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Wushu.swf
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[ND73XXP]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3053044
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2016 11:54:44 Ended: 1/4 -2016 17:42:59Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Wushu.swf-(4.02 MB, 700x514, Other)
[_] Anon 3053044
>> [_] Anon 3053049 >># needs a hardware store and jackie chan
>> [_] Anon 3053053 das p cool
>> [_] Anon 3053059 >a total of 15 people are watching this live the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 3053061 source?
>> [_] Anon 3053101 >Me playing with Katanas in my backyard is cringy >This isn't baka people are such Hypocrites
>> [_] Anon 3053115 >># Its because not only are these patterns cool to look at, they also represent the hours of training to be this physically fit and agile, as well as mentally fit demonstrating mastery of the human body. Its literally like another form of gymatics, like how they do flips and shit at the Olumpics, You probably dont understand this concept as you are an uncultured swine and have never applied yourself in any sport or hobby that requires physical effort. Baka gaijin desu
>> [_] Anon 3053135 >># The other guy made a good point, so I just want to add a fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3053153 i wonder how many times she accidentally got smacked in the face when they were practicing this
>> [_] Anon 3053163 >># I believe they surely used some sort of protective gear like they use in fencing for example
>> [_] Anon 3053188 i liked that it was very skillful
>> [_] Anon 3053190 >># Seconded


[WE9BK3D]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2792298
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/5 -2015 14:11:09 Ended: 26/5 -2015 19:25:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 23
File: Wushu.swf-(4.02 MB, 700x514, Other)
[_] Anon 2792298 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2792347 To this day Wushu is still the most demanding martial arts class I've taken. It might not be as hard hitting as Muay Thai but to be able to move correctly without hurting yourself is extremely physically demanding.
>> [_] Anon 2792355 sometimes I wonder if m. night shyamalan realized there were asian people that could do this. like, he could have hired real asian people that do this stuff for money. instead of idiot children. fuck you m. night shyamalan
>> [_] Anon 2792356 nobody cares.
>> [_] Anon 2792370 It looks really cool, but I wonder how well a Wushu master fights in a non-choreographed fight against, let's say a Jiu-Jitsu master. All this movement speed and wiggling around won't help the Wushu master if he's locked on the ground.
>> [_] Anon 2792382 >># There's a difference between show fighting and actual fighting. While Wushu is still a more flashy style of martial arts in a fighting situation it wouldn't actually look this flashy. Also wiggling around helps a lot in Jiu-Jitsu. How do you think you break out of grabs on the ground? Even people in Judo/Jiu-Jitsu practice wiggling the fuck around because escaping.
>> [_] Anon 2792392 >># Not by spinning your head around like you are at a Metallica concert. The point I am trying to make is that Wushu looks nice and sure is a real martial-art, but when a Wushu fighter gets grabbed and pinned to the ground he cannot help himself anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2792396 >># Except that's not true? Wiggling their head around as part of show for one segment of that mock fight does mean that's all they do. If you can use your whole body to spin and move like that than you can probably wiggle around on the ground considering wushu has it's own fair share of grapples depending on what style of Wushu you're learning.,
>> [_] Anon 2792403 >># If you say so. I've never seen much of Wushu but the Showfights and a lot of chinese and other continental asian martial arts who all lose to the grappling and ground fight skills of Jiu-Jitsu or even wrestlers.
>> [_] Anon 2792421 >># Wushu is an overall term for chinese martial arts. This particular style would get fugged by BJJ or Judo because of how direct both of those styles are. This particular style of Wushu is more about deception to make your opponent believe you're moving one way when you're actually moving another. Similar to aikido I guess but a little more flashy.
>> [_] Anon 2792423 This looks retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2792428 >># >wushu >martial art
>> [_] Anon 2792432 >># what's the name of the music
>> [_] Anon 2792453 >># >Wushu >Martial arts They mean the same thing retard quit lying.
>> [_] Anon 2792460 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2W2TeUU Yps
>> [_] Anon 2792464 today on /f/ I saw a normal discussion about martial-arts, is it a time phenomenon?
>> [_] Anon 2792466 >># not really. I often have discussion on /f/. We are pretty normal people here. /f/ is my homeboard. If I could visit only one board I would choose this one.
>> [_] Anon 2792475 >># I expected a different answer btw. Not like I was surprised by this discussion, but it's really rare sight. lol
>> [_] Anon 2792477 >># sometimes people talk without throwing a shit fit. It usually all goes to hell when the Muay Thai dickriders show up.
>> [_] Anon 2792485 >># >without throwing a shit fit. >Muay Thai dickriders rofl
>> [_] Anon 2792493 As a martial artist and ex-member of my university's wushu club I can pretty much confirm that wushu itself does not translate to knowing how to fight irl. That said, wushu is very hard on the body, similar to ballet, and wushu practitioners are usually very fast and toned, so even if they don't have combat experience, they still know how to throw punches, kicks, and do them well. Most of them have at least taken tae kwon do or something. Wushu also overlaps with parkour a lot of the time. >># Everyone says that to give legitimacy to wushu, but it's purely performance. Chinese martial arts are half fight, half dance - that's what makes them beautiful. Wushu is a mishmosh of showy martial arts movements from different animal style that serve little practical purpose - thus making it all dance. jeet kun do is cooler
>> [_] Anon 2792494 >># It is true though. Every martial arts thread either starts off "why can't x beat Muay Thai?" or is a normal thread and then someone comes in and says "why practice this shit when Muay Thai can beat it?" Naturally rather than ignoring it everyone goes apeshit and the thread dies.
>> [_] Anon 2792500 >># Its like active "body and mind perfection" wich means no harm to others in core, but with it you are obviously "stronger" than regular human? I Just asking only out of curiosity.


