File: bang (1).swf-(142 KB, 480x240, Game)
[_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:25:30 No.2928890
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:27:37 No.2928892
>you killed what-ever-the-fuck a 14-year old ecologist from New Orleans, LA. She will be
succeeded by her husband, Saxon
kek'd
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:43:16 No.2928899
>you have killed Dr. Meredith Gaither, a 23-year old occupational therapist from St. Charles, MO.
His sister will probably wonder what's taking him so long to get back home.
33333....................aaa cat liketyping
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:44:25 No.2928900
>You have killed Teodorico Dube, a 12-year old underwear model from Salt Lake City, UT.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:50:31 No.2928907
>You have killed Clifford Alix Szabo Jr., a 72-year old batman from Santa Clara, CA.
batman? BATMAN? THEE BATMAN?
>I am a tiny god
> Guns > Batman
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:51:25 No.2928911
>>2928890
https://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:53:18 No.2928914
>>2928911
nah its good
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:54:37 No.2928915
>>2928911
The Plants NOOOO.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)00:57:20 No.2928918
>>2928890
shot everybody once
untold suffering, but no deaths.
which means no backstory, which means no guilt.
Everybody gets some profuse bleeding and lead in their liver, and I'm scott free.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:01:40 No.2928921
>>2928907
In this case it probably refers to a kind of servant.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/batman
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:05:18 No.2928925
>>2928890
Why are all these successful people on the road with an obviously dangerous man? Why do they not
flee?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:06:33 No.2928926
In which the game provides literally no interactivity with their world without killing, then
proceeds to guilt the player for doing the only action the game was programmed to allow. 0/10
shit game
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:07:09 No.2928927
Shot over 100
Let one go.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:07:51 No.2928928
>>2928890
You have killed Sir Wiatt Garcon Zatylny, a 18-year old street artist from Alton, IL. He was a
member of Disabled American Veterans.
>Be American soldier
>Get shot on first day
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:08:53 No.2928930
>you killed a 14 year old sales person. She will be succeeded by her children.
what a stupid game
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:11:22 No.2928932
>>2928890
got Hitler
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:11:46 No.2928933
>>2928926
>literally no interactivity with their world without killing
Oh yeah?
I did just fine
>>2928918
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:19:12 No.2928942
>>2928928
>come home, now valuing the brevity of your life and begin to pursue your lifelong dream to
become a street artist
>your works are so good you get knighted, for the sheer talent they contain and political and
humanitarian messages they pleadingly elicit.
>Banksy thinks you're a real cool chap, and is happy that when he finally retires he'll be
handing that mantle over to a guy he knows he can trust to do as good, if not surpass him
>shot down by some asshole gunning people down on a busy street.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:20:18 No.2928944
>You have killed Conroy Albert Forster Sr., a 62-year old matador from Fort Myers, FL. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Andreana, and his daughter, Oralee. He was a member of Animal Aid.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:22:17 No.2928948
> You have killed Hagen Langenberg II, a 14-year old beekeeper from Iowa City, IA.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:36:54 No.2928959
how do you shoot guys?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:46:47 No.2928972
>an 11 year old house wife
wot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:55:02 No.2928981
I just play this game for dubs
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)01:57:34 No.2928984
oh shit i killed the pope
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:03:04 No.2928991
>You have killed Odessa Sara-Ann Stewart Sr., a 10-year old market gardener from St. Charles, MO.
She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stephan.
a loli for a wife nice
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:05:02 No.2928993
>>2928918
then those who do not sink their teeth into others are forever disconnected from the living world
>Hiro is my hero ヒロは私のヒーローです
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:42:58 No.2929024
>>2928890
Maybe if some of these people were armed and fired back I wouldn't have killed so many of them.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:52:14 No.2929033
You have killed Madam Merissa O'Conner, a 15-year old public speaker from Nampa, ID. She will be
succeeded by her children, Kinna, Alisha, and Hoyt.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:54:10 No.2929034
>>2929033
I just got one better.
>You have killed Dr. Penrod Godfrey Zeigler II, a 12-year old programmer from Waterloo, IA. He
will be succeeded by his children, Ailyn, Marena, Odetta, Barr, Larine, and Pearla.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:54:46 No.2929035
>You have killed Nissie Mirabella Intihar, a 14-year old prime minister from Salinas, CA.
