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[_] 4chan Cup /f/ Team Roster discussion Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)16:06:37 No.2955860
Alright with Autumn out of the way we can start looking to Winter now as the temperatures drop
further and further.
NowifsomeofmostofyourecalltherewasaratherfairamountofcontentionregardingMormonJesus'
positionasamedal.Whilewedidn'tperformterriblyinSummerifonethingIlearnedfromtheseason
wasthatshortpassingisshit,andthemedaldefenderhaslostmostofit'seffectiveness.AndTakeo
Ischican'tscoreforshitinsummer.Thoughsuccessfulfor/b/Ifeellikeit'snotworkingoutasgoo
dasitusedtobeforus.SoI'msuretherecouldbesomeargumentmadeformormonjesusbutTittyMonste
rscoredthegoaloverhim,heleftMCRidealoneformostofthegameagainst/mu/hencethe2-0gameend
erinthequarterfinal.NeedlesstosayI'mwelcomingsomechangeatthemoment.Traditionbedamned
ifthere'spoorplayinvolved.Nottomentionwealmostgotrelegatedbecausehecompletelywentoff
hismarkvs/x/.AndI'velistenedtothecritizingandit'lllikelybeeitherDailyDoseorZonetoget
themedalsinplaceofTakeoandJesus,orMegumicangetthe
medal as well. It's up for you guys to decide I'll get the polls up within' the weekend. When I
got more time to do so.
As usual you can shitpost endlessly about anthems/goalhorns. Throw in some roster suggestions as
well. Maybe a request for me to commit suicide here and there too.
But here's our starting XI currently
CF DA HOOD - [Gold]
SS Lolicatgirls - [Gold]
SS Takeo Ischi - [Silver]
CMF Zone
CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~
CMF Daily Dose
LB PPPPPUUUUU - (As Isabelle because the guy who did the blenders has a boner for her.)
CB Mormon Jesus [Silver]
CB Gardevoir Paizuri
RB Dr. Dick
GK Segata Sanshiro
Our bench players are:
CB Nasheed
CB Rakeman
LB Nipaa
RB SWFants
CMF Van Darkholm
CMF Iron Man (Yes I've told the commissioner to play his horn if he ever scores. I want it too
believe me)
CMF Megumi
CMF WRRRRRRRRRRRY
CMF Xiao Mei
CF Anonymous D
TL:DR http://pastebin.com/bjYtr7Mb
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)16:12:32 No.2955864
Koopa Girl for roster
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)16:17:20 No.2955870
put in mongol throatsinging
Thats been the freshest hit meme off of this board
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)16:17:21 No.2955871
Oh yeah and as a personal plea from me personally can I bring back Terry Crews on the squad as a
DMF? He was a vital part of the defense and I think summer showed that,
>>2955864
I see no problem with this.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:02:26 No.2955902
Iron Man in place of Dr. Dick, Megumi in place of Mormon Jesus, Anon D in place of Segata
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:04:22 No.2955904
>>2955860
>LB PPPPPUUUUU - (As Isabelle because the guy who did the blenders has a boner for her.)
A non-lewd Isabelle, correct? We don't want /f/ to be the team who gets the cup banned (again).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:05:59 No.2955905
Boy Next Door for roster
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:06:00 No.2955906
Nothing's sprung out over the past few months as obvious changes to anthems or goalhorns other
than ANOTHER FUCKING ALTERNATE FOR TAKEO ISCHEI GODDAMN
http://swfchan.com/31/151541/
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:10:45 No.2955915
I suggest Gabe the Dog for roster unless /wsg/ takes him first
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:12:56 No.2955918
>>2955915
I'd argue he belongs more on /wsg/ than he does on /f/. Seen far more Gabe webms on /wsg/ and
even /gif/ than I have seen on /f/.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:16:46 No.2955923
>>2955870
In place of Xiao Mei?
>>2955902
So have Dr. Dick go into the midfield and Iron Man go on the defense? You talking about switching
these guys to different positions or having them take that position and cut the other from the
team? Having a little trouble understanding this.
>>2955904
Nah it's just Isabelle's head. We had the same blender through summer and it didn't cause any
problems. Although what's hysterical to me is that there is a hidden dose on the SWFants blender
and no one's spotted it yet.
