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This is resource FGLOEZR, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:2/1 -2016 15:10:50

Ended:2/1 -2016 19:26:10

Checked:2/1 -2016 19:38:24

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2990027/the-newfag-cry…
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 127.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: Newfags of 4chan.swf-(6.26 MB, 1280x719, Other)
[_] The newfag crying games Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:07:10 No.2990027

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:33:23 No.2990038

  Funny but I am still not gonna stop bitching about it.
  >we're gonna keep posting the cancer so quit bitching and just accept it peacefully
  No.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:48:20 No.2990043

  >If I say that the cancer I endorse is oldfaggotry then they will stop purging it
  Still not funny, homosexual piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:48:54 No.2990045

  >>2990038
  You misunderstand.
  Cancer will always spread throughout any internet media outlet.
  This is merely making fun of those who can't handle that reality.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:52:28 No.2990050

  >>2990043
  Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
  Too much salt is bad for your health.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:54:17 No.2990051

  >>2990050
  try hard m8.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)09:54:26 No.2990052

  You know what is cancerous to society?

  Bigoted homophobes.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:04:01 No.2990056

  >>2990045
  Fair enough but I enjoy my anger/complaining so quit bitching and continue the endless cycle.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:05:12 No.2990057

  >>2990056
  You contradict yourself, sir. Bitching about it is what makes the cycle endless.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:07:32 No.2990061

  >>2990056
  Nobody is complaining about you and others like you bitching about it.
  We are simple laughing about it.
  There's a difference, no one is stopping you.
  Just like there is no one stopping the rest of us from posting this and making fun of people like
  you.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:08:23 No.2990065

  >>2990045
  Reality is not fixed to your homosexual desires, faggot.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:09:25 No.2990067

  >>2990052
  >Says the mentally ill
  Fucking homosexual, they all need mental health services.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:09:44 No.2990068

  Can we go back to the days where the whole newfag/oldfag thing wasn't a thing?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:10:26 No.2990069

  >>2990061
  Nice story bro, keeping sucking that dick.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:12:20 No.2990071

  >>2990065
  Reality isn't ever a fixed thing, it can be unpredictable.
  That's why your bitching and complaining will get you no where.
  But you're welcome to keep trying; in fact we want you to keep trying so it will fuel the comedy.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:15:58 No.2990073

  >>2990071
  Lad, your homosexuality attempting to be cloaked in oldfaggotry is so obvious that it is not
  funny.
  Claiming that you are and oldfag only to try to give some kind of validation to your forced shit
  would not get you anywhere.

  But anyway boy, keep sucking that dick.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:21:08 No.2990075

  >>2990073
  Who claimed who or what was being an oldfag?
  The only thing that was mentioned was how newfags react to things on 4chan.
  Daily dose just so happens to be something that newfags whinge about among many other things.

  So are you going to make a valid point any time soon? Tbh I hope you keep trying because our
  popcorn needs a little more salting if you're willing to provide.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:21:45 No.2990077

  >>2990061
  well if people getting angry at you for shitting in the sink makes your day then enjoy I guess

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:23:25 No.2990080

  >>2990075
  Oldfags also complain about it.
  I have been here for many years and I still think its a stale, unpleasant cancer with little to
  no endearing quality to it.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:24:49 No.2990081

  >>2990077
  >Comparing shitting in the sink to posting a .swf to /f/

  Ok.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:25:00 No.2990082

  >>2990075
  >Who claimed who or what was being an oldfag?
  By adressing anyone who doesn't share your homosexual dragonball animation a "newfag" you are
  implying your own oldfaggotry. Stop trying, is just embarassing.

