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[_] RT Anon 3431695 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3431697 awesome
>> [_] Anon 3431704 If you kill the old man, leave, and go back, then wait for like 30 seconds, you get a jumpscare. very epic. I was on my phone so that was a fun noise to look up and see
>> [_] Anon 3431707 this was great >># WUT how you flash in phone?
>> [_] Anon 3431724 >># Some mobile browsers do support it.
>> [_] Anon 3431725 heading north at the beginning frightened me
>> [_] Anon 3431726 >># okay that was more frightening
>> [_] Anon 3431739 >># old firefox on android f.e.
>> [_] Anon 3431778 >># there is a code hidden in a frame of the glitch
>> [_] Anon 3431811 >># what does it do? sure it's not just art?
>> [_] Anon 3431821 Managed to get stairs on the screen with the rupee somehow

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[_] Anon 3277095 art undertale is shit Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3277107 You missed the point of it OP. Also this shit is to meta.
>> [_] Anon 3277113 leave the room with the old man after killing him, then reenter, then wait for a few seconds. You won't be disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 3277122 >># aeiou
>> [_] Anon 3277133 Where are the easter eggs?
>> [_] Anon 3277158 >># Got me. Good thing I lowered my volume.
>> [_] Anon 3277185 The fact that someone made this should be an embarrassment to anyone who has ever tried to make any form of game.
>> [_] Anon 3277202 After I finished talking to that Moblin at the top screen, I went back and went to the top screen again. I found a sprite in the bottom right for a staircase leading down yet I don't see a way to get to it. Any ideas?
>> [_] Anon 3277250 I don't think I've ever seen a more butthurt "critique".
>> [_] Anon 3277289 >># I understand the dissatisfaction of implementing social issues for success rather than commentary, but claiming certain video games aren't power fantasies is a bit ludicrous.
>> [_] Anon 3277307 This is not funny nor clever. The only thing that managed to be somewhat funny were the fart jokes. Also, I really can't tell which internet era this is from.
>> [_] Anon 3277310 >># Good thing my headphones are malfunctioning.

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[_] Anon 3185654 /f/ is not just for XXX
>> [_] Anon 3185656 >># It's funny because undertale and whatnot.
>> [_] Anon 3185660 How do I sword?
>> [_] Anon 3185689 >># who made this moar
>> [_] Anon 3185707 I was just trying to find this the other day, thanks mate.
>> [_] Anon 3185713 >># it's actually made in response to average maria which is pretty much the same thing except mario and takes itself seriously since its made by an indie lesbian game dev that the gaming lugenpresse all pushed and gave more exposure than it deserved back during gamergate.
>> [_] Anon 3185780 So what are the Easter eggs in this?

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[_] Have some art you philistines Anon 3128734 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3128738 >># trying too hard to be funny it's not funny it's just annoying as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3128740 What's the game this is parodying?
>> [_] RIP Anon 3128759 Was this...made seriously? Was someone actually trying to make a point with this?
>> [_] Anon 3128761 alright I can't take this anymore Does it go anywhere? Does it end? What was the punchline or point?
>> [_] Anon 3128766 >># It's a critique people who make games about games from a modern, feminist perspective. So for example, the layers of logic go: Nintendo makes a game about a silly plumber, defeating strange enemies, collecting coins, and saving a princess. Some try hard makes a game about it, not really changing the mechanics but making the theme more "edgy". Like, Mario being an asshole instead of a hero, the enemies being reasonable instead of mindless angry faces, etc. And then there's this game, which is a game about the try-hard's game, pointing out how forced and out-of-place these hard feminist slant's are when applied to a silly children's game from 30+ years ago. And of course this game emphasizes how shitty the try-hard's game is by not really giving any valuable gameplay, and forcing drawn out bored conversations to repeatedly hit the point over and over that "mario is a bad guy" and "video games are perpetuating toxic masculinity". So the game is shitty because it's supposed to be, if you buy that.
>> [_] Anon 3128773 >Comments? Criticism? No, sorry, that's called harassment. Laconic feminism.
>> [_] Anon 3128780 MY NAME IS CAPTAIN DICKHEAD!
>> [_] Anon 3128783 You guys should go back into the cave and wait a bit after killing the old man
>> [_] Anon 3128798 My favorite part of this is that while trying to strawman and parody other perspectives and ideas it just makes this creator look incredibly stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3128800 I GET IT... AND YOU DON'T :3
>> [_] Anon 3128842 >># >># >># >># It's satire you dumb fucks.
>> [_] Anon 3128866 >># its also too long. satire is fine but when it drones on forever its not funny. beat to death fuck
>> [_] Anon 3128868 >># see>>#
>> [_] Anon 3128869 Fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3128888 Some context for you faggots, This was made by The Best Gamers in response to a really shitty satire game of Mario where the player explores the REAL mushroom kingdom where Mario is an oppressive and violent, murdurous male (representative of gamers), as seen in the post credits screenshot., that got mild praise on a couple of sites or something. One of the points they were making with it is that it took them no time or effort to throw this together. Also, once you get the sword, go back into the cave and hold up on the top-right corner.
>> [_] Anon 3128893 >># Fuck your Easter egg and your quads
>> [_] Anon 3128910 >># >># For what purpose
>> [_] Anon 3128922 nothing like a game with a very subtle message

