File: SHARKWITHWHEELS.swf-(3.08 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 03/18/16(Fri)15:53:51 No.3043900
So I talk to this Canadian guy on Skype sometimes. Let’s call him Ricky; guy calls me hoser a
lot, pronounces shit like soory making every statement into a question. Guy’s a fucking riot, eh?
Know what I’m saying, guy’s straight out of a Trailer Park boy’s episode,
So one day he tells he had this one Asian Girlfriend in high school. Says it wasn’t too serious,
but guys would ask him if she was Chinese or Japanese all the time, ya know? Say’s he tells them
he doesn’t know but he’s always got her Onhernese. So, me not being an expert on eastern human
geography, just says “cool story, man”. Then he finishes smoking an ounce to that as is of
Canadian tradition, of course.
Then a week or so later I bring up his girlfriend who was Onhernese, and he doesn’t know what
fuck I’m talking about. So, being the fucking detective I am I realize he was fucking with me
someway, so I ask him what the whole bit about his bitch that wasn’t chinese japnese, but she was
Onherknees. The guy fucking laughs it off, and get this? He was making a fallatio joke. I know
right? This guy. But here’s the real zinger. He actually did have an Asian girl friend in
highschool that he wasn’t even thinking of when he made the joke in place? I know what thinkin’?
Fucking n u t s. This guy’s a riot and half. 5/7 story. N U T S.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/18/16(Fri)16:33:02 No.3043912
>>3043900
k
>> [_] Anonymous 03/18/16(Fri)16:49:34 No.3043923
>>3043900
NutS
>> [_] Anonymous 03/18/16(Fri)16:54:45 No.3043925
der absolute Verrückten
>> [_] John Moses Browning 03/18/16(Fri)18:34:46 No.3043963
Coolest loop this week
>> [_] Anonymous 03/18/16(Fri)21:27:18 No.3044064
>>3043900
An absolute classic. I've always loved this flash.
