File: The Mariners Revenge Song.swf-(9.78 MB, 400x260, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 05/15/16(Sun)13:21:19 No.

  Sea Ditty Sunday?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/16(Sun)16:32:27 No.

  I love this song and animation, clearly it was a lot of work and very catchy tune
  There are a few problems
  1 the sailor's "wicked deed," is not really clearly defined. He had consensual sex with a widow,
  sure he gave her TB but is that alone worth killing him for? Then he was a drunk and threw a cup
  at her and left. Ok yeah that's pretty bad, no argument there, but worth death as punishment?
  2 He never married the widow. There is no way that his gambling debts should have been collected
  from the widow's estate. How did anyone even know he was there?
  3 Twenty months at sea is a long time. Was this privateer really so dedicated to catch one
  particular ship that it traveled a third of the way around the world to find it? Why?
  4 It's barely worth mentioning because, its a work of fiction, but you can't survive in a whale's
  stomach you just can't. You would suffocate
  5 Whales don't just attack ships. Whales eat krill, not sailors (and definitely don't eat wooden
  ships)

>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/16(Sun)16:34:05 No.

  >>3081230
  becoming homeless because of this shitheads debts he left to you might push you.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/16(Sun)16:37:17 No.

  song is made shit entirely by the singers shitty voice.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/16(Sun)16:39:56 No.

  >>3081236
  Thats part of the charm

>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/16(Sun)16:44:21 No.

  >>3081240
  I don't mind a rough voice or just the person being bad at singing. but the nasally prepubescence
  of this song just kills it.