>>2955906
Oh boy.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:21:45 No.2955931
>>2955905
>What is van darkholme
>>2955923
Xiao Mei has been pretty prominent on this board lately, I think replacing segata sanshiro or
mormon jesus would be better. I've rarely seen either of those flashes lately compared to the
others. Or I could just be lurking on /f/ at the wrong times, I dunno.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:21:46 No.2955932
Gold CFs are terrible. Give it to Takeo instead.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:23:29 No.2955934
Would really like to see Heap o Trouble back on the roster.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:24:11 No.2955935
>>2955923
>>2955931
I think it all cycles back to replacing Mormon Jesus as a Silver, personally. Mongolposting has
been forced into prominence and as such does deserve some representation on the team.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:25:32 No.2955937
>>2955923
>what's hysterical to me is that there is a hidden dose on the SWFants blender and no one's
spotted it yet.
>yfw this is the cup that someone notices and buttblasted Twitch admins act swiftly and
immediately for the last time
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:27:50 No.2955940
>>2955931
I can't remember the last time I saw Mormon Jesus. Haven't seen much Segata either for that
matter.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:28:20 No.2955941
>>2955940
Mormon Jesus shows up more often on /wsg/ than he does here.
>> [_] Anonymous D !Noy5sI6il. 11/20/15(Fri)17:29:22 No.2955943
>>2955902
>Anon D in place of Segata
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:30:54 No.2955944
I love the idea of a refreshed roster. Tradition be damned, if players are playing like shit its
good to have a fresh start.
Taking Mormon Jesus off as a silver and putting it on Daily Dose is a great excuse for playing
some "Where Da Hood At".
I also think "White Hole" could be a good addition to the roster.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:35:56 No.2955948
Mongol Mondays are too huge on the board to not have represented.
Daily Dose is much more important to the board than Mormon Jesus and should come in as a silver,
if not a gold.
Xiao Mei is very big on the board and should be a starter, as is Iron Man, albeit to a lesser
extent.
If you're looking for players to add not necessarily as a prominent role, but maybe just as a
bencher, Heartbeat, White Hole, and Flashing No Hook are all pretty good flashes that are posted
fairly often.
Segata is never posted anymore, kill him.
Nasheed seems more like a /wsg/ thing than an /f/ staple, so I'm not sure about keeping it on the
roster.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:37:59 No.2955950
>>2955937
It'll take the right camera angle and even then PES doesn't offer it often. Besides we're on
shitbox now thanks to the twitch being on two strikes.
>>2955935
Yeah you guys are probably right, I just feel like Zone deserves the bump to medal. Same with
Daily Dose, he doesn't get nearly enough credit as he should he does do a lot of setup work. Same
with Zone really. The midfield really impressed me this last cup but that's just me. It's
ultimately your guy's decision when I get them polls made.
>>2955940
>>2955943
I'll be honest I can dig the idea of sticking Anon D at GK
>>2955944
I'm curious to see how the gameplan goes with that setup with a silver in the midfield instead of
the backline. But because defenders can be dog shit retarded we're gonna have to get a couple of
DMFs back on the team
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:38:55 No.2955951
>>2955950
Wait, cup is on Shitbox permanently now? What the fuck why even
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:42:45 No.2955957
>>2955950
If Mormon Jesus isnt a medal it makes it more difficult to hold that defensive line. Putting a
silver on a DMF could help with backline defending and some long ball setup tactics.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:44:12 No.2955959
>>2955950
So we've got Zone back again from her time on /d/, right?
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:45:23 No.2955962
>>2955951
Two reasons:
First off we got B& because of a blender on /i/'s team having a bitch getting banged right on the
front of it. And someone issued a meme report and actually got the stream b&. We got it back but
then the terrorisms struck, people got sensitive and we got B& a second time from twitch. So with
two strikes and us being in blatant violation of Twitch's policy of "Hate Speech" we had to move
to Shitbox. Because the 3rd and final ban is an inevitability with /pol/ playing in Winter
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:47:06 No.2955964
>>2955951
Twitch can't handle the Hot Pockets. They were just too hot.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:47:22 No.2955965
>>2955959
Yes we do, as agreed with /d/'s management we will get Zone back on the pitch for /f/ this season.