  Also keep in mind that all these conversation you are the one who is holding apologies towards
  homosexual unfunny forced memes.
  But whatever fits you, homosexual piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:25:58 No.2990083

  >>2990080
  That's your opinion.
  You're welcome to have it.
  Just like we are welcome to keep posting it and laughing at how it makes others angry.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:27:50 No.2990084

  >>2990083
  Agreed.
  Shall me let this thread die now?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:28:16 No.2990085

  >>2990083
  >we
  >that hivemind
  You don't have the balls to stand up for yourself I see, no wonder why you like sucking manly
  dicks.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:28:51 No.2990086

  >>2990084
  Shall we*
  god damnit

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:30:09 No.2990087

  >>2990086
  Nobody gives a shit about typos on 4chan.
  Don't bother correcting yourself, most people know what you meant anyway.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:31:28 No.2990089

  >>2990085
  >>2990082
  Please do continue :)

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:32:38 No.2990091

  >>2990089
  Do you like sucking manly dicks?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:38:44 No.2990094

  >>2990091
  >I have psychological projection please help me

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:39:48 No.2990095

  it was never funny
  it never will be
  just like sage it's autistic

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)10:57:09 No.2990104

  >>2990094
  >Liking Homosexual animated pornography doesn't mean that I'm homosexual

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:00:28 No.2990108

  >>2990094
  Just admit you love those big fat throbbing cocks.
  I want to fap to your admittence.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:05:07 No.2990111

  >>2990104
  >>2990108
  The closet gay is real.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:06:57 No.2990112

  >>2990111
  >I-i'm not the g-gay y-you are
  You are very inconsistent according to your comments. No wonder why you are a mentally ill
  homosexual piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:07:30 No.2990113

  >>2990111
  The double triple has spoken.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:08:53 No.2990117

  >>2990112
  Continue proving you have psychological projection issues.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:10:02 No.2990119

  >>2990117
  Whatever. You lose. You're the gay.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:11:27 No.2990121

  >>2990117
  Sure m8, just keep in mind trough all the rest of the day that you are the only one that has
  being pro animated homosexual unfunny forced memes.

  Keep sucking that manly dick.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:11:32 No.2990122

  >>2990119
  Please do continue.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:25:01 No.2990128

  The guy calling people homosexuals and making references to sucking cocks is the most obviously
  closeted gay person I have ever seen type words on the internet.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:28:30 No.2990129

  >>2990128
  Do you like sucking hot throbbing dark shafts? or do you prefer them green?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:29:55 No.2990132

  >>2990128
  >Calling stuff for its name makes you one of that stuff
  No wonder why are you mentally ill and handicapped, homosexual piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:30:05 No.2990133

  >>2990128
  I know you are but what am I?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:33:33 No.2990135

  There's no nerve left boys. It's been struck too hard.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:35:13 No.2990137

  >43 posts
  >7 unique IPs
  lol nerds

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:37:18 No.2990139

  >>2990137
  You like it, don't you?

  ;)

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:37:33 No.2990140

  >>2990128
  It's probably the same person who goes on every "gay" related flash and complains using gay
  insults like "cocks nesting in your mouths".

  They don't seem to realize they're only saying it because they are thinking it lol

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:42:17 No.2990144

  >>2990140
  shutup

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:54:34 No.2990154

  Just fuck already, you closet homos

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:56:05 No.2990157

  >>2990140
  FUCK YOU FAGGOT
  IM OVER YOUR HOMO SHIT YOU FUCKIN SUCK MANLY DICK AND YOUR MENTALLY ILL AND HANDICAPPED
  FUK YOU
  COCKS NEST IN YOUR MOUTH HOMOESEXUAL PICE OF SHIT

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:57:05 No.2990159

  I am a huge fag and not afraid to admit it. Nothing wrong with liking a juicy cock.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)11:59:19 No.2990161

  >>2990159
  Homosexuality is actually wrong, fag.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:00:46 No.2990163

  >>2990157
  Don't use my insult kid.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:01:17 No.2990164

  >>2990161
  Swallowing a load is great in itself, but it's all the better when it makes some retard on the
  internet buttmad at the same time. Keep posting please, I'm loving it.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:02:57 No.2990165

  >>2990164
  Now you are admitting it, I bet being a defective male is shit.

