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[_] Classic shit Anon 3343185

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[_] Anon 3111848

File: DOTARPG.swf-(8.85 MB, 720x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3081628
>> [_] Anon 3081774 Whatever you do is wrong, AM sucks

File: DOTARPG.swf-(8.85 MB, 720x480, Game)
[_] 3k MMR simulator Anon 3076031
>> [_] Anon 3076040 I THIS SHIT WINNABLE OR WHAT? Can't babysit antimage after warding and pulling, buying boots make the game "glitch" ...just like a real game... oh
>> [_] Anon 3076042 >># >windrunner not lina >casts invokers spells ???
>> [_] Anon 3076051 >># Yes, play hydralisk.

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[_] the classic Anon 3071163
>> [_] Anomynous 3071166 How cute, they linked their furaffinities in the sound testing...
>> [_] Anon 3071196 it's mittsies, why isn't it porn?
>> [_] Anon 3071199 so, is the joke that all adcs are assholes and you cant win?
>> [_] Anon 3071211 The intro theme is actually pretty cool, why does the rest of the music seem to suck so hard?
>> [_] Anon 3071219 >># >ADC >couldn't win a flash game so intuitive Oh come on anon, if you are not baiting at least try harder.
>> [_] Anon 3071278 1. Pick Hydralisk 2. Buy ward and chicken 3. Go place a ward in the river, say no to ganking for invoker 4. Upon returning to lane, go to pull creeps but then say no to pulling and you will be given the option to stack 5. Upon returning to lane again, go babysit anti-mage in lane, when panda is being a dick, use melty hands on him and his hands will melt and he will die. if it makes you feel better
>> [_] Anon 3071280 >># Same shit for ice lady but use armor instead

File: DOTARPG_1.1.swf-(8.85 MB, 720x480, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2796338
>> [_] Anon 2796368 wut
>> [_] Anon 2796369 was midly interesting, until the game told me off for babysitting antimage instead of pulling. Thats the wrong shit to do in game.
>> [_] Anon 2796371 >># >place ward >yes to gank mid >cast sunstrike >go to shop >buy boots >game "crashes" okay...
>> [_] Anon 2796372 >># game is reddit
>> [_] Anon 2796373 >># What? You fucking noob or what? If you don't pull and stack, the carry will be under their tower in no time, losing all the farm. GG, please report shitty support
>> [_] Anon 2796389 >># If you don't know how to create equilibrium, your a low MMR player. By carefully managing last hits, and denys, its possible to position the lane anywhere. The biggest reason you pull is to deny the opponents xp and gold by sending it to the neutrals. But am is squishy and vulnerable early game when its 1v2. If you leave am alone, he'll get no farm and quite possibly killed. All so you can try and hinder the opponents team. Better to give am free farm, and let the opposing team some gold than fuck it all up because your a scrub who doesn't know the difference between a soft carry and a hard carry.
>> [_] Anon 2796420 >># >># >># Dotards pls go
>> [_] Anon 2796428 Pick the ice one Get a ward and a donkey because fucking reasons Place ward Don't gank Pull camp DON'T pull camp Stack camp Babysit Don't get the last hit Cast ice armor Win Wasn't even any buttseks in a Mittsies animation... fucking DISAPPOINT. 2/10. Don't recommend.

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[_] Anon 2793358
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 2793399 There needs to be more skip buttons.
>> [_] Anon 2793419 >># but the dialogue is legitimately funny, and randomized, why would you wanna skip?
>> [_] Anon 2793424 It's too short ='C

File: DOTARPG_1.1.swf-(8.85 MB, 720x480, Game)
[_] >playing support Anon 2790716 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2790792 lol wtf? is this a joke designed for shit supports?
>> [_] Anon 2790798 >># It's a critique on how modern noob players see supports, while refusing to be anthing other than a carry and ruin the game because of their foolish, childish tantrums
>> [_] Anon 2790855 >># Can't wait for LoL version. Oh wait, we haven't players that need to be babysitted all the time.
>> [_] Anon 2790860 >># go shit up some other board, your kind isn't wanted around here
>> [_] Anon 2790872 >># Did you butthurt, babyboy?