>>2955957
It could work, plus cheeky DMF attacks are always a great thing to witness when they work out.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:47:24 No.2955966
>>2955962
I'm well aware of why we got b& the first two times, I just find it curious that that's the way
we're doing it rather than streaming games which are (more or less) within TOS on Twitch and
doing games like /pol/ v /r9k/ on Shitbox. It sucks so fucking hard trying to scroll through past
videos looking for stats because their servers are so fucking bad.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:48:01 No.2955969
>>2955950
Having Zone and Daily Dose as medals sounds cool, and I think the two to be kicked off for that
should be Mormon Jesus and Ischi. Just looking at the thread, Jesus definitely isn't popular
enough to be a medal, and Takeo Ischi just isn't posted very much these days.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:49:58 No.2955971
>>2955966
Yeah but at the very least the Klaxa archive exists for this purpose. literally the only thing
not on there that's on the twitch is the Autumn 2013 matches. So we're really making the move to
shitbox to preserve those.
If folks aren't aware of the Klaxa archive here's a link archive.klaxa.eu
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:52:17 No.2955975
>>2955971
When I miss improtant matches it is fantastic that the klaxa archive is there for me to download
matches w/ the stream chat spoiler free ;-)
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:53:28 No.2955976
>>2955969
I can understand the dislike for Mormon Jesus' position although I have more problems with Ischi
that are performance based He's scored two goals in three seasons on the team and he's spent two
seasons practically goalless which really hurts our chances as a whole if we have that kind of a
striker who can't get it done. And to me I don't see him doing much except yodeling at the ball.
Sure he landed a header that was saved but imagine if DA HOOD wasn't right behind him to follow
it up? That would've changed things dramatically for the last day of that group stage.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:56:48 No.2955979
>>2955976
Be that as it may, Takeo Ischei is still a uniquely /f/ meme and the most that should happen is
that he's stripped of his medal and swapped in position with Daily Dose.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:57:21 No.2955980
>>2955976
Why not drop Takeo as a 77 CMF/DMF and bring Zone up as a silver SS?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)17:58:56 No.2955984
>>2955979
What this guy said.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)17:59:01 No.2955985
>>2955934
If the demand gets high enough he'll come back on the team I'm just wary of him because he did
fuck all any time he's been on the team scoring one goal and getting one man of the the match
performance in two seasons on the team. I remember we brought him back for a friendly and he
didn't do shit then either.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)18:00:18 No.2955987
>>2955979
>>2955980
What you guys said is likely gonna be the scenario for the next season he wont be removed until
you guys say so. I'm just saying what my experience with him as a player is.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:01:53 No.2955990
>>2955985
I just think having 9 NAKED MEN in a blender akin to what Multiple Attackers has would be funny.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:06:27 No.2955994
>>2955987
Well. Seeing how Takeo has done sweet fuck all as a medal we should have a poll on whether he
stays or not.
>>2955990
While this would be funny as fuck, we might break Hitboxes TOS and could get the cup banned on
hitbox also
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:08:08 No.2955998
>>2955994
Censor the dongs?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:10:34 No.2955999
>Don't get it
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 11/20/15(Fri)18:17:15 No.2956010
>>2955990
I agree
But we'd have to go with this >>2955998
>>2955999
nice trips.
This is for the /f/ divegrass team that plays in a tournament with what is considered to be the
other 31 top teams of the cup. This tournament is played with PES and modded to hell and back
with custom faces. The tournament is played AI vs AI and I'm the autistic bastard who's been
leading the team along for the past few years. Along with now co-managers Smudgey and DMC.
This thread is so we can find out what the team is gonna look like for the next tournament.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:29:42 No.2956021
Obligatory kill yourself.
Now that that's out of the way, I second the throat singing addition. Truly the spiciest maymay
of recent memory.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:31:54 No.2956023
Is it possible to give one of the players a parrot head? I vote for Click Here To Smile for new
medal player.
I'd welcome Dignified Devil and Mongolian as well
>> [_] Anonymous 11/20/15(Fri)18:31:57 No.2956024
If you cut Xiao Mei Mei I'm gonna be real sad