  Still your forced memes are shit, homosexual piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:03:20 No.2990167

  >>2990164
  I'veseenwhatgettingjizzedonbyagroupofpeopledoestoaman,itisnotpretty.Iwasn'tapartofit
  butwhenIwas12or13Iwenttoasleepawaysummercampandthisislikewhenwewerestartingtodiscove
  rpornandjackingoff.Somekidbroughtsomeplayboysandnakedplayingcards,sh*tlikethatwithhi
  m.Anyway,onekidinourcabinwasahugetool,stolestufflikefoodandmoneyfromotherpeopleinour
  cabin.Sohalfadozenkidsdecidedonenighttowakeupinthemiddleofthenightatlike3a.mandtaket
  urnsjackingoffinthebathroom,runningoutbeforetheyfinishedandblowingtheirloadonthekidw
  henhewassleeping.Literally6-8kidsdidthis,alloverhisface,sheets,upperbody,andhands,on
  ekidalsodiditinhisshoes.Soeveryoneelsewakesupthenextmorningandweallknewwhathadhappen
  edbutthiskidcouldn'tfigureoutwhyhewasallstickyforlike15minutesuntilacounselorforcedi
  toutofakid.Whenthekidfoundouthewent
  absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for
  psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the
  jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:06:02 No.2990169

  >>2990164
  I bet your like kissing balls too.
  so gay...

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:08:01 No.2990171

  >>2990163
  >>2990165
  Looks like the psychological projector is back for more anal savagery!

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:08:14 No.2990172

  >>2990068
  only if people lurk moar.

  >>2990080
  being an oldfag doesn't give you more weight to your argument
  >appeal to authority

  >>2990095
  >just like sage it's autistic
  what's wrong with sage?

  >>2990119
  trying to make that poster(s) character lesser by making the out to be homosexual
  >ad hominem

  >>2990027
  Thanks for this new one, it's pretty good. It even works because Jim Carry is reacting to him
  finding out that he kissed a man.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:09:27 No.2990174

  >>2990171
  >>2990172
  I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles
  advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where
  false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than
  just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of
  pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

  So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.
  Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your
  shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though
  you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

  I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot
  turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes
  to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what
  comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

  Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two
  birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just
  have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:10:01 No.2990177

  >>2990171
  You aren't man enough to savage me.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:10:37 No.2990178

  >>2990172
  Thanks, much appreciated.

  I just finished watching Ace Ventura because it was randomly on TV and when I saw that scene it
  gave me the idea to do it. Plus the song was a perfect match too.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:11:08 No.2990180

  >>2990174
  Did you make that yourself, it's great.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:11:44 No.2990181

  >>2990174
  TL;DR

  This another one of those boring copypastas?
  Meh.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:13:03 No.2990182

  Anyway, where these all homosexual came from?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:13:30 No.2990183

  >>2990181
  bingo bango suck a kango

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:14:19 No.2990184

  oh yeah a shitpost bread
  let me help you guys by adding nothing into the conversation

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:14:32 No.2990186

  >>2990180
  No is pasta.

  >>2990181
  It's funny though.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:14:45 No.2990187

  >>2990182
  Eventually newfags who are insecure about their sexuality become gay.

  It's scientifically proven.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:16:19 No.2990188

  >>2990187
  >says the newfag
  Shouldn't you be sucking dick in the streets taking forced memes as currency?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:17:29 No.2990189

  >>2990188
  >Salty because they are a newfag and insecure about their sexuality

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:18:21 No.2990191

  >>2990189
  big sweaty cocks

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:18:43 No.2990192

  ONE NAKED MAN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:19:06 No.2990193

  >>2990192
  TWO NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:20:42 No.2990195

  itt faggots

  >>2990027
  I like it.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:22:34 No.2990197

  >>2990193
  THREE NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:22:39 No.2990198

  >>2990189
  Anon you are patethic, you don't even know how to properly shitpost.
  You should go back the wherever place you came from, you are not funny neither clever. The way
  you post it's a clear example that you are not even older than 25 years and also that you haven't
  be around here more than 3 years.

  The only reason why I have been toying with you is because I'm bored but unfortunately for me you
  do not represent any kind of mental challenge.
  Reading your lame ass comments is like watching those half baked teenager comments in any "epic
  lel rand0m jewtuber" channels.

