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[_] DUDE Anon 3487824

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[_] Bad porn Anon 3318161 ...but is it ART? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3318184 >># alfred is best porn!
>> [_] Anon 3318215 >># But what does it mean to "porn"?
>> [_] Anon 3318228 no alfred posting allowed
>> [_] Anon 3318272 go fuck yourself emily
>> [_] Anon 3318278 emily pls be my internet gf
>> [_] Anon 3318281 >># >># I bet emily smells fucking terrible
>> [_] Anon 3318282 >># no worse than anyone else on /f/

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[_] Anon 3289531 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3289553 i actually really appreciate this bullshit
>> [_] Anon 3289577 I miss Emily. Fucker never stops by anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3289580 I slept on ugly mane for a long time because i checked out mista thug isolation and thought it was all just an elaborate troll album because the first track is noise a while later I came across this video and realized how fucking great ugly mane is thank you emily
>> [_] Anon 3289616 I can't find this song anywhere wtf
>> [_] Anon 3289619 good poarn I like it
>> [_] Anon 3289628 >># ugly mane has made his shit very challenging to actually find, but that song is on youtube if nothing else, look up three sided tape volume one, its on side one like 5 songs in you can find all his shit on bandcamp, worth scrounging through

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[_] Anon 3007303 and this?
>> [_] Anon 3007312 emily youcis is my waifu

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[_] Squares are my friends 2835837
>> [_] Anon 2835856 Thanks guy. I owe you a debt of gratitude.

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[_] Anon 2717318
>> [_] Anon 2717428 0/10 don't post again
>> [_] Anon 2717441 >># I actually liked it lots. I should check out more by this artist....
>> [_] Anon 2717462 >># You repost and reply this shit almost every day, stop spamming this crap.

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[_] Anon 2714695
>> [_] Anon 2714696 stop
>> [_] ハピバスデイ。。。か？ 2714705 These aren't good, OP. I know you're very proud of them, but please stop posting.
>> [_] Anon 2714710 >># >># soon
>> [_] Anon 2714754 I like them. Strange but neat.
>> [_] Anon 2714757 Seriously OP. I'm gettin real tired of this shit
>> [_] Anon 2714758 >># it was neat the first couple of times, now it's just obnoxious
>> [_] Anon 2714764 >># I feel yah. I wouldn't mind something a little more fresh.
>> [_] Anon 2714767 These were better when they had actual stories about Alfred descending into madness. Now alfred is just an edgy crossdresser.
>> [_] Anon 2714885 I honestly am a little disappointed if this isn't on /f/ when I check each day.
>> [_] Anon 2714886 >># haha this needs an allah ackbar edit that'd be HILARIOUS guys
>> [_] Anon 2714919 >># >># >># >/f/ >fresh, new content

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[_] Emily Youcis 2713298
>> [_] Anon 2713343 >># you are what wrong with this board. Renaming a flash
>> [_] Anon 2713361 I just wish that person would stop posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2713469 It's been growing on me.

