>> [_] Anon 2456432 he's totally correct >with love from chicago >which sucks in it's own way >but not as bad as new york
>> [_] Anon 2456438 okay first of all: Do you actually think... That we are THAT stuck up about pizza? Sure. we can get into arguments about it BUT we don't say that all pizza styles are inferior. Oh ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT NEW YORK CITY IS NOT AN OLD CITY BECAUSE IT LOOKS ADVANCED AND NEW THAT IS PROBABLY THE STUPIDEST MOST INCOHERENT ARGUMENT PIECE I HAVE EVER HEARD. and why would we need huge ass mega mart grocery stores that take up way to much resources and man power to operate and run when we have convenient stores that is about a block and half away from our flats? the only thing this guy kind of touch base on was the rent. and the reason why the subway thing is confusing... is because your from out of town AND PLUS you don't need to own a car! Where you have to pay for gas and fix it and maintain it, when you could just walk! this motherfucker hasn't even been to NY long enough to point out its faults
>> [_] Anon 2456444 >># found the new yorker
>> [_] Anon 2456445 What is the deal with this guy and pizza anyway? I am sure this is not the first video posted here where he bitches about that.
>> [_] Anon 2456448 >># >Maddox's writing makes him come off as a burly Russian/Texan/Slav have you read his writing? his online persona is a pirate.
>> [_] Anon 2456451 The only good thing about new york is thats where jontron lives
>> [_] Anon 2456453 >># We could retitle the video: Six things that suck about New York Number 6: A faggot youtube eceleb lives there
>> [_] Anon 2456455 >># found the trips
>> [_] Anon 2456459 Does this guy have more videos? Youtube gives no results
>> [_] Anon 2456462 looks like a jew they don't call it jew york for nothin
>> [_] Anon 2456463 >># Nevermind I googled it instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBiQE4hjO sk
>> [_] Anon 2456464 >># https://www.youtube.com/user/maddoxaom
>> [_] Anon 2456466 new york is great for tourists because there are some cool places to visit. but it's true, it's an otherwise shitty place to live. like every other unremarkable US city except an order of magnitude larger. the odd thing is, it's popular to talk about how rude the folks are, but the people in NY have been uniquely friendly for Northerners in my experience, with the exception of some of the minorities (jews, arabs, asians, slavs) which can be cliquish and unfriendly
>> [_] Anon 2456474 >># Texas backwater hick master race here enjoy your shitty pizza, high rent, zero space, and no car ill be over here sustaining myself off of racism and enjoying my vast land, cheap rent, not walking like a poor person, and also not walking did i mention i dont have to walk like poor subhuman trash?
>> [_] Anon 2456476 >># I don't see how they're mutually exclusive
>> [_] Anon 2456477 >># at least subhuman trash can capitalize it's "I"s when referring to itself
>> [_] Anon 2456482 >># there are much more pressing matters at hand. Niggas be walking of all damn things, can you believe this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2456488 >># >new york is great for tourists because there are some cool places to visit. Yep. I'd say a lot of places have that in common. LA is one of them. Unless you live in an upscale area and shit money, it really isn't all that great.
>> [_] Anon 2456489 >># >there are niggers on the internet RIGHT NOW [spoiler]captcha: south wegans[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2456493 >># I would still rather shoot myself in the dick then live in Jew York
>> [_] Anon 2456498 >># fatty
>> [_] Anon 2456504 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G _BI
>> [_] Anon 2456521 >># New Jersey here. We may be also equally stuck up if not more, and granted the state is pretty ass because most of it is a giant fucking swamp, but you guys are the worst fucking people to ever exist. You're one of our largest sources of revenue and we still hate you every time you come down for the summer. Thanks for being a cock to everyone in town and dumping garbage on me. -- New Jersey's Beaches
>> [_] Anon 2456527 >># Based Utah master-race here. What's it like knowing that you're having your freedoms stripped from you every day?
>> [_] Anon 2456535 >mormons >master race
>> [_] Anon 2456536 >># >Not knowing about John Moses Browning and how much freedom he was responsible for. You don't deserve to live in my great state.
>> [_] Anon 2456541 Maddox still exists? I thought he died or something.
>> [_] Anon 2456542 >># I read this in the most stereotypical new york accent i could think of and i made my night. Thanks, pissed off dumbass new yorker.
>> [_] .ass 2456546 >># You just can't tell if someones lying on the Internets. Guess I'll follow along. >fuck of New York
>> [_] Anon 2456547 I work in NYC and I fucking hate it. The majority of my time is spent trying to leave. The state as a whole isn't terrible, but the city is fucking awful. I have no clue why someone would even consider living there. Some family friends of mine bought a condo in midtown for a million bucks, and all you hear all day long at their place is sirens and traffic. Fucking waste.
>> [_] Anon 2456549 Why can't we just take all these urban hipster holier-than-thou shitstains and have them shipped to overseas labor camps to help repay U.S. debt? Would be so much better for the economy and for overpopulation as well.
>> [_] Anon 2456559 >># Being born and raised in Colorado, there's two kinds of people that everyone here hates. New Yorkers and Californians. America hates you New York, we only come for the landmarks.
>> [_] Anon 2456562 >># >># http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fbkalMuzTq