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[_] Anon 3083583 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Papa Pranku 3083589 I hope the moral of the story was a joke.
>> [_] Anon 3083590 gay
>> [_] Anon 3083597 >># beautiful
>> [_] Anon 3083598 >># its ironic but stupidly so
>> [_] Anon 3083604 >># The sad thing is that there propably are people who take this seriously.
>> [_] Anon 3083610 >># fuck you john madden
>> [_] Anon 3083620 >># I wanted to kill myself until the end. Nice [citation needed]
>> [_] Anon 3083621 >not immediately realizing this is satire low iq detected
>> [_] Anon 3083622 You mean there were people who couldn't tell this was a parody of a, well, parody, from the start? Are the actual non-parody parodies REALLY that bad?
>> [_] Anon 3083628 >># It's very poorly done, I could understand it if someone doesn't get the point of the flash.
>> [_] Anon 3083632 i cringed but made it through
>> [_] Anon 3083674 >># i laughed so hard its funny and if you cant laugh you might need to work on your views a joke is a joke :3 a cat is fine too. only you choose how you feel if you cring its not the flash at fault its yourself no one makes you feel anything you choose to feel the feels you feel nothing is good nothing is bad we are all going die in 100 years or less and nothing will matter do what you want and what you love never regret a second of the life you choose to live HABIT!?!?!
>> [_] Anon 3083680 >># this made me cringe more than the flash
>> [_] Anon 3083683 >># How does that make you feel knowing someone else has enough power over your own mind to make you feel things?
>> [_] Anon 3083685 >># stop with all the cringe anon, I can't take much more
>> [_] Anon 3083688 >># Is that Johnny Utah I hear? This is some good stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3083689 Whoever made this is a fucking genius. I laughed so hard at this.
>> [_] Anon 3083707 >># Who the /f/uck right this? Anita Sarkeesian?
>> [_] Anon 3083722 Kinda funny but it mostly just made me want to play the actual legend of zelda. By drawing shit out so much as a way of making fun of its subject, this flash draws itself out way too much, which unfortunately makes it almost as tiresome as what it's trying to make fun of. I think it would have been better if they had refined their scope a little.
>> [_] Anon 3083744 Autists should stay far, far away from satire. This is as bad as the "games" it makes fun of.
>> [_] Anon 3083747 >># 10/10, GOTY
>> [_] Anon 3083748 I'll give a spell, for you to use
>> [_] Anon 3083762 >># >I AM THE HERO >I ALSO HATE EVERYONE there were some small, insignificant warning signs I can totally understand people missing them
>> [_] Anon 3083771 >># I second this motion.
>> [_] Anon 3083777 >># or how about the fucking homo sage speech, holy shit it's obvious satire

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[_] Anon 2947120 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2947174 holy shit that was buutyful
>> [_] Anon 2947177 >># We are in the beam.
>> [_] Anon 2947179 50+ replies guaranteed GUARANTEED!
>> [_] Anon 2947180 >># I fucking kek'd so hard. I knew I heard that voice from somewhere!
>> [_] Anon 2947187 The most egregious thing about this is the lack of skippable cut scenes.
>> [_] Anon 2947192 >># >implying
>> [_] Anon 2947204 If women want video games suited for them, they need to step up to the plate and make them instead of whining over the internet.
>> [_] Anon 2947219 >># >># Pray tell.
>> [_] Anon 2947223 Those run on sentences made me cry 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2947238 Fuck now I really really want to play a game with a main character like this link. Too bad it will never happen :(.
>> [_] Anon 2947248 Now all you need to do is build a game like this with Unity, make it a walking sim and double up on the patronizing lectures and I would gladly support the kickstarter and buy on early access.
>> [_] Anon 2947249 >># >guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2947253 >># > Laughing_Bitches.jpg

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[_] Anon 2940719
>> [_] Anon 2940744 I wrote up how to get the easter egg (mario episode) last time I saw this posted. Here's what I wrote on swfchan: When you kill the second guy, go south before grabbing the rupee and then go north again. A staircase appears in the lower right, but it's inaccessible. Go back down to the old man's cave and carefully check the walls for an invisible hole (it's small). This will take you back up to the surface through the stairs. Then you can then go east to a new area, where you start the Mario version of the game.
>> [_] Anon 2940754 >># you talking about john madden?
>> [_] Anon 2940774 HELLO, I AM CAPTAIN DICKHEAD
>> [_] Anon 2940790 >># >look around in cave >get spoop'd fuggin cheeki m8 do i gotta not grab the rupee at all when i go back north after killing the moblin or does that not make a difference?
>> [_] Anon 2940867 THAT WASN'T A STAIRCASE AT ALL YOU WERE GIVING ME THE SPICY MADDEN HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME THE SPICY MADDEN ANON
>> [_] Anon 2940879 Undertale simulator 2015

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[_] Anon 2856449 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2856478 I liked it. Was a great satire on the entire SJW hates video games, thing.
>> [_] Anon 2856479 bah... it's so boring
>> [_] Anon 2856508 does this get posted everyday?... Protip: Easteregg is in the cave, visit it again and wait
>> [_] Anon 2856528 garunteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2856535 Wow, this is a lot of crap isn't it.
>> [_] Anon 2856580 >Please back my Patreon Haha thanks but no thanks
>> [_] Anon 2856597 >># It was a joke. You did pick up on that, right?