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[_] Anon 2711952 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2712014 stop posting these
>> [_] ハピバスデイ。。。か？ 2712027 >># Seriously who posts this garbage every day?
>> [_] Anon 2712100 >># >># Seriously starting to suspect that it's the author herself. No one ever has anything good to say about them. If it's just supposed to be silly/catchy, it fails. If it's trying to be some 3deep5u commentary on modern society, it still fails.
>> [_] Anon 2712105 >># I like them. Don't ever post just to let people know I like flashes because it seems pointless. The complainers are always the most vocal.
>> [_] Anon 2712109 The Shitstorm clock is at: 7 Take action or our fates are doomed
>> [_] Anon 2712128 >># They're edgy.
>> [_] Anon 2712138 >># Well, what do you like about it? You say the complainers are the most vocal and that's true but at least they have something to say, hence their decision to post. When I see shit that's good if I have something to actually say about why I think it's good I post as well, and if we're gonna start talking about things that are 'pointless' ... the conversation will end with us all leaving this place for good and never coming back.
>> [_] Anon 2712149 >># 'merica ?
>> [_] Anon 2712150 The Shitstorm clock is at: 4 Action is necessary
>> [_] Anon 2712162 >># I enjoy the music, the animation (reminds me of old cartoons) and the few more or less obscure characters that are put into it.
>> [_] Anon 2712165 The Shitstorm clock is at: 6 Action needs to be mantained
>> [_] Anon 2712179 >># the music is shit and short and the animation is fucking disgusting
>> [_] Anon 2712189 >># WOW IT'S ALMOST AS IF EVERYONE HAS DIFFERING OPINIONS. I WOULD ALMOST SAY THAT WE ARE EACH OUR OWN INDIVIDUAL WITH DIFFERENT TASTES. QUITE A DIFFICULT CONCEPT TO GRASP, IS IT NOT?
>> [_] Anon 2712192 The Shitstorm clock is at: 5 Our future is uncertain
>> [_] Anon 2712196 >># since its clear only the creator can love this shitty video i think you should take the advice of papa franku and listen to this song faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZm lWo&hd=1
>> [_] Anon 2712199 The Shitstorm clock is at: 1,0452187934 All is lost
>> [_] Anon 2712201 >># your shitposting almost as much as OP pls stop
>> [_] Anon 2712203 The Shitstorm clock is at: 4 Times are unstable
>> [_] Anon 2712207 >># >quality poster
>> [_] Quality Poster 2712209 >># you have to shitpost to stop shitposting /r9k/ is just a failed attempt at stopping shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2712211 >># And you say my taste is bad?
>> [_] Anon 2712212 The Shitstorm clock is at: 7 It seems the storm is far away and won't reach us, but everything can change
>> [_] Anon 2712251 >># >let's drown this fire in gasoline !
>> [_] Anon 2712276 There's only so many flashes. Sooner or later post-o-meter has to roll over back in to the shitty ones.
>> [_] Anon 2712340 The Shitstorm clock is at: 15 Crisis was averted

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[_] Anon 2708818 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2708996 This shit is bad. It's just bad. The art style is bad. The content is bad. It gives the impression of trying really hard to be 3deep5u but it isn't, it's just nasty looking. It isn't even fun to look at and enjoy ironically if you're the kind of faggot that likes that.

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[_] Anon 2707192 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2707302 >># Its like an episode of ren and stimpy with drugs
>> [_] Anon 2707307 that xavier tho
>> [_] Anon 2707328 Alfred is glorious, you should post other flashes with him if you have any.
>> [_] Anon 2707339 why are you posting this degenerate shit literally every day
>> [_] Anon 2707347 >># To accelerate the fall of the aryan race.

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[_] Anon 2705713
>> [_] Anon 2705746 Youcis is among my favorite horrible internet autists. Unlike the case with other lolcows, we are dealing with a productive strand of mental instability. There is actual value being produced, rather than value only being derived from the subject's very pronounced lack of capacity for creation.
>> [_] Anon 2705749 >># >high af >lil ugly mane okay.png
>> [_] Anon 2705750 >># She's not autistic at all from what I can tell. Her creative output is minimal, but fucking tryhard weird. I'd wreck it regardless.
>> [_] Anon 2705754 markedly increased quality from previous works, and it's catchy and hypnotic still garbage tho
>> [_] Anon 2705755 >># By autism, I was referring to the behavior most often associated Sonic the Hedgehog-adoring manbabies. You may be familiar with their sort. Many an Original the Character has been made by said fanatics, yet Emily seems to produce actual content, rather than sloppily giving established ideas a fresh coat of the cheapest paint.
>> [_] Anon 2705765 >># >not autistic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpBwJyCt nlE
>> [_] Anon 2705766 >># >># man, I appreciate trying to steer away from the hyperbole use of autism, but autism =/= being a savant, nor is it the root behind all social disorders >># to be honest I've never found her stuff entertaining, but the effort that goes into concepts so left field is commendable
>> [_] Anon 2705780 >># Indeed she's just a junky.
>> [_] Anon 2705844 >># Is she high?
>> [_] WhiteMage 2705850 /f/ really likes this one eh?
>> [_] Anon 2705884 i watched this 10 times already.
>> [_] Anon 2705887 >># >Xavier Renegade angel Excellent tastes.

