File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)01:56:05 No.2949694
I worked with one of these amazing machines, back before Rockwell introduced the Electro
Encabulator in February 1979. The Electro model was known for the bifurcated leaf springs which
reduced onomatopoeic vibration by an order of magnitude. Eventually, we went fully digital, and
such operations are now controlled by mechanical arms wielding fungible morphing tips, driven by
anamorphic software. As for the Retro Encabulator, those old monsters now sit, unused, in cheap
warehouses, and no one will take them off your hands even for free. But give them another 50
years, and they will start turning up in museums, if there are any left by then.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)02:03:56 No.2949697
Glad that they got that side-fumbling under control.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)02:26:50 No.2949714
>logarithmic casing
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)03:13:47 No.2949747
well i have a boner now
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)05:32:23 No.2949802
It took me a while to realize this was on a loop
>> [_] Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)06:49:10 No.2949825
Sounds like I'm watching an episode of Star Trek