[AU7XMDB]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2774551
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/5 -2015 20:15:58 Ended: 8/5 -2015 20:15:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Wushu.swf-(4.02 MB, 700x514, Other)
[_] Anon 2774551


[S0GZW4C]F !! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2763063
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/4 -2015 13:27:24 Ended: 27/4 -2015 20:04:36Flashes: ~1 Posts: 36
File: Wushu.swf-(4.02 MB, 700x514, Loop)
[_] Anon 2763063
>> [_] Anon 2763075 >># Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2763088 >># song is from avatar the last airbender
>> [_] Anon 2763090 >># More interested in the video ty
>> [_] Anon 2763091 >># It's wushu, useless Chinese acrobatics with weapons.
>> [_] Anon 2763094 >># ty, skilled nevertheless
>> [_] Anon 2763095 >># what's the song called
>> [_] Anon 2763096 not skilled at all, it's not a martial art if you're going to get your ass kicked in sparring. choreographed weaboo bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2763097 >># Well I certainly couldn't do that.
>> [_] Anon 2763098 That headspin gets me every damn time. Even youtube vids of a similar topic do it. Metal/headbanging music edit when? That loop from Death Note might be good.
>> [_] Anon 2763103 >># Agni Kai
>> [_] Anon 2763104 >># >weaboo Wushu is Chinese you mongoloid
>> [_] Anon 2763105 >># you're mistaking skill with practical use Balancing a watermelon on your nose is not useful, but it still takes skill. That said Wushu is indeed a bullshit martial art, more about pretty movement than actual self defense Wing chun >>>>>>>>>>>
>> Wushu
>> [_] Anon 2763108 >># shut the fuck up you aint shit you probably cant even fight. sitting on /f/ talking about karate like you're a kung fu winnar faggot go run a mile
>> [_] Anon 2763109 >># stay salty, my friend
>> [_] Anon 2763117 >># >Attention Here you go, friend.
>> [_] Anon 2763119 >># http://i.4cdn.org/f/Extra%20salty%20spit oon.swf
>> [_] Anon 2763132 >># >useless hmm.. you mean like artistic skating, skateboarding and such ?
>> [_] Anon 2763138 >># >Limiting yourself to one style regardless of its history. 10/10, retard alert.
>> [_] Anon 2763140 >># >># this you cant deny it looks super cool, so just leave it at that
>> [_] Anon 2763142 >># >http://i.4cdn.org/f/Extra%20salty%20spi toon.swf Can someone explain what Rias Grimmory has to do with being Salty? Sorry, I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2763147 Does no one see how fast and precise the jabs and head movements are it might not hit but they know how to fight with spears and do it well. They will not be as good in a real fight as a trained spear men in a fighting tournament but they sure as hell know how to fight with a spear.
>> [_] Anon 2763148 The local asian masseuse that gives me a happy ending has more skills than these two.
>> [_] Anon 2763158 >># And anime is Chinese, your point?
>> [_] Anon 2763162 This is pretty neat, I love wuxia/wushu stuff like this.
>> [_] Anon 2763166 >># >weaboo
>> [_] Anon 2763180 >># >not knowing about could_.swf
>> [_] Anon 2763197 >># I see that, but salty? Sorry, if you wouldn't mind cluing me in I'd appreciate it!
>> [_] Snow 2763198 >># People were salty about it being reposted often.
>> [_] Anon 2763206 Dick: Hard
>> [_] Anon 2763219 >># RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !ojFRESH.oI 2763228 >># This seems inspired from Shaolin Kung Fu, which IRL its essentially rape turned into a martial style.
>> [_] Anon 2763243 >># Wushu is indeed a creation of hollywood and it's asiatic equivalents but like the Flynning of old, it requires some degree of physical skill. Denial of this shows your immaturity.
>> [_] Anon 2763264 It's videos like this that fool the gullible into thinking China is an all-powerful sleeping dragon that could destroy us in three days, but simply choose not to on whimsy. Good lord I can still hear the faggots in my dorm talking about learning Mandarin when China "seizes world dominance." Retarded dipshits...
>> [_] Anon 2763268 >># >tfw you realise the spear head is actually made of steel. It might be blunted, but failing to dodge that might get you heavily wounded anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2763273 >># business majors?



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