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[_] Anon 2704680 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2704724 hey youcis are you fertile?
>> [_] Anon 2704731 >># I have a dick, dumbfuck.
>> [_] Anon 2704733 i'm not a freak
>> [_] Anon 2704739 >># I thought the author of this cartoon, Emily Youcis, was a woman. Are you her?
>> [_] Anon 2704743 >># YES !
>> [_] Anon 2704748 >># I had a great dream last night that I was having sex with a woman with no condom on. Even better if it was reality and the woman was you. Why not make a baby instead of making an alfred alfer movie? Or both? Unfortunately I am very poor and cannot support a child. So I cannot in good conscience make this fantasy real.
>> [_] Anon 2704751 >># Tough shit faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2704754 >># >tfw you'll never fuck Youcis up the ass while crying out Alfred's name
>> [_] seed bearer 2704755 >># I know. Life is so hard sometimes ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2704756 >># You cartoons suck Emily, make something good like something Egoraptor or Stamper would make
>> [_] Anon 2704758 I don't like this cracked out vid. It doesn't make any sense and the music sucks
>> [_] Anon 2704761 >># /thread kill yourself Youcis you cunt
>> [_] seed bearer 2704770 A woman's place is in the kitchen, not the on the computer making silly flash animations
>> [_] Anon 2704783 goddamn edgelord shit animation is bad, but salvageable, she could be making decent shit if she wasn't so busy being such a fucking tryhard.
>> [_] Anon 2704811 I liekd it
>> [_] Anon 2704816 >># >># >># Fucking spergs thinking i'm a grill, if post a flash made by some bitch i'm not defacto said bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2704823 >># Pretty sure most of the people realize that and are just fucking around. Of course you could be someone completely different trolling trolls in which case I 8 b8
>> [_] seed bearer 2704826 >># But why would someone who is not Youcis post this flash? Why did you post it?
>> [_] Anon 2704828 >># But I didn't post it.
>> [_] Trader's anon 2704831 why youcis whyyyyyy.
>> [_] Anon 2704832 I like the style, it's weird.
>> [_] seed bearer 2704839 >># So maybe Youcis did post it? She is known to post here by the way.
>> [_] Anon 2704843 >># I posted it.
>> [_] Anon 2704856 God I can't stand this bitch. She tries way too fucking hard.
>> [_] Anon 2704858 "I have no idea what weed is like: the flash" other than that I actually like the animation style
>> [_] Anon 2704863 >># Reminds me a bit of courage the cowardly dog.
>> [_] Anon 2704916 Emily Youcis' work is like John Kricfalusi's on acid.
>> [_] Anon 2704921 >># Like schizophrenia on PCP.
>> [_] Anon 2704965 >># would you know? why do you compare it to that haha
>> [_] Anon 2704985 just dropping by to say your animation is shit and ur a faget

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[_] Anon 2703623
>> [_] Anon 2703626 Thanks for the OC Em.
>> [_] Anon 2703629 WAS THAT AN EMILY YOUCIS CAMEO IN THE BLUE DRESS OHDS SDGJ TTHHATS SIO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTWRFDFC
>> [_] Anon 2703636 sick shill
>> [_] Anon 2703651 >># shit dude why would you think that bitch is the one posting ? She's probably sucking niggsdik for weed.
>> [_] Anon 2703658 >># I assumed she could do both.
>> [_] Anon 2703662 Does anyone like this?
>> [_] Anon 2703670 >># Fair point.
>> [_] JapanAShit 2703690 >># gud tune

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[_] Anon 2701961
>> [_] Anon 2702043 wtf is this?
>> [_] Anon 2702059 >># a bad trip
>> [_] Anon 2702064 Why'd you rename it? Filenames for flashes are like thumbnails for images and videos. It is incredibly annoying to have constantly changing thumbnails which is why we don't rename flash files.