  Anyways, see you around homosexual piece of shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:23:43 No.2990200

  >>2990197
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:25:34 No.2990201

  >>2990200
  FIVE NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:26:49 No.2990203

  >>2990198
  >I know all there is to know about the crying game
  >Don't want no more of the crying game

  I'll see you around ;)

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:28:47 No.2990204

  >>2990201
  SIX NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:29:41 No.2990206

  whats with all these faggots saying whose a faggot and who isn't.
  The thing is you're all faggots.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:30:41 No.2990207

  >>2990204
  SEVEN NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:30:59 No.2990208

  >>2990206
  But I'm a little girl.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:31:34 No.2990210

  >>2990206
  Only joking

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:33:15 No.2990214

  >>2990068
  Go back to those days?
  So you mean 2004?

  I would go with that. Those were far better days.
  Things were just more chill back then, people never gave a shit and just went with the flow.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:33:48 No.2990215

  If homosexuality isn't wrong then why The sun is green?
  Touchdown muslims.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:33:56 No.2990216

  Thanks doc.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:33:56 No.2990217

  >>2990206
  and that turns you on doesn't it?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:35:32 No.2990220

  So what is it?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:36:20 No.2990221

  >>2990220
  Yes.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:36:40 No.2990222

  >>2990217
  maybe

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:38:09 No.2990224

  >>2990222
  Only joking

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:38:11 No.2990225

  >>2990216
  I don't know.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:38:53 No.2990226

  >>2990224
  Only Joking

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:39:49 No.2990227

  >>2990216
  :/

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:40:45 No.2990228

  Something spewing cum, into vegeta's asshole?

  Precisely!

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:41:54 No.2990229

  >>2990228
  You mean a white hole?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:42:11 No.2990230

  As a self identified namekian I would say that this offends me and my brethren race, is a factual
  knowledge that we namekians do not have any sexual genitalia making us asexual.
  Please keep your abnormal mammal behave away from my people.

  Thank you and goodnight.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:42:56 No.2990231

  >>2990229
  Precisely!

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:43:43 No.2990232

  >>2990231
  So what is it?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:44:28 No.2990233

  >>2990230
  AH! I believe we've encountered the middle of this conversation!

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:44:47 No.2990235

  >>2990027
  Thanks for the time released dose doc.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:45:04 No.2990236

  I finally brought this thread to 100 replies.

  You are so fucking manipulable, thanks.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:46:10 No.2990237

  >>2990236
  You're welcome anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:47:44 No.2990238

  >>2990236
  K.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:48:28 No.2990239

  So who do I have to fuck around here to get more doses?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:49:52 No.2990240

  >>2990239
  You're mama.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:51:13 No.2990242

  >>2990240
  No I'm not a mama.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:53:18 No.2990245

  >>2990242
  Who are you quoting?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:55:15 No.2990248

  >>2990245
  Who are you quoting?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:55:35 No.2990249

  110 / 0 / 20 / 1

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:56:25 No.2990250

  >>2990249
  You forgot to include yourself being a new poster and posting a new post.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:56:25 No.2990251

  >>2990249
  112 / 0 / 21 / 1
  fify

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:56:39 No.2990252

  >>2990249
  >/ 1
  lol

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:58:29 No.2990253

  >>2990252
  second page never
  well, probably. if hiro likes this board.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)12:59:41 No.2990254

  >>2990253
  no
  I don't want this board to turn into 10 pages of shit
  I like if there's only one page of shit at a time

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:01:09 No.2990255

  Eyo mama bounce bounce, eyo mama bounce bounce

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:04:02 No.2990259

  >>2990254
  It's already shit anyway, why not turn it into other site like dagobah or funnyjunk?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:04:32 No.2990262

  Holy shit, is this all over the daily dose?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:07:59 No.2990265

  >>2990262
  You guessed it.

  Expect more flashes like this one.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:17:42 No.2990272

  >>2990254
  I'd be fine if the page got doubled in size.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:21:40 No.2990275

  >121 replies
  you triggered /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:22:32 No.2990276

  >>2990275
  24 posters

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:23:04 No.2990278

  >>2990027

  Not even sure how that /v/ shit posting got to /f/ in the first place.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:23:47 No.2990279

  >>2990276

  Yeah. that's /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/16(Sat)13:25:04 No.2990283

  >>2990275
  I do try my best.
  I was also the one who posted http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/2987811



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