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[_] >implying you can beat this Anon 2525315 this is what it's like to be below 3K mmr in dota 2. no matter how hard you try, you will always lose.
>> [_] Anon 2525364 My friend who's at 2800 is on a 7 game winning streak. Winning is possible, just annoying.
>> [_] Anon 2525399 >># FAG
>> [_] Anon 2525421 >># what the fuck is manta style
>> [_] Anon 2525427 >># I'm at 1600 something MMR and I have a 61% winrate as Broodmama, slowly climbing out of the trench.

File: DOTARPG_1.1.swf-(8.85 MB, 720x480, Game)
[_] Just like a real game of DOTA 2 Anon 2509799 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2509800 >># this was funnier than it should have been
>> [_] Anon 2509804 >># to buy the blueman group's album: pick hydralisk (venomancer) get 25 roam/25 gank stats pull jungle first. use melty hands on pudge. babysit antimage next take his last hit use melty hands on panda go pull jungle, place ward say yes to ganking for invoker buy the album
>> [_] Anon 2509807 still, in my opinion, the greatest thing mittsies has ever done. which isn't saying alot... unless you really like pony porn and girls with dicks.
>> [_] Anon 2509808 >># >"Windrunner" >it's literally a picture of Lina >you meet "Lina" in game >it's literally Windrunner's face ok
>> [_] Anon 2509813 >># >not liking girls with dicks 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2509816 >># >liking dicks get a load of this faggot
>> [_] Anon 2509817 >># >># >># >liking things I don't like >not liking things I do like everyone has shit opinions except me
>> [_] Anon 2509821 >># Go ahead and like it, but you can't not call it gay.
>> [_] Anon 2509822 typical moba community cannot help but immediately start talking about dicks like a bunch of faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2509836 >># ASSFAGGOTS to be precise
>> [_] Anon 2509846 >># >moba >dota back to LoL you go.
>> [_] Anon 2509864 >># what, are you straight? faggot
>> [_] Anon 2509868 >># Then what's DOTA?
>> [_] Anon 2509933 >># Action RTS, AoS-like or ASSFAGGOTS are both acceptable. Or you could just call it DOTA: because it's a very unique strategy game that is hard to compare to other games. "multiplayer battle arena" is some vague bullshit name designed by a retard. even counterstrike and monopoly are MOBAs by that shitty definition.
>> [_] Anon 2509944 >># Y-Yes.
>> [_] Anon 2509947 >># >literally Children.
>> [_] Anon 2509949 >># This guy knows his shit
>> [_] Anon 2509964 >># the idea of monopoly being a battle arena made me laugh more than it should have. I just imagined two jews fighting to the death over park place
>> [_] Anon 2509995 the music in this is so good. are there any more games like this?
>> [_] Anon 2510045 >take windrunner >20/20/20/0[don't know if that matters] >buy ward and donkey and proceed >place a ward >gank mid, use sunstrike >go back to shop >buy boots
>> [_] Anon 2510070 >># I thought you needed 25 points in roam and gank to do this. good to know it's only 20 of each, I guess? neat

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[_] blue man group Anon 2479870 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2480005 bought boots, game died
>> [_] Anon 2480014 shit tier flash
>> [_] Anon 2480025 >># Supports never get boots :^)
>> [_] Anon 2480054 >created by mittsies Where's the porn?
>> [_] Anon 2480059 Windrunner?