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[_] Anon 2855614
>> [_] Anon 2855629 >># just fyi, there are eastereggs hidden in this game
>> [_] Anon 2855632 I beat everybody in the game I AM THE MAN
>> [_] Anon 2855669 how do i get to the easter eggs?>>#
>> [_] Anon 2855693 >># Well played
>> [_] Anon 2855697 >># here is a hint, the cave where you get the sword... i think you have to go back in and wait a while
>> [_] Anon 2855704 >Anita Sarkeesian: THE GAME There is no winning, only PC fair play!
>> [_] Anon 2855721 >># Was that captain dickhead doing the voices?
>> [_] Anon 2855726 >># its a john madden jumpscare after a long time
>> [_] Anon 2855750 guaranteedresponses.swf
>> [_] Anon 2855758 >># -walk up at the very begining -linger in cave -go down before you get crystal any more?

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[_] Anon 2846289
>> [_] Anon 2846299 >># Piece of ...
>> [_] Anon 2846303 (This is what Polygon actually believes)
>> [_] Anon 2846315 Comments? Criticism? No, sorry, that's called harassment.
>> [_] Anon 2846340 what website is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2846358 >># www.feminism.org
>> [_] Anon 2846364 This was some sass and a half. Good shit
>> [_] Anon 2846399 How do you get the easter egg it mentions? All I found was a screamer. I see the stairs in the corner of the 2nd to last map but I can't get to it.
>> [_] Anon 2846410 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2846418 you're taking this really well /f/. is summer over already?

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[_] Action RPG Adventure Anon !TA0T5gpKEQ 2789561
>> [_] Anon 2789576 >># what are you saying
>> [_] Anon 2789598 What the ACTUAL FUCK was that SHIT! God are the fema-nazis trying to ruin gaming like everything else they bitch about being stereotypically male?
>> [_] Anon 2789601 Fucking John Madden
>> [_] Anon 2789633 >># it's already too late. there are very few games left that they don't have significant influence over.
>> [_] Anon 2789639 >># I'm pretty sure this game is taking the piss
>> [_] Anon 2789641 Never could figure out how to get to the stairs right before the last part.
>> [_] Anon 2789644 >># are you retarded ?
>> [_] Anon 2789670 >># CAPTAIN DICK HEAD
>> [_] Anon 2789671 >># Satire.
>> [_] Anon 2789672 inb4 40 replies
>> [_] Anon 2789679 MY WEAK MALE EGO IS DAMAGED BY YOUR POST. HOW DARE YOU POST SOMETHING THAT INSULTS MY MASCULINITY? MY RED HOT BONER BURNS WITH ANGER. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU OP, YOU WILL NOT STOP MY CONQUEST TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE AND SAVE THE PRINCESS, WHO I SEE AS NOTHING MORE THAN AN OBJECT
>> [_] Anon 2789681 Leave the cave, go back in, and wait. Funny stuff. And yes, it takes a while to pop up.
>> [_] Anon 2789682 >># God damn. Put the rock down fo a second and smoke a j nigga
>> [_] Anon 2789685 >># OH MY GOD YEAH THEY KEEP TAKING ALL THE GOOD GAME MAKERS AND COCKBLOCKING THEM 24/7. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEACH? NOW EVERY FUCKNING PEICE OF CODE HAS TO HAVE TIRGGER WARNGS BECAUSE WHAT IF A GIRL HAS TO JOIN THE DEV TAEM?
>> [_] Anon 2789689 >># goddammit just jump out of my chair, that was amazing
>> [_] Anon 2789690 >># fucking hell you too? sleepycast is best cast
>> [_] sage 2789693 I'd just like to point out that the video points out how toxic masculinity is and how much he hates it, and then complains when women say the same thing. I mean do men like being treated like shit by other men for not conforming to macho douchebaggery? aren't you all a bunch of whiny nerds? I thought you all hated masculinity. I guess only when those crazy feminazi bitches point it out tho amirite
>> [_] Anon 2789694 >># this was cool btw anyone teleported violently through the forest??
>> [_] Anon 2789696 >># They're coming for you.

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[_] Anon 2781538 Try to find the Easter egg Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2781549 >># MY NAME IS CAPTAIN DICK HEAD
>> [_] Anon 2781551 >opens flash >remembers it was funny only the 1st time >remembers screamer >closes flash
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2781560 >># >6.53 MB Not even the original Zelda had this much But the female voice is qute
>> [_] Anon 2781570 >># There's no screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2781595 >># There is. It's the Easter egg
>> [_] Anon 2781609 What the fuck is this
>> [_] Anon 2781623 >># walk upwards without the sword
>> [_] Anon 2781650 >># What's the easter egg?
>> [_] Anon 2781654 >># that's not a screamer you fucking dolt it's no louder than the dialogue.

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[_] Anon 2765519 MY RED HOT BONER HAS STEERED ME INTO PERIL Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2765541 >># sause?
>> [_] Anon 2765554 dumb shit
>> [_] Anon 2765567 this is a parody of a parody right.
>> [_] Anon 2765568 Go back inside the cave and wait. There's an easter egg
>> [_] Anon 2765588 >># the homosexual's cave?
>> [_] Anon 2765620 >># holy fuck that made me have a heart attack
>> [_] Anon 2765623 How SJWs see everything.

