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[_] Somebody said shanties? Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)05:15:04 No.

>> [_] B 01/25/16(Mon)10:17:05 No.

  I can almost feel a generation or 3 of bastards calling out to me as an anchor hits the bottom
  and ship slides sharp to the side.

  Especially when the Captain knew that piece of sleight was coming

>> [_] B 01/25/16(Mon)10:26:22 No.

  >>3007291
  Using the Pirates of Carribean lore,I could write a move for this.

  First of all. cut all that magic shit out.

  the guardian of the black pearl's immortal gold is the same, except it's the reach

  last time they got lucky, but this time they gotta fight her

  and the bastard has 18 anchors on each side and knows just when to sink and cut to spin his ship
  broadside to portside over and over

  Disney can keep their characters alive

  but they now serve under a real pirate, who kills and plunders at will. and doesn't do it like a
  silly fuck.

  the next movie is them maybe escaping just because Disney. but until then, they sail under a
  fair, harsh asshole who wants nothing more than death, murder, gold and adventure

  because fuck. It's supposed to be a pirate movie. Not a regular trader movie