File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Challenging physics game Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)02:10:09 No.2945926
What is the best strategy for clearing level 2 on gold time?
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)02:17:59 No.2945931
>>2945926
Rewatch the intro, it tells you how.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)02:53:41 No.2945959
My favourite part of flash games is READING UNSKIPPABLE TEXT FOR FIVE MINUTES
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)02:54:48 No.2945961
>>2945959
Oh wait I'm getting trolled and that's the joke. Goddamnit. I fell for it. I'm a goddamn sucker.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:01:43 No.2945967
>>2945961
You can skip the intro. Hit tab a couple of times. You really need the info though, so I wouldn't
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:05:41 No.2945973
>>2945967
THIS SEEMS LIKE A RUSE
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:08:16 No.2945976
>the Earth anthem
what the fuck is this I thought this was a game
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:10:54 No.2945979
>>2945967
You're a piece of shit, and this isn't a game
I'm going to save everyone a lot of trouble, after all that bullshit, you take one step, a spider
shows up, talks to you to stop you from moving, then some dumbass drops your own spaceship on
you, game over. If you hit try again, you can go to the menu, for the exact same results.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:14:19 No.2945980
>>2945979
Every thread we have some scrub who can't get past the tutorial.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:16:34 No.2945983
>>2945980
get fucked I don't believe this is a game, if I had flash I'd rip the file apart to prove it but
I lack a complete version of flash editor and unless you have screencaps I'm calling bullshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:18:04 No.2945985
Newfags who haven't beaten steamshovel harry shouldn't be allowed to post on /f/.
Sure it's not a perfect game, but its OUR game, and it boggles my mind that people can't dodge
the rocket or give up on the tutorial level. How ADD do you have to be to not want to have the
tiniest bit of backstory? Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:19:49 No.2945986
>gives a time limit at the start of the tutorial
>tutorial goes for exactly that length
>earth gets destroyed 1 second into gameplay
I can't believe I fell for that
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:21:11 No.2945987
>>2945985
I hope you all get cancer
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:23:51 No.2945989
>that space police chase
holy shit that was intense
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)03:39:21 No.2945997
>>2945986
Protip: Skip the tutorial if you think you've got a handle of the controls
>>2945989
srsly bro
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)04:19:53 No.2946023
>>2945979
Is pretending to be new here some kind of new shitposting?
Or are you actually just that much of a newfag?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:10:25 No.2946048
>>2945989
fuck you
>>2945997
there is no way to skip the tutorial
>>2946023
I already checked the TV Tropes page and a Let's Play, you're full of shit and I hate you
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:16:38 No.2946050
>>2946048
>TV Tropes
>Let's Play
Check out this scrub-level newfag
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:17:57 No.2946051
>>2945980
>winner
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:20:37 No.2946053
>>2946050
I know you're trolling but god damn it I hope you literally choke and die slowly with your only
hope of survival just barely out of your reach.
If I could personally rip your fingers, toes and teeth out and force you to eat each one
individually with lemon soaked toothpicked shoved into your wounds I could die with a satisfied
smile.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:25:40 No.2946056
>>2946053
why u mad?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:30:05 No.2946059
>>2946056
because I hate the idea of intentionally lying in order to cause a slight annoyance to people
when you can't even see the look on their faces
it's like masturbating to a picture of a fully clothed woman when there's heaps of perfectly fine
porn somewhere else, and then lying about it to the person the image is of while still
masturbating, it's just plain stupid for lack of any better words
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:34:48 No.2946062
>>2946059
Aww someone is cwanky cause he stayed up too long. Lemme get you a warm bottle of milk, it'll
help you sleep the asspain off.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:37:08 No.2946066
>>2946062
kill yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)05:46:52 No.2946070
>>2946059
Butthurt over sucking at a game? Get on my level, shitlord.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)06:04:45 No.2946073
Every time this gets posted there is a butthurt newfag. Every single time.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)06:27:07 No.2946077
>>2945979
lol what a fugen scrub
rekt
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)07:00:04 No.2946088
>>2946073
What is the point of posting it if not to make people "butthurt" -- including the people who get
bothered that someone else got bothered at a flash meant to bother people.
We'll gladly spend hours doing inconsequential shit day in and day out but it's these rare
moments that remind us that time is precious and some things are so pointless and offensive that
we feel robbed of those few minutes we were convinced to stare at a screen.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)07:21:31 No.2946095
Sure is new in here.
When I was a newfag I had the decency to keep quiet when the grownups were joking about a very,
very, very old flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)08:26:33 No.2946112
>>2946059
Some people get turned on by clothes.
I know, I know, it's fucking WEIRD isn't it.
Who knew people had turn-ons? Fucking freaks.
It's like you are new at life. You must be underage b& or something.
Can't even play a simple game and can't even come up with simple metaphors.
>> [_] DavidNzN 11/08/15(Sun)09:14:19 No.2946132
>>2945926
>>2945967
>>2945997
>>2946023
>>2946050
>>2946056
Same stupid oldfag bastard...he is too troll and too dumb to think that i will fall for this
bullshit joke...
I downloaded the game and clicked in the middle end...this is not a game!Just a musical
game...Accept this fate,pretentious oldbunny.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)09:43:52 No.2946141
>>2946088
Steamshovel Harry has never seemed so influential in the way I view life
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)10:30:28 No.2946157
that physics song was worth the disappointment.