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[_] Anon !TA0T5gpKEQ 2757021 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2757030 This isn't remotely funny.
>> [_] Anon 2757035 >># This would be better if there was more actual jokes.
>> [_] Anon 2757049 >># >implying
>> [_] Anon 2757058 >># The stupid "oh look at me so clever, ironically pointing out how unfeasibly important the main character is" stuff was bad enough, but I had to shut it off after the fucking gamergate-tier gay tirade.
>> [_] Anon 2757060 >># Yea, it'd be better if the lines didn't drag out so much. Like, literally with 1/10th the length, it MIGHT become funny.
>> [_] Anon 2757078 I like it ironically and insincerely because I am a hipster who is trying to look cool on 4chan and also I know that I will piss off many /f/ users by being such a contrary asshole. I have an inferiority complex which makes my actions somehow justified, because if I didn't have an inferiority complex, I would just be another dickhead on the internet.
>> [_] Anon 2757080 >># It's still not funny. Haven't you ever heard of the phrase 'Brevity is the soul of wit.'?
>> [_] Anon 2757085 >># Yes, and it seems like the flash creator is just trying to piss people off. I've got nothing more, really.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2757195 Horry sheet! Is that old man grover?
>> [_] Anon 2757216 >># you act like he was trying to make a joke if anything the joke is "this is what people ACTUALLY believe"
>> [_] Anon 2757240 >># The creator or that post? Either one wasn't really funny or angering, regardless of what the goal was. If you just mean that it's a joke that people really think everyone on /f/ and the rest of this site is like that, then yea, I agree, that's pretty funny.
>> [_] Anon 2757246 >># I'm talking about the video in question, and yes the joke is that the philosophy presented about gamers and games is not only laughable, but it's also an opinion sincerely held by many people. In short the joke is that these people exist, and that's funny.
>> [_] Anon 2757247 >># Ok, then yea, as I said before, it's not funny because it's way too overwrought, and I refer you back to my initial reaction >># If the lines we're spoken more quickly I'd have been laughing, but it's so slow that it loses any potential it had
>> [_] Anon 2757248 I feel like we've had this conversation before.
>> [_] Anon 2757302 >># we have, this is better than a steam shovel harry thread
>> [_] Anon 2757305 so sarcasm has failed on the internet is what im seeing hur. after growing up listing to people say all that crap is nice seeing someone being sarcastic about it.
>> [_] Anon 2757310 >># >after growing up listing to people say all that crap is nice seeing someone being sarcastic about it. U wot m8? And everyone gets that it's sarcastic, we did from the very start. It's still shit.

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[_] [R] [T] Anon 2730903 DON'T TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE GREATEST GAME EVER, IT TRIGGERS MY SUPER HYPER PTSD EX ALPHA Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2730920 so... is this like some sort of reverse parody bullshit?
>> [_] Anon 2730975 >># Not art. It's hardly even a game. Mostly it's just another troll meme used by idiots to amuse themselves. It's the Flash equivalency to someone lighting their farts on fire and it stinks just as badly.
>> [_] Anon 2731000 Almost seems like something an SJW would make. 10/10 for that
>> [_] Anon 2731008 Nice Polonius reference. 8/8
>> [_] Anon 2731040 >># it's captain dickhead from sleepycast
>> [_] Anon 2731098 Where are the easter eggs?
>> [_] Anon 2731109 >># I've seen this at least ten times, and I'm still unsure whether or not it's a joke or a serious thing created by an SJW. Either way I laugh everytime because a lot of Zelda fanboys/girls I know are huge SJWs.
>> [_] Anon 2731122 >># i think it's supposed to be making fun of sarkeesian and pseudofeminists like her who take on the video game industry / community

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[_] Anon 2693444 10/10 - IGN Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2693452 This game really speaks to me.
>> [_] Anon 2693455 Is this making fun of something specific? It seems much too stupid if it's not making something specific.
>> [_] Anon 2693460 >># Indie "art" games made by tumblr cunts.
>> [_] Anon 2693479 >># games made by people trying too hard to be progressive. more specifically, a game titled "average maria individual" made by some shitty feminist/sjw
>> [_] Anon 2693503 >># it's some gamergater bullshit trying desperately to diminish a bunch of real game criticisms because they are too insecure to deal with people ripping on their "hobby"
>> [_] Anon 2693506 >># nice b8 m8 i r8 it a 7
>> [_] Anon 2693513 WHAT ARE EASTER EGG
>> [_] Anon 2693519 >># after you kill the old gay dude walk out and then back into the cave and wait for 1 minute
>> [_] Anon 2693523 >># oy vey this is so empowering
>> [_] Anon 2693531 so i tried to go north instead of going into the cave first
>> [_] Anon 2693545 I'm a testosterone and I feel violated.
>> [_] Anon 2693549 >># FUCK my ears
>> [_] Anon 2693553 Allahu Akbar! fuck everone!
>> [_] Anon 2693557 pretty good. games or articles about games by SJW are terrible indeed. the best thing about this is that it will probably confuse SJW a bit and they will actually watch the thing. thats important, because usually SJW just closes whatever they dont agree with and continue to live in their bubble, by watching this they might do some self-reflection ...who am i kidding, SJW wont ever change.
>> [_] Anon 2693568 >># We can dream, damn it!
>> [_] Anon 2693576 After killing the first monster, if you leave and return, there's a staircase off to the right that you can't directly access. I recall a previous posting of this 'game' suggesting there's a way to get to it, but I don't know how.
>> [_] Anon 2693583 At least the gay man is dead now,i can peacefully ragave those land to show my dominace on the oppressed gender :^)
>> [_] Anon 2693587 >># I just tried it what the crap..?? XD
>> [_] Anon 2693591 >># >what the crap..?? XD
>> [_] Anon 2693598 >># >Triggered
>> [_] Anon 2693599 >># >LELELELELELE DIS GAME SO RANDUM XXXXD OBER 9000 >># >># you fucks really need anymore proof 4chan is dead?
>> [_] Anon 2693600 Thanks, captain dickhead.
>> [_] Anon 2693604 >># >average maria individual I just played it. I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2693613 Oh boy, another quirky, hilarious GG parody on things that no one cares about Because we don't had enough of those already
>> [_] Anon 2693631 Brilliant, well worth my play.
>> [_] Anon 2693639 >This is what feminists actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2693640 >># >things that no one cares about *Things I specifically don't care about
>> [_] Anon 2693647 >># Is that captain dickhead?
>> [_] Anon !TA0T5gpKEQ 2693656 >># Yeah its time to ditch this place
>> [_] Anon 2693659 >># I AM CAPTAIN DICKHEAD!
>> [_] Anon 2693661 >># >># Guess these sweet memester oldfags are too cool for us now :-DDDDDD