File: DOTARPG_1.1.swf-(8.85 MB, 720x480, Game)
[_] minor update Mittsies !1Fb62TuBfs 2473457 I just felt like updating this with a few things. Most notably: faster text scrolling, better font for the dialogue, skip the anti mage scenes at the beginning (although I added random dialogue in a few spots so it's markedly less tedious to replay it), and I added a few extra things to the game in general (a new song as well, for the "lina" encounter). also it's actually possible to buy the blue man group's album now. nothing special just figured I'd share.
>> [_] Anon 2473458 I'm personally hoping you will make something more out of this. Even though its short and unwinnable I still like it.
>> [_] Anon 2473461 >># >unwinnable did you play the game once and then give up or something. there are literally multiple ways to win.
>> [_] Anon 2473462 >># antimage always abandons me and pudge always kills me....
>> [_] Anon 2473464 >># >unwinnable antimage_laugh.gif Just like a real match of DOTA 2, this rpg is great for weeding out and revealing the true retards of the gaming community. Stay trench, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2473466 >># crystal maiden victory: stats don't matter. ward first. don't gank for invoker. then pull jungle, STACK before pulling. babysit antimage and use ice armor to kill panda. GG venomancer victory: max gank stat. either place ward or pull jungle first. don't gank for invoker. use melty hands on everything. GG obtain boots victory: max gank and roam stats. ward first. gank for invoker, and use sunstrike when prompted. visit the store and buy boots. GG
>> [_] Anon 2473467 >># for the boots victory you gotta pick windrunner btw
>> [_] Mittsies !1Fb62TuBfs 2473470 >># I'd do more with it but I'm too busy with other projects. Maybe if I made a dota porn rpg or something, but I'm not sure how many people would want that.
>> [_] Anon 2473477 >># Dicks included?
>> [_] Anon 2473481 shit tier flash
>> [_] Anon 2473484 I lost because I didn't stack before pulling? Who the fuck doesn't pull through these days?
>> [_] Anon 2473496 >># >not stacking before pullin truly a shit support play
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2473499 >># Mittsies, why don't you go outside and find yourself a nice swedish girl to settle down with instead of making anal sex flash animations? You're much more handsome than I expected.
>> [_] Anon 2473507 Is there a place where I can download all the music in this game? I really enjoy it.
>> [_] Anon 2473510 >># ignore me I am stupid
>> [_] Anon 2473511 >># Probably a lot of people.
>> [_] Anon 2473514 >># >not chain pulling like a boss
>> [_] Anon 2473517 >># not sure if bug or not, bought shoe after killing bluemangroup, game broke. Maybe I'm just too good.
>> [_] Anon 2473521 >># >dota porn rpg My dick got hard just reading those words
>> [_] Anon 2473526 Mittsies made something that's not assfucking? СУКА
>> [_] Anon 2473527 Do the stats actually do anything?
>> [_] Mittsies !1Fb62TuBfs 2473542 >># >># I think you have me confused with someone else. >># Yes. They unlock the fishing mini game that allows you to catch red herrings for bonus points.
>> [_] Anon 2473544 >># >># >confusing Mittsies with Rockcandy How fucking new
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2473545 >># No, I saw you in one of your videos and you were a handsome swede. <bending down to smooch you and snapping his fragile knees, spilling his colostomy bag all over the pavement>
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2473547 >># oh sh-t, there's a difference? But it's always mittsies that posts the anal flashes here
>> [_] Anon 2473577 >tfw not enough money to buy Blue Man's latest album
>> [_] Anon 2473591 >># Once I get to the boots part the game crashes. GG.
>> [_] Anon 2473594 >># What a shitty n00b player. Got it and enjoyed blue'mans music. Sad Pudge demon got me then. It kinda reminds me of manticore. >Protip: You need to be banana-man
>> [_] Anon 2473601 >># I don't even play Dota and I came here to laugh at you
>> [_] Anon 2473610 >># Wait theres actually productive people who browse /f/? who would have known
>> [_] Foggy !PawsUa3yAU 2473611 >># Mittsies, got anything new planned for Soundcloud? I liek dem musics. Also that chiptunes "Just an Illusion", sides hit the stratosphere.
>> [_] Anon 2473621 >># windrunner y u do dis? ur a faget
>> [_] Anon 2473624 gayest shit ever