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[_] Anon 2701044
>> [_] Anon 2701045 ALPED POARN!
>> [_] Anon 2701079 people have been occasionally posting these for years. where did these originally come from?
>> [_] Anon 2701137 >># from an edgelord
>> [_] Anon 2701151 >># They're made by Emily Youcis, a mentally unstable, dirty (as in there's actual dirt on her), yet somehow attractive and persistent animator. The kinda girl where you'd love to fuck her brains out, but a condom and a weapon would be mandatory for the encounter.
>> [_] Anon 2701153 >># And while I'm on the topic of Emily, holy shit she's gotten better. Thinking back to the old Alfred flashes, the art quality and smoothness of the animated parts is a ridiculous jump.
>> [_] Anon 2701167 anyone knows whatever happened to the alfred movie?
>> [_] Anon 2701174 >># >attractive >the kinda girl where you'd love to fuck her brains out You might want to step away from the internet for a while, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2701217 What does this part mean?http://i.imgur.com/SoQct2z.png It looks christian

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[_] Anon 2699953 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2700042 edgy
>> [_] Anon 2700044 whoa, i am listening to this song right now and saw this is this some sort of sign? other than that, this alfred alfer shit is cancer, leave please
>> [_] Anon 2700051 >># >I posted it again, tee hee
>> [_] Anon 2700085 man I saw some obscure shit in this for some reason....I swear
>> [_] Anon 2700143 >what people who never smoked weed think smoking weed is like.swf
>> [_] Anon 2700212 I want to bully Emily Youcis.
>> [_] Anon 2700214 >># weed can be very strong these days. When I would close my eyes I even hallucinated a little bit when i smoked it.
>> [_] Anon 2700219 >># Nah, you're just a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2700224 >># bullshit, weed does fuck all
>> [_] Anon 2700226 >># Poorfag can't get primo shit. I've smoked shit in amsterdam that put me into an anxiety ridden coma.
>> [_] Anon 2700228 >># Lotta strains and concentrations out there mang. I've overdone it on oil dabs a couple times.
>> [_] Anon 2700244 >># No, i smoke only primo, i can just handle my shit, ya'll niggers cant. >># Oil is different then just straight bud, that shit'll fuck anyone up.
>> [_] Anon 2700250 >mine's bigger fuckin stoners

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[_] Anon 2698058 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2698083 no song sauce on swfchan yet. anyone have it?
>> [_] Anon 2698086 >># Beginning of the flash, bottom left.
>> [_] Anon 2698091 disreguard its at start of flash
>> [_] Anon 2698171 fucking xavier renegade angel
>> [_] Anon 2698239 >># woah furtado!
>> [_] Anon 2698262 >># Well I don't poly-cotton to coping tropes.
>> [_] Anon 2698287 Sup Emily
>> [_] Anon 2698290 >># keep dreaming fagget
>> [_] Anon 2698342 >># Emily is b&nt

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[_] Anon 2696946 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2696950 >># Emily Youcis has actual schizophrenia. This is probably what it feels like.
>> [_] Anon 2696957 i want to be schizophreniac
>> [_] Anon 2696961 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2696965 [?]
>> [_] Anon 2696966 >># Everything gets pretty normal after you get a shot once a month. It might make you grow female breasts though...
>> [_] Anon 2697000 Xavier renegade angel out of nowhere
>> [_] Anon 2697042 that self insertion, heh.
>> [_] Anon 2697056 >># yaaaaas moar emily
>> [_] Anon 2697066 >># i know right? i thought i'd be the only fuck to recognize him? you mean to tell me you only have 1 peni?
>> [_] Anon 2697113 >># Shakashuri Blowdown is probably the best episode in the entire series just for that fight sequence. "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?" "Your mind is as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon."

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[_] PATRICKBATEMAN American Alfer 2604093 BATEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2604125 Never stop doing what you do, Emily. We believe in you!
>> [_] Anon 2604132 >># Clip pretty good but that song was horrid.
>> [_] Anon 2604141 >># Pretty good tune
>> [_] Anon 2604256 There are some places you should never go. I believe I've just been to one of those places.
>> [_] Anon 2604257 >># Unlimited hype for the movie.
>> [_] American Alfer 2604258 >># do you have hype or are you just making fun of me for spreading too much hype
>> [_] Anon 2604262 >># Actually super fucking hype. Been loving your works since I first stumbled onto Alfred on the Newgrounds. You're style is interesting, hard to look at, and you manage to find music that barely even sounds like music at all sometimes. I'd give it a 4/20
>> [_] Anon 2604280 Is the big tittied bitch in the blue dress a self-insert? Don't you fucking lie, I know it is.
>> [_] American Alfer 2604285 >># well joollies then