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>> [_] Anon 2673714 go back to the old man after getting the sword and wait a few minutes
>> [_] Anon 2673724 >># oh, was that supposed to be scary?
>> [_] Anon 2673728 >right-click
>> [_] Anon 2673742 i see stairs near the dungeon entrance. any thoughts?
>> [_] Anon 2673743 so sjw captcha: offensive diyvelo
>> [_] Anon 2673755 >># Your attempt at machismo falls flat. it's john fucking madden.
>> [_] Anon 2673762 When you right click on the flash, kek
>> [_] Anon 2673795 >># >>right-clicked
>> [_] Anon 2673858 instead of going to the old man, go straight up
>> [_] Anon 2673866 >># no way to get there as far as I know. swfchan has a bunch of people say to do >># but they just want you to see the jumpscare.
>> [_] Anon 2673893 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2673894 >># This is majestic.
>> [_] Anon 2673923 >># What happens? i don't want to wait around for it
>> [_] Anon 2673936 mehhhhhhhhhhh
>> [_] Anon 2673937 >># It takes like 20 seconds
>> [_] Anon 2673941 Anyone have the game this is parodying?
>> [_] Anon 2673948 >># This isn't parody. It's a cack-handed attempt at satire.
>> [_] Anon 2673949 >># Damn, it was so heavy-handed I assumed it was poking fun at an SJW who did something like this for real.
>> [_] Anon 2673950 >inb5 too many responses Oh wait.

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>> [_] Anon 2671379 12/10 -IGN
>> [_] Anon 2671428 >># +1
>> [_] Anon 2671452 This is pretty great.
>> [_] Anon 2671461 Meh... really needed the long shot
>> [_] Anon 2671496 Fuck old people I dont care that he is a homo but he is old so he should die

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[_] Anon 2669125 I AM COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2669135 Easter eggs?
>> [_] Anon 2669138 /f/art i get it.
>> [_] Anon 2669144 >># I can't find shit, except the map glitch when you try to go up instead of entering the cave.
>> [_] Anon 2669147 >># >># leave and reenter the old man cave. Then wait. I don't know how to get to the stairs in the trees, though.
>> [_] Anon 2669159 Kind of funny, kind of pushing it too far.
>> [_] Anon 2669167 once you get the rupee go back the old mans cave, theres an invisible entrance on the wall that takes you to the mario easter egg.
>> [_] Anon 2669171 >># Fucking screamers man.
>> [_] Anon 2669178 what the fuck even is this? this is fucking shit! link has knockback and if he touched the fire he would have just been hurt a little and jumped back. he has 3 hearts from the start you know...
>> [_] Anon 2669243 the voices for this are gay as fuck whoever made this should shove a pineapple up their ass for wasting my time
>> [_] Anon 2669245 Captain Dickhead?
>> [_] Anon 2669253 What is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2669265 >># .... checked the walls. nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2669268 >># beat me to it
>> [_] Anon 2669280 >># you have to get the rupee, then go back to the start then go north again and you should see stairs appear on the right side. then go back to the cave and walk down + right against the bottom right wall to go through the hidden stairs
>> [_] Anon 2669291 Never did I think I would be scared by Danny Devito.

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[_] Anonymuos 2667734
>> [_] Anon 2667737 top kek worth the time investment
>> [_] Anon 2667738 Die.
>> [_] Anon 2667747 Dammit Captain Dickhead!
>> [_] Anon 2667749 (Links voice) I am wondering who made this. I am questioning my masculinity.
>> [_] Anon 2667752 This is gold.
>> [_] Anon 2667757 Oh Wotan, my sides!
>> [_] Anon 2667764 go back into the cave after talking to the old man
>> [_] Anon 2667774 >># >this is how feminists sound when talking about video games
>> [_] Anon 2667775 good stuff
>> [_] Anon 2667777 >># Dear god! Did this, changed tab then went back after a while, I'm so triggered right now.
>> [_] Anon 2667779 /pol/, the game. By /v/.
>> [_] Anon 2667781 >># Gets quads, feels good man.
>> [_] Anon 2667787 >># wait, if you talk to him you can't leave the cave until you kill him and if you go back after killing him he just disappear, I'm missing something?
>> [_] Anon 2667788 >># Wait a bit, look at some other flashes/boards in the meantime.
>> [_] Anon 2667791 >># I'm gonna go jack off to photos of my anus that I took when I was a little boy.
>> [_] Anon 2667800 What fucking SJW feminazi piece of shit wrote this fucking game?! >Reality: Real men don't need video games. >Reality: Real women don't bitch, whine, moan and gripe about every little fucking thing they don't like! >Real men live their lives and make something of themselves. >Real women accomplish more in fifteen minutes than your average SJW feminazi does in a YEAR! >Conclusion: This is BULLSHIT! >Whoever created this DIE IN A FIRE!
>> [_] Anon 2667801 >># do you have autism
>> [_] Anon 2667803 >># Don't communicate with this one.
>> [_] Anon 2667805 >># >REAL men/women Fuck yourself
>> [_] Douche Senpai 2667809 >># Wat
>> [_] Anon 2667810 >># Learn to recognize satire.
>> [_] Anon 2667815 >># >># >># >The kinds of tiny peckered girly bois who'd never say that to my face. >Fuck you, you sissyboi faggots!
>> [_] Anon 2667816 love the right click on this flash
>> [_] Anon 2667817 >># fuck off, attention whore
>> [_] Anon 2667818 >># Time and place, you just tell me. I'll bring flowers. You bring the coffin.
>> [_] Anon 2667820 >># >># Fuck you for linesplitting, and being a retard.
>> [_] Anon 2667826 >># sounds like you want to cum deep inside my boipussy, don't you just want to shove your big hard cock right up into my tight hot asshole and explode inside?
>> [_] Anon 2667831 has anyone figured out how to get down the staircase on the screen where you get the rupee? the stairs in the bottom right?