>>2928900
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:57:27 No.2929036
You have killed Dr. Colline Fawne Zantiris, a 11-year old operator from Berkeley, CA. She will be
succeeded by her caring husband, Slim.
oh fuck help my sides
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:58:03 No.2929039
>>2929034
Jesus fuck Penrod, take it easy!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:58:22 No.2929041
>>2929024
But leaving people vulnerable at schools is somehow a better solution
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)02:59:52 No.2929043
I like how this game tells you there's literally no point in playing and shooting people but
clearly the people in this thread found a way.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:00:01 No.2929044
You have killed Nat Travis Salladay Jr., a 89-year old stevedore from Yuma, AZ. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Frankie. He was a member of Collegiate Veterans Association,
International Lesbian and Gay Association, Associated Builders and Contractors and American
Friends Service Committee.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:02:32 No.2929046
You have killed Zolly Hakeem Shannon Jr., a 11-year old politician from Wausau, WI.
Fucking wisconsin politics man.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:03:38 No.2929047
You have killed Rebecka Tarof, a 95-year old personal trainer from Northampton, MA. She was a
member of New Battlefront Foundation and Cato Institute – Minarchist.
HARDCORE GRANNY
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:07:01 No.2929050
You have killed Devondra Chrissa Barbe, a 15-year old moldmaker from Petersburg, VA. Her15th
birthday would have been in 7 days.
>fucking time travellers
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:10:13 No.2929051
>You have killed Charmaine Laurel Cescon, a 11-year old doorman from Denton, TX. She will be
succeeded by her children, Rae, Fatima, and Lucretia. She was a member of Fraser Institute and
Aura's House.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:11:23 No.2929052
You have killed Ethelin Garrett, a 96-year old gangster from Racine, WI.
96 and still bangin'
>> [_] TS 10/17/15(Sat)03:11:51 No.2929053
>You have killed Stesha Liliane Nolter, a 11-year old chauffeur from Temecula, CA. She will be
succeeded by her husband, Scott. She was a member of Cato Institute – Minarchist.
>Stesha Liliane Nolter might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where her body
is. In front of you. Dead.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:13:21 No.2929055
You have killed Bo Fritz Yancey, a 13-year old teacher from Atlantic City, NJ. His13rd birthday
would have been in 9 days.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:14:24 No.2929057
>You have been killed by Madam Gusti Dicaprio, a 91-year old athletic trainer from Lafayette, IN.
That's enough of this game.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:18:47 No.2929059
>You have killed Dr. Sybilla Cori Mondor, a 42-year old poker player from St. Louis, MO. She will
be succeeded by her husband, Scarface.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:47:39 No.2929068
>You have killed Mr. Taber Ian Mai, a 14-year old art director from Goldsboro, NC. He was a
member of Military Order of the Purple Heart.
>you killed whatever his face who will be succeeded by his wife, Cat.
Where are the cops if this is so real, game? Where are the hordes of people running the fuck away
from a huge pile of corpses in the middle of a street? Fuck your pretentious shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:55:34 No.2929072
>>2929050
is that a legit steinsgate reference?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:58:21 No.2929074
>>2928900
holy keks
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)03:59:57 No.2929075
>>2929072
>How so?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)04:24:45 No.2929084
>You have killed Neil Quintin Jonczak, a 22-year old treasurer from Austin, TX. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Kania. He was a member of National Association for Black Veterans
and Association of Confederate Soldiers.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)04:27:30 No.2929087
>>2929084
Amazing.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)04:42:56 No.2929094
>You have killed Zalman Spike Meijer, a 14-year old butler from Syracuse, NY. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Olenka.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)04:44:01 No.2929096
>>2929094
>
You have killed Ms. Kirbie Martina Corley, a 10-year old loan officer from Bakersfield, CA. She
will be succeeded by her husband, Nestor, and her children, Lauren, Melba, and Johannes. She was
a member of Sons of the American Revolution.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)05:03:47 No.2929099
do you get a better gun. Im getting tired of clicking. I walked by a few, and nothing happened. I
imagine you are supposed to have this moment of clarity and find violence distasteful and
abhorrent. I noticed that nothing happened when i didnt kill. That tells me the people wouldnt
even notice me unless i was shooting.
No one dies, and i make no difference and the people keep marching. I kill and I change the path
of my interaction with them. In either case, the people keep coming.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)05:04:27 No.2929100
You have killed Lanny Dorian Varano, a 14-year old dictator from Shawnee, OK. He was a member of
Animal Aid.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)05:12:15 No.2929106
>those ones and zeroes on the screen have feelings too!
Is this really what SJWs believe?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)05:22:43 No.2929109
>>2928972
>not wanting a loli housewife
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)06:05:44 No.2929117
>>2928890
why is everyone so old
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)07:45:57 No.2929139
>>2929072
What?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)07:48:16 No.2929142
>>2929084
Underrated post