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[_] /r/ inside Anon 2666096 /r/ing that flash where it zooms in on the alien in a porn with danny boy playing Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2666132 Alright anyone find the other easter eggs? Only one I could manage to find was the hidden screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2666134 Alright did anyone else find the easter eggs? Only one I managed to find was the hidden screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2666153 Bumping for interest in easter eggs, all i have is the screamer
>> [_] Anon 2666164 SO HOW ABOUT EASTER EGGS, I ONLY FOUND A SCREAMER
>> [_] Anon 2666166 eastor agg, only scrammer
>> [_] Anon 2666167 >># Opted out on the old man's speech, was TL;DR
>> [_] Anon 2666210 bump for huevos

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[_] Anon 2660894 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2660897 This is beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2660902 I have searched high and low for the origins for this... Please, if there is anyone out there who is a hero to their country, please, provide.
>> [_] Anon 2660905 Isn't this Sarkisian's? I mean, we can clearly see Zelda... literally rape the princess.
>> [_] Anon 2660908 >># You haven't searched high and low enough. I spent about half an hour trying to find out last time it was posted. It was hosted on NG here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/64 8661 It's since been removed. This is the guy who made it: http://bigbiggames.newgrounds.com/ Proof: http://niceguy2010.newgrounds.com/review s/game/responses http://rye10516.newgrounds.com/reviews/f lash?footer_feature=audio
>> [_] Anon 2660911 fucking sissy shit
>> [_] Anon 2660913 how do I get to the stairs in zone 2
>> [_] Anon 2660915 Sad thing is, I can totally see Ganon's sprite as an overweight, bulldyke lesbian.
>> [_] Anon 2660916 >># I'll add what I posted in the last thread on how to get the Easter eggs: When you kill the second guy, go south before grabbing the rupee and then go north again. A staircase appears in the lower right, but it's inaccessible. Go back down to the old man's cave and carefully check the walls for an invisible hole (it's small). This will take you back up to the surface through the stairs. Then you can then go east to a new area, where you start the Mario version of the game.
>> [_] Anon 2660925 >># ay fuck you and your screamers
>> [_] Anon 2660928 >># HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL~~
>> [_] Anon 2660929 >># *slow claps* you win this one anon
>> [_] Anon 2660934 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2660935 >># >muh strawmen
>> [_] Anon 2660936 I don't get it. Why are gamergaters so upset by entertainment built for people who don't look like them?
>> [_] Anon 2660939 >># Internalized racism and misogyny.
>> [_] Anon 2660940 >># hahaha
>> [_] Anon 2660948 Fun fact: some 600KB to 1.6MB of this file is Actionscript code. By contrast, cave-story.swf, which contains all of the code, graphics and music of the full game of Cave Story, is 2.16MB.
>> [_] Anon 2660949 >># You learn something new everyday.
>> [_] Anon 2661019 >># Is there any actual easter eggs?
>> [_] Anon 2661026 >># Screamer in the old man's cave, "glitching" if you go up without the sword, "art" arrow if you loiter around too long on any screen, unreachable stairs if you leave and return to the top screen. I tried decompiling to find more, but there's way too many lines of code to go through, and all the graphics are in a nonstandard binary blob. I do know there aren't any more sounds or lines of dialog.
>> [_] Anon 2661031 >># I found this in the blob just now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4I3lvb E2E

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[_] aeiou Anon 2656722
>> [_] Anon 2656724 >># oh this fucking autism again
>> [_] Javo 2656738 >># Dubs
>> [_] Anon 2656744 Was it intentional for the url to have /f/art in it?
>> [_] Anon 2656758 this was the best bioware game ive ever played
>> [_] Anon 2656809 Is this trying to show what a game made in a patriarchy would look like?
>> [_] Anon 2656879 Does anyone know the easter eggs? I can't figure out how to access the staircase in the wall.
>> [_] Anon 2656894 >how to tumblr sees a video game

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[_] aeiou Anon 2655721
>> [_] Anon 2655732 The Legend of Zelda, now written by SJWs. Too much dialogue 5/10
>> [_] Anon 2655733 I can't tell if there's really a message, because it's lost in the meaningless brutality that I find appealing about this game...
>> [_] Anon 2655751 >That old man screamer
>> [_] Anon 2655764 >># At least it's easy on the ears. >old man's still a homo nostalgia'd
>> [_] Anon 2655768 >># holy fuck even with the warning that still got me
>> [_] Anon 2655769 >># JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
>> [_] Anon 2655770 cringey commentary critiquing cringey commentary, nice
>> [_] Anon 2655772 where are the easter eggs pl0x
>> [_] Anon 2655778 >># When you kill the second guy, go south before grabbing the rupee and then go north again. A staircase appears in the lower right, but it's inaccessible. Go back down to the old man's cave and carefully check the walls for an invisible hole (it's small). This will take you back up to the surface through the stairs. Then you can then go east to a new area, where you start the Mario version of the game.
>> [_] Anon 2655782 >url is /f/art heh, funny
>> [_] Anon 2655788 look at the menu that pops up when you right click
>> [_] Anon 2655794 So this flash used to be on NG but it's been removed. It isn't hosted anywhere other than swfchan.
>> [_] Anon 2655819 Even satire and parody can be boring and tedious. I see what they were going for, though.
>> [_] Anon 2655827 my hero
>> [_] Anon 2655828 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2655834 >criticisms? comments? no that's called harrassment
>> [_] Anon 2655835 >># OH MY FUCKING LORD
>> [_] Anon 2655836 the fuck is this im still chuckling from the >do i make you randy baby? god damn this is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2655841 >># hhhhehe
>> [_] Anon 2655853 >># when you do this *the secret is on the left side* a screamer of, i think john madden, pops up. looks like I ruined your fun :(
>> [_] Chollux 2655863 Zelda had my moblin babies
>> [_] Anon 2655868 >people talking about the easter eggs instead of bitching about the SJW shit sasuga /f/

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[_] As requested Anon 2633538 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2633545 Go back in the cave and wait a bit after you kill the old man
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 2633548 I'm conflicted between calling this game shit and calling it legitimate commentary. It tries a bit too hard to be ironic.
>> [_] Anon 2633553 >># FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2633558 >># What is this supposed to be parodying?
>> [_] Anon 2633561 >># ah, you got me ha But who is that?
>> [_] Anon 2633562 Zelda the #Gamergate version.
>> [_] Anon 2633566 >can't do a non-sword run
>> [_] Anon 2633567 >># FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 2633569 This is one of the biggest wastes of time on both the creators and players part I have ever witnessed on this board and that is saying quite a lot. congrats you are a worthless human being.
>> [_] Anon 2633582 >># more like #triggered version
>> [_] Anon 2633589 >># >># Wait, what happens? Is it a jump scare?
>> [_] Anon 2633590 >"This game has it all."
>> [_] Anon 2633594 I prefer that game with a nazi ghost blowjob
>> [_] Anon 2633595 Guys, guys, guys, guys. Did you right click?
>> [_] Anon 2633596 >># Maybe
>> [_] Anon 2633597 >># FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 2633607 >># i love this
>> [_] Anon 2633622 >># Nah that would be harassment!
>> [_] Anon 2633627 stop posting tbg content on nerdchan tia
>> [_] Anon 2633635 So what's the message that they're trying to give here? Is this supposed to be ironic and sarcastic about video game controversy or is this supposed to be a legitimate viewpoint someone has? I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2633636 ... Now what about the "it's a secret to everyone" guy?
>> [_] Anon 2633640 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 2633641 >># John Madden. You can find the exact image by looking for the C64 game.
>> [_] Anon 2633656 Is this someone's legitimate viewpoint? If so, it is utterly obnoxious and downright wrong. It babbles on and on without saying anything substantive, yet manages to anger me because there are actually people who felt strongly enough about this to make this game.
>> [_] Anon 2633660 >># I'm pretty sure it's a joke at the expense of pretentious "Art" games.
>> [_] Anon 2633662 >># Yeah, I posted that before finishing the flash. The parody became more obvious. Still, it's an obnoxious sack of garbage that doesn't let me skip text.
>> [_] Anon 2633680 >># satirical, but I was on the same boat as to which it was. the game itself points out, at least to me, how people take a regular game, old now as well such as Mario, and play it out to be more then it ever was. You are a hero who saves the princess, BUT a group will go out and tell you why that's wrong, how games made in the 80's are relevant to today's women/lgbt or whatever "oppression." All games with a male lead apparently give men a boost in masculinity and that we are retarded beyond help. It's become a trope, gaming is becoming Hollywood, political, money hungry and SJW because we don't anything else worth fighting for at the moment. tl;dr, satirical >citation needed ending and jabbing at how most feminist/SJW need a Patreon to fund their 'research.'
>> [_] Anon 2633684 >># and what game is that?
>> [_] Anon 2633688 >># you can't just say that shit and not provide, brother
>> [_] Anon 2633689 >># Thank you. I figured it was, but I just wasn't sure.
>> [_] Anon 2633694 >># >wrong i dunno, the gay part was pretty spot on when you consider gone home and most of memelands.
>> [_] Anon 2633703 Link. Link is the hero to this story.
>> [_] Anon 2633713 >># I thought his name was Art
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2633715 Excellent commentary on politics forcings themselves on video games. >># This more or less. Extends both ways too.
>> [_] Anon 2633735 >># >># Legend of Strawman Fallacy
>> [_] Anon 2633764 >># Not really...
>> [_] Anon 2633780 This is the worst kind of bait. It strokes everyone's enthusiasm in the sense that people who feel like video games have some bad messages will get all angry that this is appearing to make fun of them, and people who believe that secret "justice warrior" forces are out to ruin video games will see this and get angry at the idea that someone actually believes the views parodied here. I'm glad most people on /f/ seem to have seen through it, at least. If this type of content had been posted on most of the larger boards, it would have ignited a shitstorm that would have resulted in dozens of people hotly shouting over each other about "hurr gayme gate" or whatever. This is pure opportunism. If you don't have an opinion other than "people who have opinions are dumb and I'm going to tease them," you are well described by the word "edgy."
>> [_] Anon 2633782 >># coldsteel the hero we need
>> [_] Anon 2633788 How do I get to the staircase on the lower right on the top screen?
>> [_] Anon 2633789 >># Agreed. Gloobergabbers can't be forced out of 4chan fast enough.
>> [_] Anon 2633792 >># I just wish people could see radicalization when it's staring them in the face. Is someone saying "I don't like this thing you like!" really what you want to make your stand over?
>> [_] Anon 2633793 >># lolfag the idea is that people force games to change through their manipulation of the industry. so if you want to play preachy garbage, go ahead and stay silent.
>> [_] Anon 2633799 >># ahchtually iz abutt eentigratee een gaimink churnalizmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>> [_] Anon 2633801 >># >the idea is that people force games to change through their manipulation of the industry. That's the idea, sure. There is literally no indication that anything even remotely like what this swf is joking about will ever come to pass in any actual form. What we will see is more games with female protagonists, and less games where female characters are effectively naked; and by "more" and "less", I mean negligibly so. You will tire of games or die long before you'll have any legitimate cause to complain.

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>> [_] Anon 2601619 this is deep
>> [_] Anon 2601629 Oh and make sure to go back to the old man's cave after getting the sword, there's a chance a special guest will appear if you wait there long enough.
>> [_] Anon 2601635 I am you bitch
>> [_] Anon 2601640 seems like this is made by anita sarkeesian
>> [_] Anon 2601645 >># seems like your gay lol :^)
>> [_] Anon 2601646 >># Jesus Christ The amount of SJW propaganda in this.
>> [_] Anon 2601650 >># Did you not fucking read the end dialogue?
>> [_] Anon 2601656 At first I thought it was all sarcastic. Now think I was wrong. But how could I know? I'm a white male!
>> [_] Anon 2601657 >># it was all satire, pretty good if you ask me
>> [_] Anon 2601659 >># Onion tier stuff right there. kekked heartily
>> [_] Anon 2601662 >># He's right, you know.
>> [_] Anon 2601670 >># Pretty good, but I think it's too subtle for /f/. Half the board won't realize that it's satire.
>> [_] Anon 2601673 >># You're mum is satire xD
>> [_] Anon 2601674 I read this as a commentary on the perception of the discourse of the current gaming 'debate' and how poorly understood the issue is by the majority of people 'participating' in the discussion. This distills into parody the essence of how one side of the argument views the other. The gaming 'community' has become a warped cartoon of it's self.
>> [_] Anon 2601680 >># thatsthejoke
>> [_] Anon 2601691 whats the story behind this did some SJW remake something?
>> [_] Anon 2601705 play it loud
>> [_] Anon 2601707 A little on the nose.
>> [_] Anon 2601708 >># >># I fucking hate you [spoiler]totally got me, had a good kek though[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2601711 >># guess I should just kill myself then
>> [_] Anon 2601718 >># it's satire you dumb fuck
>> [_] Anon 2601720 >># Yes. It got me too. It was really fun.
>> [_] Anon 2601723 This sounds like Chris O'neal's voice been put through a soundboard. I've been listening to Sleepycast, check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI25lxeg RwI&list=UU5i73-Udg4665ybe6BxlzYA
>> [_] Anon 2601727 haaha right click
>> [_] Anon 2601734 >># deep
>> [_] Anon 2601736 who's face is that?
>> [_] Anon 2601737 >># holy tits nigga
>> [_] Anon 2601741 Not sure if this is a parody of the movement or not, but I think that makes it a parody.
>> [_] Anon 2601742 >># brilliant
>> [_] Anon 2601745 >># is that raju shrivistav
>> [_] Anon 2601747 >># The one and only MADDEN. I should also mention that this flash actually comes from the best gamers' website. http://thebestgamers.net/art.html And to clear things out, this flash is satire. I don't have anything to do with its production but it's from TBG, so it's safe to assume that it is satire. I just figured that I might as well repost it here, as it's the kind of thing you'd see on /f/, or on Newgrounds 10+ years ago before it went down the shitter.
>> [_] Anon 2601749 >># No fucking shit its satire I was asking if someone actually rewrote original link and this is just a parody of that.
>> [_] Anon 2601756 i left the top area after link killed the thing, went back and there's a staircase in the trees that i can't reach what do
>> [_] Anon 2601758 >># LOL so funny XD
>> [_] Anon 2601759 >># Yeah I don't know how to reach it either. Thought maybe there was a wall I could go through but no luck. Tried every wall too.
>> [_] Anon 2601761 >># my chest.
>> [_] Anon 2601763 >># and so out of reallity
>> [_] Anon 2601764 >Right click >Comments? Criticism? No, that's called harassment Fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2601769 >># It's the same voice they use, you can find it here. http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/De moHTML5Form_V2.php Captain Dickhead is WillFromAfar
>> [_] Anon 2601774 wow
>> [_] Anon 2601776 >># No, this was made likely as a response to Gawkers "Gamers are dead" declaration. The reason for it being Zelda is LoZ is the most popular game among women.
>> [_] Anon 2601786 >># i never thought i would be scared by john madden